Big Brother Special (3)
Disclaimer: Why did I put this stupid thing on here?! I don't own Yu Gi Oh and I don't own Big Brother! Nor do I own any other anime mentioned in this fic like Excel Saga and Sailor Moon.
"Hey there fuck bags! It's me again, the oh so cute Mokuba Kaiba. Big big titis! Sorry. I've composed myself. Lets take a look inside the house."
Flash to the BathroomMai and Bakura sit on the edges of the toilet inside the bathroom with the door shut. Mai decided to take the first chance and try to form an alliance with Bakura since they both had a common enemy, Marik.
"I think that if you an I team up that we can put Marik out of this house," whispered Mai. Bakura nodded his head.
"Sounds good to me but we also have to look out for Odion and Bandit Keith. I have a feeling that they will form an alliance with Marik if they haven't already. Also, Weevil could possibly team up with them. That would put four of them in an alliance. That's a fourth of the household. I also fear that Marik will use that blasted rod to influence people in this house, even you and I. My ring will warn me and protect me from his influence but you are defenseless of his powers." Mai wiped the sweat from her hands on her skirt. There was a knock on the stall door of the toilet. Bakura and Mai jumped.
"Mai? Are you in there Mai," asked Serenity as she pounded on the stall door. Mai opened the door and grabbed Serenity by the arm and ran out of the bathroom with her. Mai knew the last thing she needed was for someone to see her making possible alliances. Bakura walked out of the bathroom and into his room where Duke sat on the bed.
"HOH tournament is today," said Duke in concern.
"It's only our first day here and they want to hold the HOH competition already. I may be the master of Dungeon Dice but I am no master of HOH." Bakura didn't know what to say. Bakura turned and walked out of the room.
Flash to the Swimming PoolTea, Yugi, and Joey decided to enjoy the pool.
"I'm going to grab a drink guys. Do you want one," asked Tea as she got out of the side of the pool. Tea grabbed a towel and began to dry off. Over in the corner, Weevil and Keith sat in the shadows.
"Watch this," said Keith as he picked up the white plastic lawn chair. Keith held it over his head and chucked it across the patio. The chair flew through the air, smacking Tea off her feet and into the pool on top of Joey.
"What the hell is your problem," screamed Joey as he wiped the water from his eyes. Tea came up from under the water. She looked around in a confused manner.
"Sorry Joey! Somebody shot at me with a rocket launcher and I was just dodging it," laughed Tea. Tea got back out of the pool.
"Now to go get me a drink out of the toaster," said Tea as she walked inside. Yugi looked confused.
"Aren't drinks in the refrigerator," Yugi asked Joey. Joey shrugged his shoulders.
"I always knew she was a few sandwiches short of a picnic. Did her parents ever tell you that she was in Special Ed from first to sixth grade? She was in there because, I think her parents said, she thought she was a dog. They would come home to find her eating out of the dog food bag or in the corner of the kitchen chewing on chicken bones. Even when they tried to potty train her she wouldn't use the toilet. She would go outside and get the newspaper from the mailbox. She would open up the newspaper right there on the side of the road and pull her pants down and pea or crap on it. Then she would fold it up and stick it back in the mailbox because she knew her dad liked to check the mail every morning. Her parents finally told the mail man to stop putting the newspaper in the mailbox because their daughter defecated on it." Yugi's mouth hung open in disbelievement. Tea opened the back door.
"Is the phone ringing," yelled Tea at Joey and Yugi. Joey turned to Tea.
"There's no phone in this house Tea," replied Joey. Tea shrugged her shoulders.
"Does anyone know how to get the toaster to work," yelled Tea. Again Joey turned to Tea in frustration.
"Take the toaster in the bathroom, okay? Fill the tub up with water and plug the toaster into the outlet next to the tub. Then get in the tub and ask Weevil to throw the toaster in the water with you. It should work then," said Joey as he hopped out of the pool.
"Okay! Thanks for that helpful tip Joey! Why didn't I think of that," said Tea as she grabbed the toaster and ran to the bathroom. Joey clenched his teeth not to laugh. A few minutes passed and Mai walked out of the house into the backyard.
"Does anyone know why the hell Tea is trying to take a bath with the toaster? Did anyone tell her you can get electrocuted and die that way? Well," asked Mai with her hands on her hips. Joey tried to hide that he was the one who had told Tea to do it. A grin sneaked out from Joey's lips.
