AN: I'm updating! Praise me! Teehee, JK!
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piperleo4eva - Yeah, it's weird for them all to see their moms. Yeah, Leo should unfreeze soon, but that doesn't mean that Mel is gonna let him, because, in case you couldn't tell, she don't like him very much. Yeah, that would be cool. Correction: it WILL be cool!
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Chapter 7:
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And I have the sense to recognize
But I don't know how to let you go
I don't know how to let you go
I don't know how to let you go.
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A few minutes and a couple thousand hugs later, the twelve were settled in the sitting room. Piper, Phoebe and Paige were sitting on one of the couches, still looking lovingly at the two oldest boys. Wyatt, Chris, Mel, Haleigh, and Peyton were sitting on the other one, the twins in Mel's lap. Trish and Alex were sharing one of the chairs, and Charlie had the other one all to herself. Roxi was in Wyatt and Chris' playpen.
When everything was quieted down, the three adults looked around. "Where's Leo?" Paige asked, looking at the kids on the couch and chairs. "Still frozen." Mel replied simply. "What?!?" all three Charmed Ones asked at once. "He's. Still. Frozen." Wyatt said slowly, like they were idiots. That caused their attention to be turned to Wyatt. "Well, then, unfreeze him." Piper said. "I can't." Wyatt said. "You can't?!? What do you mean 'you can't'?" she asked, panicking. She began thinking that her ex would never be unfrozen. "I can't. That means I don't have the power to freeze." Wyatt said. "Then who does?" Phoebe asked.
"I do." Mel said. "Then, unfreeze him." Piper commanded. "No." Mel said, looking annoyed. "No?!?" Piper said. "Well, why not?" Phoebe asked, a bit calmer than her older sister. "We don't like him." Wyatt, Chris, and Mel said at the same time. "And I don't want to deal with him right now." Mel finished. Piper turned angrily to Wyatt and Chris, the only two that she knew were her future children. "You two tell your little friend here to unfreeze your father right now, or I'm going to ground your young a- butts." Piper instructed, stopping herself from cussing in front of the young ones. "Now, which would we rather do?" Wyatt asked, turning to his little brother. "Deal with a bastard, have mom ground our asses, deal with a bastard, have mom ground our asses." Chris said, moving his hands up and down as if he was weighing the possibilities.
"Watch your language, mister." Piper scolded, pointing her finger at Chris. "Oh, don't bother, he'll do it again soon, anyway." Charlie said from her chair. "Yeah." Alex agreed, nodding her head. "It's not like we haven't heard it before." Trish said, looking over at the three teenagers on the couch, smirking. Paige and Phoebe were trying really, really hard to hold in their giggles.
"Anyway," Wyatt cut in, "I would rather deal with a bastard." he said. "Yeah, same here, I don't like having my ass grounded." Chris said. "But, I thought you did, because it happens so often." Mel said, smiling fake sweet at Chris. "Ha ha." Chris said, annoyed. "But, at least I'm not a goody-goody." retorted Chris. "Oh, but at least I don't hold five different jobs a month." Mel said, fire in her eyes. "Yeah, well, at least I get jobs!" Chris said, his voice rising. "Well, at least I actually take care of the kids!" Mel said, her voice rising above Chris'. "Yeah? Well, at least I...
"
"Okay, enough!" Phoebe yelled, cutting Chris off. "Do they do this often?" Paige asked the other kids timidly. The triplets and twins nodded their heads vigorously, and Wyatt said "Uh-huh. All the time." "We do NOT!" Chris and Mel shouted at the same time, causing Wyatt to roll his eyes, and everyone else to look at them like they were crazy. "Well, maybe we do..." Mel admitted, looking at Chris. "But that's not the point." Chris added. "I do believe it was, bro." Wyatt said, sniggering. The response from his little brother was a smack on the back of the head.
"Ahem." Piper cleared her throat. "Back to the REAL point. Unfreeze Leo NOW!" Piper demanded. Mel immediately got intimidated, as her mother's tone could have scared the hair of a cat. She raised her hands, flicked them, then said "There. Happy?" "Not quite." Piper said, with a smirk. 'This girl, whoever she is, is too tough and cocky for her own good.' she thought. Then, she looked up at the ceiling and called "Leo! Get your ass down here!" 'Your nice ass, very sexy ass. An ass that I did enjoy seeing last night.' she thought, smiling inside.
Suddenly, two things happened. Leo orbed in, and Wyatt shouted "Gross!" They all looked back and forth between the two, thinking Wyatt had said that on account of Leo. Before Wyatt could say anymore, though, Leo spoke up. "Piper, why'd you freeze me? I wanted to say hi to Chris!" He was facing the three women, so he couldn't see any of the kids. "Then look behind you." Phoebe said, pointing at Chris, who was directly behind Leo. He turned around and smiled. "Chris!" he said happily, and moved in to hug him. Chris reacted by orbing out, and orbing back in when Leo pulled away. Leo then sat down next to Piper, looking hurt by his younger son's actions.
