Disclaimer: Bah bah bah! I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Sleepy Hollow, or the sheep that took over the disclaimer.
Author's Note: I apologize ahead of time for this chapter and that stupid disclaimer, because I was just writing whatever came into my mind at the time. That is known to be very dangerous at times when it isn't safe. Please, enjoy.
Chapter Five:
"You have no head." Sora said, pointing at the guy as he was still sinking in the quick sand. When he was about waist deep, he stopped sinking. Looking down, he shrugged, "Hit the bottom, I guess."
Then he climbed out.
"This isn't over, Sora!" cried the dirt, "We are going to make you cry before the end of this story! You'll see!! Bwahahahaha!!!"
Riku looked at Sora, "I would never have guessed that dirt could be so vindictive."
Sora sniffed and hung his head from a tree, "Nope."
"Speaking of heads, why don't you have one?" Riku asked the guy with no head.
Riku's arm was no longer scary to look at, just so you know.
"Why don't I have a head? Let me see, hmm." the guy hmmed to himself a little while, then said, "Because I didn't feel like wearing it today."
Everybody looked at him, then at the butterfly that landed on the place on his neck where his head should be, but wasn't.
"If we're weren't smart enough to figure it out already, just who are you?" Kairi asked, standing up. She had woken up from passing out a few minutes before, but hadn't felt like getting up until now.
"I'm the---" he began, then a drum roll sounded. Turning to the drummer, he said, "That's enough, thank you. I'm the---"
The drummer drummed again.
"That's enough!" the guy with no head yelled. Pointing to the drummer, he said, "If you do it again, you'll be sorry."
The drummer nodded, a frightened look on his face.
"Hey! I know that look!" Kairi jumped up and down happily, "It's my fanboy! He's come back, yay!!"
The drumming fanboy's face nearly jumped off his head when he saw Kairi, which is really a quite frightening image, if you think about it. Anyway, the drumming fanboy then picked up his drums and ran for his life, which had already started running to the east.
"My fanboy has run away again, Sora." Kairi whimpered, then pushed Sora toward the east, "Go get him!"
"I'd rather not." Sora said. He had a very good reason for not going, though. He had heard the dirt laughing under a rock, and it sounded like it was plotting something dirty. "The dirt might get me."
"Fine." Kairi stopped pushing, then turned her eyes to Riku.
Seeing this, Riku took off his shoe and smacked her with it, "No, I wanna know who this guy is."
"As I've been trying to say, I'm the---" the guy who's identity everybody but Riku had figured out started, but was interrupted once again by the distant sound of drumming. "Okay, that's it!"
Jumping up onto the horse that had just appeared by him, he grabbed a sword and rode off toward the sound. After a few seconds, everybody heard a scream and the drumming stopped.
"He killed my fanboy!" Kairi cried. "Stupid Headless Horseman!"
Everybody turned to Kairi as the Headless Horseman rode back to them. He was a little peeved at her for telling them what they already knew about him.
"You told them what they already knew about me!" he yelled. Jumping down from his horse, his now red sword still in hand, he ordered, "Okay, Daredevil, bite her!!"
Kairi shrieked, then took off running, but didn't get very far before the horse caught her. He bit her. It hurt. She cried. Then she died.
Hee hee, just kidding. She didn't cry.
"KAIRI!" Sora cried, then ran to her. Holding her by her neck, he picked her up and waved her around for everybody to see, "It was too soon! She shouldn't have died like this! If anything, she should have been eaten by a pack of wild hyenas, but NOT like THIS!!!"
He then dropped her off a cliff, and into a pool she went. The pool was then struck by a freak lightning bolt, sending an electric shock through the water and everybody in it died. Well, except for Kairi since she was already dead, so it had a reverse affect on her.
"Are you trying to say that she's not dead anymore?" Sora asked, looking over the side of the cliff.
"Sora, don't just stand there! Dance, boy, dance!!" Kairi yelled, while doing the back stroke. "Bababababa baba baba."
Riku looked over the edge at her, then whispered to Sora, "She's gone a little nutty, I think."
Sora then proceeded to smack Riku, "Duh."
Riku glared at Sora for smacking him, then pushed Sora off the cliff into the pool. Before walking away, he yelled down, "I told you to stop smacking me!"
Suddenly, everybody heard shouts of joy and cheering from the dirt. It was so loud that it shook the ground and woke Cloud up from his little nappy-nap.
"---the Headless Horseman!!!" Cloud finished the exclamation he had started in the last chapter before he passed out. "I'm you're biggest fan!!"
"No, this is my biggest fan!" the Headless Horseman then pulled out a huge portable fan and plugged it in. Flipping the switch, it was like a hurricane was coming through, but nobody was smart enough to shut it off. "Where's a genius when you need one?!"
After a few barn yard animals had been pelted at them, Sora and Kairi were not happy, so they called the only person they could think of that could possibly help or make things worse. When he showed up, he shut off the fan.
