An Elven Fellowship
By Jade Limill
Chapter 5: Welcoming Party
Elrohir sat down on the side of the road.
"I am not going any farther until I have had two hours rest, and something other than lembas to eat." Elladan sat down beside him.
"I agree with him. We should not have let our horses go when we went through Moria," Elladan agreed glumly.
Legolas stopped his horse and dismounted, walking over to them and leading his horse.
"I think it was an act of compassion if what you tell me about your time in Moria is true. We can rest here for a whole day, then we must hurry on towards Mirkwood, for I promied my father to be home by winter, and there's only eight days left of fall." Legolas replied, sitting beside the two half-elves.
Elrohir- ::glares at narrator:: I am NOT a half-elf! I am 73.5% elven, 23.5% human, and 3% maiar! Don't call me a half-elf again!
Narrator- ::shrinks back:: okay, I'll change it. Hold on. Please don't kill me!
Elladan- And it sounds like Legolas is a girl, change that too!
Legolas- ::notches arrow at narator's head:: I'm not someone who jumps at my father's command.
"I envy the horses," Legolas muttered and then said a little louder, "I guess we can rest a little while." He sat down by his part-elven companions.
.
Three days later, Legolas rode up to the gate at his father's halls, and loudly demanded to be let in before his company made him go mad. There was confusion as none could see his company until the twins dragged themselves up behind him as they were let in.
King Thranduil of the Woodland Realm gave a welcome feast in their honor, and the twins found him quite most welcoming than their grandmother had been. There was deer meat, roast pig, grilled vegatables, bread and fruit, and, of course, wine.
King Thranduil had the most wine, but he never seemed to get drunk. Unfortunately, it was not the same for the twins. Elrohir decided to hit on every lady at the feast, and left with the Princess of Mirkwood. Elladan, onthe other hand, decided to give a poetry recital, of how dwarves threw the best feasts and parties. Thranduil glared at each twin, and grew redder and redder as the night went on.
"Legolas, you need punishment for bringing them here!" Thranduil declared the next day in his study.
"What kind of punishment?" Legolas asked, bored.
"Clean out the stables," Thranduil decreed.
"The stables! But they haven't been cleaned since the Last Alliance!" Legolas complained. "Not those! Anything! I'll do anything else!"
"Anything?" Thranduil said coyly.
"Yes!"
"Fine. Accompany the twins on their trip to Mordor. And don't come back unless the ring has been destroyed!" Thranduil decreed. Legolas paled and fled the room, too shocked to protest.
"Legolas, your sister is most likely the best lay I've had so far!" Elrohir said.
"Ha! Most likelythe best one you ever will have!" Elladan retorted.
Legolas continued searching in his saddlebags for the earplugs he made sure were packed. He was sure he put them under the protective gloves and knoife he carried. You never knew what would happen next with the twins along.
Legolas grasped the knife, and let go of it with great reluctance.
"Hey, Legolas!" Elladan hailed him. "What were those odd shaped peices of beeswax dooing inyour bag? Elrohir and I had to throw them out. Therte was to honey left in them."
The elf's screams were heard in the Golden Halls of King Theoden, where they interrupted Grima Wormtongue telling Theoden that he was to old to make out. it was too gross. Even Denethor looked up long enough from trying to kill his son for not getting the ring. Sauron cocked his eye at the elf.
/Interesting./ He thought. /A new form of torture./
Elrohir stop in front of the gates of the Golden Halls.
"Hello!" He announced. Every soldier in a mile radius ran fro their sanity. Theoden looked horrible, and Elladan took Wormtounge out for a drink.
For some reason, no one ever saw Wormtounge again. King Theoden got better, five minutes after he heard that the twins were within a thousand miles. Then he ordered all of his people to Helm's Deep, and invited Legolas to come with them.
Legolas accepted, and took the twins with him.
Elladan stood on a precipice with an orc army below him. Swords, bows, and arrows were aimed at his back.
"The people of Helm Deep say we can come drink with you anytime!" Elladan shouted as the orcs and Uruk-Hai all laughed at him. Elrohir stepped up.
"They also say to tell you that are the Imladris twins, the Sons of Elrond, and we really want toi come have a drink with you!" elrohir shouted.
The orcs suddenly decided to screw Saruman and Sauron, nothing was worth having a drink with the twins. Every one of them died, as they were shot down trying to escape.
More ale, beer and wine was brought out, while Elrohir and Eowyn disappeared for the night. Elladan sang with men until he passed out. Legolas attempted to escape with his sanity more or less intact. When a man cornered him in a hall, asking for something, he fainted.
A/N: I know you all probably hate me, I've been trying to make it funny, but making it funny and going with the total story line kind of makes it hard. Please don't kill me. Two Sons of Elrond and a Mirkwood Prince are already about to.
Replies:
kathysidle- thanks. I try.
aduil Ohtar- Maybe Galadriel will see the twins after they destroyed the ring.
Hyperactive Forever- yes, yes very smart. LOL.
lil-whitelighter111488- I hope so! But I don't think so, because they have baby Chris there now.
