"Josh…" Kim slurred slowly and seductively. "So what's-"
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"Food's here," Ron interrupted. He dropped the tray as high as he could from the table to make the loudest sound he could. Kim didn't notice his grin as he sat down.
"Thanks Ron…" Kim leered at him a little. "Say…don't you have that…THING…you have to do?"
"Nope," Ron said in between chews. "No idea what you're talking about."
Kim was boiling inside, but knew she couldn't get too mad at Ron. He probably forgot about their little agreement…typical Ron. But then again, it wasn't exactly fair to get mad at him for not wanting to be left out. Sighing, she grabbed a chimmarito from the tray and started to chow down.
"Thanks Ron," Josh said with a nod. "Wait…did we even actually order?"
"No. You guys were too busy chatting about nothing," Ron explained bitterly.
"Oh," Josh shrugged. "Whatever. I like…"
Josh picked up the plate that Ron had ordered for him and looked at it in confusion.
"…Tacos?…Without the meat…and the hot sauce…and cheese…"
"I ordered the low fat and chosure meal for you. Have to keep that slim figure in shape, buddy."
Josh eyed the vegetable taco, hoping it would magically turn into a burger. "Ron, this isn't low fat. This is low taste."
Kim giggled, which annoyed Ron.
"That reminds me," said Ron. "You gotta pay me back for the meal." Both Josh and Kim reached into their pockets to pull out some cash.
Kim held her hand out with two one dollar bills. "Here ya go, Ron."
Ron closed her hand and smiled. "No. For the ladies, it's on me." Ron turned to Josh.
"Pay up," he said coldly. Kim kicked him under the table.
"Ow!" Kim shot him a look to remind him about politeness. "Fine…Josh, meal's on me."
"Uh yeah…" Josh took a whiff of his naked taco. "Thanks…I think."
Rufus came out from under the table to get his nacos, and the four ate their respected meals quietly. Usually, Ron would go through five lunches worth of food, but today, he had trouble even finishing one. He couldn't get his attention off Josh (who couldn't get his attention off Kim). Rufus noticed this, too, but decided not to get involved. Kim didn't seem to notice the two desirous boys sitting at her table so she broke up the silence with more Josh flirtatiousness.
"So Josh. Have you heard about the carnival coming this weekend?" she asked casually.
"Yeah. Sounds like a lotta fun," he replied.
"Yeah. I love carnivals."
"Me too."
Kim looked at Josh hungrily, much to the displeasure of Ron. He started to fidget nervously.
"So…are you going with anyone?" Kim asked.
Josh stopped eating for a few seconds then looked up at Kim with a smile. "No. Why?"
Ron's feet began to do circles around each other.
"Well…" Kim looked into Josh's eyes innocently. "I was just wondering…"
"Yeah?" Josh looked just as anxious as Kim.
"If you're planning to go, maybe we could…"
Ron butted in once again. "So Josh, what're your plans for the future?? I'm dying to know, after all this tutoring, what're you trying to get out of life??"
Kim and Josh both felt like punching Ron for ruining the moment, but they both held back.
"Random, much???" Kim pouted.
Josh rolled his eyes. "I'm not sure, but I wanna do something that has to do with helping people." He turned his attention back to Kim. "So…what were you about to say?"
Ron wanted to speak up to stop Kim from answering, but he couldn't think of another distraction. He miserably searched for a ketchup or salt packet to throw onto Josh's shirt, but he was too late.
Kim smiled genuinely at Josh. "Maybe we could go to the carnival togeth-"
"KIM POSSIBLE!"
Kim and the rest of the customers in Bueno Nacho immediately looked up to the new figure in the doorway.
"It's time!…For you to die!!…Mwuahaha!"
Kim rolled her eyes when she heard Drakken's maniacal laughter. Ron felt like hugging him for stopping the Kim/Josh moment.
"What do you want??" Kim demanded irritably.
"I want YOU to come out of here on a stretcher!" Drakken retorted.
"Well come and get it! There's nothing stopping you…except for the fact that you CAN'T!"
"Grrr…" Drakken growled. "You…grrmotherfrickinhalfpintstupidcheerleader teenagers…"
"What was that?" Kim looked smugly.
"You watch! This'll work!" Drakken shouted.
"Yeah right. Just like your other ninety-nine thousand plans worked? Get real Drakken. You'll never rule anything but your own lair and you'll never beat me and Ron!"
Ron puffed his stomach out proudly at the mention of his name. He made sure Josh knew who Kim's real friend was.
"Talk all you want, Possible. But you'll never get out alive now that we're here. Unlike previous encounters, we're bringing the fight to YOU! Let's see how you fare when you're not the one barging in on someone's conversation!"
"Dream on!" Kim waved Drakken off. "Wait…where IS Shego?"
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Kim was knocked to the floor with one swift kick from behind. Ron and Josh gasped as Shego stomped her foot onto Kim's abdomen to stop her from moving.
