Author's Note
That's right, this story wasn't canceled! But i'm really sorry for the late upload, I just had so much trouble writing this chapter.
I mean rewrote this thing THREE times! But I did get it finished, and I hope you all like it.
-MisterStevenson
It opened up on Chris standing on the Dock of Shame. "Let's get this over with." He said to himself.
(Narrated by Chris McLean)
Last time on Total Drama Island! The Frogs of Death and the Ferocious Trout were all split up for their next challenge, which turned out to be a cook-off! The boys ran into their own sets of problems, but none as disastrous as what happened to the girls. [Shows Ripper getting hit by a crate of onions]
The girls lost the cook-off because they were sabotaged by Julia, one of their own teammates, she REALLY wanted MK to leave. But, Julia made up for it at the end and volunteered for elimination instead, quite the sacrifice.
What other twists await? And did the network finally approve of my ideas? Hehe, find out on the latest edition of Total…Drama…Island!
(Fade to Opening and Back Again)
It opened on several of the campers at the beach. Emma and Scary Girl were relaxing in lounge chairs, Wayne, Raj, Caleb, and Damien were playing a game of volleyball, and Priya was meditating on a rock.
"And boom! Game. Set. Match!" Damien shouted. "Aw man…Well, good game guys." Wayne said. "It panned over to a different part of the beach, where Bowie was suntanning, and Zee was passed out.
(Confessional)
Zee- "So, i've kinda had trouble staying awake these past couple days, but good thing the challenges haven't been real physical so far, it'd be a nightmare if they were."
(Confessional End)
Then it cut over to Chris, who was holding a megaphone. He held up an airhorn to it, and blew it, creating a VERY loud noise. "Aww, looks like the big bad Chris is here to ruin our fun." Bowie said, disappointedly.
"Guess we'll rematch later." Raj said. "Very loud noises. Must that be the only way to get our attention?" Priya asked nobody. "Well, I guess challenge day's here already." Scary Girl said. "No use keeping them waiting." Emma added as they both got up.
"*snore*...*snore*...Huh? What's going on? Where's everyone going?" Zee groggily asked. It cut to the campers back in their normal clothes, and now joined by those absent from the beach.
"So, did you have fun?" Ripper asked. "It was fun, too bad you couldn't go. You woulda loved it!" Scary Girl exclaimed. "I'm sure I would have…" Ripper subtly rolled his eyes. "Alright campers! Listen up, 'cause this is a good one!" Chris announced, walking onscreen.
"Is it another dress-up challenge? Because i've been dying to show off my charms to the world!" Bowie exclaimed. "Keep your charms to yourself, and no. I'm happy to say that this challenge will actually make you use your leg muscles, your arm muscles, actually just your muscles in general." Chris explained.
"So does that mean…?" Raj asked in anticipation. "Yep, it's finally time for a physical challenge!" Chris exclaimed. "Alright!" Wayne and Raj high-fived. "I dunno what's got the homies excited. But I can get behind it." Damien added.
"Well, my twelve days of…Eh, that pun doesn't work in the summer. Anyways, my twelve CAMPERS." Chris awkwardly recovered. "Today's challenge is a Canadian favorite!" Chris announced.
"It's a good old-"thrash"-ioned game of ice hockey!" Chris announced. "Hockey, you aren't joking right now?" Wayne asked, on the edge of his metaphorical seat. "No jokes here, you two can put those hockey jerseys to use." Chris responded.
"Yeah baby!" Raj shouted out. "I woulda preferred football or somethin', but I can ride wit' this." Damien said. "I am not the best in sports, but I shall try my best." Priya said.
"Well, the relaxing stuff was good while it lasted, but I knew challenges like this would come eventually." Caleb said. "How are you so calm about this!? With how much people punch and shove each other in this game, my handsome face won't survive!" Bowie complained.
"I haven't played any sports since I was in Grade School. I'll just be bad at whatever i'm supposed to do." Emma sighed, dejectedly. "Aww cheer up. Sports are supposed to be fun and bring people closer together!" Scary Girl tried to cheer up Emma.
"And Ripper, unlike the beach, you actually get to join us!" Scary Girl exclaimed. "Yeah, let's do it." Ripper said.
(Confessional)
Ripper- "Yeah, sports aren't exactly my forte. I'm not exactly up for the idea of being surrounded by a bunch of sweaty guys on a hot day. I mean, I may like baseball, but it doesn't mean I wanna play it."