Jade Limill
By Jade Limill
Chapter 5: Welcoming Party
Elrohir sat down on the side of the road.
"I am not going any farther until I have had two hours rest, and something other than lembas to eat." Elladan sat down beside him.
"I agree with him. We should not have let our horses go when we went through Moria," Elladan agreed glumly.
Legolas stopped his horse and dismounted, walking over to them and leading his horse.
"I think it was an act of compassion if what you tell me about your time in Moria is true. We can rest here for a whole day, then we must hurry on towards Mirkwood, for I promied my father to be home by winter, and there's only eight days left of fall." Legolas replied, sitting beside the two half-elves.
Elrohir- ::glares at narrator:: I am NOT a half-elf! I am 73.5% elven, 23.5% human, and 3% maiar! Don't call me a half-elf again!
Narrator- ::shrinks back:: okay, I'll change it. Hold on. Please don't kill me!
Elladan- And it sounds like Legolas is a girl, change that too!
Legolas- ::notches arrow at narator's head:: I'm not someone who jumps at my father's command.
"I envy the horses," Legolas muttered and then said a little louder, "I guess we can rest a little while." He sat down by his part-elven companions.
.
Three days later, Legolas rode up to the gate at his father's halls, and loudly demanded to be let in before his company made him go mad. There was confusion as none could see his company until the twins dragged themselves up behind him as they were let in.
King Thranduil of the Woodland Realm gave a welcome feast in their honor, and the twins found him quite most welcoming than their grandmother had been. There was deer meat, roast pig, grilled vegatables, bread and fruit, and, of course, wine.
King Thranduil had the most wine, but he never seemed to get drunk. Unfortunately, it was not the same for the twins. Elrohir decided to hit on every lady at the feast, and left with the Princess of Mirkwood. Elladan, onthe other hand, decided to give a poetry recital, of how dwarves threw the best feasts and parties. Thranduil glared at each twin, and grew redder and redder as the night went on.
"Legolas, you need punishment for bringing them here!" Thranduil declared the next day in his study.
"What kind of punishment?" Legolas asked, bored.
"Clean out the stables," Thranduil decreed.
"The stables! But they haven't been cleaned since the Last Alliance!" Legolas complained. "Not those! Anything! I'll do anything else!"
"Anything?" Thranduil said coyly.
"Yes!"
"Fine. Accompany the twins on their trip to Mordor. And don't come back unless the ring has been destroyed!" Thranduil decreed. Legolas paled and fled the room, too shocked to protest.
"Legolas, your sister is most likely the best lay I've had so far!" Elrohir said.
"Ha! Most likelythe best one you ever will have!" Elladan retorted.
Legolas continued searching in his saddlebags for the earplugs he made sure were packed. He was sure he put them under the protective gloves and knoife he carried. You never knew what would happen next with the twins along.
Legolas grasped the knife, and let go of it with great reluctance.
"Hey, Legolas!" Elladan hailed him. "What were those odd shaped peices of beeswax dooing inyour bag? Elrohir and I had to throw them out. Therte was to honey left in them."
The elf's screams were heard in the Golden Halls of King Theoden, where they interrupted Grima Wormtongue telling Theoden that he was to old to make out. it was too gross. Even Denethor looked up long enough from trying to kill his son for not getting the ring. Sauron cocked his eye at the elf.
/Interesting./ He thought. /A new form of torture./
Elrohir stop in front of the gates of the Golden Halls.
"Hello!" He announced. Every soldier in a mile radius ran fro their sanity. Theoden looked horrible, and Elladan took Wormtounge out for a drink.
For some reason, no one ever saw Wormtounge again. King Theoden got better, five minutes after he heard that the twins were within a thousand miles. Then he ordered all of his people to Helm's Deep, and invited Legolas to come with them.
Legolas accepted, and took the twins with him.
Elladan stood on a precipice with an orc army below him. Swords, bows, and arrows were aimed at his back.
"The people of Helm Deep say we can come drink with you anytime!" Elladan shouted as the orcs and Uruk-Hai all laughed at him. Elrohir stepped up.
"They also say to tell you that are the Imladris twins, the Sons of Elrond, and we really want toi come have a drink with you!" elrohir shouted.
The orcs suddenly decided to screw Saruman and Sauron, nothing was worth having a drink with the twins. Every one of them died, as they were shot down trying to escape.
More ale, beer and wine was brought out, while Elrohir and Eowyn disappeared for the night. Elladan sang with men until he passed out. Legolas attempted to escape with his sanity more or less intact. When a man cornered him in a hall, asking for something, he fainted.
A/N: I know you all probably hate me, I've been trying to make it funny, but making it funny and going with the total story line kind of makes it hard. Please don't kill me. Two Sons of Elrond and a Mirkwood Prince are already about to.
Replies:
kathysidle- thanks. I try.
aduil Ohtar- Maybe Galadriel will see the twins after they destroyed the ring.
Hyperactive Forever- yes, yes very smart. LOL.
lil-whitelighter111488- I hope so! But I don't think so, because they have baby Chris there now.
Jade Limill