Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Sleepy Hollow, a giant magnet, or a squirrel. I also don't own anything that I may not have mentioned in this disclaimer or in this story.
Author's Note: Hey! Thanks for the reviews, I soooo like them. Oh, and Cloud does not look like the Headless Horseman because, well, he's Cloud. He looks like Cloud, with the addedness (I like making up words, its fun) of contact lenses and clear nail polish. Two things that don't change your appearance, unless of course you have those color contacts, then they kinda do. Anyway, here's the next chapter. Hope you like it!
Chapter Four:
Cloud had just gotten to Hollow Bastion and was taking the duffel bag holding Kairi off the back of his Chocobo, when he saw them.
"How did you get here so fast?" he asked, then dropped the duffel bag.
"Ouch." Kairi's muffled voice could be heard.
"Oooops, sorry." Cloud apologized, then kicked the duffel bag into a giant pile of duffel bags that were about to be taken to a volcano to be thrown in and destroyed forever. Aaaaaahhahahahahaaha!!!!!
"Hey! You can't do that!" Kairi cried and tried to chew a hole in the bag. She was starting to suffocate.
"Yes she can, she's the author." Cloud corrected, "Now I would like to know how they got here so fast."
"How who got here from where?" asked them.
"How you got here from there."
"Who's you and where's there?"
"You're you, and there's there!" Cloud said, getting a little annoyed. If they weren't careful, they were gonna lose their hearts.
"If I'm you, and there's there, then who are you and where is here?"
Confusingness can be sooooo fun, but Cloud had had enough. Picking up the Kairi duffel bag, he pulled her out and stuffed them into it. Then he threw it into the volcano himself.
"Those pizza guys sure are annoying, but they are fast at delivering pizza." Cloud said, taking the pizza box from the ground where the pizza guys had dropped it. Opening it, he found nothing. Looking around, he spotted Kairi.
"Did you eat my pizza?" Cloud looked at her all threateningly like.
"Kairi shook her head, but she had clearly eaten it, seeing as there was sauce all over her face and she looked like a chipmunk, minus the squeak."
"Who said that?" Cloud asked, smacking the back of Kairi's head, causing the whole pizza to fly out all at once. Cloud caught it with the box, then looked at it. It looked pretty good for having been stuffed in the mouth of a freak. "Hey! The pepperoni is missing!"
"Kairi clearly still had the pepperoni, since it was not on the pizza any longer."
"Seriously, who's saying that?!" Cloud yelled. He swung around to try to find whoever it was, but couldn't see anyone there.
Cloud wearily looked at Kairi, who had a strange, undefinable look on her face. Her head was leaning to the side, level with her shoulder, and she was drooling like a little doggy. Then Cloud saw it, the pepperoni was clasped between her hands, almost to the point of being smushed.
Smushed, hee, hee! Smmuuussshhhed! Smashed, smushed, smushied, smooshy-wooshied!! Weeeeeeee!! Anyway...
Cloud slowly walked toward her, hand in the air, ready to grab the pepperoni the first chance he got. Sadly, it was not meant to be. When that chance came, Kairi was too quick for him and stuffed it down her shirt.
"Eeeww." Cloud backed away, "You can keep it, I don't want it now."
Kairi smiled deviously.
"Kairi had clearly been pretending to be crazy to catch Cloud off guard, then stuff the pepperoni down her shirt as an excuse for her to keep it." said the voice that nobody could find.
Again, Cloud looked around for the voice, still not being able to find it.
"Kairi was also looking around for who had been ratting her out this whole time, not having any idea that the voice was her own."
Cloud looked at Kairi, who shrugged, then said, "I didn't know, but this is some good pepperoni." She pulled some out of her shirt and ate it.
"Oh, that does it! I don't care if you are a girl!" Cloud yelled. "I want my pepperoni, and I want it NOW!!"
Cloud then picked Kairi up by the feet and shook her. The pepperoni fell out, along with a loaf of bread, spaghetti, a baker's dozen of doughnuts (all jelly filled), a pie, a custard, a cake, a cupcake, a muffin, a candy bar, another candy bar, and finally a very confused Riku and Sora.
"Okay, that's just wrong!" Kairi yelled, clutching her shirt as Cloud dropped her on her head. "You got all my snacks dirty!" She then started picking everything up, except the pepperoni, which Cloud had already taken and was guarding with Sora's life.
Noticing them for the first time, Kairi said, "Oh, hi. When'd you get here?"
Riku and Sora just looked at her, disbelief covering there faces.
"Hey what's that all over your faces?" some random person asked.
"It's disbelief. Duh!" Sora stated.
"Haven't you been paying attention?" Riku asked the random person.
"Not really, because I am just a random person and I don't really care." the random RUDE person said, then went on their way.
