Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Sleepy Hollow, or anything else, for that matter.
Author's Note: Thanks for the reviews, I feel so special. Anyway, this chapter is, I'd say, somewhat more disturbing than the last one. Enjoy!
Chapter Two:
"You are the Heartless Horseman, aren't you?" Sora asked, trying to see the guy's face.
"Sorry, you got the wrong guy." he said, then moved into the moonlight. It showed him for who he truly was: Leon.
"Oh, it's just you." Kairi said, then thought of something, nobody knows exactly what, though.
"How do we know that you aren't Leon and the Heartless Horseman, hmm?" Sora inquired. He then freaked everybody out when he got up in Leon's face and bugged his eye out to emphasize the question. He bugged it too much, though, because it popped out and just dangled there for a second. Sora then screamed like a sissy girl and turned away to pop it back in, "I hate it when it does that!"
Just wait, it gets better.
"Well, I am Leon, but I'm not the Heartless Horseman." Leon replied, "I have a heart. See?"
Leon then lifted up his shirt and opened his chest to reveal a heart covered in cobwebs and something that resembled a snow cone machine.
"Ha, ha! Now you don't!!" Kairi, having seen the opportunity of a lifetime, reached in, snatched Leon's heart, and ran off with it.
"Hey! Give that back! It's a rental!!" Leon cried, closing his chest. He then took off after her, but didn't get very far before he fell into one of Riku's past holes. After making several failed attempts to climb out, they heard a distant yell, "I'm gonna KILL whoever dug this hole!!"
All eyes were on Riku.
"Uh, oh." Riku said, sheepishly. "Do you think he'll forgive me if I tell him I can get him a date with Sora's mom?"
"What?!" Sora cried.
"What?" Riku asked in return. "You're mom's hot."
"That's not something a guy want's to hear about his mom, dude." Leon called from the hole, "But it is true."
"No way am I gonna let you go out with my mommy!" Sora yelled down at Leon, then looked at Riku. Pointing his finger at him, he said, "That goes for you, too."
Kairi, having just realized she was holding a human heart, screamed and passed out, falling into the hole with Leon.
"I'll be taking that, thank you." Leon said as he pried open Kairi's fist to retrieve his heart. He then put it back in her hand so she would freak out again when she woke up.
That wasn't very nice of him, but that's what he did. And it worked...but it backfired.
Kairi woke up and freaked out all right, but she took it out on Leon, beating him senseless with his own rented heart.
"Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!! I'm holding a human heart!!! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!" Stopping, Kairi looked at what she was doing. Getting a somewhat demented look on her face, she went on with hitting Leon, "I'm beating Leon with a human heart!! Bwahahahaahaha!!!!!!!"
"Stop it!"
Kairi stopped and looked around, "Who said that?"
Leon looked around too.
"Yoo-hoo, over here in your hand."
Kairi and Leon looked at the heart, which had suddenly formed a face and proceeded to talk to them.
Kairi and Leon looked at each other, as most people on television do when unusual situations occur. Kairi then flung it at Leon. I mean, really, who wouldn't?
"Eeeewwww!!!" Kairi wiped her hand off on Leon's jacket.
"That was completely uncalled for." Leon told Kairi, grasping his heart. Looking down at it, he asked, "You okay?"
"As okay as a talking heart can be, I guess." it said.
"Can I put you back now? I'm starting to feel a little funny." Leon swayed back and forth.
"That'd be fine." it said, then Leon put it back.
"It hurts worse to put it back in than it was when you took it out." Leon commented to Kairi. He hadn't closed his chest yet, so Kairi took a look.
"That's because you put it in backwards. Here, let me help." Kairi replied.
"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow." Leon said as she twisted it around. Looking down, he asked, "You finished yet?"
"Yep." Kairi nodded, then closed his chest. She kind of slammed it shut, though, causing Leon's eyes to fall back into his head.
"It always does that. Could you shake my head, please?" Leon sighed. Looking out from his eye sockets, he could see Kairi, but it was like she was in two round picture frames. Looking around the inside of his own head, "I think I need to dust."
"Do you REALLY want me to shake your head?" Kairi asked, rubbing her hands together, devious like.
"Yeah, but not too hard. Wouldn't want to cause any brain damage, would you?" Leon laughed, nervously, as he watched her come toward him, "You know what? I changed my mind, you don't have to---aaackk!!"
It was too late. Kairi had pounced and was now shaking Leon like a maraca. Kind of choking him at the same time, though, too.
