Found Out
By Imaginaryfriend101
Okay this is the scene that I first imagined when I first came up with this story so I hope you enjoy
"Speech"
-extenable ear-
/thought/
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Fred and George Weasley both sat in the middle of their room surrounded by various half completed pranks and order forms when an pale peach line suddenly started jumping up and down, making one of them reach out and poke it in his ear with a wide grin on his face.
"Who is it" George whispered to his counter part with the extenable ear
"Its good olde Remmie" Fred whispered back making shushing motions with his hands "And our good friend Harry I think, sound like an important conversation"
"Well we shouldn't really listen in then.."
"Yeah your right I suppose" Fred said and reached up for the EE but what he heard stopped him
-... I can smell her on you-
Fred eyes widen dramatically making George ask impatiently "What it is? What is it?"
"I don't think Harry is the BOY who lived any longer" Fred told his brother putting emphasis on the BOY as he listened "But it sounds like he is definitely the Man who lived"
"You mean he..." Fred just nodded "Woo Hoo, way to go Harry, waitaminute, who with"
Fred blinked a few time, "they haven't mentioned it yet" at the word yet George grabbed the EE and pulled it out of Fred's ear, and tapping his wand to the end making it practically split in half. He put one half in his ear and offered the other half to his brother.
Taking it his brother smiled and said "Fred you're a genius" making him smile in pride that was quickly washed away by a look of confusion "Hey, waitaminute... I'm George"
"Opps sorry" Fred said without looking sorry at all "Let me rephrase that... George, I'm a genius"
George was about to continue this little argument when he heard something through the EE, they both turned towards each other and said at the same time "We've got to find that plan"
They both sat in silence for a few more minutes until they heard what they had been waiting for -your dating a Hot older witch, who just happens to be a Metamorphmagus-
Which two twin cries of "TONKS".
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It was a few hours later that Fred and George came out of their room in search of Tonks carefully keeping the devious looks off their faces. Surprisingly, or unsurprisingly as the case may be, they found her in the first place they looked, her room.
"Hey guys, what can I do for you" she greeted with a grin that was slightly forced.
"Wellll..." Fred drawled
"We just heard something interesting -"
The smile fell from Tonks face, "Let me guess, has it got anything to do with me and Harry"
"Told you Fred, Auror's are good at figuring things out"
"And Auror's are good at cursing people who bother them about there private lives" Tonks broke in with a no nonsense look on her face
George gave an audible gulp and Fred took over, "We don't mean to bother you about it, but we we're wondering if you'll help us out with something"
"Are you trying to blackmail me?" Tonks said fury creeping into her voice
"Nothing like that-"
"-look why don't you listen to what we have to say"
Tonks looked at both smiling faces before reluctantly letting them in
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Harry looked across the table at Tonks, who smiled in return, /she seems brighter now/ he thought smiling back at her. /She seemed really worried that Remus knew about us before, if he told someone she could get fired easily, or worse hounded by reporters and receiving hate mail from disgruntled 'fans'/ he gave a shudder, which caused Hermione to give him a look.
"Its okay" he whispered "just had a scary thought"
She nodded and turned back to talking to Ginny but not before catching him looking at Tonks again.
Harry had just eaten the last of the generous portion that Mrs Weasley had given him off his plate when he heard a voice behind him.
"Wotcher Harry"
Harry jumped up startled and stared across at Tonks, he then slowly looked behind him to see both Fred and George Weasley.
"Hey you two, what can I do for you?" he asked
"Can you come up to our room for a bit"
"Theres something we need to talk about"
"Okay" he said unsurely, their greeting having thrown him slightly
"Great" they said together as they grabbed him by his arms and carried him out of the room
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As soon as they got to the Weasley twins bedroom, they both shoved Harry into a wooden chair in the centre of the room. The first thing Harry notice was how dark the room was, he couldn't even see the walls, the next thing he noticed was that the chair had grown straps securing him down.