"Not YOU again!" the Headless Horseman whaled at him.
"I didn't know you could speak whale! I wish I could." Kairi said, then looked at the genius, "I died."
"That's nice." the genius then looked at the Headless Horseman, "Yes, me again. And what are you complaining for? I got your head back for you, didn't I?"
The Headless Horseman would have nodded and looked down, but since he didn't have his head, he just kind of moved his shoulders back and forth.
"Good, now where is your head, anyway?" he asked, mostly because he was about to pass out from seeing the headless man.
"Somebody stole it again." he shrugged, "But its okay. I was scaring more people with it than without it. And besides that, I always thought I looked like that Beetlejuice guy when he was that snake thing."
The Headless Horseman swooped his arm, pretending it was a snake. Sora then got a flashlight, because it was still night, and shone it on the wall where everybody then took part in the telling of Harry Potter in shadow puppets. When they were finished, it was day, so they no longer needed the flashlight.
"That was fun." the Headless Horseman said. "Don't you think it was fun, genius?"
"Dude, his name is Icabod Crane." some surfer guy said, as he walked past with his surf board. Coming up to the cliff, he looked over and saw no ocean, "Bummer."
The surfer guy then flung himself off the cliff for no reason other than to get himself out of this story.
"Icabod Crane!!!" somebody behind them yelled. When they turned around, they weren't surprised to find Leon standing there. They were surprised to see a giant cardboard cut-out of a platypus standing next to him, though.
"What the?" Riku said what everybody was thinking.
Leon looked next to him, then turned back and shrugged, "What? It's a platypus."
"Okay." Icabod said, then passed out because it was a really scary platypus.
Leon looked down at Icabod, then said as if he weren't talking to a passed out man, "I'm the equivalent of you in this story, you know."
Cloud looked at Leon, "Really?"
"Yep." Leon looked up, then said, "If you don't believe me, I can tell you a story."
"Oooh, what kind of story?" everybody asked as they all sat on the ground around him like hermit crabs. "We like stories!"
Leon then told his story, "The sun was shining brightly in the middle of the night, when two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, pulled their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and killed the two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it, too."
Everybody looked at Riku.
"Hey, I'm not blind anymore." Riku pointed to his eyes, "I got that lasic surgery. And anyway, what does that have to do with you being an Icabod Crane?"
"Nothing." Leon shrugged, "I just like that story."
"Oh." was all that was said, before the chapter ended abruptly.
Author's Note: I apologize ahead of time for this chapter and that stupid disclaimer, because I was just writing whatever came into my mind at the time. That is known to be very dangerous at times when it isn't safe. Please, enjoy.
Chapter Five:
"You have no head." Sora said, pointing at the guy as he was still sinking in the quick sand. When he was about waist deep, he stopped sinking. Looking down, he shrugged, "Hit the bottom, I guess."
Then he climbed out.
"This isn't over, Sora!" cried the dirt, "We are going to make you cry before the end of this story! You'll see!! Bwahahahaha!!!"
Riku looked at Sora, "I would never have guessed that dirt could be so vindictive."
Sora sniffed and hung his head from a tree, "Nope."
"Speaking of heads, why don't you have one?" Riku asked the guy with no head.
Riku's arm was no longer scary to look at, just so you know.
"Why don't I have a head? Let me see, hmm." the guy hmmed to himself a little while, then said, "Because I didn't feel like wearing it today."
Everybody looked at him, then at the butterfly that landed on the place on his neck where his head should be, but wasn't.
"If we're weren't smart enough to figure it out already, just who are you?" Kairi asked, standing up. She had woken up from passing out a few minutes before, but hadn't felt like getting up until now.
"I'm the---" he began, then a drum roll sounded. Turning to the drummer, he said, "That's enough, thank you. I'm the---"
The drummer drummed again.
"That's enough!" the guy with no head yelled. Pointing to the drummer, he said, "If you do it again, you'll be sorry."
The drummer nodded, a frightened look on his face.
"Hey! I know that look!" Kairi jumped up and down happily, "It's my fanboy! He's come back, yay!!"
The drumming fanboy's face nearly jumped off his head when he saw Kairi, which is really a quite frightening image, if you think about it. Anyway, the drumming fanboy then picked up his drums and ran for his life, which had already started running to the east.
"My fanboy has run away again, Sora." Kairi whimpered, then pushed Sora toward the east, "Go get him!"
"I'd rather not." Sora said. He had a very good reason for not going, though. He had heard the dirt laughing under a rock, and it sounded like it was plotting something dirty. "The dirt might get me."
"Fine." Kairi stopped pushing, then turned her eyes to Riku.
Seeing this, Riku took off his shoe and smacked her with it, "No, I wanna know who this guy is."
