Found Out
By ImaginaryFriend101
Recommend you read First Date first
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"So, is someone going to help me take this to My and Rons room" Harry said gesturing to his Trunk and Hedwigs cage that was laid haphazardly in the centre of the Hallway of Number 12 Grimmauld place. He had just escaped for another year from the Dursleys and said the appropriate greetings to everyone who had gathered to meet him, Ron, Ginny, Hermione the rest of the Weasleys and the Order members who had brought him over.
It was good to see everyone together again, but he just wanted to get away from the large gaggle of people.
"Actually" It was Remus who spoke up "Your not sharing with Ron anymore, it was felt that you would like your own space more"
Harry tried not to show that he was pleased with the gesture, as he was worried about how Ron might feel, so he simply nodded his head to show he understood as he replied "So where do I take everything" as he grabbed one end of his trunk
Remus smiled sadly as he reached over and easily pulled the trunk out of his hands and carried it, he caught Harry surprised look "One of the few perks of being a Werewolf" he explained "Now grab Hedwig's cage and follow me" so Harry did
They finally reached their destination as the entered a room on the second floor, that was, in a word, colourful. From the floor pale yellow wooden flooring, to the soft blue walls, from the dark purple curtains that covered a large window, to the small bed covered in a red bedspread with bottle green cushions. It all seemed out of place but strangely it went together creating a warm and comfortable room.
"Thanks" he said to Remus as he looked around the room taking everything in, it was slightly smaller than his room at the Dursley's but this room didn't have a pile of broken toys taking up half the room, and it was big enough for him.
"You don't have to stay here if you don't want to, you can move back in with Ron if you want"
"No, No, its fine" Harry quickly stopped that idea "I was just wondering about the paint job"
"I know it's a bit wild, you can paint over it if you like"
"Actually I like it"
"Told you so" said a new voice from the doorway, Harry turned round to see who it was and found himself face to face with Tonks, "You owe me a Butterbeer Remus"
"Fine" Remus said as he shook his head "Theres no accounting for taste I suppose"
This was met with twin indignant cries of "Hey"
"I'm going down to my room to prepare for next years lesson plans" he said as he walked out the door
"Wait" Harry called him back "Does that mean that you're a Teacher again?"
"What do you think" he said with a... alright theres no other way to say this ... a wolfish grin
"Oh great" Harry secretly enjoyed wiping the grin off his face "Just when I get used to calling you Remus you have to become a Professor again" he said with a grin to show he was joking
Remus shook his head "You really are the son of a Marauder aren't you" he whispered as he looked away in remembrance
"Remus" Harry called as Remus stepped away "I'm glad you'll be back at Hogwarts this year"
Remus nodded as he disappeared round the corner
"So...To what do I owe this pleasure my lady Tonks, are you that desperate to see me that you would sneak into my room" Harry joked
"You wish"
"Everynight" he whispered but she still heard him and blushed slightly "No I was just going to my room to get something"
"Your room"
"Yeah, its only across the hall from here, so if you ever need to talk or something" she said with a wink
"Hmm..."Harry pretended to think about it "Maybe I'll have to take you up on that offer"
She leant forwards and kissed him lightly on the lips before pulling away "So...do you really like this room then"
"Yeah, it's the first time that I can honestly say I've have my own room"
She smiled sadly "But do you like the colours, I mean I know it can be a bit much"
"No I love it, I just wonder who painted it?"
"I did"
"You did?"
"Yep" she said as she sat down on the bed
"Thanks Tonks" he said as he sat down beside her
"Ah don't mention it shrimp"
"SHRIMP?!?" he cried
"Kidding, sheesh, you cant even take a joke"
"Shut up..." he smiled slyly "Nyphie"
"Nyphie!?!" she said with mock outrage mimicking Harry's earlier look "Right that's it" she cried as she started tickling him
"No, no stop it" he yelped between giggles, finally it stopped with Tonks straddling him on the bed
"Yes!" She cried her arms in the air "Still the undefeated champion"
Harry made no move to escape, in fact he quite enjoyed their positions thank you very much.
