Author's Note: So I'm back to Marisu! Yay! … Wait… o0; Ahem, I only got one review on my Garisu chapter, so either everyone hated him or fanfiction was acting up when I updated and so no one else read that chapter. (Hopefully the latter of the two because I'd hate to think that a parody could suck so much that no one would want to review it.) There will be another chapter with Garisu later on, but that's all I'm saying! Now, I'll shut up and let you read about Marisu who makes everything perfectly perfect! And yes, I am aware of the horribly horrible Japanese in this chapter.

Bittersweet-memory: Thank you for reviewing. –hughug- My only review. –le sob- I know this will make you happy; this story is far from being finished.

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Marisu was lying in a field, the tall, green, emerald, not-at-all-sharp-and-pokey grass being swooshed over her head and around her body by the beautiful breeze that always appeared whenever the author needed to make a scene more romantic, mysterious or a character more horny, beautiful and seductive. Ph33r the author's mad omnipotent skills. Rawr!

Suddenly, a loud voice boomed all around her. It was like the ground had started speaking to her. Or maybe the sky. Whoever it was, Marisu was not scared.

"Maaaarrriiiiiiiisssssuuuuuuuuuuu...... Mmmmmmmaaaarrriiissuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!" it thundered, making the earth shake and several birds simply fall over dead from fright.

Marisu, being a rather stupid - I mean fearless - girl, simply stood, her hair blowing around her like she was in a magazine and said, "Who are you?"

"Maaaaaaarrrriiiiiissssuuuuuuuu... HOLY FUCK OW!!!"

The girl's green, blue, red, orange, yellow, indigo, violet, brown, black, purple, fuscia, pink, yellow, orange again eyes widened. "What happened?"

"Sunburn. Big time. Happens when you live in the sky and act all mysterious."

"Oh."

Several crickets chirped and tumbleweed blew by. Suddenly, the voice spoke.

"Where was I?" it asked.

"You were saying my name in a really scary way to make the readers fear for my life," the girl said, looking up from the nails she was filing on the edge of her uber powerful sword - without accidentally slicing off any fingers, of course.

"Oh, right. Maaariiiisssuuuu!!!!! You are needed to bring peace to the Feudal Era!!!"

She stood - even though she was already standing, she stood again - and looked around in the sky, hopelessly trying to find the speaker. "What must I do?"

"Keep spinning."

"Huh?" she asked, wrinkling her petite, delicate, dainty nose.

"I have a really good view down your kimono from up here."

"Oh, alrighty!" she said all sweet and perky before rotating her shoulders and throwing her voluptuous chest out. "What must I do, oh Horny Speaker in the Sky?"

"Like hell I know. Figure it out on your own."

Marisu knit her eyebrows together in cute confusion as a loud WOOSHing sound sounded through the area and the voice disappeared just as mysteriously as it mysteriously came. The mystery was overwhelming.

"Bring peace to the Feudal Era, eh?" Marisu murmured to herself and the cute and cuddly forest animals that had appeared around her. With a delicate, beautiful hand, she began stroking the head of a Bambi style deer and other animals that don't even exist in Japan. "How could I do that? OH! I know!"

The girl smiled sweetly to herself and the animals, the pure goodness of her appearance healing all their injuries and hate towards each other and even resulting in a wolf smiling at a rabbit without trying to eat it in one and a half bites.

-enter mysteriously mysterious music and a scene change-

"InuYasha?"

"Nani?!"

"The ramen..."

"Nani are you talking about?"

"You ate my fricking ramen, you idiot!!!" Shippou finally screamed, not being able to take any more of InuYasha or the broken Japanese that he was suddenly speaking.

Just when InuYasha had grabbed Shippou by the tail and began pummeling him to within an inch of his life while screaming, "Nani in Kami's name are you talking about, kitsune no baka????" a beautiful, melodious, echoing, entrancing, gorgeous, sexy, seductive, kind, melodious, gentle, serene voice said, "Stop, my hanyou friend."

InuYasha froze, though probably at least partly because he hadn't realized that there would be a person on this earth who would call him "their hanyou friend." In the second that followed, Shippou ran to the safety of Kagome's arms.

Guess who appeared just then. Drum roll please.... YES! No other than Marisu! The girl who had the mission to bring peace to the Feudal Era!