(Confessional End)
"Okay, Frogs of Death and Ferocious Trout, follow me to the challenge point. Hehe, this'll be a great day." Chris said that last part quietly. "Hey um, MK? Do you happen to be good at sports?" Emma asked.
"Not real sports. But I once got the high score on Virtual Ice Hockey." She responded. "Oh…Looks like we're in the same boat then." Emma went to put her hands in her pockets…Before remembering her skirt didn't have pockets.
It cut over to The Frogs of Death, or more specifically, Millie. "I don't wanna be a pessimist…But I don't got a good feelin' about this challenge." She said, glancing at the Ferocious Trout.
"Come on girl, don't be like that. What do THEY got that WE don't got?" Damien asked. "Don't you "girl" me, and just look at them." Millie pointed her thumb back at the Ferocious Trout.
Wayne and Raj were pumped up, and had determined looks on their faces. And Caleb was the bulkiest person here. "They got some good stuff on their side I gotta admit." Damien said. "We may have Zee and his height, but I don't think that will matter…Since the boy falls asleep every ten seconds." Millie commented.
"Hey, I do *yawn* not!" It panned over to show that Zee was two feet away from them. "Mm-mm-mm, we gotta bring our all and then some on this one." Millie commented. Then it cut back over to the Ferocious Trout.
"I'm tellin' you, Topher could've been the villain of that season if he had a slightly different strategy." "Well, i'd have anyone over that annoying country girl, hell, i'd have taken Sky over her." Wayne and Raj conversed.
"...Hey Wayne?" The voice of Emma was heard offscreen. "What's up?" "Everyone calls you Wayne, but the name on the back of your jersey says Dwayne Jr., so is Wayne like a nickname or something?" Emma asked.
"Actually, that's exactly what it is. See, me and my Dad have the same name, and I kinda got tired of just being called "Junior" around the house." Wayne explained. "Oh, so you just removed the D from your name." Emma said.
"Correct you are!" Wayne exclaimed. Suddenly…Raj had a devious smirk on his face. "Hey Emma, you wanna know something embarrassing about ol' Wayne here?" Raj asked. "Huh?" "Raj…" Emma and Wayne responded.
"It's just that, when this guy was racing around the world with his Dad-", "Raj, I swear to God!" "He had a crush on a girl who looked awfully similar to yo-" Before Raj finished, Wayne tackled him to the ground.
Raj was laughing like a madman while Wayne was screaming all kinds of "shut ups!" and "be quiets!" all while a cartoon smoke cloud was covering them. "Is…This what it's like having a best friend?" Emma asked, completely confused.
At that, the two slowly got up and dusted themselves off. "Well…Kinda." Wayne answered. "Yeah, friends tease each other all the time. It's one of the things that makes a friendship fun!" Raj added.
"Like, you've had to have teased one of your friends at least once." Wayne said. "Umm…Aside from you two, I don't really have any friends." Emma admitted. After that, Emma found herself bumping straight into Wayne, who had stopped in his tracks.
"You mean before you got here, you had NO friends?" Wayne asked. "That's…Terrible!" Raj added. "How does a girl like you have no friends?" Wayne added onto that addition. "W-Well, I don't really do anything to stand out at school. I usually compare myself to a background character in a cartoon." Emma said.
"Okay, that's it. We're gonna help you with that problem! And here's one way to do it." It panned away from the three and over to MK, who had a worried look on her face.
(Confessional)
MK- "I REALLY hope we win this challenge today! Because when you take my teammates into consideration, Caleb and Bowie are boyfriends, and Emma, Wayne, and Raj have a whole friendship alliance going on. I'm the odd one out here!"
(Confessional End)
It cut back to both teams, who were now facing a building where one of the lakes used to be. "Campers, this place is the location of today's challenge. It took the interns three days of back-breaking labor…But said labor wasn't for nothing because…" Chris led the twelve inside the building.
When the campers entered the building, the A/C was cranked up high. And an ice rink was in the middle of the room. "We managed to turn one of Camp Wawanakwa's many bodies of water, into an ice rink!" Chris finished.
"Hot diggity damn!" Damien exclaimed. "It's freezing though." Zee commented. "I haven't ice skated in so long! I'm so excited!" Scary Girl exclaimed. "I don't know about this." Millie said. "What is the matter? Do you not know how to skate?" Priya asked.