Tonks turned back to Harry and shook a finger in his face "No more calling me Nyphie, Got it" she scalded
"I don't know, if this the position we'll end up in I might just keep calling you Nyphie" He noticed raise her arms to tickle him again so quickly added "Okay, okay I wont call you Nyphie as long as you don't call me Shrimp, Deal"
She tapped her finger to her chin as she pretended to think it over "Deal" she said as she leaned over and kissed him
The kiss which started teasingly, quickly became more and more frenzied until "OH Shit!" Tonks cried as she threw Harry off her and onto the floor
"Hu wha-"
'KNOCK KNOCK' came from the door
Harry looked at the door stupidly for a second then turned back to Tonks who was re-buttoning her top and re-styling her hair to look as if nothing had happened, Harry quickly tucked his shirt back Thanks Merlin that my hair is always this messed up
Once they had tidied up their appearance Harry called out "come in"
The door opened the grizzled face of Moody "Alright Harry, Dinner almost ready" he said with his eye pointed to the floor "Just thought I'll let you know"
"Oh, okay" Harry said looked at Moody with slight horror
"Well, are you going to get going or you waiting for Weasley to come get you" Moody said as Harry just stood there
"Errr..." Harry said as he looked at Tonks
"Go on Harry, we'll join you in a few minutes"
"Okay" Harry whispered as he walked out looking over his shoulder at them until he walked past the door
There was silence in the room until sat in silence until Moody broke it "Well Lass, I'm guessing that was a proximity ward I felt as I walked down the corridor"
Tonks just nodded as she played with a long strand of hair that she had grown, a nervous habit from when she was a little kid
"You know I don't usually look into people's private rooms unless I suspect there something going on in there that shouldn't be" he paused as he let that settle in before he continued "I'm also guessing that was the reason why you looked forwards to Guard duty"
"Yes" she whispered as she continued playing with her hair
"And what if someone attacked, would you have been able to protect him in that sort of position"
"I made sure there were sufficient wards so I could relax before we talked and... stuff"
"Good girl, but I know it's a bit late now but I'm taking you off guard duty next year" Moody reprimanded her
"Okay"
"Right, come on then, Molly fixed up a welcome feast for your boyfriend"
"That's it?" Moody just turned around and raised an eyebrow at her "I'm off guard duty that's it?"
"I'm in charge of the guard duty roster, not your private lives, your both old enough to make messes of them yourselves"
"Thanks Moody, erm... you wont tell anyone will you?"
"not my secret to tell lass, but I have to warn you to be careful with him"
Tonks rolled her eyes and said "I know, he's the Boy-who-Lived, got to be careful with him"
"Not what I meant lass, I meant that's he's a sixteen year old lad with his hormones going wild, when I was his age I was chasing anything in a short skirt"
"Harry's not like that"
"For your sake I hope your right" he said as he walked out the door with Tonks trailing behind him
As they sat down for dinner Tonks flashed Harry a quick thumbs up, making him to suddenly smile and drop the gloomy expression from his face which surprised a few people.
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A few days later
Remus Lupin stumbled in the front lounge of Grimmauld place and sank bonelessy into a chair and just stared into the fire for a few minutes.
A feminine voice called out "Hey Remmie" breaking into his thoughts, he looked up at the door and saw Tonks who had a red mohawk wich jumped out of her usual short hair today.
"Hey Tonks, how are you today"
"A lot better than you I think, you look terrible, was it a bad transformation"
"They seem to be worse since..." He didn't have to continue they both knew why the transformations were worse than before.
"Right then, do you want a cuppa" Tonks said changing the subject in her subtle way
"Please" Remus said "Milk, one sugar"
Tonks made a face "Ugh, sugar in tea, just ruin the fabulous drink that is tea why don't you"
"Will do" Remus said while smiling trust Tonks to put a smile on my face, which doesn't happen that much anymore ever since...
snap out of it RemusHe thought to himself You're the only one who's acting so depressed, even Harry seems to be coping better than you are
/-/But Harry's a cub, cubs bounces back amazingly from things/-/
But how many times can he 'bounce back' before breaking
Remus was once again broken from his musings by Tonks "Here you go" she said as she handed him a steaming cup of tea
"Thank you" he said as he raise it to his lips and breathed deeply letting the scent of tea fill his nose. But being a werewolf just after his Transformation, it was the only scent that filled his nose, he smelled the floor polish, were Dung had spilt his whiskey last night and of course Tonks,...and Harry?"
