*I'm pulling cobwebs away from the story that I haven't touched in a while. I don't see Ryou coming up behind me*
Ryou: Where the hell have you been?
Me: *jump, put the spider webs behind my back, and smile* Hey Ryou…
Ryou: Don't 'hey Ryou' me, why the hell has this story not been updated?
Me: *bright smile quickly fades away* Uh… well… *Ryou interrupts me*
Ryou: Don't speak, you are forbidden to speak.
Me: Sorry. *My friend Ashmo pops out of nowhere*
Ashmo: That's right Ryou yell at her. I have been waiting for this bitch to update and the hoe hasn't done it. *Ryou and I turn around to stare at Ashmo*
Ryou: What the hell? Where did you come from?
Me: And why are you trying to get me killed, we are supposed to be friends here.
Ashmo: *looks to the floor innocently and then around the room* See what had had happened was that I uh decided to invite myself back so, you know, I could help out with the story and all that. Since you haven't been updating I've been bored and stuff, which is why I'm trying to get you killed. By the way Sweetcandie doesn't own Yugioh. See doing my job already.
Me: *mumbling* Yeah whatever. Backstabbing little...
Ashmo: *squinting her eyes* What?
Me: Nothing. Anyway for all the people that matter... *roll my eyes at Ashmo*
Ashmo: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: Like I was just saying, for the people who matter this story will become a romance between Seto and Pegasus. Yay, thank you reviewers for your participation. The romance won't be all mushy and stuff like that so you won't have to worry about that, it won't start for another few chapters, it will start gradually (can't have Pegasus and Seto the best of friends in like two chapters) and I won't let it interfere with the humor of the story at all. Also if yaoi offends you then you can choose to stop reading, but I don't think that I'll have anything too serious. I'll place warnings at the beginning of chapters to let you know and if you stop reading I won't be offended so I guess that's all there is to it.
Ryou: Enjoy the fic and drop Sweetcandie a review when you finish the chappie.
"Marik go straight, go straight!"
"But I want to run over the frog."
"Leave the damn frog alone and drive the machine already. You have been chasing that little motherfucker for the last hour and you still haven't run him over, just give up dammit."
"But I wanna hear what sound the frog makes when he gets chopped in the blades."
"He will make the same sound that the bird, snake, rat, and rabbit made."
"But they didn't make a noise; I just heard their bodies go through the plow blades." Malik bowed his head and took a deep breath, wondering why he got stuck with the slowest yami.
"Exactly, so what makes you think that the frog will be any different?"
"I don't know, shouldn't they scream or cry for help?" Mokuba, who had been sitting on his knees beside Marik, piped up and looked past Marik's lap to see the frog they had been chasing all morning.
"Animals don't talk Marik." Mokuba said absently as he waved to the frog.
"Look even Mokuba knows that animals don't talk, now finish plowing the field. We've fucked up enough."
"That's what you think." Marik responded to his hikari and frowned. Angry, Marik looked toward the frog and began yelling at the green creature.
"You take the fun out of killing small defenseless animals. You don't even scream for mercy..." By now Marik was so angry that he began to lean out of the tractor and point at the frog. "You can't die like humans, they scream and cry and all that other stuff. Nooo, you have to be a fucking martyr, die all brave and shit."
"Marik get back inside the cabin and stop yelling at the frog. Your crazy vein is showing."
"It is not!" Marik yelled to his hikari and immediately leaned back out to yell at the frog. "I can hurt you. I shall use my poking stick to play with your remains. Hahahahahahaha..." Between Marik's long string of upcoming laughter, the frog ribbited, shortening Marik's diabolical laugh.
"How dare you mock me! You shall die, no one mocks me!"
"Marik, calm down babe. How can the frog mock you if it can't talk." Malik offered, hoping that his yami would understand and finish plowing, (don't get your hopes up high folks, look at who we are working with here) but that didn't work as expected. (See)
"It has its own language." Marik answered his lavender eyes focusing in and out of sanity.