Paige, knowing that then would be the right time to change the subject, turned to a grimacing Wyatt and asked "Why are you so grossed out?" "Oh, um... it was something I heard." he said, as if that explained everything. "What do you mean 'something you heard?'" Piper asked. "Oh, he's a telepath." Charlie said. She immediately received glares from her three oldest siblings. "What?" she asked, shrugging. "Future consequences!" Chris said, a bit angry that his youngest sister had given away one of their powers. "What thought grossed you out?" Phoebe asked, really getting curious. "Oh, it was just something mom thought about um..." he trailed off, not wanting to divulge his mom's private thoughts, but not wanting to disappoint one of his favorite aunts. "What?" Paige urged. Wyatt looked over at Piper, who was beginning to figure out what thought her oldest son meant.
"Dad's ass." Wyatt said quickly. Piper sort of expected that, and came up with a quick excuse. "Yeah, I thought for him to get his ass down here or I'd beat the crap out of it. What else would I think about my ex-husband's ass?" she said quickly. "Wait a minute... ex husband?" Chris asked. "How old is little Chris?" Mel asked, looking at the four adults in front of her. "Just over two months. Why?" Piper asked, looking at the teenager. "Just over two months?" she repeated, looking at her brothers. "But, they're broken up... I couldn't use my powers..." Mel said, all three of the teenagers looking at each other, all their eyes widening in realization. "Oh, gross! Gross!" Mel shouted, while Chris was shuddering and Wyatt was grimacing.
Everyone stared at the three, not quite putting the pieces together. "What?" Paige asked, completely confused. The three turned to Piper and Leo, just staring at them for a moment. "You two are despicable." Chris said, a hint of a smile on his face. The four adults stared at him, still befuddled. "You two just HAD to go and conceive me, now didn't you?" Mel said, a smirk on her face. "Two one night stands, yet you refuse to get back together." Wyatt added. "Tsk, tsk, tsk." Wyatt, Chris, and Mel said, shaking their heads.
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An: Okay, that's a bad ending, but oh well. That bit at the beginning is DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO by Sarah McLachlan.
syadynair - Thanks so much for reviewing! Tee hee. I'll try my best to get rid of it.
piperleo4eva - Yeah, it's weird for them all to see their moms. Yeah, Leo should unfreeze soon, but that doesn't mean that Mel is gonna let him, because, in case you couldn't tell, she don't like him very much. Yeah, that would be cool. Correction: it WILL be cool!
erica - Thanks so much!
Magical Princess - Thanks!
OTHCharmedFreak - I know, I'm really sorry about the delay. Thanks for the review!
Chapter 7:
(6)(6)
And I have the sense to recognize
But I don't know how to let you go
I don't know how to let you go
I don't know how to let you go.
(6)(6)
A few minutes and a couple thousand hugs later, the twelve were settled in the sitting room. Piper, Phoebe and Paige were sitting on one of the couches, still looking lovingly at the two oldest boys. Wyatt, Chris, Mel, Haleigh, and Peyton were sitting on the other one, the twins in Mel's lap. Trish and Alex were sharing one of the chairs, and Charlie had the other one all to herself. Roxi was in Wyatt and Chris' playpen.
When everything was quieted down, the three adults looked around. "Where's Leo?" Paige asked, looking at the kids on the couch and chairs. "Still frozen." Mel replied simply. "What?!?" all three Charmed Ones asked at once. "He's. Still. Frozen." Wyatt said slowly, like they were idiots. That caused their attention to be turned to Wyatt. "Well, then, unfreeze him." Piper said. "I can't." Wyatt said. "You can't?!? What do you mean 'you can't'?" she asked, panicking. She began thinking that her ex would never be unfrozen. "I can't. That means I don't have the power to freeze." Wyatt said. "Then who does?" Phoebe asked.
"I do." Mel said. "Then, unfreeze him." Piper commanded. "No." Mel said, looking annoyed. "No?!?" Piper said. "Well, why not?" Phoebe asked, a bit calmer than her older sister. "We don't like him." Wyatt, Chris, and Mel said at the same time. "And I don't want to deal with him right now." Mel finished. Piper turned angrily to Wyatt and Chris, the only two that she knew were her future children. "You two tell your little friend here to unfreeze your father right now, or I'm going to ground your young a- butts." Piper instructed, stopping herself from cussing in front of the young ones. "Now, which would we rather do?" Wyatt asked, turning to his little brother. "Deal with a bastard, have mom ground our asses, deal with a bastard, have mom ground our asses." Chris said, moving his hands up and down as if he was weighing the possibilities.