Remus looked around searching for where Harry might hide.
"What you looking for Remus?"
"Oh...Harry" he said distractedly
"He isn't in here, I think he's in the library with Hermione and Ron"
"Are you certain, because I'm sure that its Harry scent I can smell in this room"
Had Remus been looking at Tonks he would of seen her eyes widen comically as her face paled "No I'm sure he isn't in here" she said "I got to go the, go to the kitchen to help out, yeah that it"
StrangeRemus thought as he watched Tonks almost trip over her footstool as she left I though Molly barred Tonks from the kitchen after the 57 reparos disaster
He breathed deeply and stopped short, Harry's scent had left the same time as Tonks had left he must of crept out under James's invisibility cloak when Tonks had left
/-/ so why didn't he talk to you/-/ a voice in his head whispered to him that sounded like a younger Sirius
perhaps he just wanted to be alone
/-/Perhaps/-/ the voice agreed /-/Or perhaps it's Tonks that smells of Harry/-/
Don't be ridiculous the only way to mix scents like that is to...Remus eye widened in horror But Harry couldn't, I mean he could but, he wouldn't
/-/But how old was James when he became Seeker and ended the game with Moria McHaggad/-/
...Remus had the sneaking suspicion that the voice was smirking at him "Only one way to find out" he said out loud as he got up from the chair, ignoring his protesting muscles, and left the room heading towards the library, leaving a full cup of Tea to grow cold.
Remus almost fell into the Library in his rush to get in there and had to grab onto one of the bookcases to steady himself startling the students doing their work.
"Remus, what are you doing here, you should be resting after the full moon" Harry cried forcing Remus to smile Who's supposed to be the adult looking after the cubhe though as he took a deep breath collecting all the smell's of the room.
There was Hermione, smelling slightly of old books, who sat at the table looking worriedly at him, her books forgotten, Ron was the one who smelled of cut grass and old dungbombs, Ginny smelled slightly of Daisy and her mothers perfume. But it was Harry who had stood up to help him who his nose focused on, Harry smelled of blood, sweat and Tonks.
Remus forced the nervousness down as he spoke "Actually Harry, I'm here to speak to you if I can, in private"
"Oh okay Remus, lead the way"
Remus led Harry into a side room, he quickly cast a silencing charm and after a seconds thought he cast a locking charm on the door and turned back to Harry who had his wand pointed at him
"What did you say when you found out the form that my Boggart takes?" Harry demanded
"You fear fear itself"
Harry nodded in agreeent "Sorry, but I had to make sure after you cast those charms and as Moody says Constant Vigilance"
"Understandable, but I don't want anyone to hear this conversation, and I don't think you want anyone to hear this either"
Harry just looked puzzled so Remus continued "Did you know that just before and just after the full moon a werewolves sense of smell is increased exponentially, I can smell her on you"
It was kind of funny to watch Harry expression as the penny dropped "I..er...we're just good friends who hang out with each other" Harry said trying to lie
"Harry... The only way to mix your scents like you have is to have sex" There he said it, Remus had no idea who was more embarrassed him or Harry. Remus would have to say Harry because he just put his head in his hands as he couldn't even look at Remus.
"I have to ask Harry, are you using protection?"
