Cast: Hey Yo Ya'll! We're back!
BaB: ::Singing:: Got stains on my t-shirt and I'm the biggest flirt...
Michi: Not bad BaB, but you know I'm better!
Bab: Thank you... HEY! Okay I admit you're better but only cuz I MADE YOU THAT WAY! BWAHAHASHWA!
Michi: Oh, rub it in why don't chya!
BaB: Don't mind if I do! ::Babbles on and on...::
Yumi: While she babbles, DISCLAIMER!
Dis: WHAT?
Yumi: DO YOUR STUFF!
Dis: okee-dayz! BaB don't own shitakez! But she does own Yumi and Kanae (sort of), Michiru, Sosuke, and a whole bunch of other ppl and the plot! So BWAHA! DMC can't hit me cuz I was nice!
DMC: ::Lowers mallet:: Grrr...
Akira: ::Takes mallet and beats disclaimer::
Dis: BUT I WAS NICE!
Akira: So? ::Continues to beat disclaimer::
Sasha: Good boy, Akira! That's my boy!
Sess: Awkwardness...
BaB: Ummm... anyway...ON WITH THIS OVERLY PERVERTED FIC!
4: Breakfast and Revving It UP!
--Last Chappie--
He carried her on his back down the stairs, his hands never leaving their place on her butt.
They walked into the dining room and sat down. That's when the chaos called breakfast began...
--NOW--
The boys, Yumi and Kanae were sitting at the table waiting for breakfast to be served. Sango, Kagome, and Kagura were bringing all the food and drinks to the table.
Miroku was the first to notice Michiru and Sesshoumaru walk into the room.
"Well, someone certainly isn't a morning person," he said, looking over at the inu youkai. Sesshoumaru just gave him a no-nonsense glare and walked over to the other side of the table. Michiru was giggling and Miroku was wondering why. When Sesshoumaru turned he just had to laugh.
"Well, well, Sesshoumaru-san, you certainly know how to make yourself comfortable," he said pointing to where his hands were.
He simply nodded and gave the tiniest of smirks. He gave Michiru's butt a quick squeeze which made her squeal in surprise and erupt in laughter. "Maru-kun cut it out!" she laughed out.
He pushed her up behind him, and when she was high enough, let go. She gasped and held herself up using his shoulders. He put his hands under her arms lifted and her over his head (she's 5'3 and he's like, almost eight feet so it's not that hard) also getting a nice view of her blue undies that had the word "Aloha" written all over them. He sat in a chair and dropped her into his lap.
The three girls finished bringing everything out and sat down.
Everyone was in this order from left to right: Sesshoumaru and Michiru at the head, InuYasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Sosuke, Naraku, Yumi, Kanae, and Kagura. There were four seats at each side of the table and one on each end, which is why Michiru sat in Sesshoumaru's lap.
"You know Sango-chan, I wouldn't have minded at all if you'd sat in my lap instead," Miroku said, using unnerving innuendos. He leaned closer to her and rubbed his nose against her cheek. Sango blushed like mad. She almost slapped him but decided against it since now she was his girlfriend.
"Houshi-sama, back off at least until after breakfast?" she asked sweetly, giving him a pleading look.
"How can I resist those eyes? Fine, I'll behave. Hey, why do you insist on calling me that when it was my ancestors who were monks and not me? Please call me Miroku-kun?"
"I dunno. It's just something I do. But I guess it wouldn't hurt if I called you that."
"I know! Why don't you say the prayer, Miroku-chan?" Michiru suggested.
Sure," he agreed.
Everyone folded their hand in front of them and closed their eyes.
"Lord, bless this meal and the lovely women who cooked it. Thank you for giving us all our friendship and happiness," he began. But he just had to go 'THERE.' "Thank you for all the beautiful models in PLAYBOY magazine and for the one sitting nex-."
"MIROKU-SAMA!" everyone, including Sango, yelled.
"Blessusallamen!" he said quickly before dodging a hit from Sosuke and Sango at the same time.
Everyone huffed and sat down before digging into all the food. There were plates of pancakes, toast, eggs, bacon, and French toast. There were jugs of milk, water, and orange juice around the table. Everything was still smoking or chilled that was supposed to be. The scents of all the food were wafting around the group as they helped themselves to the heaping plates of food.
InuYasha was stuffing himself with French toast, drowning them in syrup. Kagome gave him an annoyed look and sipped her orange juice. "Hoo waeg deesh?" (Who made these?)
"I did, InuYasha, and swallow before you talk," Michiru said. "Ish 'oob!" he said smiling. (It's good!)
"Michiru-chan is a great cook," Yumi said. "Totally!" Kanae said, stuffing some bacon into her already stuffed cheeks, making her look like a hamster.
"I did have help ya know. Kagome made the eggs, Sango did the pancakes, and Kagura made the bacon and toast."
"Whatever!" they chorused.
Kagura and Kanae chatted happily to each other while they ate their food. Yumi chimed in every now and then while Kagome and Sango were in their own world. Miroku and Sosuke chatted about perverted stuff (of course). InuYasha was still scarfing down French toast and pancakes.
Meanwhile Sesshoumaru and Michiru were having their own 'conversation.'
"Remember what you promised Chiru?" Sesshoumaru said into her ear.
"Huh? ...oh yeah, right!" she said, picking up a fork. She cut a piece of French toast and put it up to his mouth. "Say 'aah,'" she said. "Aah." She put the fork in his mouth and he ate it. He smirked, a syrup stain at the corner of his mouth. Michiru giggled happily. She gave him a second slice and he got even more syrup on his face. She erupted into pure laughter and almost dropped the fork.
