Chapter 1; The bet.
Summary; Based on the movie She's all that. Same prom queen/bet stuff. He's the cool guy, she's the local nitwit. A bet brings them together. At least, that was the plan. Can Gohan make the stubborn girl this year's queen of the ball, or will Lime, Gohan's ex, beat her??!!
I want to dedicate this story to my bestes best friend Daphna, she also wrote a story equal to this one, only then in CSI-style. Maybe you can read it someday, she writes rrrrrreeeeeeeeaaaaaaallllllllyyyy good, I swear. Her nickname is Dawny. And Daphna, Mug luv, your wedgie, Marlenemeid @_@
Also thanks to Petra, Me Luvs u 2.......LOL!!!!!! Hell yeah, I LOVE YOU!!!!!! jajaja!!!!!!
"Talking." ((( Changes every chapter)))
#$#$#$#$#$ There are some Japanese words in every chap. For the people who don't know any Japanese words, here's the translation of them who are gonna be seen in this chap;
Konnichiwa; Hello. Gomen; Sorry. Nani; What. #$#$#$#$#$
Disclaimer ; DBZ isn't mine blablabla.......... to bad. The idea of She's all that isn't mine either. Though Benny and Damien and Laura and some others are mine... don't sew me for that.... hey, someone has to be the bad guy/girl.
Please enjoy reading and if you have time left, post me a review @_@.
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"Gohan, could you at least SHOW some interest, instead of sleeping whole lesson!" The teacher said angrily to me, cuz I was half asleep. I yawned once more before sittin' up straight again and opening the book in front of me. History was the most boring lesson of them all, I swear. I mean, who actually CARES about the world war 2 or when Columbus discovered America? Well, maybe a couple of dorks.... but that the only exeption of all students.
Suddenly I heard the teacher speak again, so with all my non-sleeping brain- cells I had left, I looked up at the middle-aged woman in the middle of the room and tried not to fall a sleep when she began to speak; "Well, if mister Sleepy pays attention again, we can go on with history. We were learning about Napoleon Who can say when he died?! Nobody............ Gohan, can you answer this question?" asked the teacher, having a 'pay-back-time' look at her face. Ug, I hate it when she does that.
I leaned more forwards checkin' my book for a second, but then looked serious at the teacher and said; "Well, recordin' to this book, the good man died on page 79."
A rumor of snickering people filled the classroom. Although the teacher tried to calm everyone down, it had no success. Hehe, own fault. Shouldn't she had to ask me that.
I smiled at no-one particularly and put my sunglasses on my nose. Maybe History wasn't that bad after all. Ya just needed to fill it up with somethin' hilarious.
That very moment we all heard a noise though the speakers on the ceiling. My smile grew to a big wide grin.
"FIRE TRAIL!!!!!!" We all yelled, while we stormed outside. O yeah, we were such a 'well-raised' class!!!!!
When I also headed outside I suddenly thought back of the very beginning of this school-year. Dunno why.... I'm strange sometimes.
o0~Flashback~0o
"Everyone. Let me introduce you all to Son Gohan. Emmm...... Gohan, why wouldn't you tell something about yourself." The teacher said at me.
I silently nodded, not letting a single emotion escape my face and walked up from my place near the door to the middle of the classroom.
"Konnichiwa y'all. My name's Son Gohan. I come from Mount Paozu, that's in 439 mountain-area." I said a happy and in the same time as cool as I could.
After that all kinds of whispers filled the room.
"I heard that name before." "Me too. Let me think." "I KNOW!!!!" came suddenly a yell from somewhere in the class, "You're the son of Goku. The martial artist who won the World Championships a couple of years ago."
That very moment the uproar disappeared and made place for an even bigger noise, 'cause now everyone was talkin'.
"WOW. Who would have guessed that." "Yes, now ya say..... I can see the results!!!" "No way. How could Son Goku have such a nerdy kid!!!"
That last reaction was Scharpner's I didn't know his name then, but I figured it out 10 minutes later
But as coolly as I tried to sound, I said instead of ignoring him; "At least everyone knows my dad. I can't say that of YOUR father!!!"
Some people snickered, causin' Scharpner to turn out red.... Hell yeah, I'm so good.
Then I continued talking; "Anyway, I wasn't done talkin' yet. Y'all are right -except Scharpner- my dad is Son Goku. But 'bout something else. I'm gettin' cramps in my feet. Right now I'm gonna sit down and watch the lesson."