"I knew you had to be the one who put her up to that. She is so damn stupid. I bet she was in the special ed at school too," said Mai as she ran back inside to watch Tea fry herself in the bathtub. Mai ran to bathroom hoping she wasn't to late to see the action. Mai ran into the bathroom to see Tea sitting in he bathtub filled with water and bubbles.
"Oh! Hi Mai. I'm just making the toaster work," said Tea as she shoved the toaster into the bath with her. The toaster fell into the water and began to spark. Blue and yellow sparks spread throughout the tub. Tea began to jerk violently and her hair began to smoke.
"Whhhhhy am I being electrocuted," screamed Tea as her eyes exploded from her head. Weevil and Keith entered the bathroom at the last moment to catch the end of the action. They fell on the floor and laughed until they cried.
"Who the hell said you could laugh at her," asked Mai as she picked up the clothes iron and threw it at Keith and Weevil. The iron flew through the air and landed on top of Weevil's head. Keith ran from the bathroom. Weevil ran from the bathroom holding his head.
"You crazy bitch," screamed Weevil as he ran away.
"Keep running," screamed Mai in return. Mai walked over to the bathtub and looked in at Tea's fried body.
"Yo! Mokuba! Send the Microwave or Macaroni thing that brings people back to life," hollered Mai. The Great Macrocosm appeared on the scene reviving Tea. Tea crawled out of the bathtub and grabbed the toaster.
"I guess I need to buy batteries for this thing," said Tea as she walked out of the bathroom. Mai followed behind her. Everyone sat inside the living room waiting for the HOH competition. Mokuba's voice came over the intercom.
"Okay you dip shits, its time for the HOH competition. Before you head out back, everyone needs to pair up with someone. What are you sitting there for?! Get your crusty asses up and get a partner!"
Everyone looked around at each other. Tea jumped off the couch and ran to Mai.
"Let's be partners Mai! What do you think," asked Tea. Mai looked at Tea.
"I wish you would die," replied Mai. (Tea's head explodes)!
"Damn it! I wish you guys would quit dieing! Every time the Macrocosm has to bring one of you back to life I have to pay her out of by drug money. I guess I'm going to have to skip a week of buying my crack," said Mokuba. (Macrocosm brings Tea back to life again).
"What happened," asked Tea. (Tea explodes).
"God Damnit! What did I just say! I'm going to have to sell my body for sex just to pay the Macrocosm," screamed Mokuba (Maocrocosm revives Tea) (Tea explodes).
"Who keeps doing that," screamed Mokuba. Odion looks toward the microphone in the ceiling.
"I think the narrator keeps making her explode," said Odion.
"Narrator! Please stop! I beg of you," cried Mokuba. (Macrocosm restores Tea once again). Tea looked around the living room.
"What happened to me," Tea asked. (Tea explodes) -!
Narrator: Sorry guys but she asked what happened so I just demonstrated it again. I promise I wont make her explode again. Get on with the story! (Macrocosm revives Tea again).
Everyone looked at Tea and walked away from her in fear that she would explode again. Tea ran over to Mai and grabbed her by the arm.
"So Mai, do you want to be my partner," asked Tea with a big grin on her face. Mai glared at Tea.
"About as much as a toothache," replied Mai. Tea jumped for joy because she had a partner. Serenity walked over to her big brother, Joey.
"Will you be my partner, big brother," asked Serenity. (Serenity explodes)!
"What happened to my sister?! I bet the narrator meant to blow up Tea. Narrator! Please bring back my sister," screamed Joey. Joey waited for his sister to come back. (Macrocosm revives Serenity). Serenity partnered with Joey. Ishizu decided she might as well be a partner with her roommate Mako. Bandit Keith and Weevil paired. Duke and Tristan decided to be partners for the HOH competition. Bakura decided he would be at a good chance if he partnered with Yugi. Odion knew that Kaiba was a strong player and he made Kaiba his partner. That left only Marik and Pegasus. Marik didn't like the idea that he would have to pair with Pegasus, but he had no other choice.
"Please take your retarded asses out back please. Thank you very much," said Mokuba.
Everyone walked outside only to see eight treadmills lined up in a row. Behind them there was a huge in-ground tank filled with battery acid.
"What the hell is that," exclaimed Marik with his eyes widened. Tea jumped up and down raising her hand in the air to answer Mariks question.