"Someone's an awfully messy eater," she laughed out.
Miroku gleefully ate breakfast, purposefully loading his plate with pancakes. "Your cooking is superb, Sango-chan."
"I'm glad you think so, Miroku-kun," she thanked him, using the new name. Miroku smiled wider, happy at what she called him.
Everyone continued to eat, InuYasha eating half the French toast on the table, an eighth of the pancakes, and a large number of bacon, while Kagome prayed he wouldn't choke. Sosuke was busy thinking of the new release of Fushigi Yugi anime that was let out yesterday at the Tokyo mall.
Kagura and Kanae were planning which stores they'd go to to see what hot guys they could find. Yumi was in her own world while Naraku plotted on how to get her alone.
Everyone finished eating and the girls took all the plates off the table. All the plates were wiped clean, courtesy of Michiru, InuYasha, and Sosuke. (A/N Read M,S,&FT and you'll find out Michiru has an appetite. But I haven't mentioned it yet.)
Kagome and Sango washed the dishes while Kagura and Kanae washed the table. Yumi and Michiru went upstairs to clean up all the mess in the room, while the guys went upstairs to change. They all forced InuYasha into the shower, considering he was covered in syrup and who knows what.
The dishes were done by the time the girls had finished cleaning, and everyone was deciding on what to wear.
The guys all wore their normal look: Sosuke and his blue beater and cargos, Miroku in his tight purple polo and jeans, Naraku and his black t-shirt and jeans, Sesshoumaru and his white button up and black dress pants, and, once he'd finished getting the syrup out of his hair, InuYasha in blue jeans and a red beater.
The girls were another story. No girl ever really has a look, except Michiru, or if you just are like that. Okay, I'll stop rambling. Their outfits were as follows:
Kagome: a tight white t-shirt with a blue skirt :HAIR: down with a flower clip on the left
Sango: a pink tank and a black skirt :HAIR: loose ribbon sitting on her back
Yumi: a tight white t-shirt with the word 'Angel-NOT!' in red and blue jeans :HAIR: loose and reaches just past shoulders
Kanae: a blue wide-neck shirt and a cut blue jean skirt halfway to her knees :HAIR: loose and completely strait and reaches past shoulders
Kagura: a tight red sleeveless shirt and a black skirt with a silver chain :HAIR: up in a ponytail with two black and two red feathers in ponytail
Michiru: A black Evanescence tank with a blue-black beater underneath and miniskirt with cargo pockets and two silver double-chains
All the girls wore strappy heels except for Yumi, who wore white Filas®, and Michiru, who wore clunky black boots.
All the guys were waiting for the girls in the living room.
"What took ya?" InuYasha asked peeved.
"We were getting ready, so calm your butt!" Kagome said.
"How about I touch one instead?" Miroku said, reaching towards Sango.
"Miroku," she warned, restraining the urge to smack him to America and back. Or maybe just leave him there... (BaB: o.O)
"Stopping," Miroku stuttered out, raising his hands defensively.
"Good, now lets go!" Michiru cheered. Everyone filed out to the garage.
"Okay! There are way too many people to fit in one car so here's how we'll do it. Sesshoumaru, Kagome, Sango, Kagura, Kanae, and InuYasha will go with me. The rest of you can go in Sosuke's car."
"How are we all gonna fit?" InuYasha asked.
"I can take the roof off of my car and two of you can sit on the back of the chair," Michiru answered, making it sound like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Ooh! We will! We will!" Kanae said, raising her hand in the air and taking Kagura's with it.
"Right then!" Michiru turned on her blue Convertible with black flames and pulled out of the garage. The said people hopped in, Sesshoumaru in front, Sango in the left window seat, Kagome in the middle, InuYasha next to her, and Kanae and Kagura sitting on the back with their feet in between Kagome and the people next to her.
Sosuke revved the engine of his yellow Jaguar with red flames and the remaining people climbed in. They sat like this; Sosuke and Miroku in front and Yumi and Naraku in back.
"Wait, why didn't we take one more person?" Miroku asked, disappointed that he wouldn't be able to ride with Sango (EW that sounded SO wrong!).
"'Cuz then it would get crowded. And no one wants to be in the same car as you anyway," Sosuke said.
"That's so hurtful!" he fake whined.
"Oh, shut up!" Yumi commanded. She was happy she got to stay with Naraku.
Sosuke made all the widows go down and Michiru yelled to them "you guys ready?!"
"Yea!" Sosuke answered.
"Then let's get it started!"
With that they revved the engines and out of the long driveway and into the street.
I.L.T.G.S I.L.T.G.S I.L.T.G.S.
Well sorry it's short and weird but I'm kinda out of it cuz I'm supposed to be in school but I can't go. Well, I'll try and get the next Chappie up soon so l8rz ya'll!
Review acknowledgements:
DMC: Ummm...I don't think it was THAT funny.- but hey, I wrote it so whatever. I read the updates! It rocks!
Blueice anime girl: YAY, a new reviewer! I'm glad ya like the story! My friend Lyssies is a genius with perverted stuff. I'm not so bad myself. Heehee! Well, don't pass out! We do not want to be responsible for our readers dieing on us. LoL!
Ryan: there ya happy?! I made your stupid car!! Well okay it's not that stupid but STOP NAGGING ME!! And be happy I'm making Ryou! Grrr...just wait till I get my hands on you...
Michi: Who's Ryou?
BaB: NOT TELLING!! Bwahahashwa!
PREVIEW:
Singing, gossip, danger, and a new dude. WHAT?! He's Miroku's friend?? Cayos ensues on the next Chappie of I LIKE TO GO SWIMMING!
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