Disclaimer: Below is a parody of "Bye, Bye, Bye. It is the property of Nsync and their management. Anything Harry Potter related is owned by J.K. Rowling. I only own the lyrics to my parody. Also, I am not aware of any other song parody with the same name as this one. If there is a song fic with the same title, I assure the author that it is strictly coincidental.
This is rated PG-13 for references to killing and mild language.
Warning:
This fic contains the phrase "Die, die, die," as well as the occasional "hell. If you are a depressed person or are extremely sensitive regarding death (especially after those tragic school shootings), then don't read this parody. This parody is mostly about Harry complaining about how Voldemort has ruined his life. It's just angsty teen stuff, but it does allude to Harry wanting Voldemort dead.
Nothing in the following parody should be imitated in any way, shape, or form. Yes, I know many of you may think I'm being way too cautious, but I don't want to be responsible for any crazy thoughts that pop into people's heads. You've been warned. I accept no responsibility for your actions.
If you look at it as a parody, you'll find it funny. Remember, don't take anything in this fic seriously.
Ahem. Onto the fic.
Voldie, die, die, die
Hey hey
Die, die (die, die)
Die, die (die, die)
Voldie, I'm defeating you tonight
You're probably ready to fight
I know that I'm right
So, what're you waiting for?
You hated me endlessly
You took my parents away from me
So now it's time to settle the score
After today, I wanna make sure you're no more; it ain't no lie
I wanna see you erupting with sores
Voldie, die, die, die
(Die) I don't wanna suffer cuz of you
Just another kid to be tormented in this game for two
You may hate me, but it ain't no lie
Voldie die, die, die
(Die) You've made my life tough
I wanna tell you I've had enough
Might sound foolish, but it ain't no lie
Die, Die, Die
You hit my parents with a spell
You've made my life worse than hell!
So give me one good reason, Voldie come on
I live to defeat you, can't you see?
And I've realized that
The only one who can live
Is either you or me
After today, I wanna make sure you're no more; it ain't no lie
I wanna see you erupting with sores
Voldie, die, die, die
(Die) I don't wanna suffer cuz of you
Just another kid to be tormented in this game for two
You may hate me, but it ain't no lie
Voldie die, die, die
(Die) You've made my life tough
I wanna tell you I've had enough
Might sound foolish, but it ain't no lie
Die, Die, Die
I'm defeating you, I know for sure
I don't wanna be the focus of your torture no more
(Die, Die)
I'm cursin' you, I hope you rot in hell
You're gonna pay, you're gonna die cuz of this spell
I don't wanna suffer cuz of you
Just another kid to be tormented in this game for two
Voldie, your behind is mine!
Die, die, die!
You've made my life tough
I wanna tell you I've had enough
But it ain't no lie
Die, Die, Die
(Die) I don't wanna suffer cuz of you
Just another kid to be tormented in this game for two
You may hate me, but it ain't no lie
Voldie die, die, die
(Die) You've made my life tough
I wanna tell you I've had enough
Might sound foolish, but it ain't no lie
Die, Die, Die
A/N: Well, that's another parody for you guys! I was in a good mood today so I decided to post another song before I intended. Read and review please!
Thank you to Princess Perfect for reviewing!
Oh, in case you guys are wondering, not all of these songs will be from N'sync.