A/n: I don't quite get this chapter. It was actually really hard to write because I had writers block. But it's done. Yay! Narcissa and Lucius go insane in this chapter.

Chapter Three: Dinner Together

The table was set beautifully! Lucius and Narcissa sat at opposite ends of the table. Draco entered and pulled out a chair for Rouge then sat beside her.

They spoke of the wedding, honeymoons, where Draco and Rouge were to live and lastly grandchildren. Lucius noticed that Draco was moving around in his chair. It was as if he had something in his ass.

"Draco, why are you so jittery?" Lucius asked looking at his son.

"Sorry dad, it's just this damn tampon in my ass." Replied Draco calmly. Nracissa and Lucius dropped their folks as for Rouge she almost choked on her whine and was covering her mouth. "What?"

"The what?" Lucius asked numb struck.

"The tampon."

"Draco Malfoy!" screamed his parents in unison. Rouge simply acted like she had no idea what was going on.

"Why in the bloody hell do you have a tampon in your ass?" Lucius demanded.

"Because I want my dick to be bigger." Draco replied shooting Rouge and dangerous look.

"You will take that out this instant!" Narcissa yelled. Draco started reaching down his pants- "NOT HERE! IN THE BATHROOM!"

Draco ran out of the room. Lucius and Narcissa looked at Rouge and smiled.

"Rouge darling, do you have any plans for when you two get married?" Lucius asked.

Rouge cringed at the thought of having to...Ew! Sleep with Draco. "Well, um, I- I don't know."

"You must have some idea...?" Lucius asked.

"Let me talk it over with my fiancé, we probably will move." Rouge replied.

"Well I think now is a good time to announce it." Lucius said. "Draco Malfoy is going to follow in my foot steps and become a Death Eater. And you my lovely, may also join under the rule of the Dark Lord."

Rouge just stared at Lucius numb and speechless. She snapped out of it and thought carefully: 'Shit! Shit! No! No! First I have to marry the filthy little brat but now I'm expected to be a Death Eater!', she finally came to a conclusion. "I'll think about it."

"And where are you two going to be honeymooning?" Narcissa asked absentmindedly.

"I'm afraid I don't know." Rouge replied. "Maybe we could go to the Caribbean?"

"Yes that would be lovely." Lucius agreed.

"Yes and then you two can shag." Narcissa sighed. "Oh, my baby boy's no longer going to be a innocent virgin."

"Now, now, we knew the day would come." Soothed Lucius.

"I remember the first time we shagged," Narcissa said seductively. "it was so amazing. So electrifying!"

"Excuse me..." Rouge tried to interrupt; Lucius and Narcissa ignored her.

"You made me hard by just looking at me, I remember the feel of you breasts, the hardness of your nipples." Lucius said.

"Excuse me." Rouge repeated...still ignored.

"Let's do it here! Right now!" Narcissa said breathlessly.

Narcissa and Lucius stood up and looked at each other. Lucius slid everything off the table with his arm and laid Narcissa down on it. They started making out and taking off each other's clothes. Rouge covered her eyes and tried to pretend she were somewhere else.

"WILL YOU PLEASE STOP!" rouge yelled angrily. Lucius and Narcissa stopped and looked at her. "IF YOU ARE GOING TO SHAG PLEASE DO IT SOMEWHERE WHERE I AM NOT PRESNET!!"

"Oh, right." Lucius sighed. "Shall we continue this later?"

"Yes we shall." Narcissa replied.

Lucius waved his wand everything was back in place on the table, Lucius and Narcissa went back to their seats and smiled at Rouge.

"So my dear, as you were saying about the honeymoon, I think you two should go to Ireland. Or both of course." Narcissa said as if nothing out of the ordinary had just happened.

"Oh yes of course, both would be marvelous." Lucius chipped in.

"No!" cried Draco who had entered the room.

"What?" Rouge demanded in an annoyed voice. Draco starred at her.

"Nothing, nothing. I'm going to my room." Draco muttered leaving the dinning room.

A/n: I hope you liked this chapter. In the next one Rouge and Draco actually kiss.