Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Sleepy Hollow, or anything I may mention in this chapter. I do own the random people in this story, however, because they are random and I like them.
Author's Note: Thank you, those who have reviewed my story so far. This chapter is not as disturbing, in my opinion, as the last one was. If you didn't find the last chapter disturbing at all, just ignore me, I sometimes tend ramble on about nothing at all worth rambling on about. Now on to the chapter! Weeeeee!!
Chapter Three:
There he was, the Heartless Horseman, sitting on his Chocobo while Riku made an ice sculpture of him. That is not what scared him, though. No, no, no! What scared him was what stood next to them: his scar-faced fangirl from chapter one!
"Sora!!" Scar-face the Fangirl screamed, then looked around to see if Kairi was anywhere near by.
Sora looked to, even though he knew Kairi was in the hole. He's not too smart sometimes.
"Don't you talk about my Sora that way! And he IS mine!! Aaaahhhahahahahaha!!!!" She laughed crazily, "Nobody can stop me!! He will be MINE!!!!"
Riku then broke off the left arm of the ice sculpture and smacked her with it. She then fell into one of Riku's other holes...a really deep one. She fell out the other side of the world, then floated off into space.
"I hate you, Riku!! I hope you die a horrible and painful death!!!! Aaackk!!!!" She flew into a piece of space debris.
"Ha! I can't die! I'm the author's favorite character, nyeah!" Riku stuck his tongue out through the center of the world so she could see it. "Fear my tongue! It is long and creepy!!"
Nobody there disagreed with that statement.
"Yo, I'm still here and you broke my arm off."
Riku and Sora looked at the Heartless Horseman. "Do we know you? You seem familiar."
"Noooooo, you don't know me." he said, kind of sarcastic like, because they really did know him, but I'm not going to tell you who he is until later for a more dramatic affect.
"Ahh." they all said, in understanding.
"Anyway, so yeah, about my arm?" he went on, "I'd like to have it back, if you wouldn't mind."
Riku looked down at the arm in his hand. Apparently, it had not been the ice sculpture after all.
"Ooops. Here you go." Riku handed the arm back to the body it belonged to. They watched as he stuck it back on, twisted it a little, then pulled it back off.
"This one isn't mine." the Heartless Horseman handed the arm back, "It doesn't fit."
"Oh, sorry. Let me see..." Riku dived into the bottomless pit that was his pocket. It was like Mary Poppin's bag in there, you never can tell what you're gonna find.
After coming up for air a couple of times, he brought with him several arms, a few legs, and something that looked vaguely like Kairi.
Actually, it was Kairi, and Leon, too.
"Kairi?! What were you doing in Riku's pocket?!" a random person yelled as they walked past the group. Everybody looked at the guy, strangely, as he walked on, then forgot about him.
"I'm not sure." Kairi looked from Riku to Sora to Leon to the hole, then back to Sora, then to--- "CLOUD??? You're the Heartless Horseman?!"
Stupid Kairi. She ruined my dramatic affect!! Just for that, something bad is going happen to her. So there.
"Cloud?" Sora got up in Cloud's face and looked into his eye, "Are you sure this is Cloud? He looks different."
"I got contacts." Cloud pushed Sora away from him. "And I'm wearing clear nail polish."
"Umm...okay." Sora skipped away. Looking back at Kairi, "So how'd you get out of the hole?"
"Well, first, I had to bribe Leon with a cookie so he wouldn't kill me." Kairi told them.
Leon had a glazed over look in his eyes, "I like cookies."
"That's nice, Leon. Here's my last one, now go play." Kairi tossed him a cookie. Leon grabbed it. Then, holding it close to him, he ran off like a crazy man with a cookie.
"It's mine! My preciousssss..."
"Anyway," Kairi continued, "I then dragged him through this portal in the corner. Next thing I knew, I was in a scary place with lots of extra body parts."
Kairi shivered, then slapped Riku.
"Hey!" Riku rubbed his arm.
"You should warn people about your pockets!" she yelled. She then picked up an arm and threw it to Cloud. "Here, you're freaking me out."
"Thanks." Cloud said as he put his arm back on. He then went on with his job of being the Heartless Horseman. "Okay, now I'll be stealing your hearts."
He then raised a long sword that will hereby be known as the Heartstealer. Original, huh?
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't tell us that!" Kairi told him, "What kind of bad guy are you?!"
"I'm not bad!" Cloud cried, then lowered the Heartstealer, dejectedly, "I'm just misunderstood."