"What the fuck? What language?"
"Froggish." A large sweatdrop appeared on Malik's head and he slowly began to beat his head against the windshield of the tractor.
"Oh… my… Ra."
"Oh yes that little bastard will need Ra when I'm finished with him. Everybody strap up, we goin' frog huntin'." Marik smiled, baring his canines at the frog, and squealed in a high pitched voice, "I'm going to get you little froggy." Mokuba laughed as he latched onto Marik's neck and waved to the small amphibian. Malik, unlike his two driving partners, was not excited about the turn of events at all, as a matter of fact, Malik knew that to a point Marik was obsessive (Malik: I said crazy as fuck, not obsessive. You need to correct that Sweetcandie. Me: -_-0) and stubborn when it came to killing something or someone, so he just settled for screaming and hyperventilating as Marik fired the tractor plow back up and chased the frog through the field.
"Marik, please, no! Not again, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Yugi hoisted a large bag of feed up and walked toward Ryou, who was wiping sweat away from his eyes with the back of his hand, desperately trying to keep it from dropping into and stinging his eyes.
"We are finished feeding all the animals except for the sheep and Maniac Martin out there. Speaking of which, Ryou here's his feed." Yugi took the bag of feed and shoved it in Ryou's arms. "I'll feed all the sheep by myself if you just feed that one little, harmless, bull." (Yep, everybody that one little harmless bull that had been drooling all morning. That one little harmless bull that practically dared anything to come out to his pen. The one little harmless bull that was currently chewing on.... is that a part of the metal fence. Damn and it is, well back to our feeders.) Ryou dropped the bag of feed and rolled his eyes at his bite-sized companion.
"Yugi do I have the words 'dumb fuck' written on my forehead? I'm not feeding him."
"Well me neither."
"Then who is going to feed him?" Yugi shrugged his shoulders and then his face immediately lit up with an idea.
"Hey what if we talk our yamis into doing it for us. They would never know." Ryou's frown soon turned into a smile as he thought about Yugi's idea.
"And Jed won't suspect anything if he sees them because they look like us." Both of the hikaris smiled and summoned their yamis out of their respective items. Yami, red-eyed and dazed, appeared gnawing on the cord to the game controller, desperately trying to chew it in half and Bakura appeared with a book and a red crayon, which he quickly made disappear.
"Yami why are you chewing on that? Stop or you'll break it." Yami wasn't listening; instead he continued to chew on the cord, until Yugi yanked it from his teeth, almost pulling them out as well.
"Something's wrong with it. The buttons don't work. They don't move the pieces to the right place."
"No that's called a game crazed yami who stays up for three nights straight trying to beat a video game and is too tired to play the game correctly." Yami grumbled under his breath and Yugi looked to Ryou, who was already speaking with his yami.
"What were you coloring?"
"I was actually doing that vocabulary stuff. The book told me to circle the word that meant the same thing as the first word."
"What are these words called?"
"Si-no-nimes."
"Correction: Synonyms. But good work maybe you can show me how much you learned later, but now Yugi and I have a task for you two."
"It's like a game you guys." Yugi threw in. "See all you have to do is feed that bull out there. That's not hard." Bakura actually taking a moment to think, unlike Yami who heard the word 'game' and was all for it, asked,
"If it's so easy then why are you two not feeding him?"
"Because uh... we are afraid of him."
"But you know that by you guys being the yamis you have to be the strong and courageous ones." Ryou said while massaging Bakura's arm muscles, knowing that he had inflated his yami's ego enough to get the job done.
"Okay we'll do it." Bakura said proudly. "Come on Yami." Yugi gave Yami the feed and Bakura followed closely behind Yami to the pen. The two hikaris snickered as they thought about the huge surprise their yamis were going to get when they fully met Maniac Martin. But at the same time the two yamis were thinking what could possibly happen. I mean it was only some old bull.