"It ain't that. A couple years ago, my cousin slipped and broke her back while ice skating. I was there, and I saw and HEARD the whole thing. I've had a fear of skating ever since." She explained.
"That would taint someone's view on ice skating as well." Priya said. "Come on girl, we gotta do this challenge! Now hurry and scurry on, they're about to descend upon us, so don't treat this like a trip to the salon!" Damien rapped, before getting slapped.
"Man, shut your mouth boy! And take those mediocre rap skills over there." Millie pointed in the opposite direction. "...Mediocre?" Damien said, his pride falling. "Note to self…Don't mess with Millie." Ripper commented.
"So, if you'll look over to your left, you'll see multiple pairs of ice skates, gloves, and even some coats. You'll find the stuff that fits you, and then you'll get ready for the-", but before Chris could finish, his phone started to ring. "Yeah? I'm kinda in the middle of something here." Chris walked offscreen.
"Huh, that was weird." Caleb said. "I actually agree." Bowie agreed. "What do you mean "actually"?" Caleb began. "Hey these are some pretty nice skates." Caleb was interrupted by Wayne, sitting on one of the benches and trying on one of the ice skates.
"Yeah they're nice…I wouldn't call 'em high quality, but still." Raj added. "Eh, might as well." Ripper remarked, before going over to the skates. And slowly, more and more people started going over.
"Alright campers! So I just got finished talking to the producers, and there seems to be a bit of a delay with the hockey equipment." Chris announced. "So looks like you have some time to enjoy the ice before the game!" Chris finished.
There were various cheers at the announcement. "Well let's go man!" Wayne exclaimed. "Right behind you!" Raj added. "But first…" "Huh? Wait, what're you-!?" Wayne and Raj each took one of Emma's hands, and brought her out to the rink.
"One way not to blend into the background…Get out there with everyone else!" Wayne exclaimed. "That looks like fun! Here I come!" Scary Girl skated onto the rink as well. "Move over people, let me show you how it's done!" Bowie exclaimed.
And one by one, everybody began ice skating. Some took more convincing than others. "*sigh* I don't want to be left out…But the accident…Grgh, if I fall, i'm taking that person with me." Millie said.
"And here. We. Go!" It cut over to Wayne, Raj, and Emma, who appeared to be having some kind of a race. It then quickly cut over to Priya, who was skating and maintaining form with her eyes closed.
Then to Zee who also had his eyes closed…But he crashed into the wall and went over the edge. Ripper was skating normally, but Scary Girl was skating vibrantly and full of energy. MK looked to be jam-ice skating, and finally it cut to Bowie, who was skating with the style and grace of a professional.
"Yo, the guy's got some skills." Damien commented, then Caleb skated onscreen. "Yeah, he wants to be the best in just about everything. The work is showing." Caleb said. "The work for her…Not so much." Caleb looked over to Millie, who was struggling to stay on her feet.
(Confessional)
Millie- "Okay, so maybe I exaggerated a bit, when I said that I don't skate because of my cousin. The truth is…I can't skate worth a sh-*bleep*. But that thing with my cousin did happen though!"
(Confessional End)
It cut back over to Scary Girl, who was literally skating circles around Ripper. "Come on, don't you at least know how to do a figure-eight?" Scary Girl asked. "No, I told you I don't skate much. And also i'm starting to get dizzy." Ripper responded.
"Sorry...! Hey I just had a weird but…Kinda scary thought." Scary Girl said. "What, a Scary Girl thought, or just a scary-scary thought?" Ripper asked. "What do you think would be happening right now if Chase was still here?" She asked.
"Well, he'd probably be trying to fight everyone that comes close to him…That is if he even comes out to the rink with us." Ripper answered. "That WOULD be a nightmare. And also, like i've tried to tell everyone here, my name isn't Scary Girl." Scary Girl said.
"Well what is it?" "It's V-", just then, the sound of an airhorn going off could be heard. "*sigh* Of course." Scary Girl made a pouty face as it cut over to the source of the noise. "Alright campers, hope you had fun! Meet me here to receive your equipment!" Chris exclaimed.
"Aw man, already?" Wayne said. "I guess the fun can not last forever." Priya also said. "*snore*...Wait, what's going on?" Zee poked his head out from over the railing. It cut to all the campers facing Chris.
