Disclaimer: I'm tired of these things, but I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Sleepy Hollow, or anything else I may or may not mention in this chapter that somebody could possibly recognize from somewhere else. I own only what I make up myself on my own. Nothing else. Nadda. Zip. Nothin'...blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
Author's Note: I like this chapter better than the last one, it's also shorter and probably more funnier, but that's my opinion and I'm the author so I can say that without hurting my own feelings. Thanks for the reviews for all the chapters that have been reviewed, though. Now, on to the chapter!
Chapter Six:
"I need to be going now, if you don't mind." the Headless Horseman said, then whispered to Icabod, "These people are crazy."
Icabod passed out when the Headless Horseman leaned in too close, because that's just what he does. He is the King of the People Who Pass Out A Lot.
"Wait! Don't go yet!" Cloud cried, then flung himself at the Headless Horseman's feet. He held on for deer life. The deer were very grateful. "I have to tell you something! It's really important!"
The Headless Horseman pried Cloud off his foot and said, "What is it?"
"You just stepped in Chocobo poo." Cloud pointed to the ground under the Headless Horseman's foot.
The Headless Horseman looked down to the ground underneath the Headless Horseman's foot. The Headless Horseman was very grossed out at what the Headless Horseman saw that the Headless Horseman had stepped in. The Headless Horseman jumped around like a sissy-girl, trying to wipe it off of the Headless Horseman's boot. The Headless Horseman then threatened the author to make her stop writing the Headless Horseman's name so much.
The author did not like being threatened, but listened for the sake of the story.
"That's better. I was beginning to hate my own name." the No-headed Horsedude said.
Everybody then got up and sang the national anthem. Then they realized that Hollow Bastion doesn't have a national anthem.
"Then what did we just sing?" they all asked.
"That would be the Fraggle Rock theme song." said a female voice behind them.
They all turned around, because that is the only way they would know who it was. Actually, even after they turned around, they still had no idea who it was because she was wearing a mask.
"Who are you?" Sora asked.
"Who do you think I am?" the girl answered the question with a question.
Sora thought a bit.
"Are you...the Toothfairy?" he asked.
"Nope." she said.
Sitting down on some cement, he realized it was really hot and squealed like a pig as the cement cooked him. After a couple of minutes, he was a nice golden brown.
"SORA!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!" cried the masked girl.
Kairi looked up from the cooked boy to the masked girl.
"Hey, I know that yell!" she cried, "You're that crazy scarred fangirl from earlier!"
Kairi then tore the mask off of the masked girl, but to her shock, there was no face underneath it, only, you know, like muscles and bones and stuff.
Kairi looked into the mask she held in her hand. The skin was stuck to the inside, "Ooops, sorry about that."
She then stuck the mask back on the girl, but not before Icabod had woken up, seen the faceless girl, and passed out again.
Looking down at him, the Headless Horseman didn't care that the author wrote his name, saying, "You are such a pansy."
He said that to Icabod, not the author.
"Fangirl like pansy! You leave pansy alone!" a random Icabod fangirl said, then carried Icabod back to her cave where they had a cup of tea and watched Benny & Joon on a big screen TV, after Icabod woke up once more, of course.
"Oh, no fair!" the Headless Horseman ran off after them, "I love that movie!"
Riku looked over at Daredevil the Forgotten Horse, "How is he going to watch it? He has no head."
Daredevil shrugged. He is a smart and very talented undead horse, so he's allowed to do that.
Anyway, back to Kairi and the fangirl. They were fighting over the soon-to-be well-done Sora, who nobody had thought to take off of the people-cooking cement.
"Hello? Anybody there? I'm starting to burn down here!" Sora cried, bringing the two girl's attentions back to him. "I was fine with it up till now, 'cause I needed a tan, but now I'm starting to get a little scorched on my butt."
They both looked down at him.
"Sora!!! You're OKAY!!!!!!" the crazy scarred fangirl jumped up and down with glee. "Happy day for MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
Kairi then smacked her over the head with Sora.
"Owie!" the fangirl cried. She then ran away for a second. When she came back, everybody was surprised to see what she brought with her as a weapon.
"IT'S MY FANBOY!!!" Kairi dropped Sora, "HE'S NOT DEAD!!!!"
"No, he's not dead." Cloud observed, then said, hopefully, pulling out his Heartstealer, "But I could fix that if you'd like."
The fanboy nodded frantically as Kairi rushed toward him.
Thinking quickly, the crazy scarred fangirl used the fanboy as a distraction, like those guys in the funny outfits use the red cloth to distract the bulls.