Pegasus walked through the forest being careful not to step in anything that resembled animal dung. Speckles of sunshine shined through the dense canopy as Pegasus searched for any sheep that had wondered away from the flock.
"Baaa." Pegasus called into the forest, stopping momentarily to wonder how in the hell you actually called a sheep. "Sheepies, are any of you out there." Pegasus continued to walk deeper into the forest until he came to the small stream Jed had told him about, immediately turning around and heading back to the farm. "Yes things are finally looking up." That is until he heard the call of a lamb in the bushes across the stream.
"Jed said that no sheep ever crossed the stream, well you always have to have the 'special one' of the group. Can't be like everyone else and follow the damn rules." Pegasus said to himself, as his long slender legs carried him over the shallowly running water. Reaching the lamb Pegasus bent down to carefully pull the young animal from the bush. "What are you doing in there little guy? You could get hurt in a place like this. Where's your mother?" Pegasus' answer soon came with the frightened bleating of the lamb and a low growl behind him.
"Please this cannot be happening." Pegasus picked the small animal up into his arms covering its eyes with his hand, and slowly turned around. "Please just be Seto trying to scare me, please." (Well as you can probably guess people it is not Seto, but a relative of our good friends the dogs) The lamb had quieted down considerably and Pegasus began to quickly deteriorate to the previous state that the lamb was in and seeing the gray and black wolf, growling and baring his teeth, only helped to speed things along. Pegasus pulled the lamb to his chest and closed his eyes hoping that the wolf would go away, but that didn't happen and he found himself wishing that he had gotten the responsibility of the dogs instead. "Someone please come and help me." Pegasus said softly as he hoped that someone would notice him missing and soon.
Seto held on to the dogs, biting back his curiosity of what would happen if he actually let the dogs go without Pegasus' command. Seto smirked and leaned against the barn door, deciding against the action. His curiosity of the situation brought on more thoughts of Pegasus though, (Seto: Not like that, so all of you get your damn heads out of the gutter. Me: Yeah that's not until later. Seto: What? Me: Shall we continue?) like where the hell was he? Seto knew that the forest could take no more than twenty minutes to walk completely through and Pegasus had been gone for almost an half hour.
"What the hell is taking so long?" Seto said to himself his patience growing thin. "It figures that a foot loop like him would mess up such a simple task as looking for sheep." Seto looked at the watch on his arm and glanced back at the forest opening. He gets five more minutes and we are going in there, alright boys." Seto petted the excited dogs and waited for Pegasus to return.
"I don't know what our hikaris are so afraid of. It looks like an ordinary bull to me." Yami said dropping the large bag of feed he had to the ground. Bakura nodded in agreement and looked into the pen.
"Well come on so we can get this over with." Yami opened the pen door and stepped in quietly, followed by Bakura who had the feed thrown over his shoulder. They both walked calmly but quickly to Maniac Martin's feeding trough. I guess what they couldn't see from afar finally caught up with them. Maniac Martin was still drooling, except now in an odd way it looked like he was smiling. Yami and Bakura dismissed the idea and began with the task of feeding Martin. Yami stood the bag up and pulled out his pocket knife preparing slice through the top when he felt and heard some type of liquid hitting his new leather boots.
"What the hell… the damn bull just peed on me!"
"What…" Bakura was about to ask what was going on until he saw the stream of urine landing where Yami's boot once was.
"Oh, he pissed on you." Bakura laughed.
"Shut up and it's not funny." Yami shook his leg and made sure to move it away from the bull before continuing to slice the feed bag open. Bakura pulled out a knife and began to help Yami with the bag, when Martin moved. Bakura moved with the bull, not wanting to end up on the bad side of the bull, but Yami didn't seem to quite catch on. Instead he ignored the bull and continued cutting the bag, a mistake that he very well paid for because the next thing he felt was a hoof connecting to his thigh.
