Author's Note: Just saying right now, this chapter happened because I was sick of writing about Marisu so I decided to introduce her elusive brother, Garisu! (Gary-Stu) Not sure how funny it is, but Marisu was making me really sick and I needed a break. (Can you blame me?) Oh, and who loved how I accidentally wrote that all of Naraku's goodness went rushing out instead of evilness? Yup, my bad. I should proofread my chapters better. So now Naraku is a great big glob of neutralness.

Corisu Li: Glad that Naraku provided you with some amusement. And Evil!Rin was supposed to be odd. I chose her because, well, I didn't feel like doing things that made sense. ;

Fallingkag: I loved your review so much that it inspired me to write this chapter all about Garisu. Haha, thanks.

Kristine Batey: I was thinking of having a neko youkai in one of my chapters. Maybe she'll torture Sesshoumaru. Again. And the link you gave me didn't work so I wasn't able to enter the competition.

Kotono-Chan: Thanks for your support. Oh, and by the way, who – or what – is Shichinin-tai?

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"Osuwari!"

"Ow! Stupid bitch!"

"Osuwari times infinity!!!"

Poor InuYasha who had probably done some really stupid thing like usual got flung into a hole in the ground that was halfway down to the planet's core. No one really knew why. All InuYasha had done was say good morning to Kagome and she had spazed on him. Maybe she was PMSing. But does it matter? Kagome sitting InuYasha was a great way to start a story or chapter when the author was suffering writer's block and got some cheap laughs from the BadFic!Fans.

"Uh... Lady Kagome... wasn't that going a bit extreme on him?" Miroku asked timidly. Thank God he didn't have a "sit" necklace on him or he woulda been flung into the ground before he could move. And since he's only a human, it would probably have killed him. And then Sango would have been sad and killed Kagome or herself. Then who would be left? Shippou? There's not much adventure if the series is called "The Baby Fox and the Search for Revenge!!" Takahashi-sama would only do that if she got really, really desperate.

Suddenly, in the middle of all the tension, Kagome froze and looked out to the distance. "I sense a Shikon shard coming. FAST!"

Sango raised Hiraikotsu and stood beside her. "I do not sense an evil aura."

"It doesn't smell like that wolf turd," said InuYasha who had somehow gotten himself out of the hole unharmed and stood by her. So now the whole Inu-gumi as the fangirls and BadFic!Fans heart calling it was standing in a line. Very impressive. -shifty eyes-

"OSUWARIIIIII!!!111!!!!235651!!! BADLY DONE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!$3#%!!"

Then, all of a sudden without any warning except for what the characters had been saying, a hot, sexy, magnificent, dramatic, hot, yummy, powerful, emotionless, loving, caring, self-contradicting, hot, I-wish-I-had-one-like-him-gimme, orgasmic, hot demon appeared infront of them. How he appeared I'm not sure. Maybe he flew. Or teleported. That's the new "it" thing to do.

"Is there a problem?" he asked in a deep, low, seductive, manly, sending-shivers-down-your-spine voice.

Kagome almost swooned as soon as he spoke to her and her eyes suddenly popped into giant hearts. All she could do was stand there, hands clasped together and jaw dropped open. Basically she looked like a girl who had just run into Orlando Bloom after - or while he was still in - a hot, steaming shower. (A/N: I think he's a total pretty boy who would be useless for anything except looking hot. So I might not get the heart eyes, I might just tackle him and start making out.)

Sango, who had raised Hiraikotsu when she heard the demon approaching, suddenly dropped it and narrowly missed having it come crashing down on her own skull. Hot damn, this niggah be lookin' fiiiiiiine!

Hang on, since when does Sango speak fluent ghetto? I didn't know there was a ghetto in Feudal Japan. Hm, maybe that's where the badass people came from. Oh! I know! The Western Lands is really code for the ghetto! Alright, Sesshoumaru is really a ghetto pimp and since Sango's a demon exterminator, she has to speak fluent ghetto so she can understand what all the demons are saying when they talk to each other! Oh, snaps, yo!

The said demon looked over at Sango and, just by smiling, flexed his rock hard chest and stomach muscles that made Sango want to go all gushy like Kagome did.