"Those things are called wheelchairs and that is a big tub of Gatorade behind them," screamed Tea. (Tea explodes)! Mai, Joey, and Marik laughed hysterically.
"Shut up! That's supposed to be my girlfriend," cried Yugi. Yugi scrambled across the yard to pick up Tea's skull and pancreas.
"I'm getting tired of the fuckin' narrator! Quit pickin' on my house guest," screamed Mokuba. (Bunch of rabid puchuus stab Mokuba to death with forks)!
Narrator: Think twice before you open your mouth Mokuba! That goes for all of you! As long as you are in this house and in this fic I am God! I hold your fate! Oh! I haven't dealt punishment on you yet Marik! (A giant hamster appears and eats Marik)! Now that I have had my fun I will let the Macrocosm bring all of them back to life. (Macrocosm resurrects Marik, Mokuba, and Tea).
Kaiba finds a letter posted on one of the treadmills.
"Houseguest! You are probably asking yourself what is this bizarre set up! One houseguest will take his or her place on the treadmill while the other stands in front of the treadmill. The person in front of the treadmill will be asked a series of question, which will get harder each time. If the person answers the question correctly the pace of the treadmill will stay the same for their teammate. If the question is answered incorrectly the treadmill will speed up to the next level. If you fall off, you and your partner will be eliminated from the competition. Be warned houseguest! That is a pool of battery acid that sets behind the treadmills. Fall off and you could possibly die! But what the heck! The last group to have their person running on the treadmill wins. The two people in that group will be asked a question, in which the answer will be a number. The person who guesses the closest to the correct answer will receive HOH. Houseguest! Please decide with your partner who will be answering the question and who will be running." Kaiba put the letter down.
"Tea! You're running. You remember how to do that don't you," asked Mai. Tea looked at Mai and smiled.
"Of course I remember how to fry eggs," replied Tea. Mai smacked Tea in the head.
"That's not what I asked you, you worthless turd," screamed Mai. Mai grabbed Tea off the ground and shoved her on the treadmill. Mai took her place in front of the treadmill and waited for the other houseguest to make their decisions.
"Joey, I'm not the best runner in the world," Serenity said to her brother. Joey hugged Serenity.
"Don't worry sis! I'll walk the treadmill. I trust you can answer a few simple questions. Besides, you're the brains of this duo and I'm the strength. If I fall off I'll just burn to death in a giant tub of battery acid. It's no big deal," said Joey as he hopped on the treadmill. Serenity stood in front of the treadmill and prayed that her brain worked right, to keep her brother safe.
"Mako, you will be the runner," Ishizu said.
"How come," asked Mako.
"Because I am smarter than you," replied Ishizu. Ishizu stood in front of the treadmill while Mako crawled on it.
"Alright Weevil, you're the runner of this operation," said Bandit Keith. Weevil gave Keith the look of hatred.
"Why me," asked Weevil in a voice that was even more annoying than it already is.
"Because I think the Narrator and the houseguest would rather see you burn to death viciously in a tub of battery acid than me," laughed Keith. Weevil just stood there and crossed his arms.
"Get your ass on that machine," yelled Keith as he picked Weevil up by the hair, slamming him face first into conveyer belt of the treadmill.
Pegasus and Marik stared at the treadmill.
"Marik you will be the runner because if I run I might tear my satin thong," said Pegasus. Marik stepped away from Pegasus.
"How did I get stuck with the fagot in this competition? Why do they always have to put a gay guy in this damn house," raged Marik as he stomped up and down.
"Fine Pegasus! I'll run but you better answer those questions right! Us villains have to stick together," Marik said. Pegasus smiled.
"How about we stick together tonight,' replied Pegasus. Marik stumbled backwards in disbelief of what he had just heard. Of course he was flattered that someone in this house found him attractive but why did it have to be Pegasus! Marik walked to the treadmill and took his place waiting for the competition to begin. Pegasus stood at the base of the treadmill admiring Marik's manly package. He fantasized about all the things he could do with Marcik and his rod.
"What the hell are you looking at Pegasus," demanded Marik as he looked down from the treadmill.
"You'r penis," retorted Pegasus.
"Did I just say that out loud," Pegasus asked. Marik gritted his teeth in rage and disgust.
"Back off you big fruitcake! You better not be using that Millennium eye of yours to look through my pants or I'll rip it out in the middle of the night," exclaimed Marik. Pegasus's face turned pale. He turned away from Marik. He desired to keep his eye intacted.