"La cuca-ra-CHA! La cuca-ra-CHA!" Kairi sang as she shook Leon, who was now turning blue. Not actually knowing the words, she made up her own, "I'd like some must-ARD! I'd like some Ketch-UP! 'Cause I am hungry and I haaave none!"
Leon was now purple, but luckily his eyes popped back into place before Kairi could make up the next line of the song. Kairi let go of his neck, reluctantly, then pouted in the corner because this was a square hole.
Leon didn't waste any time, "Help!! Throw me a ladder, throw me a rope, throw me SOMETHING!!"
Riku and Sora looked around and found one of Riku's discarded shovels. They threw it down.
"What?! A shovel? Everybody knows you can't dig out of a hole!" Leon yelled back up.
"That's not what it's for!" Riku called down to Leon.
"Then what is it for?" Leon called back up.
"What? I couldn't hear you!"
"I said, THEN WHAT IS IT FOR?!" Leon shouted back.
"We still can't hear you! Pick up the phone!" Riku pointed to a telephone hanging on the wall of the hole. Leon looked from it to them.
Picking it up, he said, "You're both idiots, you know?"
"Yeah, but what did you say?" Sora asked, from the other end, and no, I don't mean his butt. The other end of the phone.
"I'm so glad you clarified that." said the real Heartless Horseman, who had just come up behind them. "I'll be stealing your hearts now."
"Can it wait a second? We're on the phone!" Sora said, a matter-of-factly. "Now, what did you say?"
"I don't really remember, but I have an idea of what to do with the shovel now." Leon gave Kairi an evil glare.
Kairi shrank farther into the corner and whimpered, "Where's my fanboy when I really need him?"
Fanboy was hiding in the bushes.
"Oh."
"Who's up there with you?" Leon asked, before hanging up.
"Oh, just some guy saying he's gonna steal our hearts." Sora replied.
"Sounds like the Heartless Horseman to me." Leon stated, shifting the shovel from one hand to the other. "Well see ya later. I have something I've gotta do."
Again, he gave Kairi an evil glare.
"You're not gonna go 'Secret Window' on my girlfriend, are you?!" Sora called down, but he received no answer in return. "Leon? Riku, I think Leon's gonna kill Kairi."
Sora got no answer from Riku, so he looked up. What he saw will haunt his dreams forever.
Author's Note: Thanks for the reviews, I feel so special. Anyway, this chapter is, I'd say, somewhat more disturbing than the last one. Enjoy!
Chapter Two:
"You are the Heartless Horseman, aren't you?" Sora asked, trying to see the guy's face.
"Sorry, you got the wrong guy." he said, then moved into the moonlight. It showed him for who he truly was: Leon.
"Oh, it's just you." Kairi said, then thought of something, nobody knows exactly what, though.
"How do we know that you aren't Leon and the Heartless Horseman, hmm?" Sora inquired. He then freaked everybody out when he got up in Leon's face and bugged his eye out to emphasize the question. He bugged it too much, though, because it popped out and just dangled there for a second. Sora then screamed like a sissy girl and turned away to pop it back in, "I hate it when it does that!"
Just wait, it gets better.
"Well, I am Leon, but I'm not the Heartless Horseman." Leon replied, "I have a heart. See?"
Leon then lifted up his shirt and opened his chest to reveal a heart covered in cobwebs and something that resembled a snow cone machine.
"Ha, ha! Now you don't!!" Kairi, having seen the opportunity of a lifetime, reached in, snatched Leon's heart, and ran off with it.
"Hey! Give that back! It's a rental!!" Leon cried, closing his chest. He then took off after her, but didn't get very far before he fell into one of Riku's past holes. After making several failed attempts to climb out, they heard a distant yell, "I'm gonna KILL whoever dug this hole!!"
All eyes were on Riku.
"Uh, oh." Riku said, sheepishly. "Do you think he'll forgive me if I tell him I can get him a date with Sora's mom?"
"What?!" Sora cried.
"What?" Riku asked in return. "You're mom's hot."
"That's not something a guy want's to hear about his mom, dude." Leon called from the hole, "But it is true."
"No way am I gonna let you go out with my mommy!" Sora yelled down at Leon, then looked at Riku. Pointing his finger at him, he said, "That goes for you, too."
Kairi, having just realized she was holding a human heart, screamed and passed out, falling into the hole with Leon.
"I'll be taking that, thank you." Leon said as he pried open Kairi's fist to retrieve his heart. He then put it back in her hand so she would freak out again when she woke up.
