IÕm Not a Bully With a Wand
Disclaimer: Christina Aguilera owns "Genie in a Bottle." JK Rowling owns
everything else.

Scene: Malfoy is smitten with Hermione. The feeling is notÉmutual, however.
Hermione is more focused on punching Malfoy until heÕs nothing but a walking
bruise.

Its been a school year without anyone by my side
So Granger IÕm hitting on you every night
Snickering when you growl at me

YouÕre narrowing your eyes
And shouting spells my way
But that donÕt mean my crush is gonna sway
(no way, no way)

Oooh (my mind is saying lets go)
Oooh (but heart is saying youÕre a Ôho)

I know you wanna be with me
Mione, I really am okay
IÕm not a bully with a wand
Slapping me wonÕt make me go away
I know you wanna be with me
I know IÕm your dream come true
Just write my essay
You know I like the work you do

IÕm not a bully with a wand Mione
Slapping me is useless honey
IÕm not a bully with a wand Mione
Come, come, come on donÕt pout

Class is over
The weekend is here
Lets go to Hogsmeade
And IÕll buy you a butterbeer
Snickering when you growl at me
My heart is beating faster than the speed of light
Seeing you scowl is such a pleasant sight
(baby, baby, baby)

Oooh (my mind is saying lets go)
Oooh (but heart is saying youÕre a Ôho)

I know you wanna be with me
Mione, I really am okay
IÕm not a bully with a wand
Slapping me wonÕt make me go away
I know you wanna be with me
I know IÕm your dream come true
Just write my essay
You know I like the work you do

IÕm not a bully with a wand Mione
Slapping me is useless honey
IÕm not a bully with a wand Mione
Come, come, come on donÕt pout

IÕm not a bully with a wand Mione
Slapping me is useless honey (I know you wanna be with me)
IÕm not a bully with a wand Mione
Come, come, come on donÕt pout

A/N: Thank you to all my lovely reviewers!