Kairi fell for it, charging right for the fanboy, who did not at all like the position that he was in. Everything worked out, though, because at the very last second, he was lifted out of Kairi's reach by the fangirl. This caused the inevitable event of Kairi smashing head first into the wall that magically popped up just for that reason.
That fanboy laughed hysterically. Kairi was not amused.
Crying, she ran to Sora, "My fanboy laughed at me!! I don't want a fanboy anymore!!!!"
Suddenly, all went eerily quiet. Something was happening.
The fanboy stopped laughing, then Sora's scar-faced fangirl dropped him. Once he got up, he looked around. Spotting Kairi, he ran toward her at a very fast rate, "KAIRI!!!!!!"
Sora moved himself and Kairi out of the way of the speeding fanboy, then watched as he fell down into one of Riku's most resent holes.
"That's all it took to get you to be my fanboy?!!" Kairi called down to him.
"Yeah." the fanboy's voice echoed up to them from the very bottom of the very deep hole. They couldn't even see him. "Could somebody get me outta here? I need to fulfill my job as a fanboy and stalk Kairi."
"I'm not going to let you stalk Kairi!!" Sora yelled back down at him.
Again, they heard the voice of the fanboy, "Oh, did I say stalk? No, no, I meant, um, kidnap. Yes, I want to kidnap Kairi."
"You want to kidnap Kairi?" Leon called down. "Why?"
"Why? Hmm, I'm not sure." the fanboy called back up.
Kairi clung to Sora like a wet banana to a shrunken head, "Sora, I'm scared."
Sora yelled back down to the fanboy, "You're a freaky potato man! You can't have my Kairi!!"
The fanboy did not respond to this statement, but suddenly he flew up out of the hole, riding on a huge amount of dirt. "Ha! The dirt is now my friend and I am friends with the dirt!! Ahahahahahaahaha!!!!"
Sora looked at him, "You're an evil fanboy now, aren't you?"
The fanboy nodded, "Yeah. I haven't felt like myself ever since that stupid Headless Horseman killed my drums. They had just been painted, too!!!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!! Just hold it right there!" Cloud interjected, then pointed at the fanboy, "Don't you talk about the Headless Horseman that way. He's a cool dude!!"
"Oh, that sounded unnatural." Riku cringed.
"Who cares if I call the Headless Horseman stupid? He is, he is, he is!!!!!" The now evil fanboy jumped up and down like a little baby. The dirt really did not like that, so they decided to use him as a projectile to throw at Sora.
They missed, but they did hit something: Cloud, and he wasn't a happy Heartless Horseman. Everybody knew what was going to happen next.
Author's Note: I like this chapter better than the last one, it's also shorter and probably more funnier, but that's my opinion and I'm the author so I can say that without hurting my own feelings. Thanks for the reviews for all the chapters that have been reviewed, though. Now, on to the chapter!
Chapter Six:
"I need to be going now, if you don't mind." the Headless Horseman said, then whispered to Icabod, "These people are crazy."
Icabod passed out when the Headless Horseman leaned in too close, because that's just what he does. He is the King of the People Who Pass Out A Lot.
"Wait! Don't go yet!" Cloud cried, then flung himself at the Headless Horseman's feet. He held on for deer life. The deer were very grateful. "I have to tell you something! It's really important!"
The Headless Horseman pried Cloud off his foot and said, "What is it?"
"You just stepped in Chocobo poo." Cloud pointed to the ground under the Headless Horseman's foot.
The Headless Horseman looked down to the ground underneath the Headless Horseman's foot. The Headless Horseman was very grossed out at what the Headless Horseman saw that the Headless Horseman had stepped in. The Headless Horseman jumped around like a sissy-girl, trying to wipe it off of the Headless Horseman's boot. The Headless Horseman then threatened the author to make her stop writing the Headless Horseman's name so much.
The author did not like being threatened, but listened for the sake of the story.
"That's better. I was beginning to hate my own name." the No-headed Horsedude said.
Everybody then got up and sang the national anthem. Then they realized that Hollow Bastion doesn't have a national anthem.
"Then what did we just sing?" they all asked.
"That would be the Fraggle Rock theme song." said a female voice behind them.
They all turned around, because that is the only way they would know who it was. Actually, even after they turned around, they still had no idea who it was because she was wearing a mask.
"Who are you?" Sora asked.
"Who do you think I am?" the girl answered the question with a question.
Sora thought a bit.
"Are you...the Toothfairy?" he asked.
"Nope." she said.
Sitting down on some cement, he realized it was really hot and squealed like a pig as the cement cooked him. After a couple of minutes, he was a nice golden brown.
"SORA!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!" cried the masked girl.
Kairi looked up from the cooked boy to the masked girl.
"Hey, I know that yell!" she cried, "You're that crazy scarred fangirl from earlier!"