"Shit!" Yami yelled as he fell to the ground grabbing his leg. Bakura ran to his side and helped him up.
"He doesn't like you." Yami glared and held on to his thigh as Maniac Martin eyed both yamis in his sight.
"Why is it looking at us like that?" Yami asked quickly.
"I don't know, why don't you go ask him." Maniac Martin snorted and lowered his head, shaking it from side to side. His right hoof dug and scraped at the ground before Martin went into a full fledge charge, right at the two spirits in front of him.
"Oh shit." Both of the yamis murmured in unison.
Getting a bit of courage in the few minutes that had passed, Pegasus had begun to back away from the wolf and in the direction of the of the forest opening. Although he appeared calm, Pegasus mind had been racing. To Pegasus it seemed that his mind had been arguing the entire time he had been standing there, the calmed and panicked side fighting for domination. Only problem was who was going to win out.
Pegasus, remain calm and wait for someone to help you.
Pegasus, use your feet and get the hell out of here.
Pegasus, think nice soothing thoughts and relax.
Pegasus, think of your body lying mangled in that heap of shrubs over there.
Pegasus… damn that was a very vivid image… and it doesn't look good at all. Maybe you should go with the panicky side of the brain this time.
Something that Pegasus was all too eager to do. Pegasus adjusted the lamb in his arms and took a deep breath, before making a mad dash for the forest opening.
"Dammit he has three minutes." Three minutes that were quickly forgotten as Seto heard a loud scream. "Ah there he is, but why the hell is he screaming. Probably afraid of a rat or something." The scream sounded again and the dogs began to pull violently on the leashes Seto held. "What is it you two?" The dogs continued to pull at the leashes and soon began to growl. Seto heard the scream from the forest once again and immediately let the dogs go, following behind them as they raced across the field.
"Marik please! Baby, please leave the frog alone! That was Malik practically begging, (hmmm erase the 'practically' part) his yami to slow the tractor down. In the past hour, Malik had seen the plow tractor go speeds that he didn't even think were possible in some cars. Also in the past hour he had thrown up close to six times.
"Marik he went over there!" Mokuba yelled. The extremely sharp left officially made it six times.
"Please leave the frog alone." Malik said queasily. His two partners weren't paying attention, one driving the tractor at remarkable speeds, hell bent on killing a frog and the other cheering him on. Malik had had it.
"Stop this damn tractor!" The tractor came to a sudden stop and Mokuba and Marik turned to look at the angry hikari. "I have had it with begging you two to stop with the damn frog! Must I fuck you up Marik? Mokuba?" Mokuba shook his head and sat down, but Marik sat in the driver's seat looking at his hikari with a blank face. "Oh, so now you want to play dumb, like you can't comprehend shit. That's okay because I'll play dumb right with your ass." Malik lunged at his yami and began hitting anywhere he could find. "Give me the damn wheel and get out of the driver's seat." Malik kicked his yami into the passenger's seat and took over. Now both of you will sit in those seats and not say a word."
"Aibou you…" Malik reached over and smacked Marik on the forehead.
"Bitch, I said not a word." Marik, used to getting his way, threw a tantrum by kicking things and twisting violently.
"Kick something else and I'll break those bitches off." I guess Malik's little threat worked because for the rest of the afternoon neither Mokuba nor Marik gave him anymore problems
Seto chased after the dogs into the thick forest, following the screams, as they ran ahead. About five minutes into the forest Seto noticed that the screaming had stopped.
"Pegasus!" Seto yelled toward the interior of the forest as he walked a few more feet and suddenly heard angry growls and the sounds of dogs fighting deeper in the forest. Seto went deeper into the forest, toward the sounds of the fighting dogs and called Pegasus again. This time he actually got an answer. Even though it was a soft whisper, he still heard it.
"Seto, shut up." The voice whispered harshly. Seto looked around for who the voice belonged to, but couldn't find anyone. "Seto, up here." Seto looked into the canopy of leaves and saw the person he had been looking for.