"Behind me is all the stuff the network required me to give you. There's helmets, padding, more protective gloves. And we even threw in some jerseys to make it more authentic!" Chris announced.
"*whistle* They pullin' out all the stops for this one" Damien said. "Wayne, Raj, since you two already have jerseys, i'm guessing you dont-", but Chris was nearly knocked off his feet by the two blurs running past him.
"Dude! These look just like Jazzmen Home jerseys!" Raj exclaimed, holding up a jersey similar to his own except the main color was blue. "Well come on, toss me one!" Wayne also exclaimed.
"Well…I'd go pick your jersey before they start drooling on them." Chris pointed behind him. "Well, they claimed those jerseys already. Looks like we got the leftovers." Ripper said. Going over and picking up a white jersey with black and yellow highlights, the most defining feature being the huge letter B at the front.
"Hey, a Boston Blue Moons Away jersey, nice find." Wayne said. "Ugh, maybe playing real baseball wasn't such a bad idea." Ripper commented. "Um, I think this jersey might be a little…Big on me." MK said.
Then Damien was heard laughing offscreen. "Homegirl looks like a kid cosplayin' as her Daddy or somethin'!" Damien exclaimed. Then MK walked onscreen and kicked Damien in the shin.
"Aight damn! I'll stop!" Damien hopped on one foot, clutching his kicked leg. It panned over to Caleb and Bowie, one was more accepting of the jerseys than the other. "I can't go out there wearing this!" Bowie said, holding the Jazzmen jersey at an arm's length away.
"Come on, it's freezing. With that outfit you'll end up catching a cold or something." Caleb added. "I've been fine so far! Maybe this is the right call. Not that you care about my decisions anyway…" Bowie said his last statement quietly.
"...Is this about the Head Chef thing?" Caleb asked. "I don't know, maybe it is!" Bowie responded. "Oh God, it's been three days since then, and we won the challenge, I thought we were over it." Caleb said.
"Well, I just wish you'd consulted me about a leadership decision like that." Bowie turned away. "Well it's not like you ever listen to me when I d-", Caleb was interrupted by the voice of Chris.
"Get that equipment on folks, because the challenge starts in exactly two minutes!" Chris looked at his watch as he said it. Then it cut over to Emma, Wayne, and Raj.
"...So earlier you mentioned a team called the Jazzmen. Are they your favorite, or were you just excited about the jersey?" Emma asked. "Oh, me and this guy, we both love the Jazzmen. In fact, we first met at one of their games." Raj responded.
"Really? I'd kinda like to hear about how it happened." Emma said. "Well…I guess we can tell the quick version." Raj and Wayne agreed. "Well first, my Dad ended up winning a couple hockey tickets from this radio show. And me and him went." Wayne began.
"And we ended up sitting next to each other. I actually didn't recognize him from the Ridonculous Race, but we ended up making some occasional small talk throughout the game. And then when both his Dad, and my Mom said something embarrassing…That was when we knew we had more in common then we thought." Raj continued.
"I have an embarrassing Dad, he has an embarrassing Mom, it's like a Yin-Yang we have. But what really solidified it was when we learned we lived in the same neighborhood. And it all just kinda took off from there." Wayne finished.
"Wow, I wish I had a friend like that." Emma said. "Well, wishing won't help. Sometimes ya just gotta get out there and do it!" Wayne exclaimed. "Okay...maybe I will." Emma said, her cheeks turning red.
"Alright people, enough delays, it's time for this challenge to officially…Begin!" Chris announced. "Finally!" "Yo some folks boutta drop!" "Here we go!" Raj, Damien, and Zee exclaimed.
All twelve campers skated onto opposite sides of the ice, some more successful than others. And both got into group huddles. First it showed The Frogs of Death. "Alright, since there's only twelve people playing, this could either be more intense, or sadder than a normal hockey game." Ripper began.
"Well we gotta put someone in front of the goal. Who do we put?" Zee asked. "Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say…It should be Millie." Ripper said, causing everyone to glance at the individual in question.
"Me? But why?" She asked. "Well, you can't skate very well. So being confined to one small area is better than constantly slipping during the game. Am I right?" Ripper asked. Millie opened her mouth as if she was going to challenge…But nothing came out.
"*sigh* Alright i'll do it." She agreed. "Okay, and Zee…Do NOT fall asleep on us. We need everyone to give it their all for this challenge!" Ripper exclaimed. "Yes sir, you got it!" Zee exclaimed back.