"Okay, well, since you're here now, would you be so kind as to help me?" Kairi asked. Then glaring at Sora, "Don't even think about saying no."
Sora looked at the ground, wondering how long it would be before Riku started digging a hole. He didn't have to wonder long before he was pelted with flying dirt.
"I can fly! Yay!!" cried the dirt as it flew. Then it hit Sora, "NOOOOOO!!!! Stupid Sora, I put a curse on you!"
Sora looked at the others, "I've been cursed by dirt."
Then he made the mistake of kicking the dirt, causing all the dirt to scream.
"Ooooh! Now you've done it, Sora." Riku said, continuing to dig.
Sora, Kairi, and, for some reason, Cloud, slapped him. Cloud didn't want to feel left out, I guess.
"What did I say about smacking me?!" Riku yelled as he rubbed two places on his arm. There was no need to rub a third place, because Kairi had slapped him so hard on the other arm, it was numb. Actually, Riku wasn't really sure if it was still there or not. He was feeling kind of dizzy.
"Riku, Riku, Riku, we slapped you. We didn't smack you." Sora put his arm around a tree.
Don't ask why, he just did.
"And don't worry about your arm, it's still there." Kairi patted Riku on the head, "Its just not a pretty sight to see anymore."
"What?!" Riku exclaimed then looked down at his arm. Besides not being able to feel his arm, it was black and blue, except for this one spot that read 'PIGGLY WIGGLY' in big bubble letters.
Cloud quickly hid his permanent marker behind his back and did the oh-so-obvious innocent whistle. Everybody looked at him, "What?"
"I have 'PIGGLY WIGGLY' written on my arm! What do you think?!" Riku yelled at Cloud.
"I think it looks nice, actually." Cloud stated. "And it's much better than being cursed by dirt, you have to admit."
Sora nodded, "He's right."
Sora then was about to kick the dirt again, but stopped just in time. The dirt of course, being the baby that it is, cried before it was hurt and decided to knock Sora down.
"Hey, I didn't kick you!" Sora cried, then started to sink. The dirt had called it's buddy, the sand, and well, it's quick.
Kairi gave an exasperated sigh at that last sentence, then passed out because the sigh took too much oxygen.
"Now, I didn't do that." somebody said, from behind them, "Did I?"
"You---you're----"
Everybody turned around. Of course, Kairi had not passed out because of him, but he was the cause for Cloud to pass out.
"What? What did I say?"
Author's Note: Hey! Thanks for the reviews, I soooo like them. Oh, and Cloud does not look like the Headless Horseman because, well, he's Cloud. He looks like Cloud, with the addedness (I like making up words, its fun) of contact lenses and clear nail polish. Two things that don't change your appearance, unless of course you have those color contacts, then they kinda do. Anyway, here's the next chapter. Hope you like it!
Chapter Four:
Cloud had just gotten to Hollow Bastion and was taking the duffel bag holding Kairi off the back of his Chocobo, when he saw them.
"How did you get here so fast?" he asked, then dropped the duffel bag.
"Ouch." Kairi's muffled voice could be heard.
"Oooops, sorry." Cloud apologized, then kicked the duffel bag into a giant pile of duffel bags that were about to be taken to a volcano to be thrown in and destroyed forever. Aaaaaahhahahahahaaha!!!!!
"Hey! You can't do that!" Kairi cried and tried to chew a hole in the bag. She was starting to suffocate.
"Yes she can, she's the author." Cloud corrected, "Now I would like to know how they got here so fast."
"How who got here from where?" asked them.
"How you got here from there."
"Who's you and where's there?"
"You're you, and there's there!" Cloud said, getting a little annoyed. If they weren't careful, they were gonna lose their hearts.
"If I'm you, and there's there, then who are you and where is here?"
Confusingness can be sooooo fun, but Cloud had had enough. Picking up the Kairi duffel bag, he pulled her out and stuffed them into it. Then he threw it into the volcano himself.
"Those pizza guys sure are annoying, but they are fast at delivering pizza." Cloud said, taking the pizza box from the ground where the pizza guys had dropped it. Opening it, he found nothing. Looking around, he spotted Kairi.
"Did you eat my pizza?" Cloud looked at her all threateningly like.
"Kairi shook her head, but she had clearly eaten it, seeing as there was sauce all over her face and she looked like a chipmunk, minus the squeak."
"Who said that?" Cloud asked, smacking the back of Kairi's head, causing the whole pizza to fly out all at once. Cloud caught it with the box, then looked at it. It looked pretty good for having been stuffed in the mouth of a freak. "Hey! The pepperoni is missing!"
"Kairi clearly still had the pepperoni, since it was not on the pizza any longer."
