Disclaimer: Avril Lavigne (did I spell her name right?) owns Sk8er Boi and JK Rowling
owns everything else except this parody.
Scene: During her years at Hogwarts, Hermione and her friends had to endure SnapeÕs
nasty comments and unfair grading. Five years later, when Hermione is enrolled at
University, a certain greasy-haired potions master suddenly appears. Needless to say,
Hermione is not happy to see him.
Potions Teacher
He was a professor, she was a student
It was so noticeable
He was a jerk
She was a know-it-all
What else is there to say?
He wanted to expel her, but sheÕd never tell
That she was trying to get him kicked out as well
But all of her friends discouraged her
Said sheÕd just make life harder
He was a potions teacher
She said he was worse than Kreacher
All he did was torment her
She had a huge brain, but he said she was a pain
She needed to get her head out of the books
5 years from now
She sits at her desk
Writing a report, she needs to get done
She hears a knock and opens the door
Guess whose groveling on her floor?
She brings over her friends
They help her get revenge
For all the pain they endured
Their resentment was finally cured
He was a potions teacher
She said he was worse than Kreacher
All he did was torment her
But now he was at her mercy
SheÕs laughing at his misery
Does your greasy face see how much sheÕs worth?
Sorry Snape, you screwed up
Better start shaping up
ShouldnÕt have insulted me then
ItÕs a pity this is how the story ends
Too bad you couldnÕt see
How wonderful a student I could be
But now IÕm no longer kind
Better leave now
Cuz thereÕs no pity here that youÕll find
YouÕre just a potions teacher
And IÕm just a student
It is so noticeable
I hate you, havenÕt you heard?
So does everyone else in this world
YouÕre no longer my potions teacher
I still say youÕre no better than Kreacher
Better get out of my place
Before I slam this door in your face
A/N: I hope you guys enjoyed this! I wrote this in between my classes, so I hope
itÕs good enough. Remember if you have ideas on how to improve any of my
parodies, let me know! Thank you so much for your reviews!
owns everything else except this parody.
Scene: During her years at Hogwarts, Hermione and her friends had to endure SnapeÕs
nasty comments and unfair grading. Five years later, when Hermione is enrolled at
University, a certain greasy-haired potions master suddenly appears. Needless to say,
Hermione is not happy to see him.
Potions Teacher
He was a professor, she was a student
It was so noticeable
He was a jerk
She was a know-it-all
What else is there to say?
He wanted to expel her, but sheÕd never tell
That she was trying to get him kicked out as well
But all of her friends discouraged her
Said sheÕd just make life harder
He was a potions teacher
She said he was worse than Kreacher
All he did was torment her
She had a huge brain, but he said she was a pain
She needed to get her head out of the books
5 years from now
She sits at her desk
Writing a report, she needs to get done
She hears a knock and opens the door
Guess whose groveling on her floor?
She brings over her friends
They help her get revenge
For all the pain they endured
Their resentment was finally cured
He was a potions teacher
She said he was worse than Kreacher
All he did was torment her
But now he was at her mercy
SheÕs laughing at his misery
Does your greasy face see how much sheÕs worth?
Sorry Snape, you screwed up
Better start shaping up
ShouldnÕt have insulted me then
ItÕs a pity this is how the story ends
Too bad you couldnÕt see
How wonderful a student I could be
But now IÕm no longer kind
Better leave now
Cuz thereÕs no pity here that youÕll find
YouÕre just a potions teacher
And IÕm just a student
It is so noticeable
I hate you, havenÕt you heard?
So does everyone else in this world
YouÕre no longer my potions teacher
I still say youÕre no better than Kreacher
Better get out of my place
Before I slam this door in your face
A/N: I hope you guys enjoyed this! I wrote this in between my classes, so I hope
itÕs good enough. Remember if you have ideas on how to improve any of my
parodies, let me know! Thank you so much for your reviews!