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Chapter 1 Inside of some big secret place
Harry's wand glowed with an orb of warm light as his two companions Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger trailed behind him. Where were they you might ask, well, you're guess was as good as theirs...probably even better.
"Harry! I thought you knew where you were going!", said Hermione.
"Of course I did.", said Harry, dripping sweat from his face, "It is getting hot in this tunnel, though..."
"Wait, we are going to white castle, right?", asked Ron.
Hermione and Harry looked back at Ron as he said, "I was just hungry...you know, I have a huge craving for burgers now...and..."
A blast of light streamed through the tunnel and for the fraction of a second, Harry could've sworn he saw a Dementor in front of them...and so did his scar. With absolute determi-
The author couldn't finish the sentence because Harry chucked a rock at his head and told him, "Shut up with the bloody literatics! Get us out of here!" I flipped him the bird and they continued forward until they reached a door marked:
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PREPARE TO DIVE
Hermione was adjusting her glasses (SEXY glasses, woo-hoo) and said, "What does that meeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
They all landed with a deafening thud, smashing the center staff table with a tremendous crack, all of the first years who were getting placed in the houses were staring with I-hope-that-doesn't-happen-every-day-here looks. Dumbledore smiled with inward delight at them, looking down at his broken table and dishes, while Hagrid was trying to restrain his glee. The new defense against the dark arts teacher, Tamago Sakitume, was helping a gasping Flitwick to cough out the fork he accidentally swallowed. Ron got up, brushed some ancient stone off his head and said, "All in all, I prefer the stairs." Then landed unconscious on the floor.
"Well,", said Dumbledore, still in his chair, "I believe this new school year will be more interesting than the last."
A/N: I'm trying a different idea for a sequel to "Sex Ed at Hogwarts", so, tell me what you think...please....? Oh, and by the way, if you couldn't get any of the chapters from 'sex ed at hogwarts', E-mail me at and I'll send you back the chapter you want.
Chapter 1 Inside of some big secret place
Harry's wand glowed with an orb of warm light as his two companions Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger trailed behind him. Where were they you might ask, well, you're guess was as good as theirs...probably even better.
"Harry! I thought you knew where you were going!", said Hermione.
"Of course I did.", said Harry, dripping sweat from his face, "It is getting hot in this tunnel, though..."
"Wait, we are going to white castle, right?", asked Ron.
Hermione and Harry looked back at Ron as he said, "I was just hungry...you know, I have a huge craving for burgers now...and..."
A blast of light streamed through the tunnel and for the fraction of a second, Harry could've sworn he saw a Dementor in front of them...and so did his scar. With absolute determi-
The author couldn't finish the sentence because Harry chucked a rock at his head and told him, "Shut up with the bloody literatics! Get us out of here!" I flipped him the bird and they continued forward until they reached a door marked:
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PREPARE TO DIVE
Hermione was adjusting her glasses (SEXY glasses, woo-hoo) and said, "What does that meeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
They all landed with a deafening thud, smashing the center staff table with a tremendous crack, all of the first years who were getting placed in the houses were staring with I-hope-that-doesn't-happen-every-day-here looks. Dumbledore smiled with inward delight at them, looking down at his broken table and dishes, while Hagrid was trying to restrain his glee. The new defense against the dark arts teacher, Tamago Sakitume, was helping a gasping Flitwick to cough out the fork he accidentally swallowed. Ron got up, brushed some ancient stone off his head and said, "All in all, I prefer the stairs." Then landed unconscious on the floor.
"Well,", said Dumbledore, still in his chair, "I believe this new school year will be more interesting than the last."
A/N: I'm trying a different idea for a sequel to "Sex Ed at Hogwarts", so, tell me what you think...please....? Oh, and by the way, if you couldn't get any of the chapters from 'sex ed at hogwarts', E-mail me at and I'll send you back the chapter you want.