COLD IN HERE
Disclaimer: Nelly owns "Hot in Here." JK Rowling owns Harry Potter.
Scene: ItÕs freezing in the Potions dungeon. Basically, Ron whines, annoys Hermione
and causes Snape to show off his skills at rapping?
[Ron speaking]
Cold inÉ
So cold in hereÉ
So cold inÉ
I was like geez, the dungeons are freezinÕ
Hermione snappin at me for my teasinÕ
LookinÕ through my stuff for a sweater
If potions were cancelled, this day could get no better
Snape shows up (I think he has fleas)
Harry I can see smoke with all my breathinÕ
Check out ÔMione, sheÕs still seethinÕ
A quill is what I be needinÕ
Snape I need to pick up my quill from off the floor
Without it I canÕt write notes no more
CuzÕ I feel like skivin off and I feel like punchin you (A/N: "skiving" means " ditching")
But I donÕt know any spells, so tell me whatÕs the use?
I said itÕs getting cold in here (so cold)
So hand me one of the sweaters
I am gettingÕ so cold and so sick; I need to barf now
[SNAPE]
Why you in here if you donÕt wanna learn?
You think IÕll give you a grade you donÕt earn?
I see you shakinÕ ainÕt writinÕ a thing
And I mark you down, subtract a hundred, and smirkinÕ
Go, and leave until you feel like workinÕ
Sit down Potter, I can see you lurkin
Stupid boy, I hear you growlinÕ
DonÕt accuse me of foulinÕ
Icicles are freezing up this dungeon
Weasley, go to Pomfrey before you lose your luncheon (A/N: I know this is lame)
Granger, your paper made me snooze
On the contrary, your "F" has me amused
So shout at me like weÕre fiends
Checkin your marks, why you be smiling?
[Hermione]
Hey prof, I think the stains on your robes are gettinÕ big
[Ron]
I said itÕs getting cold in here (so cold)
So hand me one of the sweaters
I am gettingÕ so cold and so sick; I need to barf now
[Snape]
Stop whininÕ, timesÕ a wastinÕ
I got a quiz waitinÕ to be taken. What?
You think IÕm kiddinÕ?
(Gives quiz to shocked students. A malicious smile spreads across his face)
[Ron, after class]
Extra, extra, spread the news
Snape gave a pop quiz on Ancient Runes (A/N: CouldnÕt think of any other rhyme.)
He came back with a smile like he was over the moon
ÔMione, I still say SnapeÕs actinÕ like a loon.
I said itÕs getting cold in here (so cold)
So hand me one of the sweaters
I am gettingÕ so cold and so sick; I need to barf now
A/N: Um, yeah, so thatÕs my first rap parody. WhatÕd you think? Review to let me
know!
***********
Princess Perfect: Glad you liked it!
Oliversgurl: Great suggestion! I'll try to learn some LOTR songs and make parodies of
them
Sophoura: Hmmm... you're right. Voldie, Die, Die, Die is funnier when you rap it.
Thanks for your review!
Right-claw: I can't please everyone, you know? It is quite hard writing something funny
after sitting through a very long physics lecture. Anyway, I still thank you for your
criticism. I'll try to write a better summary the next time I update.
Disclaimer: Nelly owns "Hot in Here." JK Rowling owns Harry Potter.
Scene: ItÕs freezing in the Potions dungeon. Basically, Ron whines, annoys Hermione
and causes Snape to show off his skills at rapping?
[Ron speaking]
Cold inÉ
So cold in hereÉ
So cold inÉ
I was like geez, the dungeons are freezinÕ
Hermione snappin at me for my teasinÕ
LookinÕ through my stuff for a sweater
If potions were cancelled, this day could get no better
Snape shows up (I think he has fleas)
Harry I can see smoke with all my breathinÕ
Check out ÔMione, sheÕs still seethinÕ
A quill is what I be needinÕ
Snape I need to pick up my quill from off the floor
Without it I canÕt write notes no more
CuzÕ I feel like skivin off and I feel like punchin you (A/N: "skiving" means " ditching")
But I donÕt know any spells, so tell me whatÕs the use?
I said itÕs getting cold in here (so cold)
So hand me one of the sweaters
I am gettingÕ so cold and so sick; I need to barf now
[SNAPE]
Why you in here if you donÕt wanna learn?
You think IÕll give you a grade you donÕt earn?
I see you shakinÕ ainÕt writinÕ a thing
And I mark you down, subtract a hundred, and smirkinÕ
Go, and leave until you feel like workinÕ
Sit down Potter, I can see you lurkin
Stupid boy, I hear you growlinÕ
DonÕt accuse me of foulinÕ
Icicles are freezing up this dungeon
Weasley, go to Pomfrey before you lose your luncheon (A/N: I know this is lame)
Granger, your paper made me snooze
On the contrary, your "F" has me amused
So shout at me like weÕre fiends
Checkin your marks, why you be smiling?
[Hermione]
Hey prof, I think the stains on your robes are gettinÕ big
[Ron]
I said itÕs getting cold in here (so cold)
So hand me one of the sweaters
I am gettingÕ so cold and so sick; I need to barf now
[Snape]
Stop whininÕ, timesÕ a wastinÕ
I got a quiz waitinÕ to be taken. What?
You think IÕm kiddinÕ?
(Gives quiz to shocked students. A malicious smile spreads across his face)
[Ron, after class]
Extra, extra, spread the news
Snape gave a pop quiz on Ancient Runes (A/N: CouldnÕt think of any other rhyme.)
He came back with a smile like he was over the moon
ÔMione, I still say SnapeÕs actinÕ like a loon.
I said itÕs getting cold in here (so cold)
So hand me one of the sweaters
I am gettingÕ so cold and so sick; I need to barf now
A/N: Um, yeah, so thatÕs my first rap parody. WhatÕd you think? Review to let me
know!
***********
Princess Perfect: Glad you liked it!
Oliversgurl: Great suggestion! I'll try to learn some LOTR songs and make parodies of
them
Sophoura: Hmmm... you're right. Voldie, Die, Die, Die is funnier when you rap it.
Thanks for your review!
Right-claw: I can't please everyone, you know? It is quite hard writing something funny
after sitting through a very long physics lecture. Anyway, I still thank you for your
criticism. I'll try to write a better summary the next time I update.