Disclaimer: Whatever it is, I don't own it!!!
Author's Note: I love you people, now go find Bob! Where's Waldo? Not here, but that won't stop us from looking, eh? Anyway, I hope you like this chapter even though my sister was mean and said it wasn't as funny. Whatever, I like it. Please review and let me know what you think! Please?
Chapter Seven:
Yes, everybody knows what happens when dirt tries to fling fanboys at the people they curse, but miss and hit a Heartless Horseman instead. It's a well known fact that when that happens, things start to get a little crazy. Everybody has tea and goes to Disney World.
"Weeeeeeeee loooovvvee Disney World!!!! Ooooooh, Space Mountain!!!"
Cloud, not being very happy because he was hit, and because they would not let his Chocobo inside the park, picked up his Heartstealer and randomly stole some hearts from people he didn't know. Then he went after the fanboy.
The fanboy, seeing that Cloud was chasing him, ran away.
"Get back here, you stupid fanboy who the author did not think important enough to give a name to!! I'm going to steal your heart!!! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!" Cloud laughed, mechanically.
"I am NOT stupid!!" the fanboy stopped running. Cloud stole his heart.
"This reminds me of that time behind the door when Mickey tried to eat me, but I ate him, instead." Riku said, calmly, as he and everybody else watched Cloud chase down a few more innocent bystanders. Looking around, Riku noticed that everybody was now staring at him. Even Cloud had stopped in the middle of stealing a heart to look at him, "What? We ran out of food."
"Oh."
And Cloud turned back to the person he now had stuck on the end of his Heartstealer.
"Could you hurry up and get this over with? This is really uncomfortable." the person said.
"Sure, no problem." Cloud said, then tried to pull the sword back out, but, alas, it was stuck. "Please never use that word again, I really hate it."
Alas, alas, alas, he hates it.
"Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!" Cloud shrieked, then picked up the Heartstealer, shish-ka-person and all.
"Ouch." the person said, as Cloud waved them around in the air. "Please put me down."
Cloud looked up, "Oh, sorry."
When he lowered the sword, he made the mistake of letting go of it, allowing the person to run off with it sticking out of their chest.
"I'm free! I'm free!" the person cried, then accidentally caught the end of the sword on something, running it the rest of the way through, "Dang it."
Cloud then went and collected his sword and the person's heart---
"I'm not dead."
"Well you should be." Cloud told the person, who now sat on the ground, a big hole in their chest.
"Yeah, but I not." the person said, then stuck their tongue out at Cloud.
Kairi, who was no longer attached to Sora, went screaming, grabbed the tongue, and ran with it. "Eeeww, it's wet."
She let go, causing it to slap back in the person's face like a rubber band. It made a funny noise, like, "Sludpeed."
"You have a freaky tongue." Sora stated, then rubbed his chin, "Oh, the funny noise it makes."
"I wanna try!" Cloud cried, then pulled out his tongue, but accidentally cut it off with his claws. "I wused da wong hand."
"That's...different." Leon said, looking at the severed part of Cloud's tongue.
It was wiggling on the ground until it stopped. Then music started to play and, suddenly, it had a top hat and was doing the Macarena. Which is a great feat, for it had no feet, or hands, for that matter, but that didn't stop it.
Needless to say, it thoroughly freaked everybody out. Plus, the dance totally did not go with the music.
"Kill it! Kill it!" Sora shrieked, then tried to stomp on it, but Cloud stopped him.
Picking up his tongue, he pulled Wendy Moira Angela Darling out of Peter Pan (the book or movie, not the actual boy) so she could sew it back on for him. She, of course, was too grossed out to do it, so he got the only other person he could think of.
"Aerith!" Cloud cried with a lisp.
Hmm, maybe that's how her name changed from Aeris to Aerith...somebody said it with a lisp...
"Cloud!" Aerith cried back.
"Aerith!" Cloud cried again.
"Cloud!" Aerith cried again.
"Aeri---" Cloud started, but was interrupted.