"Since you're an idiot Tristan, you'll be the runner," Duke said. Tristan got on the treadmill.
Yugi and Bakura had already decided who would be the runner. Since Yugi wasn't exactly the most athletic and his legs weren't very long Bakura decided Yugi should be the question answering person. Bakura only hoped his friend's brain had not been fried from all his duels with people like Pegasus and Marik.
"Okay tattoo face, get on the treadmill," Kaiba demanded Odion. Odion walked up to Kaiba placing a hand on his shoulder.
"Look rich kid! Just cuz you're little drug addicted, smart mouth little brother is the host of this show doesn't mean you are going to tell me, the Great Odion, what to do." Kaiba swiped Odion's hand away.
"I don't trust you. Your brain was fried by lightning and I bet that so called brain of yours will malfunction on me and send me into that tub of acid," said Kaiba as he stood in front of the treadmill refusing to move.
"You're such a little fag," replied Odion as he hopped on the treadmill. Mokuba came into the backyard through a door that was in the wall of the backyard.
"Okay houseguest, I will ask each of you individual questions. I will start with Mai. Start the treadmills," hollered Mokuba. All of the treadmills started. Everyone began to walk on there treadmill since it was only at level 1.
"Mai. What is the color of the sky?" Mai had the biggest and most sinister grin on her face. She planned to lose this HOH on purpose just so she could torture Tea.
"Clear!"
"I'm sorry Mai but that is the wrong answer. The correct answer was blue. Speed Tea up to level 2."
Tea began to walk at a face pace.
"Mai. How could you not know the right answer to that? I'm going to end up in that tub of Gatorade if we lose," said Tea as she began to break a sweat.
"Serenity. What color is the grass?"
"Um…Ummm…"
"I'm sorry Serenity but that is the wrong answer. The correct answer is green. Speed Joey up to level 2," said Mokuba as he walked to the next treadmill. Joey also began to walk in a fast pace.
"Don't sweat it sis! I'll be fine," said Joey as he walked the treadmill rapidly.
"Ishizu. What is the difference between a boy and a girl?"
"Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina," replied Ishizu.
"Exactly. Way to go Ishizu. Keep Mako at Level 1," Mokuba said as he walked to Weevil and Keith.
"Keith. Who is the President of the United States?"
"I think its Madonna," replied Keith. Weevil began to sprint on the treadmill.
"Why am I going this fast," screamed Weevil.
"Well I don't like you so I put your treadmill at level 8," replied Mokuba as he walked off to the next treadmill. Keith turned to look at his partner only to see Weevil slip off the treadmill and into the pool of battery acid. (A giant taco rises out of the acid and swallows Weevil)!
"Keith and Weevil have been knocked out of the HOH competition," said Mokuba as he approached Pegasus's treadmill.
"Pegasus. Are you gay?"
"No I am not," replied Pegasus. Marik began to walk faster on the treadmill.
"I'm sorry Pegasus but that was the incorrect answer. The correct answer was yes, you are gay," said Mokuba as Marik's treadmill hopped to level 2.
"I knew you were a fag," screamed Marik as he fueled with anger and had to walk faster. Mokuba went to Duke next.
"Duke. Where do babies come from?"
"What?! I'm not a sex education teacher and you're to young to be hearing stuff like that anyways," exclaimed Duke.
"Sorry loser, but that was incorrect. The correct answer was Wal-Mart," Mokuba said as he walked to Yugi's treadmill. Tristan began to walk faster.
"Yugi. How much does the average brain weigh?"
"3 pounds," replied Yugi. Bakura feared that Yugi had answered the question wrong.
"Wow! You are correct Yugi. Keep Bakura at level 1," replied Mokuba. Mokuba finally went to his brother's treadmill.
"Okay big brother. What animal has the biggest penis on the planet?" Kaiba turned to look at Odion.
"Tattoo face up there of course," replied Kaiba. Mokuba looked down at his own index card to check Kaiba's answer. Mokuba's eyes got big. Real big.
"I could have sworn it was the elephant or walrus, but it says Odion. Keep Odion at level 1."
"Okay, Now I will ask each of you a question about your partner. Mai. What is Tea's favorite animal?"
"Pancakes! Dirt! Eggs! That blasted toaster! Santa Clause," screamed Mai. Tea's treadmill began to throw sparks and fume smoke.
