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Author's Note: Okay, this chapter is a little all over the place and random, but I have a reason for that. I've been awake now for a little over 36 hours, which is sooo NOT fun, and I'm listening to '80s music. I don't know what that has to do with anything, but I think it somehow contributed to the utter weirdness I put into writing this chapter. My sister says its frightening, and I must say, I wasn't feeling very humorously inspired as mean, which definitely comes out in the writing in places. The next chapter will be better, though, and I'm thinking that there will only be a couple more chapters until the...END.... So sad. Sniff, sniff. Well, enjoy, and thanks for the reviews so far!
Chapter Eight:
"Eeeewww!! Get it off me, get it off me!!!!" Aerith screamed and ran around in circles, flinging her hand at everything. Finally, her hand just broke off and flew into the gathering crowd, which freaked her out even more, so she ran faster.
Cloud tried to chase after her to stop her from running, but since he only had one wing, he could only fly in circles. This would have been okay, except he could only go in circles the opposite direction in which she was running, so they ended up slamming face first into each other. They only caused a few broken bones and minor brain damage to people they don't know.
"I'm okay." Cloud said with a lisp, as he staggered toward Leon. Looking back at Aerith, he said, "Eeee, I don't think she is, though."
Cloud was right, Aerith was left.
Riku was somewhere digging a hole, and Sora was falling into it.
"Help me, help me, MOMMY!!!!!!" Sora cried as he tried to jump his way out of the hole. "Help me, Mommy, SAVE ME!!!!!"
"Oh, shut up!" Cloud grabbed the shovel from Riku and started to bury Sora alive. Aerith stopped him before the first grain of dirt could end up in Sora's underpanties, though, and the dirt thanked her.
"THANK YOU!!!!!"
Aerith looked down at Sora, then at Cloud, who was looking at Leon, who was looking at Riku, who was looking at Kairi, who was looking at Sora, who was looking at his big toe.
"Sora?" Aerith called down to him.
"Oompa Loompa?" Sora called back up. "Wasp."
Nobody questioned the reason for him to say this. Nobody questions anything anymore, they just take it in, then spit out a camel.
Exactly.
Anyway, they took the camel, and using it's tail as a rope, they pulled Sora up before the dirt could get their grimy little dirt hands on him and his big shoes.
"We will never give up!! We will have our revenge on Sora, sooner or later...preferably sooner, but later is okay, too...Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!" the dirt cried.
Sora pulled out a hose and made the dirt mud to make it stop laughing, because laughing dirt is just creepy. Now that it was mud, it gurgled, and it's grudge against Sora was temporarily forgotten when everybody had a huge mud pie fight.
Cloud, still feeling the affects of accidentally chopping off his own tongue, and the collision with Aerith, actually ate one of the mud pies. And liked it. So he ate another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another.... Okay, he ate the whole muddy mess, then licked off the rest from the others who where there.
"Cloud, don't you need a tongue to...um...lick stuff?" Aerith held up Cloud's wiggly little tongue.
Shaking his head, Cloud replied, "I figured out that if you just take a hold of your tongue and pull, it's sort of like scotch tape, except less sticky."
Cloud demonstrated by pulling his tongue out farther. Then ripping it off, he stuck it to Leon.
"Thanks man." Leon said, sarcastically as he looked down, disgustedly, at the dripping wet partial Cloud tongue stuck to his arm. Peeling it off, Leon accidentally smacked Riku with it, splattering him with Cloud spit.
"Isn't that called rain?" Kairi asked as Riku chased Leon around with a shovel he pulled out of his pocket.
"No." Aerith said. "Cloud spit is called Rupert Bixel-Nanamople-Jinklepope the Third."
Everybody looked at her, not questioning like, just in a frightened little mongoose sort of way.
Cloud broke the awkward silence that comes every seventeen minutes, "Yay, my spit has a name!! What can we name next?"
As everybody was taking part in naming things, something was coming up from behind Sora, but Sora didn't know because it was behind him and he didn't see it until it became visible to him. At that time, he screamed and ran to Kairi...it was his scar-faced fangirl.
"SORA!!!! Why do you run from me, oh Brown-Haired-One-of-My-Dreams?!" she cried, then tried to get around Kairi to get to him.
Kairi was tired of this fangirl, so she decided that she was going to have a little talk with her.
"Come wilst thou, Scarred-Freak-Who-Stalks-My-Sora? I wish to converse with thee." Kairi said all weird like. "All weird like."
It scared the scarred girl, and greatly confused those of small brain, but still she went with Kairi.
Sora looked after them as they walked off toward the distance and called to Kairi, "POOKY!!!!"
Turning around, Kairi smiled and called back to him, "TRANSVESTITE!!!!"
Then she went off to talk to the fangirl.
Yes, she was actually going to talk to this fangirl. She was going to talk the fangirl right into being chained up in the the trunk of a car that was headed off a cliff into an ocean that would take it it California where it would then be sucked into a time warp to the year before the car was made so it would then just be the fangirl sinking down to the murky depths of the abyss known as the bottom of a great trench that stretches across the ocean floor and opens into the center of the Earth's core where she will most likely melt and die. That is unless she suffocates or is eaten by one of those giant sea squids first.
Hey, it could happen! Highly unlikely, though.