"Now let's break our team's losing streak, and send those Trout upstream!" Ripper said before it switched over to the Ferocious Trout. "Alright, here's the plan. I'm the largest of us all, so i'll be the goalie. Wayne and Raj, you'll be as aggressive as possible during the challenge, show them the power of those stunts you do." Caleb instructed. "You got it!" "Let's do this!" Wayne and Raj started to get fired up.
"Emma, you'll shoot the puck at every opportunity you have. So just go with your gut basically. Bowie will be on the evasive-side, and since MK is the shortest of us all, she'll be the quick one." Caleb finished. It panned over to Bowie, who was just glaring at Caleb.
(Confessional)
Bowie- "I don't get mad very often, but ever since the cooking challenge, Caleb has decided to call all the shots. And what's worse, everyone on the team is okay with it!? I know I told him he couldn't do the TokTik, but now it's like he's spiting me!"
Caleb- "Despite my size, i'm kind of a timid person back home, but it's like i've just recently discovered this courage that's been sleeping inside me! It feels great, and the best thing is that everyone is supporting me! Well…Almost everyone…"
(Confessional End)
It briefly cut over to Chris. "I just think it needs a little velvet trim is all." He was talking to someone offscreen before noticing the cameraman. "*ahem* Who will win this brutal challenge? Will The Frogs of Death finally get another W under their belt? Or will the Ferocious Trout steal away another win from this poor team? Find out after the break, on Total…Drama…Island!" Chris said before fading out.
(Cut to Commercial)
It faded back to show Chef, who was now wearing a referee's outfit and holding a hockey puck. "Alright kids, time for the face off!" He shouted. "Alright here's the rules! Whoever has the most points by the end of the time limit wins immunity, GOT IT!?" Chef yelled.
"Yes sir!" "Uh-huh!" "I got it." Bowie, Scary Girl, and Priya all said. "Now…GO!" Chef dropped the puck and Ripper immediately went for it. But MK beat him to it and started to head for the goal.
Damien and Zee followed MK, then MK shot the puck but Millie was able to block it. Damien got the puck and shot it over to Ripper. Ripper headed to the goal, Emma followed him but before he could shoot, he got shoulder bashed by Wayne.
"Yeah, let's go!" Wayne shouted before stealing the puck. Wayne skated across the rink, until Zee was in front of him. "C'mon, hit 'im!" Damien shouted. But Zee went right past Wayne, he somehow fell asleep.
"You've gotta be fu-*bleep*-ing with me right now!" Damien facepalmed. "Millie, block it!" Scary Girl shouted. But in an unexpected move, Wayne passed back to Emma, who out of reflex, shot the puck.
It blindsided Millie and went into the goal. "I…I got it in the goal!" Emma exclaimed. "Woo, atta girl!" Raj came up and went in for a fist bump. And Emma actually returned it. "Keep this up and you'll be in the foreground for sure!" Wayne said.
Their moment was cut short as the puck came back, but Priya got it and was gracefully moving through the three. She was able to dodge Bowie and MK, then she made a straight shot towards Caleb.
Caleb was just barely able to block it with his hockey stick, then MK came over and took the puck. "Get her, quick!" Ripper shouted.
(Confessional)
MK- "This challenge was by far the most intense one yet. You had Wayne and Raj acting like monsters and thrashing people, Emma was "in the zone", I had to move quickly at all times, and not to mention the recent tension between Bowie and Caleb, all happening at the same time.
Damien- "Man, it was crazy! At one point I swear I saw my life flash before my face…I didn't like it.
Priya- "I very much enjoyed the skating. And the sports aspect was very nice. But the violence…I didn't much enjoy that."
Chris- "Okay a little post-production stuff. Those confessionals were supposed to air AFTER the challenge. But one of our interns messed up and now they're here. So…Nice job interns!"
Chef- "...It was Chris' fault. He went on an ego trip and mixed up the footage."
Confessional End)
Damien and Scary Girl went to try and intercept MK, but as soon as they got close, MK shot the puck to Raj. But Damien was going too fast and ended up knocking MK to the floor. "Woo! Drop it like it's hot!" Damien shouted.
But Damien's shouting was short lived as the sound of the goal could be heard in the background. The Ferocious Trout just scored another point.
(Confessional)
Ripper- "Maybe we're a little outmatched for this challenge."