"Pegasus."
"Yes, now climb the tree."
"What are you doing up there? Jed sent you to look for sheep not climb trees."
"Seto climb the tree." Pegasus insisted as he held on tightly to the lamb in one arm and a thick branch in the other.
"Look I don't know what's going on… oh shit!" Right at that moment Jake and Sam emerged or should I say fought through the trees and shrubs snapping and scratching at a large wolf.
"Climb the fucking tree Seto!" This time Seto did as told, letting his questions go unanswered for the moment. Seto climbed the tree and grabbed onto the branch that Pegasus had been holding onto. Below, the two men could see the dogs attack the wolf and after a few minutes run him off. Though the two were successful, their victory did come at a cost. Jake's leg had been injured and Sam's front paw looked swollen. "They're hurt. Come on we have to get them back to the farm and tell Jed." Seto jumped down from the tree and went over to the whimpering dogs.
"Seto you will have to…"
"Do you know how heavy these dogs are?"
"I know, but…"
"They just practically saved your life." Pegasus sighed and jumped out of the tree, setting the lamb down on the ground. Walking over to Sam, Pegasus winced and Seto picked the dog up and placed him in his arms. Pegasus panicked and set the dog back on the ground.
"I can't do that."
"I guess Mokuba is going out of his way for you then. Expecting too much."
"What do you mean?"
"In a way he is just like you and these dogs, except that you are the dogs and he is you. He is willing to give you another chance, even though you are not willing to give them another. You, the person he is most afraid of, even though he doesn't show it. A person that I, considering what you did to him, would never give a second chance. I guess this is how you repay kindness." Seto said lifting up Jake and walking back toward the farm. "Don't worry about Sam; I'll be back for him." Pegasus watched as Seto walked with the dog in his arms toward the farm.
Seto struggled a little under the dog's weight, but continued to move ahead, knowing that he had to come back for the other dog. A few minutes had passed and Seto was on the field slowly going to the farm, when he turned around briefly to see a struggling Pegasus with a black and white bundle in his arms and a frisky cloud of white following closely behind.
"Yami kick the feed! Kick the feed!"
"I'm running for my life and you are telling me to feed the thing that is trying to kill me! He can starve for all I care!"
"But I promised Ryou…"
"That's right tomb robber you promised Ryou not me, so you kick it over!" Currently the two yamis were running around Maniac Martin's pen yelling at each other and trying to get out, but it seemed that the bull was smarter than they had originally thought. Martin had blocked the entrance to the gate with a large pile of feces and stood by and waited for the two yamis to try and leave, ever so often charging at the two.
"We have to get… out of here… that damn thing is… crazy." Yami breathed breathlessly, bending over trying to catch his breath before Martin decided he wanted to charge again.
"They… set us up, Yami." Bakura breathed out next to him.
"Wow, you are a genius. Thanks for stating the obvious!" Bakura stood up and punched Yami in the arm.
"How does your leg feel? I hope it's broken."
"That's alright, but I'll tell you one thing it won't be broken enough where I can't run and leave your ass here if I get the chance." Bakura shoved Yami and walked to the middle of the field and kicked the bag of feed over. Martin seeing the sudden movement, prepared for another charge, scraping his hoof against the ground once again.
"There now that that's taken care of we can get out of here."
"He's coming right for us and do you see that big pile of shit blocking the entrance."
"Yep, but who said anything about taking the entrance." Yami looked at Bakura in question, wishing that he would hurry up with his explanation before Martin reached them. Earlier Yami had been ran over, along with a few other mishaps, and considering the pain that he felt earlier was not pleasant at all, he did not wish to experience it again at full force.
"Well?" Yami directed at Bakura, only to see the tomb robber climbing the fence and leaving him there with Martin.. "Hey wait up Bakura." Yami ran-limped to the fence and began climbing it with great fervor bearing in mind that he was in much pain. Yami finally reached the top and fell on the other side alongside Bakura, both breathing heavily.
