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A VERY Uncomfortable Breakfast
Harry sat across Ginny and Ron across Hermione during breakfast. Then Ron noticed Ginny was staring at Harry and wasn't blinking.
"Errr...Ginny?", asked Ron.
She kept her gaze transfixed on Harry's face.
Ron motioned to Hermione to look at Ginny, and she said, "Something wrong, Ginny?"
She finally broke her sight and said, "WHAT?!"
Ron and Hermione were taken aback and Ron said, "Do I have to cut off your coffee intake again?"
"No, but I was in the middle of something important."
She again looked directly at Harry, muttering under her breath. Hermione immediately recognized the muttering and said, "Are you trying to cast a love spell?"
Ginny was shocked and said, "N-no" and she got up and walked out of the great hall.
To change the subject, Harry said, "Sooooo, Ron, what happened to the party? Everyone was gone when I went up to the dormitory."
"Oh, that. Mcgonagall caught us.", and he just went up inhalinh in his eggs and sausages.
"WHAT?!", screamed Hermione, but wasn't heard because all the other murmurs of people talking drowned her.
"No biggy, Cho fingered her and she just subtracted five points for each person there."
"Ron, we had fifty people there!"
"So?"
He took a look at the hourglasses and noticed Gryffindor was the only house with negative two hundred-fifty points.
"Oh, shoit."
Harry said, "Well, we start classes today, maybe we can get out points back to...zero."
"I'm just relieved we don't have sex ed anymore", said hermione...until Dumbledore said,
"Ah, hello students! Oh, and thank you Mr.Weasley for portraying me so well."
Ron took a few bows.
"Also, it has come to my attention that sexual intercourse..."
Everybody shuddered.
"...is running rampant at this school. So, I am ordering school law, that every student here have sexual intercourse (Safely) after every two classes."
Ron dropped his fork, Hermione gasped, Harry's pants started tenting, and Draco got up from the lonely Slytherin table and yelled, "YES!"
"I believe if sex is de-sensitized enough, the pleasure and glory of it will tire and it will occur less. Now, enjoy your classes."
Ginny heard this from the roof, holding her white broomstick in her hands and said, "Excellent..."
A/N: Review, review. Oh, and I'm posting a load of chapters at one time to try to make up for my absence. I'm only posting more chapters if people review, I mean, why should I share my stories if nobody reads them?
A VERY Uncomfortable Breakfast
Harry sat across Ginny and Ron across Hermione during breakfast. Then Ron noticed Ginny was staring at Harry and wasn't blinking.
"Errr...Ginny?", asked Ron.
She kept her gaze transfixed on Harry's face.
Ron motioned to Hermione to look at Ginny, and she said, "Something wrong, Ginny?"
She finally broke her sight and said, "WHAT?!"
Ron and Hermione were taken aback and Ron said, "Do I have to cut off your coffee intake again?"
"No, but I was in the middle of something important."
She again looked directly at Harry, muttering under her breath. Hermione immediately recognized the muttering and said, "Are you trying to cast a love spell?"
Ginny was shocked and said, "N-no" and she got up and walked out of the great hall.
To change the subject, Harry said, "Sooooo, Ron, what happened to the party? Everyone was gone when I went up to the dormitory."
"Oh, that. Mcgonagall caught us.", and he just went up inhalinh in his eggs and sausages.
"WHAT?!", screamed Hermione, but wasn't heard because all the other murmurs of people talking drowned her.
"No biggy, Cho fingered her and she just subtracted five points for each person there."
"Ron, we had fifty people there!"
"So?"
He took a look at the hourglasses and noticed Gryffindor was the only house with negative two hundred-fifty points.
"Oh, shoit."
Harry said, "Well, we start classes today, maybe we can get out points back to...zero."
"I'm just relieved we don't have sex ed anymore", said hermione...until Dumbledore said,
"Ah, hello students! Oh, and thank you Mr.Weasley for portraying me so well."
Ron took a few bows.
"Also, it has come to my attention that sexual intercourse..."
Everybody shuddered.
"...is running rampant at this school. So, I am ordering school law, that every student here have sexual intercourse (Safely) after every two classes."
Ron dropped his fork, Hermione gasped, Harry's pants started tenting, and Draco got up from the lonely Slytherin table and yelled, "YES!"
"I believe if sex is de-sensitized enough, the pleasure and glory of it will tire and it will occur less. Now, enjoy your classes."
Ginny heard this from the roof, holding her white broomstick in her hands and said, "Excellent..."
A/N: Review, review. Oh, and I'm posting a load of chapters at one time to try to make up for my absence. I'm only posting more chapters if people review, I mean, why should I share my stories if nobody reads them?