Harry just groaned from his hands "I'll take that as a yes, I don't think that she would forget something like that, but just in case I'll make you up a batch of unpregnancy potion" Harry gave another groan
Harry looked up from his hands "Your not mad are you"
"Mad, no" Remus reassured him, "Surprised hell yes, I always, when I think of you, think of the third year I used to teach"
"You and everyone else" Harry muttered
Remus of course heard but he pretended he didn't "Plus I never imagined that you would get together with-"
"I know, It kind of knocked me for six, I keep thinking what does she see in me, I'm a skinny, moody, spectacle wearing 16 year old boy"
I know Tonks acts like a kid a lot of the time, but she wouldn't mess Harry around, I hope, I'll have to have a little chat with Tonks"My mother used to have a saying 'we like people because of there good points, we love them regardless of there bad points'"
"Love? I don't think its that serious yet" he caught Remus expression "I mean I really like her, she fun, she listens to me without passing judgement. She sees me Not the Boy-who-lived, not James and Lily son, not Harry Potter, but me, just Harry"
Remus just smiled at him "I'm glad you've found someone" He paused thinking about the conversation "look at me I'm supposed to be giving you the talk and embrassing you, I'm not doing a very good job of it, I've totally forgotten the plan"
"The plan?" Harry asked in dread
"Oh yeah the plan, Sirius was the one who made it up and he was going to be the one to give you the talk and he had it all planned out, he even had diagrams, a lot of Diagrams"
Harry and Remus shared a small laugh both feeling a strange mixture of joy, loss and remembence.
Harry was the one who broke the silence with a question that had been troubling him "Erm...Do you think that Sirius would be mad at me?"
"Of course he wouldn't be mad, he might be a little disapointed, you've broken his record of losing his viginity by at least two months, and of course your dating a Hot older witch, who just happens to be a Metamorphmagus, You don't do things by halves do you Harry"
Harry just smiled sadly as a blush creeped up his face
"Come on" said Remus "Your friends will be wondering were we've got to"
"Thanks Moony, can you keep this a secret for now?"
"Of Course, Marauders Honour!" Remus said as he gave a salute
"Thanks"
They both left the room having said what needed to be said neither noticing the pale peach end of an extendible ear that hung from the ceiling...
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Okay that's it chapter two finished, what do you think, was the talk okay?
- When American teenager (usually male) are trying to be discreet about how far they got with their signifant other they use Baseball analogys, why wouldn't Wizards use the same idea Beater – a small kiss and not much more Keeper – More use of Hands Chaser – Getting further than Keeper and starting to score Seeker – End Game with a huge amount of points
Okay im a perv, I would say I'm sorry but I'm not
Please review and tell me what you think
Imaginaryfriend101
Recommend you read First Date first
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"So, is someone going to help me take this to My and Rons room" Harry said gesturing to his Trunk and Hedwigs cage that was laid haphazardly in the centre of the Hallway of Number 12 Grimmauld place. He had just escaped for another year from the Dursleys and said the appropriate greetings to everyone who had gathered to meet him, Ron, Ginny, Hermione the rest of the Weasleys and the Order members who had brought him over.
It was good to see everyone together again, but he just wanted to get away from the large gaggle of people.
"Actually" It was Remus who spoke up "Your not sharing with Ron anymore, it was felt that you would like your own space more"
Harry tried not to show that he was pleased with the gesture, as he was worried about how Ron might feel, so he simply nodded his head to show he understood as he replied "So where do I take everything" as he grabbed one end of his trunk
Remus smiled sadly as he reached over and easily pulled the trunk out of his hands and carried it, he caught Harry surprised look "One of the few perks of being a Werewolf" he explained "Now grab Hedwig's cage and follow me" so Harry did
They finally reached their destination as the entered a room on the second floor, that was, in a word, colourful. From the floor pale yellow wooden flooring, to the soft blue walls, from the dark purple curtains that covered a large window, to the small bed covered in a red bedspread with bottle green cushions. It all seemed out of place but strangely it went together creating a warm and comfortable room.
"Thanks" he said to Remus as he looked around the room taking everything in, it was slightly smaller than his room at the Dursley's but this room didn't have a pile of broken toys taking up half the room, and it was big enough for him.
"You don't have to stay here if you don't want to, you can move back in with Ron if you want"
"No, No, its fine" Harry quickly stopped that idea "I was just wondering about the paint job"
"I know it's a bit wild, you can paint over it if you like"
"Actually I like it"
"Told you so" said a new voice from the doorway, Harry turned round to see who it was and found himself face to face with Tonks, "You owe me a Butterbeer Remus"
"Fine" Remus said as he shook his head "Theres no accounting for taste I suppose"
This was met with twin indignant cries of "Hey"
"I'm going down to my room to prepare for next years lesson plans" he said as he walked out the door
"Wait" Harry called him back "Does that mean that you're a Teacher again?"