"Okay, that's enough!" Aerith said, a little annoyed. Her voice was strangely deeper, "What'd you want?"
Cloud just looked at her, as everybody else did. "You're not Aerith!!"
"Who says?"
Cloud pointed to himself, "I do."
"Well, then, I do to." With that, she pulled off her head, revealing an ugly ferret.
"You're a ferret?" Sora asked, then ran up to it to get a closer look.
"No, you're the ferret!!! Aaaahhhhh!!!!!" the ferret yelled, then jumped at Sora's face.
The real Aerith showed up while Sora was being attacked.
"How do we know it's really you?" Kairi asked.
"Because." Aerith replied.
"If you're really her, then tell us something that only we would know." Kairi said, pulling the ferret off of Sora's face as he ran screaming past. She then dropped it in a ditch.
"I don't have time for this, She Who Decorates Her Feet, I have a tongue to sew back on!!" Aerith said, then undid the choker on Kairi's neck, causing Kairi's head to fall off.
"I told you you'd be sorry! Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!" Kairi laughed, as everybody watched her head roll down a hill they weren't standing on.
"Oooookay." Leon said, then pushed Kairi's body off after her head.
"Cloud? Where are you?" Aerith asked, while looking for Cloud. She found him in the last place she looked.
"He's with the juvenile delinquents who moved to Madrid." Riku stated, pointing to a map that magically appeared in his hands, as they often do in these kind of stories.
Aerith smacked Riku as she pulled Cloud from a pipe he was stuck in. He had been trying to get the piece of gum he left in there overnight to see if it still had flavor. It did.
"Cloud...spit it out." Aerith held her hand out in from of his mouth. Cloud shook his head. "Cloud, how am I supposed to sew your tongue back on if you have gum in your mouth?"
Cloud looked down at his feet, then nodded. Cloud then spit out a gumball the size of his head onto Aerith's hand.
"Cool!!!" Sora yelled as the gum swallowed Aerith's hand.
It was almost as if it was alive...
Author's Note: I love you people, now go find Bob! Where's Waldo? Not here, but that won't stop us from looking, eh? Anyway, I hope you like this chapter even though my sister was mean and said it wasn't as funny. Whatever, I like it. Please review and let me know what you think! Please?
Chapter Seven:
Yes, everybody knows what happens when dirt tries to fling fanboys at the people they curse, but miss and hit a Heartless Horseman instead. It's a well known fact that when that happens, things start to get a little crazy. Everybody has tea and goes to Disney World.
"Weeeeeeeee loooovvvee Disney World!!!! Ooooooh, Space Mountain!!!"
Cloud, not being very happy because he was hit, and because they would not let his Chocobo inside the park, picked up his Heartstealer and randomly stole some hearts from people he didn't know. Then he went after the fanboy.
The fanboy, seeing that Cloud was chasing him, ran away.
"Get back here, you stupid fanboy who the author did not think important enough to give a name to!! I'm going to steal your heart!!! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!" Cloud laughed, mechanically.
"I am NOT stupid!!" the fanboy stopped running. Cloud stole his heart.
"This reminds me of that time behind the door when Mickey tried to eat me, but I ate him, instead." Riku said, calmly, as he and everybody else watched Cloud chase down a few more innocent bystanders. Looking around, Riku noticed that everybody was now staring at him. Even Cloud had stopped in the middle of stealing a heart to look at him, "What? We ran out of food."
"Oh."
And Cloud turned back to the person he now had stuck on the end of his Heartstealer.
"Could you hurry up and get this over with? This is really uncomfortable." the person said.
"Sure, no problem." Cloud said, then tried to pull the sword back out, but, alas, it was stuck. "Please never use that word again, I really hate it."
Alas, alas, alas, he hates it.
"Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!" Cloud shrieked, then picked up the Heartstealer, shish-ka-person and all.
"Ouch." the person said, as Cloud waved them around in the air. "Please put me down."