"Lady Sango?" Miroku asked, tapping her shoulder when her eyes didn't leave the demon's pelvic area. Was it her fault? He was wearing tight leather pants with a big, sexy metal belt and no shirt. Any girl this side of the grave would be salivating.

Miroku's tapping finally got her out of her trance and she blushed like she never had when he flirted with her and began looking through Kagome's backpack for something. Yeah, 'cause that really made it seem like she wasn't blushing. She finally stood, holding an old fashioned coke bottle and stared at the cap blankly, having no idea how to open it.

The demon walked over, took it from her hands and opened it by latching the cap under his heavy belt buckle and pulling. His back and arm muscles rippled as he performed the minor task and suddenly Sango had hearts for eyes just like Kagome did.

"This demon is incredibly powerful, InuYasha," Miroku whispered to the hanyou. The two had so far escaped the black hole that eats characters that are no longer relevant! That means they still had some use in the story. But what could it be?

"This demon isn't going anywhere near Kagome!" InuYasha growled in a valiant attempt to be chivalrous. "TETSUSAIGA!!!"

Ah, that's what they were still here for.

The hanyou slashed down with his sword at the demon's head, but he had quickly jumped out of the way, faster than evil Kouga could. Between his skill in battle, his complete yumminess and his luscious shining - but not oily - blue, green, orange, red, purple, yellow, pink, brown, black hair, he was beginning to remind the audience of someone. But he couldn't be a Mary-Sue! -GASP- What if he was Mary-Sue's elusive brother, Gary-Stu?!?!! What would the Inu-gumi do? Sango and Kagome were already under his spell and the others had absolutely no chance to beat him!

WWWSSSSHHHWWRRRGGGAAAKKKCCUULLLZZZAAWRRRR!!!

Yup, there was the black hole sucking in a couple more characters that no longer had any reason to be in the story. Poor InuYasha and Miroku, We shall always remember you in our hearts. At least, until another Gary-Stu comes along and we are over come by his orgasmic hottness.

"Relax, bitches, you're with Garisu now," the demon said, wrapping an arm around each girl's waist and acting all badass and like nothing had happened. 'Cause all demons are badass or ghetto in these badfics. And they all have rippling muscles. I'm sure the whole "compensating for a lack of chest" that female authors do goes just as much for their male counterparts. I'm sure that all Gary-Stu authors are either girls who are creating the ultimate boyfriend or scrawny little computer nerds who couldn't bench press a bottle of coke - much less open it on their belts with their back muscles rippling.

The two girls suddenly struck the most ridiculous dominatrix/whore poses imaginable. Sango had flung off her kimono and was in her taijiya uniform minus the armor so it was like some uber sexy, modern catsuit and Kagome had hiked up her already short skirt and ripped off a few inches from her top along with the sleeves and made it show a lot of cleavage.

The audience all collectively gasped. Garisu was really the horrible pimp demon in disguise! He was famous for luring beautiful women away from their lovers and friends and making them his sex slaves! What would happen to our heroines now?????/?? Badly done question marks!!

Garisu suddenly teleported back to his evil lair of evilness and added the girls to his harem. (Already in it were Kagura, Kikyou, Ayame, a grown up Rin, and every other girl in the series who wasn't an old hag even if she was already dead like Yura. He could resurrect them, duh.)

Because there was no plot in this story to begin with and because the readers are all collectively scratching their heads, the story ends with a giant cliffhanger that really really sarcasm really makes the readers wonder what could happen to all these women.

The answer is obvious of course. They were all going to be the sex slaves of this manly, sexy beast and have huge orgies each night. Yup, watch out for Garisu. He's much harder to find than his sister, but when you find him, boy, you never ever escape his clutches.

And, of course, there was no one to stand up to him because absolutely no one knew where he was and no one could hear the sounds of people ... acting like horny rabbits day and night. And no one could stand up to him. He was just too manly.

The author and a few of the readers who haven't swallowed their tongues in horror snicker and wonder what would happen if he met Sesshoumaru or another almost girly looking demon.

ClIfFhAnGeR!!#64!#$!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kagome: ... What just happened?

Sango: ... Were my eyes... hearts??

Miroku: Why does this guy get all the fun? OW!

Sango: -twitchtwitch-