"What do you think" he said with a... alright theres no other way to say this ... a wolfish grin
"Oh great" Harry secretly enjoyed wiping the grin off his face "Just when I get used to calling you Remus you have to become a Professor again" he said with a grin to show he was joking
Remus shook his head "You really are the son of a Marauder aren't you" he whispered as he looked away in remembrance
"Remus" Harry called as Remus stepped away "I'm glad you'll be back at Hogwarts this year"
Remus nodded as he disappeared round the corner
"So...To what do I owe this pleasure my lady Tonks, are you that desperate to see me that you would sneak into my room" Harry joked
"You wish"
"Everynight" he whispered but she still heard him and blushed slightly "No I was just going to my room to get something"
"Your room"
"Yeah, its only across the hall from here, so if you ever need to talk or something" she said with a wink
"Hmm..."Harry pretended to think about it "Maybe I'll have to take you up on that offer"
She leant forwards and kissed him lightly on the lips before pulling away "So...do you really like this room then"
"Yeah, it's the first time that I can honestly say I've have my own room"
She smiled sadly "But do you like the colours, I mean I know it can be a bit much"
"No I love it, I just wonder who painted it?"
"I did"
"You did?"
"Yep" she said as she sat down on the bed
"Thanks Tonks" he said as he sat down beside her
"Ah don't mention it shrimp"
"SHRIMP?!?" he cried
"Kidding, sheesh, you cant even take a joke"
"Shut up..." he smiled slyly "Nyphie"
"Nyphie!?!" she said with mock outrage mimicking Harry's earlier look "Right that's it" she cried as she started tickling him
"No, no stop it" he yelped between giggles, finally it stopped with Tonks straddling him on the bed
"Yes!" She cried her arms in the air "Still the undefeated champion"
Harry made no move to escape, in fact he quite enjoyed their positions thank you very much.
Tonks turned back to Harry and shook a finger in his face "No more calling me Nyphie, Got it" she scalded
"I don't know, if this the position we'll end up in I might just keep calling you Nyphie" He noticed raise her arms to tickle him again so quickly added "Okay, okay I wont call you Nyphie as long as you don't call me Shrimp, Deal"
She tapped her finger to her chin as she pretended to think it over "Deal" she said as she leaned over and kissed him
The kiss which started teasingly, quickly became more and more frenzied until "OH Shit!" Tonks cried as she threw Harry off her and onto the floor
"Hu wha-"
'KNOCK KNOCK' came from the door
Harry looked at the door stupidly for a second then turned back to Tonks who was re-buttoning her top and re-styling her hair to look as if nothing had happened, Harry quickly tucked his shirt back Thanks Merlin that my hair is always this messed up
Once they had tidied up their appearance Harry called out "come in"
The door opened the grizzled face of Moody "Alright Harry, Dinner almost ready" he said with his eye pointed to the floor "Just thought I'll let you know"
"Oh, okay" Harry said looked at Moody with slight horror
"Well, are you going to get going or you waiting for Weasley to come get you" Moody said as Harry just stood there
"Errr..." Harry said as he looked at Tonks
"Go on Harry, we'll join you in a few minutes"
"Okay" Harry whispered as he walked out looking over his shoulder at them until he walked past the door
There was silence in the room until sat in silence until Moody broke it "Well Lass, I'm guessing that was a proximity ward I felt as I walked down the corridor"
Tonks just nodded as she played with a long strand of hair that she had grown, a nervous habit from when she was a little kid
"You know I don't usually look into people's private rooms unless I suspect there something going on in there that shouldn't be" he paused as he let that settle in before he continued "I'm also guessing that was the reason why you looked forwards to Guard duty"
"Yes" she whispered as she continued playing with her hair
"And what if someone attacked, would you have been able to protect him in that sort of position"
"I made sure there were sufficient wards so I could relax before we talked and... stuff"
"Good girl, but I know it's a bit late now but I'm taking you off guard duty next year" Moody reprimanded her
"Okay"
"Right, come on then, Molly fixed up a welcome feast for your boyfriend"
"That's it?" Moody just turned around and raised an eyebrow at her "I'm off guard duty that's it?"