Cloud looked up, "Oh, sorry."
When he lowered the sword, he made the mistake of letting go of it, allowing the person to run off with it sticking out of their chest.
"I'm free! I'm free!" the person cried, then accidentally caught the end of the sword on something, running it the rest of the way through, "Dang it."
Cloud then went and collected his sword and the person's heart---
"I'm not dead."
"Well you should be." Cloud told the person, who now sat on the ground, a big hole in their chest.
"Yeah, but I not." the person said, then stuck their tongue out at Cloud.
Kairi, who was no longer attached to Sora, went screaming, grabbed the tongue, and ran with it. "Eeeww, it's wet."
She let go, causing it to slap back in the person's face like a rubber band. It made a funny noise, like, "Sludpeed."
"You have a freaky tongue." Sora stated, then rubbed his chin, "Oh, the funny noise it makes."
"I wanna try!" Cloud cried, then pulled out his tongue, but accidentally cut it off with his claws. "I wused da wong hand."
"That's...different." Leon said, looking at the severed part of Cloud's tongue.
It was wiggling on the ground until it stopped. Then music started to play and, suddenly, it had a top hat and was doing the Macarena. Which is a great feat, for it had no feet, or hands, for that matter, but that didn't stop it.
Needless to say, it thoroughly freaked everybody out. Plus, the dance totally did not go with the music.
"Kill it! Kill it!" Sora shrieked, then tried to stomp on it, but Cloud stopped him.
Picking up his tongue, he pulled Wendy Moira Angela Darling out of Peter Pan (the book or movie, not the actual boy) so she could sew it back on for him. She, of course, was too grossed out to do it, so he got the only other person he could think of.
"Aerith!" Cloud cried with a lisp.
Hmm, maybe that's how her name changed from Aeris to Aerith...somebody said it with a lisp...
"Cloud!" Aerith cried back.
"Aerith!" Cloud cried again.
"Cloud!" Aerith cried again.
"Aeri---" Cloud started, but was interrupted.
"Okay, that's enough!" Aerith said, a little annoyed. Her voice was strangely deeper, "What'd you want?"
Cloud just looked at her, as everybody else did. "You're not Aerith!!"
"Who says?"
Cloud pointed to himself, "I do."
"Well, then, I do to." With that, she pulled off her head, revealing an ugly ferret.
"You're a ferret?" Sora asked, then ran up to it to get a closer look.
"No, you're the ferret!!! Aaaahhhhh!!!!!" the ferret yelled, then jumped at Sora's face.
The real Aerith showed up while Sora was being attacked.
"How do we know it's really you?" Kairi asked.
"Because." Aerith replied.
"If you're really her, then tell us something that only we would know." Kairi said, pulling the ferret off of Sora's face as he ran screaming past. She then dropped it in a ditch.
"I don't have time for this, She Who Decorates Her Feet, I have a tongue to sew back on!!" Aerith said, then undid the choker on Kairi's neck, causing Kairi's head to fall off.
"I told you you'd be sorry! Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!" Kairi laughed, as everybody watched her head roll down a hill they weren't standing on.
"Oooookay." Leon said, then pushed Kairi's body off after her head.
"Cloud? Where are you?" Aerith asked, while looking for Cloud. She found him in the last place she looked.
"He's with the juvenile delinquents who moved to Madrid." Riku stated, pointing to a map that magically appeared in his hands, as they often do in these kind of stories.
Aerith smacked Riku as she pulled Cloud from a pipe he was stuck in. He had been trying to get the piece of gum he left in there overnight to see if it still had flavor. It did.
"Cloud...spit it out." Aerith held her hand out in from of his mouth. Cloud shook his head. "Cloud, how am I supposed to sew your tongue back on if you have gum in your mouth?"
Cloud looked down at his feet, then nodded. Cloud then spit out a gumball the size of his head onto Aerith's hand.
"Cool!!!" Sora yelled as the gum swallowed Aerith's hand.
It was almost as if it was alive...