Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own it, whatever it may be, which in this case would be Kingdom Hearts, Sleepy Hollow, and Final Fantasy whatever characters, and various other things that I may have forgotten in the few short minutes since I wrote the chapter to writing this disclaimer.
Author's Note: I'm sorry I haven't updated for a while, and I'm sorry to say that, despite what I said in the author's note for the last chapter, I don't think this chapter is any funnier than the last one. I'll let you decide for yourself. Anyway, this is the next to last chapter, and its kinda short. The next chapter is the end, so it is going to be more Sleepy Hollow-ish than the others and probably longer as well. Please, review and let me know what you think!
Chapter Nine:
To Kairi's dismay, the fangirl got away before she could chain her up. She ran back and attached herself to a very freaked out Leon.
"Leon?" the fangirl looked up at him, "Ooops, I thought you were Sora."
Letting him go, she went off in search of Sora, who had wanted a vacation, so Cloud mailed him somewhere unknown even to him. So that is where Sora was, sitting in a box out in the middle of nowhere with no air holes poked in the lid.
Poor Sora.
"Cloud!" Kairi ran back from wherever she had been last and slapped Cloud on the shoulder, knocking that weird metal thingy off it. Unfortunately for Cloud, his arm fell off as well.
"Twice in one story? You can't be serious!" Cloud looked down at his claw arm that now lay on the ground.
Suddenly, somebody came running and snatched the arm up, then took off with it. Stopping a little way away, he pulled off his own arm and attached Cloud's.
"Hey! Give me back my arm!!" Cloud stomped his feet like a little girl whose brother had just stolen her favorite rag doll and pulled it's appendages from it's body, then re-attached them in the wrong places. "It's not nice to steal other people's arms!!!"
"You stole it from me first, Cloud!!!" the mysterious arm-stealer yelled back.
"Vincent?"
"Duh." Vincent said, then threw his discarded arm at Cloud and left.
Cloud caught the arm in his hair, "Thank you!"
Before Cloud could put his real arm back on, Kairi took it and hit him with it to get his attention again, then gave it back.
"Cloud, where is Sora?" Kairi asked, with unnatural sweetness.
"I sent him to...um...where did I send him?" Cloud tried to remember, but couldn't.
"Don't you remember the author saying that Cloud mailed him somewhere unknown even to him?" Riku asked, putting the shovel he had been chasing Leon with, down. He had given up trying to kill Leon for now, believing he had had enough punishment when the scar-faced fangirl had attached herself to him.
"I thought that was referring to the fact that Sora didn't know where he was sending him." Aerith replied.
"No, I know where I am." They all heard Sora's voice, but couldn't find where it was coming from.
"Sora?" Kairi asked, still looking around, "Where are you?"
"In a box out in the middle of nowhere." he replied. He had said enough this time to pinpoint where he was.
"Middle of nowhere, my butt!!" Kairi said, then walked across the street and opened the box.
Standing up, Sora looked around, then looked at Kairi with a big puppy dog, "I was running out of air."
He then handed her the puppy as he climbed out of the box, then took the puppy back and was tackled by his fangirl.
"Finally, what I've always wanted!!!!" the fangirl cried, "A puppy!!!!"
Seeing that the fangirl was distracted for the moment, Sora tried to sneak away unnoticed, but failed miserably, almost costing him a foot.
"Where do you think you're going, Sora?" the fangirl asked, cutting off the circulation to his foot with her iron grip. In a desperate attempt to free himself, he tried to gnaw off his leg, but he didn't like the bad taste it was leaving in his mouth, so he stopped.
Getting an idea, he pointed to the puppy, "That's my puppy, but I'll let you keep it if you let go of my leg and leave me alone."
The fangirl thought about it a moment before replying, "Do you think I'm stupid?"
"I'm hoping." Sora replied, lying flat on his back, looking up at the sky.
"Well, I am, so here's your leg back." she said, then walked off with the puppy. "I think I'll name him Sora..."
And that was the last they heard from the scar-faced fangirl. Although, they did see her quite a bit, hiding in the bushes, watching.
"That's just a little creepy." Sora said, looking over his shoulder a lot. He was a little paranoid now. "That's an understatement."
"No, an understatement would be like saying that I think the dirt doesn't like you, when in fact, it will hate you with a passion for as long as you live." Riku corrected.
"Thank you, Riku, for that reminder." Sora glared at Riku.