At this statement, all fangirls, whether they be Cloud's or not, showed up and gave him a big hug. "It's okay, Cloud. We still love you."
Cloud looked at them all, then cried, "I wish I could love all you fangirls, too, but I don't have a heart!"
One major Cloud fangirl then went up to Riku and dove into his pocket, "Cloud's heart has GOT to be in here SOMEWHERE!!"
Riku was majorly uncomfortable.
"Could you get out of there, please?" he asked, looking down into his pocket. Just then, a Riku fangirl jumped at the chance of a lifetime.
"No worries! I'll get her out." then she dove in as well.
"Oh great. Now I've got two fangirls in my pocket, and she says, 'No worries'!" Riku looked down into the SHIRT pocket...I know what you were think'n before, I thought I'd specify. Looking back at all the fangirls, Riku asked, rhetorically, "She says she'll get the other girl out, but then who will get HER out?"
As soon as he said it, he knew he shouldn't have. It was like an invitation to all fangirls, and every one of them accepted. Diving into his shirt pocket, only a few of them missed and ended up just running into him. Then they were no more.
"Well, at least they are gone. Right, Cloud?" somebody, I'm not sure who, asked him.
Cloud did not look happy. "I happened to LIKE all the attention, thank you!!"
Then he stole the guy's heart. Turning his attention to Riku, he had a black look in his eyes.
"And you, you're the reason they're gone!" Cloud pointed the Heartstealer at him, "But since you're the author's favorite, she won't let me steal your heart, so I'm just going to kidnap Kairi and take her to Hollow Bastion, instead!"
He then grabbed Kairi, put her in a duffel bag, and tied it to the back of the Chocobo. Getting on it himself, he yelled, "And I can get there faster than you because MY Chocobo can fly. HA!"
Then he flew off to Hollow Bastion from Destiny Islands.
"Dang it, Riku! You got my girlfriend kidnapped again!!" Sora smacked Riku on the arm.
"Stop smacking me! I don't mean to get her kidnapped, it just happens!!" Riku yelled, rubbing his arm once again. He continued on in his musings, "She's just the kidnapping type, I guess."
"Yeah, I guess you're right." Sora sat down on a log that just magically appeared out of nowhere, "It happens so often, there's gotta be something to it."
Author's Note: Thank you, those who have reviewed my story so far. This chapter is not as disturbing, in my opinion, as the last one was. If you didn't find the last chapter disturbing at all, just ignore me, I sometimes tend ramble on about nothing at all worth rambling on about. Now on to the chapter! Weeeeee!!
Chapter Three:
There he was, the Heartless Horseman, sitting on his Chocobo while Riku made an ice sculpture of him. That is not what scared him, though. No, no, no! What scared him was what stood next to them: his scar-faced fangirl from chapter one!
"Sora!!" Scar-face the Fangirl screamed, then looked around to see if Kairi was anywhere near by.
Sora looked to, even though he knew Kairi was in the hole. He's not too smart sometimes.
"Don't you talk about my Sora that way! And he IS mine!! Aaaahhhahahahahaha!!!!" She laughed crazily, "Nobody can stop me!! He will be MINE!!!!"
Riku then broke off the left arm of the ice sculpture and smacked her with it. She then fell into one of Riku's other holes...a really deep one. She fell out the other side of the world, then floated off into space.
"I hate you, Riku!! I hope you die a horrible and painful death!!!! Aaackk!!!!" She flew into a piece of space debris.
"Ha! I can't die! I'm the author's favorite character, nyeah!" Riku stuck his tongue out through the center of the world so she could see it. "Fear my tongue! It is long and creepy!!"
Nobody there disagreed with that statement.
"Yo, I'm still here and you broke my arm off."
Riku and Sora looked at the Heartless Horseman. "Do we know you? You seem familiar."
"Noooooo, you don't know me." he said, kind of sarcastic like, because they really did know him, but I'm not going to tell you who he is until later for a more dramatic affect.
"Ahh." they all said, in understanding.
"Anyway, so yeah, about my arm?" he went on, "I'd like to have it back, if you wouldn't mind."
Riku looked down at the arm in his hand. Apparently, it had not been the ice sculpture after all.
"Ooops. Here you go." Riku handed the arm back to the body it belonged to. They watched as he stuck it back on, twisted it a little, then pulled it back off.
"This one isn't mine." the Heartless Horseman handed the arm back, "It doesn't fit."
