Jessica: Yay! Thanks Seren147 for being the FIRST reviewer!

*Seren147 gets candy, ice cream, money $$$$ and a signed photo of Malik*

PS: Check out Bakura's Book of Threats if you haven't already.

Malik: *having fun in a huge pile of money* $__$ ^_^

Jessica: Get yourself out there!

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          So, you're king, and you've earned the title, too (not literally! I'M King, idiots!).  And people still don't recognize you as king.

          FOOLS!

          Ahem.  Just…uh…got out of control there.  NEVER get out of control.  It makes you look foolish, prince-y, and stupid.  NEVER look stupid.  People don't like stupid kings, and if they don't like you, they rebel.  And you're probably so inexperienced that you don't know how to put down rebellions.

          Well, keep your people happy.  Of course, you still can do stuff that none of your public knows…(rubs hands evilly) Like…oh, torture innocent (emphasis on INNOCENT) civilians who have done nothing (emphasis on nothing) wrong.  Then tape it.  Voila, your edition of Saturday Night at the Movies.

          How do you keep your people happy?

          What do you mean, you DON'T KNOW?

          Oh…boy.  This is going to be tougher than I thought.

          Do you know how to keep your little brother or sister who ALWAYS wants you to do such-and-such and this-and-this happy?  YES? How?

          You put on a fakely smilingly happily generously STUPID LOOKING nice act!  Notice the FAKELY.  You're king…or queen.  You can't go soft.  You're tough! MEAN! AND NOT ENTIRELY stupid!

          Ahem…ignore the entirely. 

          So, keep your subjects happy and then go around fakely smilingly happily generously doing stupid things that keep people from hating you.  Save Granny Smith's cat up in the tree.  Bend over and pick up the stuff that fell out of Miss Muppet's basket.  Kill the spider in Mrs. Flutterbudget's yard.  (finally something worth doing – even if it is just a spider.  Try making it die a slowly agonizing death – it's fun ^_^)  Notice that you help the ladies.  If the ladies love you, everyone does.

          Ahem.  Girls, uh…can just help…everyone…nicely, fakely, smilingly, happily, generously…yeah…

          While you're doing such nice stupid things, pick the pockets of Butcher whats-his-name while you're helping slaughter his pigs, cows, and chickens (SQUAWK!).  Do little thefts that add to your treasury and at the same time, are extremely entertaining ^_^.  Multitasking! Yay!
          You'll notice I've gotten a pay raise…I'd like to keep it that way.  Review, people!  Ahem! Subjects!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.