"I'm in charge of the guard duty roster, not your private lives, your both old enough to make messes of them yourselves"
"Thanks Moody, erm... you wont tell anyone will you?"
"not my secret to tell lass, but I have to warn you to be careful with him"
Tonks rolled her eyes and said "I know, he's the Boy-who-Lived, got to be careful with him"
"Not what I meant lass, I meant that's he's a sixteen year old lad with his hormones going wild, when I was his age I was chasing anything in a short skirt"
"Harry's not like that"
"For your sake I hope your right" he said as he walked out the door with Tonks trailing behind him
As they sat down for dinner Tonks flashed Harry a quick thumbs up, making him to suddenly smile and drop the gloomy expression from his face which surprised a few people.
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A few days later
Remus Lupin stumbled in the front lounge of Grimmauld place and sank bonelessy into a chair and just stared into the fire for a few minutes.
A feminine voice called out "Hey Remmie" breaking into his thoughts, he looked up at the door and saw Tonks who had a red mohawk wich jumped out of her usual short hair today.
"Hey Tonks, how are you today"
"A lot better than you I think, you look terrible, was it a bad transformation"
"They seem to be worse since..." He didn't have to continue they both knew why the transformations were worse than before.
"Right then, do you want a cuppa" Tonks said changing the subject in her subtle way
"Please" Remus said "Milk, one sugar"
Tonks made a face "Ugh, sugar in tea, just ruin the fabulous drink that is tea why don't you"
"Will do" Remus said while smiling trust Tonks to put a smile on my face, which doesn't happen that much anymore ever since...
snap out of it RemusHe thought to himself You're the only one who's acting so depressed, even Harry seems to be coping better than you are
/-/But Harry's a cub, cubs bounces back amazingly from things/-/
But how many times can he 'bounce back' before breaking
Remus was once again broken from his musings by Tonks "Here you go" she said as she handed him a steaming cup of tea
"Thank you" he said as he raise it to his lips and breathed deeply letting the scent of tea fill his nose. But being a werewolf just after his Transformation, it was the only scent that filled his nose, he smelled the floor polish, were Dung had spilt his whiskey last night and of course Tonks,...and Harry?"
Remus looked around searching for where Harry might hide.
"What you looking for Remus?"
"Oh...Harry" he said distractedly
"He isn't in here, I think he's in the library with Hermione and Ron"
"Are you certain, because I'm sure that its Harry scent I can smell in this room"
Had Remus been looking at Tonks he would of seen her eyes widen comically as her face paled "No I'm sure he isn't in here" she said "I got to go the, go to the kitchen to help out, yeah that it"
StrangeRemus thought as he watched Tonks almost trip over her footstool as she left I though Molly barred Tonks from the kitchen after the 57 reparos disaster
He breathed deeply and stopped short, Harry's scent had left the same time as Tonks had left he must of crept out under James's invisibility cloak when Tonks had left
/-/ so why didn't he talk to you/-/ a voice in his head whispered to him that sounded like a younger Sirius
perhaps he just wanted to be alone
/-/Perhaps/-/ the voice agreed /-/Or perhaps it's Tonks that smells of Harry/-/
Don't be ridiculous the only way to mix scents like that is to...Remus eye widened in horror But Harry couldn't, I mean he could but, he wouldn't
/-/But how old was James when he became Seeker and ended the game with Moria McHaggad/-/
...Remus had the sneaking suspicion that the voice was smirking at him "Only one way to find out" he said out loud as he got up from the chair, ignoring his protesting muscles, and left the room heading towards the library, leaving a full cup of Tea to grow cold.
Remus almost fell into the Library in his rush to get in there and had to grab onto one of the bookcases to steady himself startling the students doing their work.
"Remus, what are you doing here, you should be resting after the full moon" Harry cried forcing Remus to smile Who's supposed to be the adult looking after the cubhe though as he took a deep breath collecting all the smell's of the room.
