A/N: I'm back! (Ignore the fact that it's been nearly a year since I last updated) Saw One Piece Red and I'll admit, it was a kick in the ass I needed to continue this story (It was alright, BTW, planning to watch it again soon)

Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece, I only own myself and any OCs that show up here

Chapter 12

"She is not of this world!"

I winced as the others looked at me. I wasn't planning to reveal that until much later!

I reached into my shirt to take out Mjolnir but Loveless had caught hold of my wrists and threw me up hard against the cold ice wall.

"You son of a bitch!"

I glare daggers at him as I pulled myself up off the ground slowly, wiping the blood from my mouth and reaching into my shirt to pull out Mjolnir again as Morpheus and Narcissa proceed to attack Loveless, who then grabs hold of Morpheus and started pulling out his feathers, causing him to cry out in pain.

"Goddamn these fucking birds!"

Suddenly a shooting pain ran through my spine and I collapsed onto the ground, writhing in pain.

"The hell do you mean that she is not of this world?!" Luffy cracked his knuckles as I sighed.

"I got dropped here from another dimension before being made a slave. It's a long story we can talk about later-"

"She's not entietly telling you the truth!" I rolled my eyes.

"Go fuck yourself with a rusty saw, Loveless!" I managed to say before he kicked me into the ground and pressing his boot into my chest before turning back to the crew.

"This is how she really got into the One Piece world!"

It was a typical morning (or afternoon depending on who you asked) and our slacker protagonist, if you can call her that, was sleeping peacefully in bed next to her latest one night stand.

Outside, the previously sunny sky was now dark grey, like it was an ominous sign of things to come.

"He's made out of rubber? How'd that happen?" she mumbled to herself, a trail of drool seeped out of her mouth. Brilliant. Yes, she was having a dream about One Piece. This is normal for her. Also, we really should give her a name. Natalie. Yes, that should do it.

Outside, the trees were blowing violently in the wind as a sudden bright light appeared in the air and something appeared to drop out of it. The crash had woken the previously sleeping woman up.

"Fuck!"

Natalie quickly got dressed, grabbed her hoodie and handbag and ran out of the house of the one night stand. In a few minutes, she reached the bus stop, not caring that she is completely drenched in the heavy rain as she waited for the bus.

The bus appeared but suddenly began swerving violently and then, before Natalie could even react, the bus tipped onto it's side and…

"Hey! Hold up, motherfucker! Are you telling me I got isekai'd by a bus?! A fucking bus?!" I glared at Loveless as he smirked.

Suddenly, Loveless collapses to the floor as two identical ninjas suddenly pop out of nowhere.

"The fuck is going on?!" Morpheus and Narcissa ask in unison.

"We've come to kill you in the name of The Shadow Men!"

I groan.

"Not this bullshit! I don't have time for this!"

"Well, we do have time for this! Pervy Loveless is dead, by the way, Nightingale Natalie!"

I glance down. Loveless had a large hole in his chest and was laying in a puddle of his own blood.

"I'm Indigo!" the ninja in blue announced.

"And I'm Red!" the ninja in red announced before they both posed.

"Yare yare daze, this isn't Jojo's bizarre adventure!" I facepalmed.

"So, what do these Shadow Men want?" Sanji asked, lighting another cigarette.

"To uphold the peace and canon of this universe!" Indigo exclaimed.

"Yeah, if you call Pirates and Marines trying to do each other in peace!" I snarked.

I was already wondering what the hell these Shadow Men wanted with me and why I was a target of their incredibly vague goals.

"So why do these Shadow Men want to kill Natalie?" Usopp asked.

"To uphold the peace and canon of this universe," Red repeated.

"What's with this vague bullshit? Tell us what the fuck is going on!" I asked, exasperated.

"The Shadow Men are a secret underground group of reality warpers seeking to overthrow governments and take over universes before destroying them," Indigo stated coldly.

"So these overpowered assholes are trying to destroy the world of One Piece as we currently know it? That's a stupid ass motive!" I exclaim.

This was bullshit and they knew it! At least, I hope they knew it was bullshit! These Shadow Men were going to kill me just because I had made a decision to derail canon? Disproportionate much?!

"That's pretty disproportionate for something that wasn't completely my fault, ain't it?"

"It's technically your fault, you stupid cunt! I mean, you have a mark on your back because amongst other things, you've been spotted with the Red Hair Pirates!" Red exclaimed.

I rolled my eyes.

"Wait, you know Shanks?!" Luffy asked.

"I met him and his crew on a random island a long time ago and had a few drinks with them, that's all! It was a long time ago!" I turned back to the two ninjas.

"How did you know about that?!" Sanji asked as I was panicking internally. They could reveal some seriously dark shit about me and I didn't want anything revealed from anyone else except myself and even then I'm only willing to reveal my dark and troubled past in my own time.

"We were watching the whole time. We had spies everywhere so we could track Natalie, hence we were sent to kill her and reset the universe!" Red threw up his hands triumphantly.

"This is just fucking wonderful. I'm being stalked by weird reality warping ninja operatives and I'm gonna be executed by said weird reality warping ninja operatives!"

Indigo suddenly looked like she had an idea.

"You know, Natalie, if you left the Straw Hats and came with us, we'd spare your life!"

"No. I'd rather be a slave again rather than leave. I quite like these guys but thanks for your shitty offer!"

Indigo and Red both fell down. I laughed out loud.