And with that I walked up to an empty seat somewhere in the class. I sat down and leaned backwards, obviously not wantin' to hear the teacher say one more thing. Only I think the teacher didn't see that.
"Well, finally a new student with a good institution, instead of a lack to our rules.... right Scharpner!!" she looked up to give a glare at Scharpner, what made him feel uneasy, "So let the lesson begin. Students, grab your book at page 49 and read the lesson."
Everyone got their book and opened them, only I didn't. Why would I..... I said 'watching the lesson'.... not learnin' it. When the teacher saw it she asked me curiously; "Gohan, don't tell me you didn't receive the books yet.......... ummm, miss Videl, let him look in your book, then I will copy a few things."
I looked at my left side, to see a girl turning my side and sharing her books. But instead of lookin', I shoved the book to her side again and leaned more backwards.
"GOHAN!!! What's wrong with you. You seem all nice, why aren't you learning the lesson?!" The teacher said angrily, after watching us two.
"I said 'watchin' the lesson', not learnin' it!"
Several people snickered, while others laughed out loud. Only the Videl- girl, the teacher and some other nerds, didn't respond at my joke. Videl just kept on staring in her book, without paying attention at my comical jokes.
When I noticed that, I leaned forwards and put a hand on her shoulder.
Videl turned around at my direction in a shock, but then met my eyes nearly a centimeter away from her. She almost screamed, but managed not to yell. At least... it looked like she was 'bout to yell, but swallowed it just in time.
I snickered softly, but nobody saw that, even the Videl-girl didn't. Then I spoke; "If ya'd put a smile upon your face sometimes, it might get more beautiful.... and just a look at ya, it looks like you need it badly."
Videl turned around redder than a red-painted tomato. She quickly looked down into her books again, while a silent tears fell down her cheek. To bad for her, I noticed it..... I'm soooooooo mean, if I want to.
"Please don't go crying. I can't stand that." I said.
I don't know what she thought when I said that, but obviously it had to do something with me. Then she looked up while she wiped the tear away and softly smiled at me.
I put on a confused face as I saw the smile and said; "Why on earth the smile.... did ya really think it would make your face prettier? Like that's possible!!!! And don't start crying again, ya'll wet my T-shirt that way if ya keep goin' like that!"
Videl swallowed once more before standing up and rushin' to the door while mumbling somethin' like 'need to pee' at the teacher.
After Videl was away, the class started to clap at me, while I already leaned backwards with a huge grin at my face. My work was done here.... my first impression at this school was succeed.
o0~ End flashback~0o
Yep. And that was only the beginning of this scholar. I still feel kinda stupid the way I react at Videl, but heey, a first impression is major important!! And after that, I never saw her again. Probably moved to another class. Not that I care where she is. I have my one girlfriend to worry 'bout. Speakin' of her, where tha f*ck did she go to?! I looked around but didn't saw the girl. Hmmm, probably hangin' up with her friends.
o0~Flashback~0o
"GOOOOHHHAAAAANNNN!!!!! Wait a minute!!!!" Scharpner yelled to me.
I looked around to see Scharpner and some other guys running in my direction. When they finally caught up with me Scharpner asked, still panting for breath; "Wh......what tha f... tha f*ck happened...... th... there??!!!"
My cheeks coloured lightly red. I could have known he'd ask this. I ignored the fact my cheeks were glowing red and tried to say as coolly as I could; "Ummm...... That's what I call 'go super'. It doesn't happen all the time."
"Okay, but that's not his question. Scharpner asked WHAT happened there, not what ya call it!" Another guy behind Scharpner said.
"SHUT UP DAMIEN!!! Who asked YOUR opinion!!!", Scharpner yelled at the poor boy, make him shake all over his body ,"Gohan, that wasn't my question. I asked WHAT happened there, not what ya call it!" He said.
"O well, I had years of training, so ya all won't be able to go super like me. It's just a sort of transformation into a stronger human. After it ya'll go back to your original form." I said, like it was the most normal case in the entire world. And for me... it was the most normal case in tha world. Also it wasn't much of a lie, more like a twist of the truth. But I was NOT going to tell my dad's an alien!!!
After a second of arguin' with myself, I said; "But enough talking 'bout me. I need to go home. See ya'll later!!" And I started to walk away.
