Kit: Well, here's the next chapter of Betrayed! Hope ya like!
Tala: Kitten was trying to get funny in this chapter. Get a little happy in amongst the sad and suspense-ness-ness...
Kai: [glares] Is that even a word?
Tala: I don't know!
Kit: [giggles] Let me guess, Wolfie...you missed school that day?
Tala: [Ignoring her] Anyway! Kitten doesn't own Beyblade or it's characters! But, the Shadow Cats are hers! She also doesn't own the two songs she used in this chappie. (I'll leave you in suspense as to what they are!)
Rayne smirked suddenly, snatching her cd case from the bedside stand next to her bed. She quickly flipped through all the cds she had, coming to the Country Western section. Biting her lip, she carefully looked through her Country cds.
With a brilliant smile, she brandished a Cledus T. Judd(1) cd, " I know what'll cheer us up!" she said happily as she giggled.
Taryn's eyes widened as she looked at the cd in her team captain's hand, then she bit her lips together to keep from laughing.
Kit looked at the cd in question, blinking, " What? What's so good about that cd?" she asked her teammates. Apparently, she'd never attended one of her team's famous 'Cheering-up Comedy' parties...
Tanya choked on her own laughs as she looked at the cd, remembering all to well WHICH song Rayne had in mind.
Rayne pushed herself up from where she sat on her bed. She walked over to the large sound-system in the corner, pushing the cd into the cd slot, as it registered the cd, she pushed the fastforward button, stopping on the thirteenth song.
(A/N: This is a REAL parody of the Dixie Chicks' song 'Goodbye Earl', but this song is by Cledus T. Judd, and is called -ahem- 'GOODBYE SQUIRREL' !!!!!!!)
"(Be vewy vewy qwiet… we're huntin'... somethin')
Me and Harold Muffert were outdoors men
Set in our backwoods ways
Both members of the huntin' club
Both active in the NRA (National Redneck Association)
We scouted a location where we had no doubt
We'd kill the biggest buck in the world (About a 34-pointer)
Harold waited in his tree stand But all he seen was a squirrel
Dang near two weeks since the season started
And neither one of us was amused (HA HA HA)
We had on real tree camo,
high-powered ammo
But no big game to shoot
Then we finally saw a deer as big as a horse
Harold had him in his crosshairs (Shoot him)
But that squirrel jumped off of a branch above us
And landed in Harold's hair (Dang, get it out! Dang!)
Harold fell off the stand, on his head he landed
Like a wimp he laid there cryin
Till I climbed on down,
Picked him up off the ground
And it didn't take us long to decide,
That squirrel had to die
Goodbye squirrel
With black-eyed peas,
You're gonna taste good to me
Squirrel It's you or me,
Come on out of that tree Squirrel
Hey guess what, You've eaten your last nut Squirrel
Me and Harold went down to the surplus store
Bought a keg of dynamite
Two baseball bats and a case of M-80s
We were in for one heck of a fight (We'll show you!)
When you're huntin' with dumb and dumber
Something's surely bound to go wrong (Now be careful)
And when Harold lit that real short fuse I knew it wouldn't be long
When the dynamite blew,
Harold's foot did too
And fingers began to fly (Fly)
We were barely alive
When the game warden arrived
And much to our surprise,
That squirrel didn't die (Gosh!)
Goodbye squirrel
Just one more shot,
You'll be in my crock pot Squirrel
You'll make a lunch,
You overgrown chipmunk Squirrel I'll skin ya hide,
And make a hat when it's dry Squirrel
(Deadgum Earl, Ronnie Milsap could shoot better than you
Gimme that, I said gimme that gun Look out!
Look out, duck!
I think I killed somethin')"
By the end of the song, all four of the girls were either rolling in the floor and holding the stomachs as they laughed very hard, or bent over holding their stomachs for the same reasons.
Taryn wiped a tear of mirth from her eye, smirking, " Oh, that was a fun bout. We should listen to that more often." she said with a few happy claps.
Tanya was next to calm down, sighing as it ended, " Man, Taryn's right. We need to get mopey more often just so we can listen to that!" she said with another giggle.