Author's Note: Okay, this chapter is a little all over the place and random, but I have a reason for that. I've been awake now for a little over 36 hours, which is sooo NOT fun, and I'm listening to '80s music. I don't know what that has to do with anything, but I think it somehow contributed to the utter weirdness I put into writing this chapter. My sister says its frightening, and I must say, I wasn't feeling very humorously inspired as mean, which definitely comes out in the writing in places. The next chapter will be better, though, and I'm thinking that there will only be a couple more chapters until the...END.... So sad. Sniff, sniff. Well, enjoy, and thanks for the reviews so far!
Chapter Eight:
"Eeeewww!! Get it off me, get it off me!!!!" Aerith screamed and ran around in circles, flinging her hand at everything. Finally, her hand just broke off and flew into the gathering crowd, which freaked her out even more, so she ran faster.
Cloud tried to chase after her to stop her from running, but since he only had one wing, he could only fly in circles. This would have been okay, except he could only go in circles the opposite direction in which she was running, so they ended up slamming face first into each other. They only caused a few broken bones and minor brain damage to people they don't know.
"I'm okay." Cloud said with a lisp, as he staggered toward Leon. Looking back at Aerith, he said, "Eeee, I don't think she is, though."
Cloud was right, Aerith was left.
Riku was somewhere digging a hole, and Sora was falling into it.
"Help me, help me, MOMMY!!!!!!" Sora cried as he tried to jump his way out of the hole. "Help me, Mommy, SAVE ME!!!!!"
"Oh, shut up!" Cloud grabbed the shovel from Riku and started to bury Sora alive. Aerith stopped him before the first grain of dirt could end up in Sora's underpanties, though, and the dirt thanked her.
"THANK YOU!!!!!"
Aerith looked down at Sora, then at Cloud, who was looking at Leon, who was looking at Riku, who was looking at Kairi, who was looking at Sora, who was looking at his big toe.
"Sora?" Aerith called down to him.
"Oompa Loompa?" Sora called back up. "Wasp."
Nobody questioned the reason for him to say this. Nobody questions anything anymore, they just take it in, then spit out a camel.
Exactly.
Anyway, they took the camel, and using it's tail as a rope, they pulled Sora up before the dirt could get their grimy little dirt hands on him and his big shoes.
"We will never give up!! We will have our revenge on Sora, sooner or later...preferably sooner, but later is okay, too...Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!" the dirt cried.
Sora pulled out a hose and made the dirt mud to make it stop laughing, because laughing dirt is just creepy. Now that it was mud, it gurgled, and it's grudge against Sora was temporarily forgotten when everybody had a huge mud pie fight.
Cloud, still feeling the affects of accidentally chopping off his own tongue, and the collision with Aerith, actually ate one of the mud pies. And liked it. So he ate another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another.... Okay, he ate the whole muddy mess, then licked off the rest from the others who where there.
"Cloud, don't you need a tongue to...um...lick stuff?" Aerith held up Cloud's wiggly little tongue.
Shaking his head, Cloud replied, "I figured out that if you just take a hold of your tongue and pull, it's sort of like scotch tape, except less sticky."
Cloud demonstrated by pulling his tongue out farther. Then ripping it off, he stuck it to Leon.
"Thanks man." Leon said, sarcastically as he looked down, disgustedly, at the dripping wet partial Cloud tongue stuck to his arm. Peeling it off, Leon accidentally smacked Riku with it, splattering him with Cloud spit.
"Isn't that called rain?" Kairi asked as Riku chased Leon around with a shovel he pulled out of his pocket.
"No." Aerith said. "Cloud spit is called Rupert Bixel-Nanamople-Jinklepope the Third."
Everybody looked at her, not questioning like, just in a frightened little mongoose sort of way.
Cloud broke the awkward silence that comes every seventeen minutes, "Yay, my spit has a name!! What can we name next?"
As everybody was taking part in naming things, something was coming up from behind Sora, but Sora didn't know because it was behind him and he didn't see it until it became visible to him. At that time, he screamed and ran to Kairi...it was his scar-faced fangirl.
"SORA!!!! Why do you run from me, oh Brown-Haired-One-of-My-Dreams?!" she cried, then tried to get around Kairi to get to him.
Kairi was tired of this fangirl, so she decided that she was going to have a little talk with her.
"Come wilst thou, Scarred-Freak-Who-Stalks-My-Sora? I wish to converse with thee." Kairi said all weird like. "All weird like."
It scared the scarred girl, and greatly confused those of small brain, but still she went with Kairi.
Sora looked after them as they walked off toward the distance and called to Kairi, "POOKY!!!!"
Turning around, Kairi smiled and called back to him, "TRANSVESTITE!!!!"
Then she went off to talk to the fangirl.
Yes, she was actually going to talk to this fangirl. She was going to talk the fangirl right into being chained up in the the trunk of a car that was headed off a cliff into an ocean that would take it it California where it would then be sucked into a time warp to the year before the car was made so it would then just be the fangirl sinking down to the murky depths of the abyss known as the bottom of a great trench that stretches across the ocean floor and opens into the center of the Earth's core where she will most likely melt and die. That is unless she suffocates or is eaten by one of those giant sea squids first.
Hey, it could happen! Highly unlikely, though.