"Oh, sorry. Let me see..." Riku dived into the bottomless pit that was his pocket. It was like Mary Poppin's bag in there, you never can tell what you're gonna find.
After coming up for air a couple of times, he brought with him several arms, a few legs, and something that looked vaguely like Kairi.
Actually, it was Kairi, and Leon, too.
"Kairi?! What were you doing in Riku's pocket?!" a random person yelled as they walked past the group. Everybody looked at the guy, strangely, as he walked on, then forgot about him.
"I'm not sure." Kairi looked from Riku to Sora to Leon to the hole, then back to Sora, then to--- "CLOUD??? You're the Heartless Horseman?!"
Stupid Kairi. She ruined my dramatic affect!! Just for that, something bad is going happen to her. So there.
"Cloud?" Sora got up in Cloud's face and looked into his eye, "Are you sure this is Cloud? He looks different."
"I got contacts." Cloud pushed Sora away from him. "And I'm wearing clear nail polish."
"Umm...okay." Sora skipped away. Looking back at Kairi, "So how'd you get out of the hole?"
"Well, first, I had to bribe Leon with a cookie so he wouldn't kill me." Kairi told them.
Leon had a glazed over look in his eyes, "I like cookies."
"That's nice, Leon. Here's my last one, now go play." Kairi tossed him a cookie. Leon grabbed it. Then, holding it close to him, he ran off like a crazy man with a cookie.
"It's mine! My preciousssss..."
"Anyway," Kairi continued, "I then dragged him through this portal in the corner. Next thing I knew, I was in a scary place with lots of extra body parts."
Kairi shivered, then slapped Riku.
"Hey!" Riku rubbed his arm.
"You should warn people about your pockets!" she yelled. She then picked up an arm and threw it to Cloud. "Here, you're freaking me out."
"Thanks." Cloud said as he put his arm back on. He then went on with his job of being the Heartless Horseman. "Okay, now I'll be stealing your hearts."
He then raised a long sword that will hereby be known as the Heartstealer. Original, huh?
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't tell us that!" Kairi told him, "What kind of bad guy are you?!"
"I'm not bad!" Cloud cried, then lowered the Heartstealer, dejectedly, "I'm just misunderstood."
At this statement, all fangirls, whether they be Cloud's or not, showed up and gave him a big hug. "It's okay, Cloud. We still love you."
Cloud looked at them all, then cried, "I wish I could love all you fangirls, too, but I don't have a heart!"
One major Cloud fangirl then went up to Riku and dove into his pocket, "Cloud's heart has GOT to be in here SOMEWHERE!!"
Riku was majorly uncomfortable.
"Could you get out of there, please?" he asked, looking down into his pocket. Just then, a Riku fangirl jumped at the chance of a lifetime.
"No worries! I'll get her out." then she dove in as well.
"Oh great. Now I've got two fangirls in my pocket, and she says, 'No worries'!" Riku looked down into the SHIRT pocket...I know what you were think'n before, I thought I'd specify. Looking back at all the fangirls, Riku asked, rhetorically, "She says she'll get the other girl out, but then who will get HER out?"
As soon as he said it, he knew he shouldn't have. It was like an invitation to all fangirls, and every one of them accepted. Diving into his shirt pocket, only a few of them missed and ended up just running into him. Then they were no more.
"Well, at least they are gone. Right, Cloud?" somebody, I'm not sure who, asked him.
Cloud did not look happy. "I happened to LIKE all the attention, thank you!!"
Then he stole the guy's heart. Turning his attention to Riku, he had a black look in his eyes.
"And you, you're the reason they're gone!" Cloud pointed the Heartstealer at him, "But since you're the author's favorite, she won't let me steal your heart, so I'm just going to kidnap Kairi and take her to Hollow Bastion, instead!"
He then grabbed Kairi, put her in a duffel bag, and tied it to the back of the Chocobo. Getting on it himself, he yelled, "And I can get there faster than you because MY Chocobo can fly. HA!"
Then he flew off to Hollow Bastion from Destiny Islands.
"Dang it, Riku! You got my girlfriend kidnapped again!!" Sora smacked Riku on the arm.
"Stop smacking me! I don't mean to get her kidnapped, it just happens!!" Riku yelled, rubbing his arm once again. He continued on in his musings, "She's just the kidnapping type, I guess."
"Yeah, I guess you're right." Sora sat down on a log that just magically appeared out of nowhere, "It happens so often, there's gotta be something to it."