Seeing the look in Sora's eyes, Riku warned, picking his shovel back up, "Don't even think about slapping me."
Sora then kicked him.
Author's Note: I'm sorry I haven't updated for a while, and I'm sorry to say that, despite what I said in the author's note for the last chapter, I don't think this chapter is any funnier than the last one. I'll let you decide for yourself. Anyway, this is the next to last chapter, and its kinda short. The next chapter is the end, so it is going to be more Sleepy Hollow-ish than the others and probably longer as well. Please, review and let me know what you think!
Chapter Nine:
To Kairi's dismay, the fangirl got away before she could chain her up. She ran back and attached herself to a very freaked out Leon.
"Leon?" the fangirl looked up at him, "Ooops, I thought you were Sora."
Letting him go, she went off in search of Sora, who had wanted a vacation, so Cloud mailed him somewhere unknown even to him. So that is where Sora was, sitting in a box out in the middle of nowhere with no air holes poked in the lid.
Poor Sora.
"Cloud!" Kairi ran back from wherever she had been last and slapped Cloud on the shoulder, knocking that weird metal thingy off it. Unfortunately for Cloud, his arm fell off as well.
"Twice in one story? You can't be serious!" Cloud looked down at his claw arm that now lay on the ground.
Suddenly, somebody came running and snatched the arm up, then took off with it. Stopping a little way away, he pulled off his own arm and attached Cloud's.
"Hey! Give me back my arm!!" Cloud stomped his feet like a little girl whose brother had just stolen her favorite rag doll and pulled it's appendages from it's body, then re-attached them in the wrong places. "It's not nice to steal other people's arms!!!"
"You stole it from me first, Cloud!!!" the mysterious arm-stealer yelled back.
"Vincent?"
"Duh." Vincent said, then threw his discarded arm at Cloud and left.
Cloud caught the arm in his hair, "Thank you!"
Before Cloud could put his real arm back on, Kairi took it and hit him with it to get his attention again, then gave it back.
"Cloud, where is Sora?" Kairi asked, with unnatural sweetness.
"I sent him to...um...where did I send him?" Cloud tried to remember, but couldn't.
"Don't you remember the author saying that Cloud mailed him somewhere unknown even to him?" Riku asked, putting the shovel he had been chasing Leon with, down. He had given up trying to kill Leon for now, believing he had had enough punishment when the scar-faced fangirl had attached herself to him.
"I thought that was referring to the fact that Sora didn't know where he was sending him." Aerith replied.
"No, I know where I am." They all heard Sora's voice, but couldn't find where it was coming from.
"Sora?" Kairi asked, still looking around, "Where are you?"
"In a box out in the middle of nowhere." he replied. He had said enough this time to pinpoint where he was.
"Middle of nowhere, my butt!!" Kairi said, then walked across the street and opened the box.
Standing up, Sora looked around, then looked at Kairi with a big puppy dog, "I was running out of air."
He then handed her the puppy as he climbed out of the box, then took the puppy back and was tackled by his fangirl.
"Finally, what I've always wanted!!!!" the fangirl cried, "A puppy!!!!"
Seeing that the fangirl was distracted for the moment, Sora tried to sneak away unnoticed, but failed miserably, almost costing him a foot.
"Where do you think you're going, Sora?" the fangirl asked, cutting off the circulation to his foot with her iron grip. In a desperate attempt to free himself, he tried to gnaw off his leg, but he didn't like the bad taste it was leaving in his mouth, so he stopped.
Getting an idea, he pointed to the puppy, "That's my puppy, but I'll let you keep it if you let go of my leg and leave me alone."
The fangirl thought about it a moment before replying, "Do you think I'm stupid?"
"I'm hoping." Sora replied, lying flat on his back, looking up at the sky.
"Well, I am, so here's your leg back." she said, then walked off with the puppy. "I think I'll name him Sora..."
And that was the last they heard from the scar-faced fangirl. Although, they did see her quite a bit, hiding in the bushes, watching.
"That's just a little creepy." Sora said, looking over his shoulder a lot. He was a little paranoid now. "That's an understatement."
"No, an understatement would be like saying that I think the dirt doesn't like you, when in fact, it will hate you with a passion for as long as you live." Riku corrected.
"Thank you, Riku, for that reminder." Sora glared at Riku.
Seeing the look in Sora's eyes, Riku warned, picking his shovel back up, "Don't even think about slapping me."
Sora then kicked him.