"Oh no! Mai made Tea's treadmill overload with all those answers. This cant be good," said Mokuba as he backed away from Tea's treadmill. Mai backed away from the treadmill.
"Mai! How could you get that wrong? My favorite animal is bread," screamed Tea. (Tea's treadmill explodes)! Mokuba looked over to Mai.
"I'm sorry Mai but it looks like you have been knocked out of the competition as well as Tea," said Mokuba as he walked away.
Flash to Mai in the Diary Room"That competition was so much fun. It was so funny to watch Tea's treadmill explode. And what was with that taco that ate Weevil? It was like a Taco Bell experiment gone rabid! I will never forget it. I hope Tea got a bang out of it! (Begins laughing)!
Flash back to the dreaded treadmills of doom and the giant taco that lives in battery acid"Okay Serenity. What is your brother's favorite duel monster?"
"Ohh! I think I remember this one! Its the Blue Eyes White Dragon," screamed Serenity with the biggest smile on her face. Kaiba busted into laughter.
"Why is he laughing," asked Serenity as she scratched her head.
"Serenity! That is HIS favorite monster! Mine is the Red Eyes Black Dragon," screamed Joey as he began to jog. Serenity's eyes watered up.
"Sorry Serenity. You should pay more attention to your big brothers cards. His is the Red Eyes Black Dragon. Speed Joey up to level 3," said Mokuba as he walked away from Serenity.
"Ishizu. What kind of deck does Mako use?"
"My necklace shall tell me the answer that I seek. Mako uses fairies," replied Ishizu. Mako began to pace faster.
"Sorry Shiz but the right answer was a water deck," Mokuba said as he walked past Keith on to Pegasus. Ishizu ripped her necklace off.
"This damn necklace is defective! I'll fix it," screamed Ishizu (Sledge hammer appears in Ishizu's hands). Ishizu began beating the necklace with the hammer. Ishizu swung the hammer around nearly striking Mako's treadmill.
"Watch where you swing that thing babe," screamed Mako as he nearly fell off the treadmill. Ishizu continued to beat the necklace. As Ishizu brought the hammer back down it flew from her hands and crashed into Marik's treadmill causing Marik to somersault into the battery acid (The giant taco rises from the acid to swallow Marik)!
"Marik and Pegasus have been eliminated," shouted Mokuba as he walked to Duke.
"Duke. Who cuts Tristan's hair?"
"Nobody. It's just a genetic mutation he had at birth. Kinda like some kids grow an extra finger, or toe, or arm; he grew this letter opener on his head," Duke answered.
"Oh my God. That is right. Keep Tristan at 2," said Mokuba as he went to Yugi.
"Yugi. What spirit inhabits Bakura's ring?"
"A Barbie doll," replied Yugi. Bakura almost fell off due to shock. (Yami Bakura emerges).
"Damn you pharaoh! I'll show you Barbie when I get off this freakin' treadmill," screamed Yami Bakura. Mokuba began to laugh.
"Nope! His spirit is an Egyptian prostitute," said Mokuba.
"I am not! I'm a tomb thief you ignorant fools," screamed Yami Bakura. Yami Bakura's ring began to glow.
"What is happening to me," screamed Tristan as his legs began to slow down. Yami Bakura had used the ring to curse Tristan. Tristan could no longer run and flew off the end of the treadmill into the acid (Excel rises out of the acid and pulls Tristan under)!
"Hail Ilpalazzo," screamed Excel as she pulled Tristan under the acid.
Flash to Serenity in the Diary Room"Poor Tristan! When I saw that he flew from the treadmill I wanted to save him but Joey is more important of course. Some crazy girl came out of the acid drowning Tristan in it. She was screaming something about hailing ill penguins or something. I think she was on medication."
Flash to the HOH competition"Ok big brother. It's your turn again. Is Odion supposedly related to someone in this house? And if he is then who?"
"That one caught me off guard. I say yes! He has to be related to Tea," hollered Kaiba.
"How dare you relate me to that toaster loving air head Kaiba," screamed Odion as his treadmill went to level 2.
"Sorry bro. He is actually related to that dick head named Marik. He claims to be Marik's step brother or adopted brother. I guess that makes him related to Ishizu too," said Mokuba as he glances over to Ishizu who is beating her necklace against the side of Mako's treadmill.
"Why won't this God damn piece of crap work? When I get out of here I'm taking this thing back to McDonalds to get a refund," shouted Ishizu. Mokuba walked back to the center of the yard.