Kit was the last to beat down her laughter, though still smiling like the cat that got the cream, " I see why ya'll enjoy this so much! That's the most fun I've had in ages!" she said with a light smile.
Rayne smirked again, " Now, you see why most girls want to be on our team. We have our own style that kicks boy-butt and we have fun whilst kicking said boy-butt." she said with a knowing half smile/half smirk.
Tanya laughewd again, before pulling on her captains hair to get her attention, " Find another Rayne-sama! You always find the funniest ones!"
Rayne nodded and pulled the cd out of the stereo system before putting it back into her cd case. She brandished another cd, another Cledus T. Judd.
She pushed it into the slot on the stereo system, and pushed the f.f button until it reached 13 on the cd, " And, now presenting... the honorable King of Comedy ...the Headmaster of Humor...and the Ambassador for the NRA (National Redneck Association!)...Cledus T. Judd!" and with that, she stepped away from the stereo to let the song play.
(A/N: Once again, this is a true parody of 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' by The Charlie Daniels Band, but this is called 'CLEDUS WENT DOWN TO FLORIDA' !!!!)
"Cledus went down to Florida,
he was lookin' for a car to steal
He was in a bind,
ten payments behind, so the bank repo'd his wheels
When he came across this old man
down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot Then Cledus jumped up on the top of one a
nd said, "Feller, let me tell ya what
Now I'm not gon' be proud of the deed I'm 'bout to do
Well, no time to spare, I gotta be somewhere,
so I'm gonna steal a car from you
Now I've seen you're selection here,
and I admit the pickins are few I know the Pinto's gold,
but consider it stoled, 'cause I got a show to do."
The man said, "My name's Jalopy,"
as he gave an evil grin '
Cause he knew that car wouldn't get too far
'fore the motor blew up again
Cledus you better hit the road if you're gonna be a star
The show's way up in Georgia,
and you're op'nin up for Garth
You're future's ridin' on this shiny Pinto painted gold
And if you're late it's Jeff Foxworthy's show
Oh gosh! A pinto my foot.
It drives more like a horse and buggy. Dern!
Cledus said, "No way in heck he's gonna op'm up that show."
Then fire flew from the manifold
as his right front tire blowed
Then he pushed that wreck across the street, '
n man was Cledus tissed
And he tried 'n tried to start 'er up,
but it sounded somethin' like this
on,...oh gosh! I'm in a mess.
What am I gonna do?
My one big shot for Garth Brooks. Aw-hehe-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, oh dern it!
When Cledus opened up the hood, he said, "I'll be a son of a gun!"
And it didn't take long to figure out why the heck it wouldn't run
Fire from the engine, lots of smoke
He can already hear them redneck jokes
Dadblamed oilpan layn' in the road Will he make the show? Heck no, heck no!
Ho-ho. (whistle) Taxi,
Greyhound, yeller cab, somebody!
I'll show him a redneck. He'll have a red neck
when I get my hands around his throat. I'm sick of it.
Cledus shook his head as he watched
Foxworthy's show And he heard him joke of how
he passed a burnin' old Pinto
Then later on, Garth told Cledus,
"You'll never get the chance again."
As he gave the check to that derned redneck
who drove a Mercedes Benz He said, "Tough break big guy. Before I go,
Would ya like to hear another redneck joke?
Did you know I got my own t.v. show?"
Well, does anybody watch it? No, heck no!
Well, you might be a redneck if your momma and daddy catches ya out behind the barn whippin' Jeff Foxworthy for talkin' about rednecks all time.
Ah shoot, I'm jes kiddin' Jeff. I wished I could be your best friend. Do you like me? I'd love to be on your t.v. show. Come here, buddy!"
Rayne was in tears by the time the song was over, from laughing so hard. The rest of her team wasn't any better.
Kit: [still laughing] Ok, this chapter was meant to take your mind off the fact that KAI HAS JUST BETRAYED THE BLADEBREAKERS IN MY STORY!!!!
Tala: [blinks] Well, there went the use of the whole chapter...
Kai: [sighs] Yep...
Rayne: [laughs] But, I have to admit, listenin' to all those songs was a hoot!
Tala: [rolls eyes] R & R!!!