"Fred, George, get me out of this thing, Help" He cried out
"Don't worry Harry we wont Harm you in any way, shape or form" Harry couldn't which one of the Twins was speaking it was so dark
"I wouldn't count on the last two though"
"There also a silence charm on the room so no one can hear us"
"What, why?" Harry asked a hint of fear
"Well we noticed you've never had a girlfriend"
"So we thought we'd help you out"
"So welcome to 'Blind Date'" the light flicked on showing three curtains on the wall opposite him, that he thought hid portraits or pictures of some kind, infront of them stood one of the twins while the other stood on his left.
"Wha-" Harry tried to say but was cut off by George from across the room with a well placed charm "Shh" he stage whispered "Quiet on the set"
"Tonight, Harry, we have a selection of three beautiful young woman who might just be your special someone" Fred said by his side in a Liverpool accent "George show Harry choice number one"
"Choice number one is Quidditch Rival Cho Chang" George said as he pulled the curtains apart to show a picture of Cho Chang flying on the Ravenclaw Quidditch team "You semi dated Cho last year which ended with a Date on the Hogmeade weekend that you kinda ruined, but would she be willing to give it another go?"
"Now Harry, we don't mind if you date Cho" Fred said with his hand on Harry shoulder "But you must remember, on the Quidditch pitch she is your enemy"
"George" Fred called out as Harry tried to respond but found his mouth not working "Who is behind curtain number Two"
"Girl number two is our Favourite Sister Virgina 'Ginny' Weasley" George as he showed an old family portrait of their sister "Ginny has had a crush on you since she was eleven, She is currently going out with Dean Thomas but still carries a torch for her first love"
Both of the Weasley twin gave cries of "Aww" when he said this and Harry face turned bright red in embarrassment.
"But of course Harry" George said from next to the photo of his sister looking quite serious
"If you touch our sister" Fred continued as they spoke in tandem
"We will have to beat you up" George said smiling
"Nothing personal you understand Harry Old Boy" Fred said next to him, gripping his shoulder in what Harry thought would have been a reassuring way if Fred didn't grip it so hard.
"Right then our final choice is, George please"
"Oh sorry" George turn from glaring at Harry threaten and pulled open the last pair of curtains to reveal "Choice number three is our Resident bookworm Hermione Granger, Miss Granger enjoys studying and tidiness, she is your best friend but could she be more" with that George walked over to stand on the other side of Harry's chair "Course if you wanted to be more Ron would be disappointed" he continued
"What, Why?" Harry asked mildly surprised that he could talk again
"Because he's had a crush on her since the Yule ball in fourth year" Fred said
Harry was lost for words, choosing to forget the 'blind date' he focused on the conservation "He never told me"
"Ahh I know but we're his brother's and we found out in the way all brother find out their siblings secret crushes" said George to explain
"Yeah we read his diary" Fred clarified
"Oh" was all Harry could manage, thanking Merlin that he didn't keep a diary.
"So" Fred said clapping his hands together
"So what" Harry asked trying trying to delay the inevitable
"So... Which girl would you most like to be with"
"Choice One – Cho Chang"
"Choice Two – Ginny Weasley" George glared at him as he said this
"Or Choice Three – Hermione Granger"
Both of them looked at Harry with expectant faces "Err... well" Harry stumbled for words.
Fred and George caught each other eye as they tried not to burst out laughing at Harry's face "Well?" they said together
"Well... I don't actually like any of them in that way, I sure there all wonderful girls but I don't think any of them are right for me" Harry said as he looked up at the Twins hopefully
The twins just grinned back at him then "Oh no what ever shall we do" Fred said in mock horror
"Perhaps Choice Number Four" George said fearfully
"Perhaps you are right brother" Fred said solemnly
They grabbed his chair and spun it around to face the other wall were he noticed for the first time another full length curtain, both twins walked up to it still talking
"Only one woman is brave enough"
"Only one woman is crazy enough"
"We present to you..."