"As I've been trying to say, I'm the---" the guy who's identity everybody but Riku had figured out started, but was interrupted once again by the distant sound of drumming. "Okay, that's it!"
Jumping up onto the horse that had just appeared by him, he grabbed a sword and rode off toward the sound. After a few seconds, everybody heard a scream and the drumming stopped.
"He killed my fanboy!" Kairi cried. "Stupid Headless Horseman!"
Everybody turned to Kairi as the Headless Horseman rode back to them. He was a little peeved at her for telling them what they already knew about him.
"You told them what they already knew about me!" he yelled. Jumping down from his horse, his now red sword still in hand, he ordered, "Okay, Daredevil, bite her!!"
Kairi shrieked, then took off running, but didn't get very far before the horse caught her. He bit her. It hurt. She cried. Then she died.
Hee hee, just kidding. She didn't cry.
"KAIRI!" Sora cried, then ran to her. Holding her by her neck, he picked her up and waved her around for everybody to see, "It was too soon! She shouldn't have died like this! If anything, she should have been eaten by a pack of wild hyenas, but NOT like THIS!!!"
He then dropped her off a cliff, and into a pool she went. The pool was then struck by a freak lightning bolt, sending an electric shock through the water and everybody in it died. Well, except for Kairi since she was already dead, so it had a reverse affect on her.
"Are you trying to say that she's not dead anymore?" Sora asked, looking over the side of the cliff.
"Sora, don't just stand there! Dance, boy, dance!!" Kairi yelled, while doing the back stroke. "Bababababa baba baba."
Riku looked over the edge at her, then whispered to Sora, "She's gone a little nutty, I think."
Sora then proceeded to smack Riku, "Duh."
Riku glared at Sora for smacking him, then pushed Sora off the cliff into the pool. Before walking away, he yelled down, "I told you to stop smacking me!"
Suddenly, everybody heard shouts of joy and cheering from the dirt. It was so loud that it shook the ground and woke Cloud up from his little nappy-nap.
"---the Headless Horseman!!!" Cloud finished the exclamation he had started in the last chapter before he passed out. "I'm you're biggest fan!!"
"No, this is my biggest fan!" the Headless Horseman then pulled out a huge portable fan and plugged it in. Flipping the switch, it was like a hurricane was coming through, but nobody was smart enough to shut it off. "Where's a genius when you need one?!"
After a few barn yard animals had been pelted at them, Sora and Kairi were not happy, so they called the only person they could think of that could possibly help or make things worse. When he showed up, he shut off the fan.
"Not YOU again!" the Headless Horseman whaled at him.
"I didn't know you could speak whale! I wish I could." Kairi said, then looked at the genius, "I died."
"That's nice." the genius then looked at the Headless Horseman, "Yes, me again. And what are you complaining for? I got your head back for you, didn't I?"
The Headless Horseman would have nodded and looked down, but since he didn't have his head, he just kind of moved his shoulders back and forth.
"Good, now where is your head, anyway?" he asked, mostly because he was about to pass out from seeing the headless man.
"Somebody stole it again." he shrugged, "But its okay. I was scaring more people with it than without it. And besides that, I always thought I looked like that Beetlejuice guy when he was that snake thing."
The Headless Horseman swooped his arm, pretending it was a snake. Sora then got a flashlight, because it was still night, and shone it on the wall where everybody then took part in the telling of Harry Potter in shadow puppets. When they were finished, it was day, so they no longer needed the flashlight.
"That was fun." the Headless Horseman said. "Don't you think it was fun, genius?"
"Dude, his name is Icabod Crane." some surfer guy said, as he walked past with his surf board. Coming up to the cliff, he looked over and saw no ocean, "Bummer."
The surfer guy then flung himself off the cliff for no reason other than to get himself out of this story.
"Icabod Crane!!!" somebody behind them yelled. When they turned around, they weren't surprised to find Leon standing there. They were surprised to see a giant cardboard cut-out of a platypus standing next to him, though.
"What the?" Riku said what everybody was thinking.
Leon looked next to him, then turned back and shrugged, "What? It's a platypus."
"Okay." Icabod said, then passed out because it was a really scary platypus.
Leon looked down at Icabod, then said as if he weren't talking to a passed out man, "I'm the equivalent of you in this story, you know."
Cloud looked at Leon, "Really?"
"Yep." Leon looked up, then said, "If you don't believe me, I can tell you a story."
"Oooh, what kind of story?" everybody asked as they all sat on the ground around him like hermit crabs. "We like stories!"
Leon then told his story, "The sun was shining brightly in the middle of the night, when two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, pulled their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and killed the two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it, too."
Everybody looked at Riku.
"Hey, I'm not blind anymore." Riku pointed to his eyes, "I got that lasic surgery. And anyway, what does that have to do with you being an Icabod Crane?"
"Nothing." Leon shrugged, "I just like that story."
"Oh." was all that was said, before the chapter ended abruptly.