(Confessional End)
What came up next was a montage of The Frogs of Death getting completely dominated by the Ferocious Trout. At some point Damien had the puck, but both Wayne and Raj tackled him from both sides. Initiating a flashback.
Baby Damien was playing with one of those shape games. Toddler Damien was reading a book, kid Damien was listening to a type of song he'd never heard before. "*gasp* I wanna make that kind of music!" Then it showed Damien slowly learning how to rap, all taking place in a nice suburban home.
"Damien honey, you have a letter!" Damien's Mom exclaimed. Then the pleasant music changed as Damien came out in a wifebeater and very loose-fitting pants. "Yo yo yo, whatcha got for me Moms?" Damien asked.
"Son, will you please pull up your pants?" Damien's Dad asked. "Don't go dissin' the style Pops! Now what I got?" Damien grabbed the letter and read it. "You have been accepted to join the Total Drama revival. Aight." Damien said as the flashback ended.
"*whistle* Think we hit him a little too hard?" Raj looked over to Wayne. Then it cut over to Chef, who blew a giant airhorn. "Halftime! Get yourselves off the ground and huddle up, you got five minutes!" Chef exclaimed.
It cut over to The Frogs of Death, who had looks of utter defeat on their faces. "Let's face it, we're goners…Again." Millie said. "Half the other team is made up of super strong players. At least we tried our hardest." Scary Girl said. "Well, most of us." Damien said, now recovered from his flashback, and also looking at Zee.
"No." Priya said. "No? No what?" Ripper asked. "We are not losing this challenge, and I have a solution to fix our losing problem." Priya began. "It isn't something like, "we just gotta change our strategy or sumn", that's so sports movie it hurts." Damien said.
"...Maybe it was." Priya quietly said. "Well, it's better than nothing right? I don't think there's any harm in at least trying it." Ripper said. "Well…Alright what the hell. We're already so far behind anyway." Millie said.
It then cut over to the Ferocious Trout, who were in high spirits. "Let's! Go! Trout! Let's go Trout!" Wayne and Raj were chanting. "I'd say we're doing fine with our current strategy. What do you all think?" Caleb asked.
"I'm feeling good about this challenge!" Emma said. "But we can't get cocky, they could have a sports movie moment and comeback hard." MK added. "I agree. So we should still be at least somewhat on guard." Caleb instructed.
"Need us to do anything different?" Raj asked. "Nope, i'd say you're both good." Caleb answered. "Yeah! Yeah!" Wayne and Raj began chanting again. "..." Bowie was silent at Caleb's instructions.
"Let's get back out there and do this…! After the break that is." Caleb said. Then it cut to a little while later, Chef was in the middle of the rink again. "Halftime's over! Get ready to continue!" Chef prepared to drop the puck again.
There were looks of sheer concentration on The Frogs of Death. While the Ferocious Trout had Wayne and Raj banging their hockey sticks on the ice, Emma and MK looking determined, Caleb at the goal, and Bowie STILL looking sore.
"And…Start!" Chef dropped the puck for the second and last time. Priya took the puck, Wayne and Raj immediately came in, but Priya quickly passed the puck over to Scary Girl. Then Scary Girl passed it over to Ripper, who a few seconds later passed it back to Scary Girl.
Then Scary Girl shot it at Caleb, who blocked it, but Damien came up and basically tapped it in. "Aww yeah!" Damien exclaimed. "So they changed up their strategy? That ain't good." Caleb commented.
And it wasn't, because next it showed a montage of The Frogs of Death starting to comeback against the Ferocious Trout. Priya was gracefully dodging Wayne and Raj, Millie was successfully blocking shots, Ripper was performing a few trick plays, Damien was doing backup, Scary Girl outmaneuvered Caleb and scored a goal, and Zee shot and missed the puck so hard that it went through the glass barrier and took out one of the cameramen.
The montage stopped with a voiceover of Chris. "And with just twenty seconds to go, things are all tied up and The Frogs of Death need to score this last shot to win it all!" Ripper had the puck, he quickly passed it to Priya before getting slammed by Raj, Priya then passed it over to Zee.
"Come on Zee, you can do this!" Millie yelled. "GOOOOO!" Scary Girl exclaimed. "NOOOOO!" MK exclaimed. "Alright Zee, you got this! You…Got…This…" But then…Oh no, Zee fell asleep at the worst possible time!
