Disclaimer: Jessica Simpson owns "I wanna love you forever." JK owns Harry Potter.

A/N: I havenÕt heard this song for a really long time and IÕve only heard it once, so please forgive me if
the lyrics donÕt quite fit the tune!

Thank you to Iluska for pointing out the ambiguity of the title. The "you" just refers to food in general.
The "I," as you will see in the scene description below, refers to "Ron." Sorry about the confusion!

Scene: Ron and the rest of the HogwartsÕ students are eating dinner. After a summer of dieting (Mrs.
Weasley told him to!), Ron is staring at the food in front of him with great delight and breaks into song.

I wanna eat you forever

You set my stomach at ease
Chased my hunger out of view
Left a feeling of sleepiness over me
You satisfy me food
You know you do
Eating you allows me to live
And youÕve got so much more nourishment to give
I pour your sweet taste into me
IÕll savor every drop until I fall on my knees (A/N: this line sucks! Any ideas?)

I wanna eat you forever
You come in all shapes and sizes too
10,000 bites together
Is all IÕm asking of you
Cuz when I first ate a bite of you
I could hardly believe the taste
I swear I knew
IÕm gonna eat you forever

What my mind fails to understand
My stomach tells me to do
IÕd give up all my classes just to be with you
And that would do
IÕve always been taught to restrain
Myself from licking every gravy stain
Be at the mercy of a steak
IÕve always been
Just wanna taste you once more

I wanna eat you forever
You come in all shapes and sizes too
10,000 bites together
Is all IÕm asking of you
Cuz when I first ate a bite of you
I could hardly believe the taste
I swear I knew
IÕm gonna eat you forever

In my life IÕve learned that my stomach never waits
I live to experience your wondrous taste
Cuz when IÕm eating you thereÕs nothing else
That I would ever wanna see, no
Even when IÕm full
IÕll stillÉ
Wanna eat you forever (ooh)

A/N: Thank you to all of my reviewers. You guys are the best! :)