"I'm tired of asking these damn questions so I'm gonna jack the speed of all the treadmills up to level 10 (max)! Have a nice workout," said Mokuba. Joey started running as fast as he possibly could.
"Oh no! Don't fall in that stuff Joey! I don't want that rabid girl who worships penguins to get you or that giant man eating taco," screamed Serenity as she held on to the edge of the treadmill.
"Tough it out Joey! You've been in worse jams than this," hollered Mai who was standing near Serenity.
"Ishizu! What the hell is going on? Did you do what Mai did to Tea? Oh crap! I think I'm flying! No! I mean I 'm falling," screamed Mako.
"You fall and I kill you," screamed Ishizu (iron mace appears in her hand).
"Holy shit! Never mind, I'll keep running," screamed Mako as his feet did the Flintstone effect.
"I can do this forever," hollered Yami Bakura. (Yami Bakura's treadmill catches on fire)!
"What is that smell," asked Yugi as he looked around in the air. Odion, whose treadmill was next to Bakura's, began to choke on the smoke from Yami Bakura's treadmill (Odion chokes on smoke and dies). Odion fell from his treadmill and into the acid (Hyatt rises from the acid and grabs Odion's head).
"Hail Ill.." (Hyatt dies on top of Odion). (The Giant Taco from Canada eats Odion and Hyatt).
"Help! I'm on fire," screamed Yami Bakura. Yugi turned to see that his friend was in a swarm of flames (Bakura bursts into a pile of ashes).
"Bakura? Bakura where did you go? This joke isn't funny," screamed Yugi as he examined the treadmill. Yugi picked up ashes from the treadmill.
"Is this crack," asked Yugi. Mokuba ran to the treadmill, shoving Yugi in the acid pool.
"CRACK! Where? Where," screamed Mokuba as he began to snort Bakura's ashes.
"Mokuba! That is the ashes of Bakura. It's not crack," yelled Mai.
"Shut the fuck up you dumb blonde," screamed Mokuba as he snorted more of Bakura. Mai was outraged (rocket launcher appears in Mai's hands). Mai aimed the rocket launcher at Mokuba.
"Prepare to die midget," screamed Mai as he prepared to pull the trigger. Seto Kaiba ran at Mai knocking the launcher in Joey's direction. The rocket launcher fired and the missile collided with Joey's treadmill. (Joey's treadmill explodes). Mokuba quit snorting Bakura.
"Ishizu and Mako are our two finalist. Now for the final question. Ishizu. Mako. How many Sailor scouts exist?"
"I say 8," exclaimed Ishizu. Mako began counting on his fingers.
"Negative 2," screamed Mako. Mokuba opened the golden answer card.
"There are all together 13 Sailor scouts including the original five, Minimoon, the three outer sailor scouts, Saturn, and the three sailor stars. Ishizu. You were the closest so you are the first HOH! Congratulations." Mokuba opened a box that had a gold key attached to a gold chain. On the key it had printed HOH. Ishizu slipped it on.
"Okay Macrocosm. Come resurrect everyone that died," yelled Mokuba (Macrocosm revives everyone and takes the treadmill and pool of acid away).
"What happened," asked Tea (Tea explodes).
"Mother fuck! Macrocosm! Resurrect Tea," screamed Mokuba as he ran out of the backyard and back into the Big Brother dome.
"Looks like Ishizu is HOH. This doesn't look good," said Marik as he walked into the house.
"Time for me to go to bed," exclaimed Pegasus as he followed behind Marik.
"How about we take a shower together you sexy thang," asked Pegasus as he grabbed Marik's ass.
"Thanks for tuning in to this episode of fuckin' Big Brother Yu Gi Oh! Tune in next fuckin' time to see the fuckin' Power of Veto competition and the fuckin' nomination for eviction. This is Mokuba signing off! Sayonara Mother fuckers!"
I hope everyone is getting kicks out of this reality series. Sorry for all the cursing but I feel it helps add emotion to certain characters. Isn't Mokuba so cute? Yeah, I know what you're thinking; Does he kiss Seto with that mouth? Yes the Giant Taco was from Canada. I was able to rent it from a Canadian priest who lives in a van down by the river. I'll try my best to hurry and finish the fourth episode. I plan for this series to be pretty long seeing how so many people have to be evicted. Keep submitting me your Reviews. I appreciate them all (except for the flames! All flames will be fed to a castrated Yak on steroids)! See ya!