That wasn't very nice of him, but that's what he did. And it worked...but it backfired.
Kairi woke up and freaked out all right, but she took it out on Leon, beating him senseless with his own rented heart.
"Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!! I'm holding a human heart!!! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!" Stopping, Kairi looked at what she was doing. Getting a somewhat demented look on her face, she went on with hitting Leon, "I'm beating Leon with a human heart!! Bwahahahaahaha!!!!!!!"
"Stop it!"
Kairi stopped and looked around, "Who said that?"
Leon looked around too.
"Yoo-hoo, over here in your hand."
Kairi and Leon looked at the heart, which had suddenly formed a face and proceeded to talk to them.
Kairi and Leon looked at each other, as most people on television do when unusual situations occur. Kairi then flung it at Leon. I mean, really, who wouldn't?
"Eeeewwww!!!" Kairi wiped her hand off on Leon's jacket.
"That was completely uncalled for." Leon told Kairi, grasping his heart. Looking down at it, he asked, "You okay?"
"As okay as a talking heart can be, I guess." it said.
"Can I put you back now? I'm starting to feel a little funny." Leon swayed back and forth.
"That'd be fine." it said, then Leon put it back.
"It hurts worse to put it back in than it was when you took it out." Leon commented to Kairi. He hadn't closed his chest yet, so Kairi took a look.
"That's because you put it in backwards. Here, let me help." Kairi replied.
"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow." Leon said as she twisted it around. Looking down, he asked, "You finished yet?"
"Yep." Kairi nodded, then closed his chest. She kind of slammed it shut, though, causing Leon's eyes to fall back into his head.
"It always does that. Could you shake my head, please?" Leon sighed. Looking out from his eye sockets, he could see Kairi, but it was like she was in two round picture frames. Looking around the inside of his own head, "I think I need to dust."
"Do you REALLY want me to shake your head?" Kairi asked, rubbing her hands together, devious like.
"Yeah, but not too hard. Wouldn't want to cause any brain damage, would you?" Leon laughed, nervously, as he watched her come toward him, "You know what? I changed my mind, you don't have to---aaackk!!"
It was too late. Kairi had pounced and was now shaking Leon like a maraca. Kind of choking him at the same time, though, too.
"La cuca-ra-CHA! La cuca-ra-CHA!" Kairi sang as she shook Leon, who was now turning blue. Not actually knowing the words, she made up her own, "I'd like some must-ARD! I'd like some Ketch-UP! 'Cause I am hungry and I haaave none!"
Leon was now purple, but luckily his eyes popped back into place before Kairi could make up the next line of the song. Kairi let go of his neck, reluctantly, then pouted in the corner because this was a square hole.
Leon didn't waste any time, "Help!! Throw me a ladder, throw me a rope, throw me SOMETHING!!"
Riku and Sora looked around and found one of Riku's discarded shovels. They threw it down.
"What?! A shovel? Everybody knows you can't dig out of a hole!" Leon yelled back up.
"That's not what it's for!" Riku called down to Leon.
"Then what is it for?" Leon called back up.
"What? I couldn't hear you!"
"I said, THEN WHAT IS IT FOR?!" Leon shouted back.
"We still can't hear you! Pick up the phone!" Riku pointed to a telephone hanging on the wall of the hole. Leon looked from it to them.
Picking it up, he said, "You're both idiots, you know?"
"Yeah, but what did you say?" Sora asked, from the other end, and no, I don't mean his butt. The other end of the phone.
"I'm so glad you clarified that." said the real Heartless Horseman, who had just come up behind them. "I'll be stealing your hearts now."
"Can it wait a second? We're on the phone!" Sora said, a matter-of-factly. "Now, what did you say?"
"I don't really remember, but I have an idea of what to do with the shovel now." Leon gave Kairi an evil glare.
Kairi shrank farther into the corner and whimpered, "Where's my fanboy when I really need him?"
Fanboy was hiding in the bushes.
"Oh."
"Who's up there with you?" Leon asked, before hanging up.
"Oh, just some guy saying he's gonna steal our hearts." Sora replied.
"Sounds like the Heartless Horseman to me." Leon stated, shifting the shovel from one hand to the other. "Well see ya later. I have something I've gotta do."
Again, he gave Kairi an evil glare.
"You're not gonna go 'Secret Window' on my girlfriend, are you?!" Sora called down, but he received no answer in return. "Leon? Riku, I think Leon's gonna kill Kairi."
Sora got no answer from Riku, so he looked up. What he saw will haunt his dreams forever.