"Who are you?"

"My name is Marisu," the girl said, looking at the mismatched group with sad, doe-like eyes that she probably stole from the Bambi deer because he was more cuddly than her. "None of you realize what trouble you are in."

"Nani in Kami's name are you talking about?"

"InuYasha! You sound even more dense and idiotic than you really are!" Miroku said loudly, although there was no reason for him to be loud. InuYasha was only a few feet away and had super dooper doggie ears so he could hear a flea sneezing a mile off. So how was he unable to detect Marisu's presence before she spoke? ... Who cares?

"The trouble you are all in!" she said, eyes filling with crystalline tears that threatened to spill and tumble down her cheeks as small, glittering, watery diamonds. "The way you are going, you're doomed to die lonely, sad, depressing, melancholy, sad, synomym-of-sad-found-in-an-online-thesaurus deaths."

Instantly, the entire cast knew exactly what she was talking about and looked at each other with sad, doe-like eyes that could almost rival Marisu's. Almost. Nothing could ever truly rival a Marisu. Nothing. Zip. Nada. Zilch. Squat. Nothing, understand?

The miko otherwise known as Kagome burst out in tears and threw herself at InuYasha, clinging to him and sobbing in a way that would have made him run off screaming if he wasn't near tears as well - guys never cry for real. They are always near tears or so frustrated that they're going to punch down a wall before they will actually cry.

"InuYasha! I love you!" she sobbed, tears rolling down her cheeks. "And I hate when you disappear to find Kikyou and - and- and- I LOVE YOU, DAMMIT! Why won't you love me??"

InuYasha's heart broke at the sight of Kagome bawling in his arms - or maybe he just felt a tinge of horror from what Marisu was inflicting upon them - and he held her tighter, but not to suffocate her, just to make her feel safer. "Kagome... I don't know how to say this... but.. I love you too!"

As the two were wrapped in each other's arms and making out passionately now that they had discovered each other's love for the other other and each other was happy for the other other - even though Shippou would technically have been squashed between them - Miroku turned to Sango and let out a long, sad sigh.

"Sango, my beautiful youkai taijiya demon exterminator, I only run around after other women to chase them off. It's a confusing thing, but I figure if I throw myself at them and get them to drop dead at my feet, it'll somehow make them stay away from me so they'll be away and we can be together because that's the right thing, how it was rightfully meant to be in the right way."

"... Wow, that was deep. I might like you after all."

"I thought so."

Crickets chirp.

"So... do we make out now?"

"Hell yeah! - I mean, of course my beautiful coraly coral."

The readers all beam in delight at the Japaneseyness of the Japanese words and the fluffyness of the fluff. Hoorah!

But wait! What about Marisu? Oh, she had disappeared to find another couple to put together. See? Marisu, with her long hair and her love for nature and all the forest animals was, of course, a Feudal hippie! Come on, guys, wasn't it obvious with the whole "all you need is love" thing she had going on?

Speaking of love, who else did she have her -cough- magic to work on? Kouga had to remember that he proposed to Ayame... Sesshoumaru had to save Kagura from Naraku.... Naraku had to turn "good" and have Onigumo confess his undying love to Kikyou while she stole Houjou from Kagome since Kagome stole her boyfriend from her and... Rin and Kohaku had to become destined to be as it was destined by destiny and... that was about it, wasn't it?

So, 72.9901 chapters later, with all her work done and no one in Feudal Japan fighting because they all loved each other, Marisu spontaneously combusted in a shower of hippie flower power flowers. And all the couples were happy, or at least too preoccupied with the loves of their life to fight each other.

That's when Sesshoumaru took a breather from screwing Kagura and remembered that InuYasha had Tetsusaiga.

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InuYasha: ... Thank God Sesshoumaru took a breather then.

Miroku: Actually, no. Contrary to what you think, InuYasha, your brother taking a "breather" is not at all beneficial to us in the long run. With him trying to kill you, and the rest of us having to keep that from happening, we will be unable to give the women in our lives the attention that they rightfully deserve for being around us and putting up with our less flattering habits and I also highly doubt that you wish to detach yourself from Kagome's lips, am I correct?

InuYasha: ... o0; ... Yeah, whatever you say, monk.

Miroku: I thought so.