Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. I do own not Kingdom Hearts, except for Sleepy Hollow, which I do not own. I also do not own the other stuff I may mention.
Author's Note: Hi. This story is a randomly stupid story you clicked on. Lucky you.
Summary: I don't know, it might change. Basically what I said in the real summary, I guess.
Chapter One:
It was night, not day, night. Kairi and Sora were walking home, having just come from their clogging class when something unusual happened.
"I think something unusual just happened, Kairi." Sora stated, rubbing his chin as they walked, "But what?"
"I don't know." Kairi replied. Looking up at him, she smiled like a drunk person, "I like you."
"Kairi, look out!!!" Sora yelled, then tried to pull her away from whatever he yelled 'Look out!!!' for.
"For what? I need specifics." Kairi said, as Sora still attempted to pull her away. After several failed attempts, Sora finally gave up.
I mean, really, we all know that Sora is kind of a girly-boy.
"He is not!!!" a crazy Sora fangirl screamed from the bushes that he and Kairi just walked past. Standing up, she quickly made a mad dash at Sora. "SORA!!!! You will be MINE, I tell you!!! MINE!!!!! Bwahahahahahahaaha!!!"
Kairi, being the possessive kind of girl, then proceeded to punch said fangirl out.
"No fair!! She was wearing a ring!" cried the fangirl as she ran away, holding what was left of her face.
"I really wish they would stop doing that." Kairi said, calmly, as she pulled Sora along by his shirt sleeve.
Sora glanced back to where the fangirl had been, a frightened look on his face.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Riku asked, popping up from a hole in the ground. Sora had the strongest urge to hit him with one of those arcade mallets...but he didn't.
"Nothing, you?"
"Nah," Riku replied looking around himself, "Just digg'n a hole. What's he doing?"
Riku pointed to a strangely dressed man who was standing really, REALLY close to Kairi, just staring at her neck. Upon seeing them watching him, he turned into a bat and flew away.
Sora shrugged, "Don't know. Kinda creepy, though."
"Yeah." Kairi agreed. "He was following me around, earlier, when I was in the cemetery."
Nobody commented on how the man had turned into a bat, or asked why Kairi had been in the cemetery earlier. They just took it in as if it happened everyday. Odd, really.
"Huh, I don't know then." Riku said, climbing out of the hole. He then joined them in walking.
"I also met this weird girl in the cemetery. ZTX, I think she said, was her author name on fanfiction.net. She said she was trying to see who all she's killed so far in her current story." Kairi went on, "She looked at me kind of funny."
Shameless plug for ZTX, I know.
"I don't know about that, either." Riku stated.
He doesn't know much of anything right now, does he?
"Yes, I do! As a matter of fact, I was just about to tell them about the rumor I heard from these people who fell down into the hole I was digging." Riku yelled at me. Giving me his angry eye, he waited until I gave it back before he continued, "So, anyway, they told me about this guy who supposedly wanders around at night, stealing people's hearts. They called him the Heartless Horseman."
"I thought wandering meant he was on foot." Sora said.
"Don't ask me why they call him that, I'm only telling you what they told me. I heard he actually rides a Chocobo." Riku replied, shrugging, "They also said he was a mercenary, whatever that is."
Let's all take the time to find out what a mercenary is, shall we? I must get my dictionary: A mercenary is someone who is hired for service in a foreign army. Hmm, I always thought it was something else. Anyway...
"So this guy," Kairi turned to Riku, "Is he cute?"
"Kairi?!" Sora whipped his head around so fast it almost flew off his shoulders, rolled down a hill, landed in a river, floated downstream, then drifted out to sea where it ended up in a fishing boat headed to Canada.
"What?" Kairi asked, innocently, "You have loads of fangirls throwing themselves at you and I can't even ask if the guy is cute?"
"Would it make you feel better if you had a fanboy?" Riku asked, pulling a possible Kairi fanboy into view.
"Really? I can have my own fanboy? Yippee!!" Kairi jumped up and down as the fanboy looked on in terror. "Maybe I'll braid his hair..."
At this, the fanboy ran screaming from site, never to be seen again until the next time I write him in.
"My fanboy ran away." Kairi cried, then looked at Sora and Riku with big puppy-dog eyes, "I miss my fanboy."
Sora smacked Riku in the shoulder, "Now look what you did!!"
"What did I do? She's the one who scared the poor guy to death!" Riku rubbed his shoulder.
"I killed him?!!" Kairi cried even louder. "I didn't mean to, I swear!"
"Well you shouldn't, it's not very nice." said a voice behind them. Turning around they all gasped.