"Seriously, who's saying that?!" Cloud yelled. He swung around to try to find whoever it was, but couldn't see anyone there.
Cloud wearily looked at Kairi, who had a strange, undefinable look on her face. Her head was leaning to the side, level with her shoulder, and she was drooling like a little doggy. Then Cloud saw it, the pepperoni was clasped between her hands, almost to the point of being smushed.
Smushed, hee, hee! Smmuuussshhhed! Smashed, smushed, smushied, smooshy-wooshied!! Weeeeeeee!! Anyway...
Cloud slowly walked toward her, hand in the air, ready to grab the pepperoni the first chance he got. Sadly, it was not meant to be. When that chance came, Kairi was too quick for him and stuffed it down her shirt.
"Eeeww." Cloud backed away, "You can keep it, I don't want it now."
Kairi smiled deviously.
"Kairi had clearly been pretending to be crazy to catch Cloud off guard, then stuff the pepperoni down her shirt as an excuse for her to keep it." said the voice that nobody could find.
Again, Cloud looked around for the voice, still not being able to find it.
"Kairi was also looking around for who had been ratting her out this whole time, not having any idea that the voice was her own."
Cloud looked at Kairi, who shrugged, then said, "I didn't know, but this is some good pepperoni." She pulled some out of her shirt and ate it.
"Oh, that does it! I don't care if you are a girl!" Cloud yelled. "I want my pepperoni, and I want it NOW!!"
Cloud then picked Kairi up by the feet and shook her. The pepperoni fell out, along with a loaf of bread, spaghetti, a baker's dozen of doughnuts (all jelly filled), a pie, a custard, a cake, a cupcake, a muffin, a candy bar, another candy bar, and finally a very confused Riku and Sora.
"Okay, that's just wrong!" Kairi yelled, clutching her shirt as Cloud dropped her on her head. "You got all my snacks dirty!" She then started picking everything up, except the pepperoni, which Cloud had already taken and was guarding with Sora's life.
Noticing them for the first time, Kairi said, "Oh, hi. When'd you get here?"
Riku and Sora just looked at her, disbelief covering there faces.
"Hey what's that all over your faces?" some random person asked.
"It's disbelief. Duh!" Sora stated.
"Haven't you been paying attention?" Riku asked the random person.
"Not really, because I am just a random person and I don't really care." the random RUDE person said, then went on their way.
"Okay, well, since you're here now, would you be so kind as to help me?" Kairi asked. Then glaring at Sora, "Don't even think about saying no."
Sora looked at the ground, wondering how long it would be before Riku started digging a hole. He didn't have to wonder long before he was pelted with flying dirt.
"I can fly! Yay!!" cried the dirt as it flew. Then it hit Sora, "NOOOOOO!!!! Stupid Sora, I put a curse on you!"
Sora looked at the others, "I've been cursed by dirt."
Then he made the mistake of kicking the dirt, causing all the dirt to scream.
"Ooooh! Now you've done it, Sora." Riku said, continuing to dig.
Sora, Kairi, and, for some reason, Cloud, slapped him. Cloud didn't want to feel left out, I guess.
"What did I say about smacking me?!" Riku yelled as he rubbed two places on his arm. There was no need to rub a third place, because Kairi had slapped him so hard on the other arm, it was numb. Actually, Riku wasn't really sure if it was still there or not. He was feeling kind of dizzy.
"Riku, Riku, Riku, we slapped you. We didn't smack you." Sora put his arm around a tree.
Don't ask why, he just did.
"And don't worry about your arm, it's still there." Kairi patted Riku on the head, "Its just not a pretty sight to see anymore."
"What?!" Riku exclaimed then looked down at his arm. Besides not being able to feel his arm, it was black and blue, except for this one spot that read 'PIGGLY WIGGLY' in big bubble letters.
Cloud quickly hid his permanent marker behind his back and did the oh-so-obvious innocent whistle. Everybody looked at him, "What?"
"I have 'PIGGLY WIGGLY' written on my arm! What do you think?!" Riku yelled at Cloud.
"I think it looks nice, actually." Cloud stated. "And it's much better than being cursed by dirt, you have to admit."
Sora nodded, "He's right."
Sora then was about to kick the dirt again, but stopped just in time. The dirt of course, being the baby that it is, cried before it was hurt and decided to knock Sora down.
"Hey, I didn't kick you!" Sora cried, then started to sink. The dirt had called it's buddy, the sand, and well, it's quick.
Kairi gave an exasperated sigh at that last sentence, then passed out because the sigh took too much oxygen.
"Now, I didn't do that." somebody said, from behind them, "Did I?"
"You---you're----"
Everybody turned around. Of course, Kairi had not passed out because of him, but he was the cause for Cloud to pass out.
"What? What did I say?"