Tenshi-san: Hey, people, I'll write faster if you review. And I'll try to cater to the masses, so if you have any ideas, feel free to e-mail me. I won't be mean. I swear. ^ ^
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Labyrinth. Do I look like a Henson? Well, actually, since this is writing you don't know what I look like, so that was a pointless question…. ^ ^ I should probably eat. I might make marginally more sense. But only marginally. I don't ever make perfect sense.
Chapter 2: In The Second Chapter there was Jareth, Smart-aleck Comments, and More Glitter.
"This can't be happening! You're not real!" I am afraid I sounded a tiny bit hysterical. But, it's not any day you're confronted with a fantasy villain.
"You did wish to be here, and here you are."
"I didn't know my wish would come true!" I said.
"Ye-es, it's certainly more routine to wish an unwanted sibling, not yourself to my realm, but you did say…" he trailed off, looking rather amused.
" I wished myself here! Not all the people around me!' I said sulkily "I wanted to be alone, you know, as in no company." back talking to Jareth; I must have been braver than I usually act.
"Rhiannon, Rhiannon. I got you here, didn't I? You really should learn some gratitude, young lady."
"Gratitude? To you! Why should I be grateful! You didn't do what I wanted!" I snapped.
"Didn't do what you…" growled Jareth, "Fine. Get through my labyrinth in the time limit, and perhaps I'll try again."
'That's not fa--" I shouted.
"Uh, uh. Do not utter that word unless you wish to be dumped headfirst into the Bog of Eternal Stench."
"What word?" I asked innocently, or tried to ask innocently, because after I asked that question he chased me into the beginning of the Labyrinth. I swear that man, or whatever he is, has no sense of humour.
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So, that's the beginning of my tale.
And there were twelve people following me, based on the assumption that I knew were the hell I was going. I don't, but don't let the little weenies know that, it would break their little black hearts of stone.
As far as I know, there were twelve people following me, five girls, Branwen, Dwynwen, Meredith, Sian, and Tegau, and seven boys, Rhys, Aiden, Edan, Kaie, Llewellyn, Riane, and Galen. And, yes, Meredith's nickname is Merry. And I have absolutely no idea why they have Welsh names…
So, the idiot gang and I began the Labyrinth.
"Why is everything so glittery?" whined Sian, as she brushed glitter from her black outfit. And in case you are wondering, retro punk is not a recommended outfit for exploring a glittery maze.
"That's obvious, the little man in charge of this hellhole of a theme park has a fetish for glitter." Um, yeah. That would be Riane. He's not a nice person, and doesn't like anyone… He also looks like a pink and purple hedgehog on crack. I have nothing against punks, or multiple piercings, but between Sian and Riane it's a little much. And, yes, the punk twins are dating.
"I know a shortcut to the end of the maze." I muttered, "Just look for a small fuzzy blue worm that says 'Ello". You know, this would have been a lovely vacation if I had been alone.
"A small, blue worm…" said Merry.
"Yes." I said sharply.
"O.K.! You don't have to yell!" Merry burst into tears. Merry isn't a very merry person.
"God… Look I'm sorry! Just were was the worm?" I really won't kill any of these people… Sure. I'm convinced all you people believe that.
So, what with one thing and the other, I did find that damn' worm. And the opening, so I hung a left. And ran smack dab into Jareth.
"Where do you think you're going?" he said, eyes glittering.
"To the castle." I said, "You know, the one in the centre. You live there!"
" Very well, but you can't go this way. It's a dead end."
" No it isn't! I can see the path!" I cried.
" Oh. Yes. Sorry." Jareth waved a slender hand and the open path became closed.
"That's not fair!" yelled Dwynwen.
"LIFE'S NOT FAIR! WHEN WILL YOU IDJITS GET THIS THROUGH YOUR THICK SCULLS!" Jareth and I shouted at the same time. Oh joy, the Goblin King and I agree on something.
Merry started crying.
Galen said "How can anyone solve this thing if you change it every ten minutes?"
" That is the point. Normally small children are kidnapped- uh," I hesitated because Jareth glared at me, "-liberated to this place. In the case that the child is wanted to be returned, the person has to run through the Labyrinth, get through the Goblin City, and defeat Jareth here." I waved at Jareth, who grinned.
"That has only happened once. In several hundred years." Jareth sounded smug, the bastard.
"An you expect us to believe you can get us out of here!" Said Branwen.
"Actually, Rhiannon does know the way out…" said Jareth.
"And I know the words. You have no power ove--" Jareth threw his hand over my mouth.
" No! I won't be beat before the centre!"
"Well if you two can stop feeling each other up, we should be going." stated Galen.