"Nymphadora Tonks" they shouted together as they pulled aside the curtains to reveal the form of Tonks who was crouched over laughing so hard tears were rolling down her face "Y..you should h..have seen y..You're f..face" she gasped out causing both Fred and George to burst out laughing.
Harry looked at them in shock for a second until he understood "This is a prank!"
Fred just nodded "Oh Merlin Harry you should of seen your face, it looked like you were about to wet yourself" before bursting out laughing again
George, seeing the expression on Harry face said "Sorry mate, but when we heard you and Remus talking, well, we couldn't resist"
"You heard that" Harry asked in a small voice and then trying to put his head in his hands, but finding he was still secured in "Hey can you let me out of this thing sometime soon"
"I don't know lover boy, I think we could have some fun"
All three boys' brains turn to mush for a second after they heard Tonks statement. "Maybe later" Harry finally managed to get out, making the twins wake up from their pleasant daydream and untie him, all red faced.
"Presents" George cried as he picked up a basket from under the chair, and withdrew a box of candies "Now these are from our 'Witch Winters' chain of pranks" he said handing them to Harry
Seeing Harry and Tonks confused looks Fred continued "'Witch Winters' are pranks that are best used for couples only"
"Those are tiny ton tongue toffee's" George said with a nod towards the box
"They make your tongue grow about a foot long and still be totally flexible"
"Big sellers to our female clients"
Harry turned bright red and Tonks was slightly pinkinsh as she replied "Only one box? aww"
The Twins ignored her and pulled out a big black hairy pillow "This is another great seller"
"Just tap it with your wand and say-"
The twins together "I solemnly swear I am up to no go" with that the pillow swelled in size so it was roughly the size of a person, "and then put it under your covers in your bed"
"and no one will notice your gone" with that they handed it to Harry with large smiles on their faces, Harry just pulled out his wand, tapped the pillow and said "mischief managed" making the pillow shrink to its normal size.
"how did you know-"Tonks started but was cut off by Fred "Well I think the love birds want to be alone now"
"Remember we want a full product report by the end of the week" George hollered as the twins pushed them out the door
"You'll have it by morning" Tonks called back making Harry gulp
The twins just smiled and saluted as they said in unison "We salute you Harry and Good Luck"
Harry just gulped again as they stood in the doorway, "By the way, we're saluting you too Tonks" Fred said
"You just cant see it" George finished with a smirk as the door slammed shut.
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It was the day before the return to Hogwarts and the kids we're sat in the Library just sitting around talking, or in the case of Ginny doing some last minute Homework while muttering about how unfair it was that Sixth years didn't get Homework
"You guys finished packing yet" Hermione asked
"Just got a few items left to throw in there yet" Ron replied
"Mostly" Harry said with a sigh
"Hermione hrmp "You should be finished packing by now, you don't want to leave it ill the last minute now do you" Ron had the good grace to look sheepish but Harry just sighed again
"I know, its just difficult packing up my stuff from my first real home, I'm going to miss being here"
Ron seeing a way to change the subject from his bad organisation skills jumped in "I know what your going to miss most though" he continued as he saw Harry's confused look "Tonks!"
Harry eye bugged out as his face tried to turn a red to rival Ron's at his best they know, how, oh Merlin
"Oh come on Harry, didn't you think we wouldn't notice the way your eyes follow her around the room, or how you always smile when she'll around" Hermione replied matter of faculty "It's pretty obvious you've got a crush"
"A crush, yeah a crush" Harry nervously got out as he gave a breath of relief
"Really Harry, you should focus your sights on someone actually in your age bracket" Hermione said ignoring Ron's fake cough of 'Lockhart' with great effort
"Like who" Harry asked before he could stop himself
"I'm sure that there's a lot of girls who would want to go out with you" Ginny spoke up making Harry wonder if the Twins had been right
"Look can we just drop it please" Harry said not wanting to go any further with this conversation "I don't like talking about my love life or lack thereof" and with that the conversation drifted onto more mundane topics.
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