A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I ran out of ideas, but now I know what's going to happen (hopefully), and I am going to update.
Chapter 6: Crazy humans
Legolas woke when he heard Elrohir and Elladan coming behind him. They were dragging him over to a horse. And both were cursing ale, beer, and any other kind of liquor they could think of, due to the massive hangovers both were suffering from.
Legolas and the twins mounted on their horse, and rode off to Gondor. unfortunately, or fortunately, in Legolas's case, Eomer stopped them on their way out.
"We need someone to head off the corsairs, so we actually have a fighting chance," Eomer said.
"I'll go!" Legolas jumped at the chance to get away from the twins.
"Well, you're going to have to go by the paths of the dead," Eomer said. Legolas shuddered.
"I'll go to Gondor," Legolas volunteered. "Elrohir and Elladan can go by the paths of the dead."
"But--" The twins protested at the same time when Eomer cut them off.
"So be it. You should hurry up, it will be dark soon, and you might not want to be in there during dark." Eomer slipped away, and Legolas was already riding over the hills to Gondor.
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"Oh, we'll be comin' round the mountain when we come. Oh, we'll be comin' round the mountain, we'll be--"
"Elladan, if you do not shut up this instant, I will cleave the head from your shoulders," Nami said. Nami had been stuck with Elrohir and Elladan on the paths of the dead for three days, and was ready to face anything, so long as it got him away from these two idiots.
"Oh, Nami, you are my eternal savior," Elrohir commented. Suddenly, the dead rose up in front of them.
"What do you want?" They asked.
"We are the sons of Elrond, and we have come to ask you to help us." Elrohir said.
"Hmm. . . interesting concept, helping someone. . . um, let me thin about that. No." The leader said.
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No." And so it continued for two hours. finally Elladan had had enough.
"Please?"
"No."
"Fine."
"No, huh?"
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes: Bum-Bum-Bum. I know a song--" Elladan started singing, and Elrohir when he got tired, and even Nami, once in a while.
Two days later. . .
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's--" Nami sang.
"Stop! We'll do anything you ask, just please, stop." The leader begged.
"Okay. thanks, dude." Elrohir said.
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Legolas got to Gondor and was immediately granted an audience with the mad king. Not mad as in angry, mad as in insane.
"I have come to warn you, Elrohir and Elladan are coming this way with the One Ring. There is nothing you can do to stop them. I beseech you, arm your walls with men and await an attack on Mordor." Legolas said. The Steward screamed like a girl and crawled up onto his throne.
"Kill them. Kill them all!" He thundered when he had recovered. Men hurried to do his bidding.
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A/N: A little short, but I wanted everyone to realize that I have not abandoned this story, and will update it when I feel the time is right. Thank you to everyone who has reviewed, as I am short on time, I'll answer reviews in the next chapter.
Jade Limill
Chapter 6: Crazy humans
Legolas woke when he heard Elrohir and Elladan coming behind him. They were dragging him over to a horse. And both were cursing ale, beer, and any other kind of liquor they could think of, due to the massive hangovers both were suffering from.
Legolas and the twins mounted on their horse, and rode off to Gondor. unfortunately, or fortunately, in Legolas's case, Eomer stopped them on their way out.
"We need someone to head off the corsairs, so we actually have a fighting chance," Eomer said.
"I'll go!" Legolas jumped at the chance to get away from the twins.
"Well, you're going to have to go by the paths of the dead," Eomer said. Legolas shuddered.
"I'll go to Gondor," Legolas volunteered. "Elrohir and Elladan can go by the paths of the dead."
"But--" The twins protested at the same time when Eomer cut them off.
"So be it. You should hurry up, it will be dark soon, and you might not want to be in there during dark." Eomer slipped away, and Legolas was already riding over the hills to Gondor.
$$$$$
"Oh, we'll be comin' round the mountain when we come. Oh, we'll be comin' round the mountain, we'll be--"
"Elladan, if you do not shut up this instant, I will cleave the head from your shoulders," Nami said. Nami had been stuck with Elrohir and Elladan on the paths of the dead for three days, and was ready to face anything, so long as it got him away from these two idiots.
"Oh, Nami, you are my eternal savior," Elrohir commented. Suddenly, the dead rose up in front of them.
"What do you want?" They asked.
"We are the sons of Elrond, and we have come to ask you to help us." Elrohir said.
"Hmm. . . interesting concept, helping someone. . . um, let me thin about that. No." The leader said.
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No." And so it continued for two hours. finally Elladan had had enough.
"Please?"
"No."
"Fine."
"No, huh?"
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes: Bum-Bum-Bum. I know a song--" Elladan started singing, and Elrohir when he got tired, and even Nami, once in a while.
Two days later. . .
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's--" Nami sang.
"Stop! We'll do anything you ask, just please, stop." The leader begged.
"Okay. thanks, dude." Elrohir said.
$$$$$
Legolas got to Gondor and was immediately granted an audience with the mad king. Not mad as in angry, mad as in insane.
"I have come to warn you, Elrohir and Elladan are coming this way with the One Ring. There is nothing you can do to stop them. I beseech you, arm your walls with men and await an attack on Mordor." Legolas said. The Steward screamed like a girl and crawled up onto his throne.
"Kill them. Kill them all!" He thundered when he had recovered. Men hurried to do his bidding.
$$$$$
A/N: A little short, but I wanted everyone to realize that I have not abandoned this story, and will update it when I feel the time is right. Thank you to everyone who has reviewed, as I am short on time, I'll answer reviews in the next chapter.
Jade Limill