They are… in some serious… shit when we get back." Bakura said and Yami agreed.
Yugi and Ryou could see their yamis approach from the pen and they did not look happy at all.
"Yugi you know we are going to have to make this up to them right."
"Yeah." Bakura walked up to both of the hikaris and unceremoniously dropped Yami at their feet.
"Bitch, I'm hurt."
"Not my problem."
"If I were still Pharaoh…"
"You're not so shut the fuck up."
"Awww Yami I'm sorry Yami. What happened?" Yugi knelt down beside Yami and caressed his cheek.
"The bull did it." Yami said in a childish voice.
"So much for the 'I'm going to kill Yugi when I see him' speech."
"Shut up Bakura. What about what you said about Ryou 'Just wait until I get my hands on that little pansy'."
"Oh so is that what you said?"
"Uh… I can show you what I learn about synonyms."
"Good start, you said the word right." Yes I got happy points. Yami Bakura beamed at his hikari's complement even though he knew he had a lot to do before his hikari would be happy again.
"Yami what did Maniac Martin do?" Yami was about to answer, but was rudely interrupted by Bakura.
"His name is Maniac Martin and you two sent us out there with him?"
"You are in enough trouble so be quiet Bakura." Damn, points taken off. Bakura quickly lowered his voice to mumbling, wondering why the hikaris didn't seem to be looking bad for sending them out there in the first place.
"Continue please Yami."
"See first Bakura and I walked…"
"Strolled."
"Out to the pen, where we tried to feed…
"Nourish."
"Maniac Martin, but then he peed…" Yami stopped, waiting for Bakura's synonym before he continued.
"Pissed."
"On me. Then he hit me with his hoof and ran over me."
"Smacked and trampled."
"Then we jumped over the fence…"
"Leapt."
"And came here."
"Returned here. See Aibou I told you I pay attention when you tell me stuff." Ryou was openly smiling now and hugged his yami.
"Happy points?"
"Yes you have a lot of them."
"Are you still mad?"
"A little, but you can make that up when we get some time alone." Ryou replied seductively.
"I'll come to your soulroom later tonight to help you feel better okay, but now Ryou and I have to feed the sheep." Both yamis disappeared into their soulrooms smiling.
It was about seven in the evening when all the chores had been finished. Jed had taken Sam and Jake to the area vet to get their wounds treated and wouldn't be back until later, as for everyone else they all had been sitting around the kitchen table, looking and glaring at Martha's food.
"So how was everyone's first day?" Martha asked after a few minutes. Everyone gave a tired fine, except for Seto, who used the moment to humiliate Pegasus.
"Mine was great. I got to see a wolf today, I heard Pegasus scream like a bitch on two occasions, and Pegasus actually used the word 'fucking'. I mean, can you believe a word like that coming out of this old style aristocrat's mouth." Seto finished pulling Pegasus into a side hug and imitating a motherly voice. "I am so proud of him." Pegasus pushed Seto away and rolled his eyes.
"Very funny, but don't worry I'm pretty sure you will have your day."
"Yeah anyway, so I guess I'll be off to take a bath now." Everyone else left the table handing Martha their half eaten plates of food, except for Pegasus and Mokuba.
"Don't worry about Big Brother, he's just being mean. I heard that you saw a wolf today and you even brought Sam back when he was hurt." Pegasus nodded and turned to leave the kitchen, when he heard Mokuba say, "Can you tell me about?" Pegasus stopped surprised at the request, but smiled and sat back down to tell the story.
A/N:: Well that ended on a good note everybody. Sorry it took so long for an update, but a lot of stuff has been happening. Anyway I am happy to be back and I hope you all enjoyed the chapter. I should have a chapter up for my other story soon. But for this one, how about everyone just drop me a review. It would make me feel really happy. And if you have any suggestions feel free to leave them as well. Bye ^_____^