There was Hermione, smelling slightly of old books, who sat at the table looking worriedly at him, her books forgotten, Ron was the one who smelled of cut grass and old dungbombs, Ginny smelled slightly of Daisy and her mothers perfume. But it was Harry who had stood up to help him who his nose focused on, Harry smelled of blood, sweat and Tonks.
Remus forced the nervousness down as he spoke "Actually Harry, I'm here to speak to you if I can, in private"
"Oh okay Remus, lead the way"
Remus led Harry into a side room, he quickly cast a silencing charm and after a seconds thought he cast a locking charm on the door and turned back to Harry who had his wand pointed at him
"What did you say when you found out the form that my Boggart takes?" Harry demanded
"You fear fear itself"
Harry nodded in agreeent "Sorry, but I had to make sure after you cast those charms and as Moody says Constant Vigilance"
"Understandable, but I don't want anyone to hear this conversation, and I don't think you want anyone to hear this either"
Harry just looked puzzled so Remus continued "Did you know that just before and just after the full moon a werewolves sense of smell is increased exponentially, I can smell her on you"
It was kind of funny to watch Harry expression as the penny dropped "I..er...we're just good friends who hang out with each other" Harry said trying to lie
"Harry... The only way to mix your scents like you have is to have sex" There he said it, Remus had no idea who was more embarrassed him or Harry. Remus would have to say Harry because he just put his head in his hands as he couldn't even look at Remus.
"I have to ask Harry, are you using protection?"
Harry just groaned from his hands "I'll take that as a yes, I don't think that she would forget something like that, but just in case I'll make you up a batch of unpregnancy potion" Harry gave another groan
Harry looked up from his hands "Your not mad are you"
"Mad, no" Remus reassured him, "Surprised hell yes, I always, when I think of you, think of the third year I used to teach"
"You and everyone else" Harry muttered
Remus of course heard but he pretended he didn't "Plus I never imagined that you would get together with-"
"I know, It kind of knocked me for six, I keep thinking what does she see in me, I'm a skinny, moody, spectacle wearing 16 year old boy"
I know Tonks acts like a kid a lot of the time, but she wouldn't mess Harry around, I hope, I'll have to have a little chat with Tonks"My mother used to have a saying 'we like people because of there good points, we love them regardless of there bad points'"
"Love? I don't think its that serious yet" he caught Remus expression "I mean I really like her, she fun, she listens to me without passing judgement. She sees me Not the Boy-who-lived, not James and Lily son, not Harry Potter, but me, just Harry"
Remus just smiled at him "I'm glad you've found someone" He paused thinking about the conversation "look at me I'm supposed to be giving you the talk and embrassing you, I'm not doing a very good job of it, I've totally forgotten the plan"
"The plan?" Harry asked in dread
"Oh yeah the plan, Sirius was the one who made it up and he was going to be the one to give you the talk and he had it all planned out, he even had diagrams, a lot of Diagrams"
Harry and Remus shared a small laugh both feeling a strange mixture of joy, loss and remembence.
Harry was the one who broke the silence with a question that had been troubling him "Erm...Do you think that Sirius would be mad at me?"
"Of course he wouldn't be mad, he might be a little disapointed, you've broken his record of losing his viginity by at least two months, and of course your dating a Hot older witch, who just happens to be a Metamorphmagus, You don't do things by halves do you Harry"
Harry just smiled sadly as a blush creeped up his face
"Come on" said Remus "Your friends will be wondering were we've got to"
"Thanks Moony, can you keep this a secret for now?"
"Of Course, Marauders Honour!" Remus said as he gave a salute
"Thanks"
They both left the room having said what needed to be said neither noticing the pale peach end of an extendible ear that hung from the ceiling...
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Okay that's it chapter two finished, what do you think, was the talk okay?
- When American teenager (usually male) are trying to be discreet about how far they got with their signifant other they use Baseball analogys, why wouldn't Wizards use the same idea Beater – a small kiss and not much more Keeper – More use of Hands Chaser – Getting further than Keeper and starting to score Seeker – End Game with a huge amount of points
Okay im a perv, I would say I'm sorry but I'm not
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