Kairi then tore the mask off of the masked girl, but to her shock, there was no face underneath it, only, you know, like muscles and bones and stuff.
Kairi looked into the mask she held in her hand. The skin was stuck to the inside, "Ooops, sorry about that."
She then stuck the mask back on the girl, but not before Icabod had woken up, seen the faceless girl, and passed out again.
Looking down at him, the Headless Horseman didn't care that the author wrote his name, saying, "You are such a pansy."
He said that to Icabod, not the author.
"Fangirl like pansy! You leave pansy alone!" a random Icabod fangirl said, then carried Icabod back to her cave where they had a cup of tea and watched Benny & Joon on a big screen TV, after Icabod woke up once more, of course.
"Oh, no fair!" the Headless Horseman ran off after them, "I love that movie!"
Riku looked over at Daredevil the Forgotten Horse, "How is he going to watch it? He has no head."
Daredevil shrugged. He is a smart and very talented undead horse, so he's allowed to do that.
Anyway, back to Kairi and the fangirl. They were fighting over the soon-to-be well-done Sora, who nobody had thought to take off of the people-cooking cement.
"Hello? Anybody there? I'm starting to burn down here!" Sora cried, bringing the two girl's attentions back to him. "I was fine with it up till now, 'cause I needed a tan, but now I'm starting to get a little scorched on my butt."
They both looked down at him.
"Sora!!! You're OKAY!!!!!!" the crazy scarred fangirl jumped up and down with glee. "Happy day for MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
Kairi then smacked her over the head with Sora.
"Owie!" the fangirl cried. She then ran away for a second. When she came back, everybody was surprised to see what she brought with her as a weapon.
"IT'S MY FANBOY!!!" Kairi dropped Sora, "HE'S NOT DEAD!!!!"
"No, he's not dead." Cloud observed, then said, hopefully, pulling out his Heartstealer, "But I could fix that if you'd like."
The fanboy nodded frantically as Kairi rushed toward him.
Thinking quickly, the crazy scarred fangirl used the fanboy as a distraction, like those guys in the funny outfits use the red cloth to distract the bulls.
Kairi fell for it, charging right for the fanboy, who did not at all like the position that he was in. Everything worked out, though, because at the very last second, he was lifted out of Kairi's reach by the fangirl. This caused the inevitable event of Kairi smashing head first into the wall that magically popped up just for that reason.
That fanboy laughed hysterically. Kairi was not amused.
Crying, she ran to Sora, "My fanboy laughed at me!! I don't want a fanboy anymore!!!!"
Suddenly, all went eerily quiet. Something was happening.
The fanboy stopped laughing, then Sora's scar-faced fangirl dropped him. Once he got up, he looked around. Spotting Kairi, he ran toward her at a very fast rate, "KAIRI!!!!!!"
Sora moved himself and Kairi out of the way of the speeding fanboy, then watched as he fell down into one of Riku's most resent holes.
"That's all it took to get you to be my fanboy?!!" Kairi called down to him.
"Yeah." the fanboy's voice echoed up to them from the very bottom of the very deep hole. They couldn't even see him. "Could somebody get me outta here? I need to fulfill my job as a fanboy and stalk Kairi."
"I'm not going to let you stalk Kairi!!" Sora yelled back down at him.
Again, they heard the voice of the fanboy, "Oh, did I say stalk? No, no, I meant, um, kidnap. Yes, I want to kidnap Kairi."
"You want to kidnap Kairi?" Leon called down. "Why?"
"Why? Hmm, I'm not sure." the fanboy called back up.
Kairi clung to Sora like a wet banana to a shrunken head, "Sora, I'm scared."
Sora yelled back down to the fanboy, "You're a freaky potato man! You can't have my Kairi!!"
The fanboy did not respond to this statement, but suddenly he flew up out of the hole, riding on a huge amount of dirt. "Ha! The dirt is now my friend and I am friends with the dirt!! Ahahahahahaahaha!!!!"
Sora looked at him, "You're an evil fanboy now, aren't you?"
The fanboy nodded, "Yeah. I haven't felt like myself ever since that stupid Headless Horseman killed my drums. They had just been painted, too!!!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!! Just hold it right there!" Cloud interjected, then pointed at the fanboy, "Don't you talk about the Headless Horseman that way. He's a cool dude!!"
"Oh, that sounded unnatural." Riku cringed.
"Who cares if I call the Headless Horseman stupid? He is, he is, he is!!!!!" The now evil fanboy jumped up and down like a little baby. The dirt really did not like that, so they decided to use him as a projectile to throw at Sora.
They missed, but they did hit something: Cloud, and he wasn't a happy Heartless Horseman. Everybody knew what was going to happen next.