"Watch your language, mister." Piper scolded, pointing her finger at Chris. "Oh, don't bother, he'll do it again soon, anyway." Charlie said from her chair. "Yeah." Alex agreed, nodding her head. "It's not like we haven't heard it before." Trish said, looking over at the three teenagers on the couch, smirking. Paige and Phoebe were trying really, really hard to hold in their giggles.
"Anyway," Wyatt cut in, "I would rather deal with a bastard." he said. "Yeah, same here, I don't like having my ass grounded." Chris said. "But, I thought you did, because it happens so often." Mel said, smiling fake sweet at Chris. "Ha ha." Chris said, annoyed. "But, at least I'm not a goody-goody." retorted Chris. "Oh, but at least I don't hold five different jobs a month." Mel said, fire in her eyes. "Yeah, well, at least I get jobs!" Chris said, his voice rising. "Well, at least I actually take care of the kids!" Mel said, her voice rising above Chris'. "Yeah? Well, at least I...
"
"Okay, enough!" Phoebe yelled, cutting Chris off. "Do they do this often?" Paige asked the other kids timidly. The triplets and twins nodded their heads vigorously, and Wyatt said "Uh-huh. All the time." "We do NOT!" Chris and Mel shouted at the same time, causing Wyatt to roll his eyes, and everyone else to look at them like they were crazy. "Well, maybe we do..." Mel admitted, looking at Chris. "But that's not the point." Chris added. "I do believe it was, bro." Wyatt said, sniggering. The response from his little brother was a smack on the back of the head.
"Ahem." Piper cleared her throat. "Back to the REAL point. Unfreeze Leo NOW!" Piper demanded. Mel immediately got intimidated, as her mother's tone could have scared the hair of a cat. She raised her hands, flicked them, then said "There. Happy?" "Not quite." Piper said, with a smirk. 'This girl, whoever she is, is too tough and cocky for her own good.' she thought. Then, she looked up at the ceiling and called "Leo! Get your ass down here!" 'Your nice ass, very sexy ass. An ass that I did enjoy seeing last night.' she thought, smiling inside.
Suddenly, two things happened. Leo orbed in, and Wyatt shouted "Gross!" They all looked back and forth between the two, thinking Wyatt had said that on account of Leo. Before Wyatt could say anymore, though, Leo spoke up. "Piper, why'd you freeze me? I wanted to say hi to Chris!" He was facing the three women, so he couldn't see any of the kids. "Then look behind you." Phoebe said, pointing at Chris, who was directly behind Leo. He turned around and smiled. "Chris!" he said happily, and moved in to hug him. Chris reacted by orbing out, and orbing back in when Leo pulled away. Leo then sat down next to Piper, looking hurt by his younger son's actions.
Paige, knowing that then would be the right time to change the subject, turned to a grimacing Wyatt and asked "Why are you so grossed out?" "Oh, um... it was something I heard." he said, as if that explained everything. "What do you mean 'something you heard?'" Piper asked. "Oh, he's a telepath." Charlie said. She immediately received glares from her three oldest siblings. "What?" she asked, shrugging. "Future consequences!" Chris said, a bit angry that his youngest sister had given away one of their powers. "What thought grossed you out?" Phoebe asked, really getting curious. "Oh, it was just something mom thought about um..." he trailed off, not wanting to divulge his mom's private thoughts, but not wanting to disappoint one of his favorite aunts. "What?" Paige urged. Wyatt looked over at Piper, who was beginning to figure out what thought her oldest son meant.
"Dad's ass." Wyatt said quickly. Piper sort of expected that, and came up with a quick excuse. "Yeah, I thought for him to get his ass down here or I'd beat the crap out of it. What else would I think about my ex-husband's ass?" she said quickly. "Wait a minute... ex husband?" Chris asked. "How old is little Chris?" Mel asked, looking at the four adults in front of her. "Just over two months. Why?" Piper asked, looking at the teenager. "Just over two months?" she repeated, looking at her brothers. "But, they're broken up... I couldn't use my powers..." Mel said, all three of the teenagers looking at each other, all their eyes widening in realization. "Oh, gross! Gross!" Mel shouted, while Chris was shuddering and Wyatt was grimacing.
Everyone stared at the three, not quite putting the pieces together. "What?" Paige asked, completely confused. The three turned to Piper and Leo, just staring at them for a moment. "You two are despicable." Chris said, a hint of a smile on his face. The four adults stared at him, still befuddled. "You two just HAD to go and conceive me, now didn't you?" Mel said, a smirk on her face. "Two one night stands, yet you refuse to get back together." Wyatt added. "Tsk, tsk, tsk." Wyatt, Chris, and Mel said, shaking their heads.
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An: Okay, that's a bad ending, but oh well. That bit at the beginning is DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO by Sarah McLachlan.