End
Tenshi-san: It's not as long as it should be, but I'm sick. *sniff* The flu is evil. But I wrote more because a nice person reviewed. Nice person! So follow in that nice person's steps and review. And you can give me flames. I don't mind! ^ ^
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Labyrinth. Do I look like a Henson? Well, actually, since this is writing you don't know what I look like, so that was a pointless question…. ^ ^ I should probably eat. I might make marginally more sense. But only marginally. I don't ever make perfect sense.
Chapter 2: In The Second Chapter there was Jareth, Smart-aleck Comments, and More Glitter.
"This can't be happening! You're not real!" I am afraid I sounded a tiny bit hysterical. But, it's not any day you're confronted with a fantasy villain.
"You did wish to be here, and here you are."
"I didn't know my wish would come true!" I said.
"Ye-es, it's certainly more routine to wish an unwanted sibling, not yourself to my realm, but you did say…" he trailed off, looking rather amused.
" I wished myself here! Not all the people around me!' I said sulkily "I wanted to be alone, you know, as in no company." back talking to Jareth; I must have been braver than I usually act.
"Rhiannon, Rhiannon. I got you here, didn't I? You really should learn some gratitude, young lady."
"Gratitude? To you! Why should I be grateful! You didn't do what I wanted!" I snapped.
"Didn't do what you…" growled Jareth, "Fine. Get through my labyrinth in the time limit, and perhaps I'll try again."
'That's not fa--" I shouted.
"Uh, uh. Do not utter that word unless you wish to be dumped headfirst into the Bog of Eternal Stench."
"What word?" I asked innocently, or tried to ask innocently, because after I asked that question he chased me into the beginning of the Labyrinth. I swear that man, or whatever he is, has no sense of humour.
______________________________________________________________
So, that's the beginning of my tale.
And there were twelve people following me, based on the assumption that I knew were the hell I was going. I don't, but don't let the little weenies know that, it would break their little black hearts of stone.
As far as I know, there were twelve people following me, five girls, Branwen, Dwynwen, Meredith, Sian, and Tegau, and seven boys, Rhys, Aiden, Edan, Kaie, Llewellyn, Riane, and Galen. And, yes, Meredith's nickname is Merry. And I have absolutely no idea why they have Welsh names…
So, the idiot gang and I began the Labyrinth.
"Why is everything so glittery?" whined Sian, as she brushed glitter from her black outfit. And in case you are wondering, retro punk is not a recommended outfit for exploring a glittery maze.
"That's obvious, the little man in charge of this hellhole of a theme park has a fetish for glitter." Um, yeah. That would be Riane. He's not a nice person, and doesn't like anyone… He also looks like a pink and purple hedgehog on crack. I have nothing against punks, or multiple piercings, but between Sian and Riane it's a little much. And, yes, the punk twins are dating.
"I know a shortcut to the end of the maze." I muttered, "Just look for a small fuzzy blue worm that says 'Ello". You know, this would have been a lovely vacation if I had been alone.
"A small, blue worm…" said Merry.
"Yes." I said sharply.
"O.K.! You don't have to yell!" Merry burst into tears. Merry isn't a very merry person.
"God… Look I'm sorry! Just were was the worm?" I really won't kill any of these people… Sure. I'm convinced all you people believe that.
So, what with one thing and the other, I did find that damn' worm. And the opening, so I hung a left. And ran smack dab into Jareth.
"Where do you think you're going?" he said, eyes glittering.
"To the castle." I said, "You know, the one in the centre. You live there!"
" Very well, but you can't go this way. It's a dead end."
" No it isn't! I can see the path!" I cried.
" Oh. Yes. Sorry." Jareth waved a slender hand and the open path became closed.
"That's not fair!" yelled Dwynwen.
"LIFE'S NOT FAIR! WHEN WILL YOU IDJITS GET THIS THROUGH YOUR THICK SCULLS!" Jareth and I shouted at the same time. Oh joy, the Goblin King and I agree on something.
Merry started crying.
Galen said "How can anyone solve this thing if you change it every ten minutes?"
" That is the point. Normally small children are kidnapped- uh," I hesitated because Jareth glared at me, "-liberated to this place. In the case that the child is wanted to be returned, the person has to run through the Labyrinth, get through the Goblin City, and defeat Jareth here." I waved at Jareth, who grinned.
"That has only happened once. In several hundred years." Jareth sounded smug, the bastard.
"An you expect us to believe you can get us out of here!" Said Branwen.
"Actually, Rhiannon does know the way out…" said Jareth.
"And I know the words. You have no power ove--" Jareth threw his hand over my mouth.
" No! I won't be beat before the centre!"
"Well if you two can stop feeling each other up, we should be going." stated Galen.
End
Tenshi-san: It's not as long as it should be, but I'm sick. *sniff* The flu is evil. But I wrote more because a nice person reviewed. Nice person! So follow in that nice person's steps and review. And you can give me flames. I don't mind! ^ ^