Author's Note: This is actually really fun. A lot more fun than I thought it would be. Who woulda thought that I could get such a kick out of making fun of people? ^__^ And thanks for all the reviews! –squeel- I got so many! –does happy dance-
Pasta Head- Yeah, I did notice that Sesshoumaru-sama can be a bit Mary Sue-ish sometimes, but he is the Lord of the Western Lands and I don't know how important that is, but it sure seems like it would be! So I guess he does have to be pretty darned perfect for that job, doesn't he?
Cloud-Bahamut- My parody of the Mary Sues out there is just getting started. –evil grin- And I decided to use your suggestion for this chapter along with making a transfer student as everyone seems to be suddenly. You like?
Vilja- Couldn't agree with you more there. That's part of the reason I'm taking my time on my "long term story." I don't want to bend Fluffy's character at all. He's just too perfect the way he is.
whooshO_O- -discreetly hands you lighter fluid- It'll help. ^^
Sesshy stalker- Sesshoumaru: -eyes widen and begins rocking back and forth- Happy place, happy place, I need to be in a happy place… Me: Don't worry about him. He hasn't been alright since the first chapter. Your review gave me a laugh.
If I forgot anyone, sorry. I'll be sure to get it in the next chapter. And, from what I've seen, no one noticed that the first Mary Sue's history didn't add up. How could her parents have beaten her if she was a detachment of Naraku? But, if you look carefully, you'll find that many Mary Sue's pasts never add up.
And, all the characters are going to be called Marisu from now on although they'll have no relation from one chapter to the next.
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Marisu was a gorgeous girl, newly transferred from America to visit her best friend and half cousin on her mother's sister's brother's niece's great-aunt's stepbrother's side of the family. Her Japanese was flawless although she had only been studying for roughly six months before moving to spend the rest of her high school years with her half cousin on her mother's sister's brother's niece's great-aunt's step-brother's side of the family, Kagome. Both of them were eagerly awaiting the beginning of a new school year and Kagome also couldn't help but secretly look forward to the time when she'd take her...uh.... half-cousin to Feudal Japan to see InuYasha and the others.
"Oh, Marisu, I'm so happy that you're here. And I can't wait for you to meet all my friends. You've met Yumi and the others, but I haven't shown you Sango, Miroku or -dreamy sigh- InuYasha yet," Kagome said, sitting with her back against her bed and a dreamy look on her face.
"Kagome, I'm so happy that you invited me! And I can't wait to meet everybody! Do you think they'll like me?" Marisu asked, concern filling her large chocolate brown eyes.
"Marisu! Don't be silly! They'll love you!" Kagome insisted with a nod.
The next day, Kagome went down the well, taking Marisu with her although that would be completely impossible because Kagome, as a human, can only get through the well thanks to the power the Shikon jewel shards give her. But Marisu was special, in fact, no one knew this, not even Marisu herself, but she was the reincarnation of Midoriko, the most powerful priestess who ever existed and was able to purify countless demon souls.
Is it really surprising that Marisu would be related to such a powerful person? Of course not, sillies!
"Feh, what took you so long, wench? You said you'd be back in three days and it's been three and a half days!" snarled the half demon, InuYasha as soon as Kagome stepped out of the well.
"I'm sorry InuYasha, get off my back! My half cousin on my mother's sister's brother's niece's great-aunt's stepbrother's side of the family came to visit and I couldn't exactly leave her behind and I couldn't bring her right away either! She's jet lagged!" Kagome shouted back, hands balling into fists.
At this moment, Marisu, who was also ten times as beautiful as her ancient self, stepped out of the well beaming and wearing a skirt that could rival Kagome's in length.
"Hi! I'm Marisu! I'm Kagome's half cousin on her mother's sister's brother's niece's great-aunt's step-brother's side of the family and her best friend! Who are you?" she asked sweetly, not being fazed by the long description that she had to give to show how she was related to Kagome.
InuYasha, on the other hand, was completely smitten and couldn't take his eyes off her or her gorgeous curvy figure. There was no way that she could be chubby or twiggy without a chest. No, Marisu was perfect in every way. And everyone knew that and loved and respected her for it.
Miroku was quicker to react by leaping to her side, placing his hands over every part of her body that she could touch and instantly throwing his favorite question at her.
"Oh Marisu, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever met! Will you do me the honor of bearing my child?"
And, of course, Sango wasn't the least bit fazed that her man was hitting on this new girl even more than he ever hit on any other woman after meeting Sango. Instead, she came to Marisu's side, eyes full of respect and awe.
"I can tell that you must be a great demon slayer! Perhaps you could teach me a few techniques even though I was the best in my village that was very well known for being full of first class demon slayers?"
Just then, to ruin the perfect mood, the newest incarnation of Naraku who was even worse than all the other incarnations before him put together, came running up out of no where. The others had hardly drawn their weapons before they were all thrown to the side with a powerful attack.
Marisu was the only one left standing with a look of grim determination on her face.
"InuYasha! Don't move!" she commanded sharply as the hanyou tried to move to protect her, completely forgetting about Kagome who was barely conscious beside him.
As the demon prepared to attack and destroy them all for good, Marisu extended one of her perfect hands and, eyes narrow in concentration, determination, valor, chivalry and all other good qualities that she possessed, a beam of pure goodness left her palm and pierced the demon's palm. Instantly he was killed along with Naraku and all his existing incarnations and minions.
Feudal Japan was saved, thanks to Marisu!
She ran over to InuYasha, falling to her knees beside him and cradling his head on her lap. Her half cousin on her mother's sister's brother's niece's great-aunt's stepbrother's side of the family (and best friend) wasn't the least of her worries now. Who cared if something happened to her? She couldn't let InuYasha die!
"Marisu, you're alright," he gasped.
"InuYasha, don't talk that way! You'll be fine!" she pleaded, tears flooding attractively into her eyes.
"No, that demon, he...Marisu, I'm dying," the hanyou was barely able to get out before keeling over dead.
"No! InuYasha! INUYASHA!!!" she screamed, burying her face in his chest and bawling her eyes out. It was her tears, the tears of purity, innocence, and, most importantly, that fell onto his red haori and within moments, he was brought back to life.
"...Marisu?" he said weakly -and probably rather muffled too because she was bending over him so that her curvy, full, bouncy, voluptuous breasts were shoved into his face.
"InuYasha! You're alive!" she said in delight, brushing the tears out of her eyes.
"Of course I am! Forget about Kikyou, my first love, or her reincarnation that everyone knows that I love more than life itself, you are all that matters to me," he declared, sitting up and pulling her into a tight, loving embrace.
"I knew you loved me, ever since we first met only moments ago!" Marisu said, so happy that she was beginning to cry once more. Seeing as all the other characters that were near death have strangely vanished, become deaf, mute and blind or just don't care about what's going on, the two people shared a most tender moment before locking their lips in a kiss of emotion, passion, and true love.
-Insert extremely corny make out scene followed by some sugary sweet vows of passion and devotion-
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InuYasha: OO''
Kagome: …InuYasha? You ok?
InuYasha: OO'' –twitch-
Kagome: oO Poor guy…