"You're the Heartless Horseman!"
Author's Note: Hi. This story is a randomly stupid story you clicked on. Lucky you.
Summary: I don't know, it might change. Basically what I said in the real summary, I guess.
Chapter One:
It was night, not day, night. Kairi and Sora were walking home, having just come from their clogging class when something unusual happened.
"I think something unusual just happened, Kairi." Sora stated, rubbing his chin as they walked, "But what?"
"I don't know." Kairi replied. Looking up at him, she smiled like a drunk person, "I like you."
"Kairi, look out!!!" Sora yelled, then tried to pull her away from whatever he yelled 'Look out!!!' for.
"For what? I need specifics." Kairi said, as Sora still attempted to pull her away. After several failed attempts, Sora finally gave up.
I mean, really, we all know that Sora is kind of a girly-boy.
"He is not!!!" a crazy Sora fangirl screamed from the bushes that he and Kairi just walked past. Standing up, she quickly made a mad dash at Sora. "SORA!!!! You will be MINE, I tell you!!! MINE!!!!! Bwahahahahahahaaha!!!"
Kairi, being the possessive kind of girl, then proceeded to punch said fangirl out.
"No fair!! She was wearing a ring!" cried the fangirl as she ran away, holding what was left of her face.
"I really wish they would stop doing that." Kairi said, calmly, as she pulled Sora along by his shirt sleeve.
Sora glanced back to where the fangirl had been, a frightened look on his face.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Riku asked, popping up from a hole in the ground. Sora had the strongest urge to hit him with one of those arcade mallets...but he didn't.
"Nothing, you?"
"Nah," Riku replied looking around himself, "Just digg'n a hole. What's he doing?"
Riku pointed to a strangely dressed man who was standing really, REALLY close to Kairi, just staring at her neck. Upon seeing them watching him, he turned into a bat and flew away.
Sora shrugged, "Don't know. Kinda creepy, though."
"Yeah." Kairi agreed. "He was following me around, earlier, when I was in the cemetery."
Nobody commented on how the man had turned into a bat, or asked why Kairi had been in the cemetery earlier. They just took it in as if it happened everyday. Odd, really.
"Huh, I don't know then." Riku said, climbing out of the hole. He then joined them in walking.
"I also met this weird girl in the cemetery. ZTX, I think she said, was her author name on fanfiction.net. She said she was trying to see who all she's killed so far in her current story." Kairi went on, "She looked at me kind of funny."
Shameless plug for ZTX, I know.
"I don't know about that, either." Riku stated.
He doesn't know much of anything right now, does he?
"Yes, I do! As a matter of fact, I was just about to tell them about the rumor I heard from these people who fell down into the hole I was digging." Riku yelled at me. Giving me his angry eye, he waited until I gave it back before he continued, "So, anyway, they told me about this guy who supposedly wanders around at night, stealing people's hearts. They called him the Heartless Horseman."
"I thought wandering meant he was on foot." Sora said.
"Don't ask me why they call him that, I'm only telling you what they told me. I heard he actually rides a Chocobo." Riku replied, shrugging, "They also said he was a mercenary, whatever that is."
Let's all take the time to find out what a mercenary is, shall we? I must get my dictionary: A mercenary is someone who is hired for service in a foreign army. Hmm, I always thought it was something else. Anyway...
"So this guy," Kairi turned to Riku, "Is he cute?"
"Kairi?!" Sora whipped his head around so fast it almost flew off his shoulders, rolled down a hill, landed in a river, floated downstream, then drifted out to sea where it ended up in a fishing boat headed to Canada.
"What?" Kairi asked, innocently, "You have loads of fangirls throwing themselves at you and I can't even ask if the guy is cute?"
"Would it make you feel better if you had a fanboy?" Riku asked, pulling a possible Kairi fanboy into view.
"Really? I can have my own fanboy? Yippee!!" Kairi jumped up and down as the fanboy looked on in terror. "Maybe I'll braid his hair..."
At this, the fanboy ran screaming from site, never to be seen again until the next time I write him in.
"My fanboy ran away." Kairi cried, then looked at Sora and Riku with big puppy-dog eyes, "I miss my fanboy."
Sora smacked Riku in the shoulder, "Now look what you did!!"
"What did I do? She's the one who scared the poor guy to death!" Riku rubbed his shoulder.
"I killed him?!!" Kairi cried even louder. "I didn't mean to, I swear!"
"Well you shouldn't, it's not very nice." said a voice behind them. Turning around they all gasped.
"You're the Heartless Horseman!"