"You were saying?"
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"Food's here," Ron interrupted. He dropped the tray as high as he could from the table to make the loudest sound he could. Kim didn't notice his grin as he sat down.
"Thanks Ron…" Kim leered at him a little. "Say…don't you have that…THING…you have to do?"
"Nope," Ron said in between chews. "No idea what you're talking about."
Kim was boiling inside, but knew she couldn't get too mad at Ron. He probably forgot about their little agreement…typical Ron. But then again, it wasn't exactly fair to get mad at him for not wanting to be left out. Sighing, she grabbed a chimmarito from the tray and started to chow down.
"Thanks Ron," Josh said with a nod. "Wait…did we even actually order?"
"No. You guys were too busy chatting about nothing," Ron explained bitterly.
"Oh," Josh shrugged. "Whatever. I like…"
Josh picked up the plate that Ron had ordered for him and looked at it in confusion.
"…Tacos?…Without the meat…and the hot sauce…and cheese…"
"I ordered the low fat and chosure meal for you. Have to keep that slim figure in shape, buddy."
Josh eyed the vegetable taco, hoping it would magically turn into a burger. "Ron, this isn't low fat. This is low taste."
Kim giggled, which annoyed Ron.
"That reminds me," said Ron. "You gotta pay me back for the meal." Both Josh and Kim reached into their pockets to pull out some cash.
Kim held her hand out with two one dollar bills. "Here ya go, Ron."
Ron closed her hand and smiled. "No. For the ladies, it's on me." Ron turned to Josh.
"Pay up," he said coldly. Kim kicked him under the table.
"Ow!" Kim shot him a look to remind him about politeness. "Fine…Josh, meal's on me."
"Uh yeah…" Josh took a whiff of his naked taco. "Thanks…I think."
Rufus came out from under the table to get his nacos, and the four ate their respected meals quietly. Usually, Ron would go through five lunches worth of food, but today, he had trouble even finishing one. He couldn't get his attention off Josh (who couldn't get his attention off Kim). Rufus noticed this, too, but decided not to get involved. Kim didn't seem to notice the two desirous boys sitting at her table so she broke up the silence with more Josh flirtatiousness.
"So Josh. Have you heard about the carnival coming this weekend?" she asked casually.
"Yeah. Sounds like a lotta fun," he replied.
"Yeah. I love carnivals."
"Me too."
Kim looked at Josh hungrily, much to the displeasure of Ron. He started to fidget nervously.
"So…are you going with anyone?" Kim asked.
Josh stopped eating for a few seconds then looked up at Kim with a smile. "No. Why?"
Ron's feet began to do circles around each other.
"Well…" Kim looked into Josh's eyes innocently. "I was just wondering…"
"Yeah?" Josh looked just as anxious as Kim.
"If you're planning to go, maybe we could…"
Ron butted in once again. "So Josh, what're your plans for the future?? I'm dying to know, after all this tutoring, what're you trying to get out of life??"
Kim and Josh both felt like punching Ron for ruining the moment, but they both held back.
"Random, much???" Kim pouted.
Josh rolled his eyes. "I'm not sure, but I wanna do something that has to do with helping people." He turned his attention back to Kim. "So…what were you about to say?"
Ron wanted to speak up to stop Kim from answering, but he couldn't think of another distraction. He miserably searched for a ketchup or salt packet to throw onto Josh's shirt, but he was too late.
Kim smiled genuinely at Josh. "Maybe we could go to the carnival togeth-"
"KIM POSSIBLE!"
Kim and the rest of the customers in Bueno Nacho immediately looked up to the new figure in the doorway.
"It's time!…For you to die!!…Mwuahaha!"
Kim rolled her eyes when she heard Drakken's maniacal laughter. Ron felt like hugging him for stopping the Kim/Josh moment.
"What do you want??" Kim demanded irritably.
"I want YOU to come out of here on a stretcher!" Drakken retorted.
"Well come and get it! There's nothing stopping you…except for the fact that you CAN'T!"
"Grrr…" Drakken growled. "You…grrmotherfrickinhalfpintstupidcheerleader teenagers…"
"What was that?" Kim looked smugly.
"You watch! This'll work!" Drakken shouted.
"Yeah right. Just like your other ninety-nine thousand plans worked? Get real Drakken. You'll never rule anything but your own lair and you'll never beat me and Ron!"
Ron puffed his stomach out proudly at the mention of his name. He made sure Josh knew who Kim's real friend was.
"Talk all you want, Possible. But you'll never get out alive now that we're here. Unlike previous encounters, we're bringing the fight to YOU! Let's see how you fare when you're not the one barging in on someone's conversation!"
"Dream on!" Kim waved Drakken off. "Wait…where IS Shego?"
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Kim was knocked to the floor with one swift kick from behind. Ron and Josh gasped as Shego stomped her foot onto Kim's abdomen to stop her from moving.
"You were saying?"