"NOOOOO!" Scary Girl exclaimed. "GOOOOO!" MK exclaimed, as she quickly snatched the puck, outmaneuvered everyone, and shot it into The Frogs of Death's goal. "And in that anticlimactic upset, the Ferocious Trout win the challenge!" Chris announced.
At the announcement, cheering erupted from the Trout's side. A couple members even went and picked up MK and started chanting her name. "Frogs of Death, what can I say? I honestly had a little more faith in you." Chris said before walking away.
Ripper dropped to his knees in disbelief. "This can't be happening. Tell me i'm in a coma caused by one of those hockey-guys slamming into me too hard." Ripper begged. "Nope, this is reality. Our team's lost three times in a row." Scary Girl confirmed.
It cut over to a celebrating Ferocious Trout by their cabin. "To the Ferocious Trout, and to another three days of good times!" Emma shouted. "To the Ferocious Trout!" Everyone else joined in. "Man, it was sick that Chris let us keep these jerseys!" "Yeah, we gotta get our names custom-printed on the back when we get home!" Raj and Wayne conversed.
"And MK coming in clutch for us once again. Good job." Caleb congratulated. "Oh um, thank you." MK said. "So, this may have been due to the hype of the challenge but…Did you say that Wayne raced around the world with his Dad?" Emma asked.
"Wait, have you never watched The Ridonculous Race?" Wayne asked. "No, I don't watch much Reality TV. "Oh boy…Have we got somethin' to show you." Wayne said, before cutting to a zoomed out view of the island at night. It then zoomed in on the bonfire pit where the six members of The Frogs of Death were gathered.
"Frogs of Death, this is your third time back here in five episodes. And the teams were changed for one of those, I don't know about you but…Actually, I think all of you are feeling pretty depressed right now." Chris began.
"Now, there are five marshmallows on this tray. If I call your name, you'll get a marshmallow, but if I don't, then you gotta walk down the Dock of Shame, board the Boat of Losers, and you can't come back…EVER!" Chris explained.
"...Millie, Priya, Ripper, and Scary Girl." Chris called out, leaving only Damien and Zee without marshmallows. "Damien, you said some bad stuff today, not cool." Chris said. "What, for real?" Damien responded to Chris' statement.
"And Zee, your constant falling asleep is getting kinda annoying, not to mention it lost you guys the challenge today. So with that out of the way, the final marshmallow goes to…" Chris said.
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"Damien." Chris finally said.
"Oh God, I thought my life was boutta flash again!" Damien exclaimed. "Aw man, really?" Zee said, upset. "Well if it makes ya feel better, you lasted a LOT longer than I thought you would." Chris said.
It showed Zee slowly walking down the Dock of Shame. "*sigh* I guess me being lethargic finally caught up to me. I guess this is a sign that I should change my habits and stuff, maybe i'll start small, like... eating a little better." Zee said before getting into the Boat of Losers.
The Boat of Losers disappeared offscreen and it cut back over to Chris. "So, now that The Frogs of Death's laziest teammate is gone, will their chances of victory improve? And why did it take us so long to do a hockey challenge? Find out next week on the most drama-filled episode yet, of Total…Drama…Island!" Chris exclaimed.
Then the cameras cut off. "Alright, i'm really getting back into this hosting position! And Chef said it'd be hard." Chris commented. Before it ended, it went back over to The Frogs of Death. Ripper looked behind his back to see a shadowy figure behind a tree.
"Uh, does anyone else see that?" He asked. "See what?" "Yeah, I do not see anything?" Scary Girl and Priya answered. Ripper turned around to see that the figure was gone. "*sigh* Nevermind." Ripper said, before showing a zoomed out shot of the island.
(Fade to Black)
Votes:
Damien- Zee
Millie- Damien
Priya- Zee
Ripper- Zee
Scary Girl- Zee
Zee- Damien
Zee- 4
Damien- 2
Placements:
12: Zee
13: Julia
14: Axel
15: Chase
16: Nichelle
Author's Note- Post Script
And that's it, the chapter comes to a close. This challenge wasn't even originally going to be a hockey game, but i'll explain that in like the "Making Of" Chapter that i'll release at the end.
Also, the Hockey teams that were parodied were:
? Jazzmen = St. Louis Blues
Boston Blue Moons = Boston Bruins
Well, hope you enjoyed this "episode", and look out for the next!
-MisterStevenson