But I didn't come very far, 'cause suddenly 2 hands grabbed my left arm, not lettin' me walk any further.
I turned around and was 'bout to yell 'MOVE ON SCHARPNER!!!' when I noticed it wasn't Scharpner who grabbed my arm. Not even a guy.
Yes, SOMEONE grabbed my arm alright.
Vaguely I remembered those eyes I was starin' at.
She was a few inches shorter than me, and had grace, beauty and charm. Long deep-brown hair curled around her face, makin' her even prettier. Her eyes were black as a dark night.
Perfect indeed, but something 'bout her I didn't like. Maybe it was the perfection.... I didn't know.
In the end I was speechless 'bout her appearance, so the only thing I could possibly do was stare.
After a full minute of staring at the beauty in front of me, my mouth finally opened and formed a word, known as her name.
"Lime?"
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Our first met was stupid, 'cause both of us were to chicken to say a thing... except her name of course... Lime. But after that, we were practically every day together. And that's more than a year ago. And guess what, Lime was the one who knew my dad was a martial artist....... hmmm, maybe her grandfather told it.
Suddenly my thought were rudely interrupted by a yell.
"YOU HAVE NERVES MISTER!!!!"
I turned around to see an angry Lime standing there, looking pissed off. I gulped silently, but dared to ask, too bad my voice sounded strange; "Konnichiwa Lime, w..... what's up?!!"
"WELL, you wouldn't know that, would you Gohan!! I haven't seen you in a very long time even though we're dating. Something is up with you!!!" She yelled at me. On that moment I wanted to disappear, but I couldn't.
"Gomen Lime....... it wasn't THAT long ago....... was it?" I tried to say it as innocently as I could. To bad for me Lime was VERY pissed off and wouldn't change her mood soon.
"3 WHOLE WEEKS GOHAN!!!!! And to make things even WORSE, the ball will be in 2 weeks and if you won't change your behavior, I will make them chose someone else as king of the ball!!"
I gulped once more, but didn't say a thing. I just stood there, already knowing what would happen next. I just hoped she wouldn't have the guts to say it.
"But it seems I already have someone else to take to the ball......" Lime said, waiting for me to finish the sentence in my thoughts.
I already knew what was coming, but to make Lime even more angry, I made a face like 'AND...', so Lime let out a term of abuse under her breath.
Then Lime recovered quickly and said slowly, speaking out every word loud and clear; "You'll have to go a-l-o-n-e." The last word she spoke really slow to rub it in.
It didn't miss its effect. My jaw hit the ground and my eyes became bigger than saucers.
NANI!!!!! D........did she just.. dump me??!! So she DID had the guts to ACTUALLY say it!!! But this can't be true.... I mean, I'm the most popular guy at school! This isn't good for my reputation.. being dumped by the most popular girl at school ........ AAAAHHHH, just wait 'till I get that guy Lime's takin' to the ball... Wait a minute.... Who IS that guy anyway??!! If he thinks he can get away with MY girl, then WHERE on earth did he find that much courage.... I mean, I'm the no.1 strongest guy in universe!!! I was still looking shocked at Lime, who was still pissed off.
Finally, after a moment of being shocked I found back my voice and asked Lime, trying not to lose my patience; "Who's tha f*ckin' guy!!!!"
"Why do you even care which guy is the lucky one who is gonna be the king of this year's ball??!" She answered angrily.
"NANI!!!!", I yelled, "Ya must be wrong. I'm goin' to be this year's king, just like last year."
"You only won last year 'cause you were my boyfriend and I knew half of the jury."
"Sweet dreams babe, I won 'cause I'm no.1 hunk. And I made YOU queen last year, not otherwise." I answered, getting slight angry at the girl in front of me.
"I am NOT your babe!!!!! But you mean you are saying that you made me queen. Haha, funny joke, Gohan-kun."
"Grrr, It's Gohan, and stop with tha nicknames, else your new -and unlucky- boyfriend will become mad. And yes, I made ya queen. Actually, I can make every girl queen. I'm tha most popular guy at school."
"Humph, Benny is unlike other guys not angry often. And I like to see if you can make a complete nerd this year's queen." Lime said becoming madder at the minute at me.
"Benny..... talking 'bout a dork's name!" I snickered while I spoke out Benny's name.
"GOHAN!!!! Don't talk mean about my Benny. Maybe it's a dumb name, but he is way sweeter than you!!!!" She said back angrily.
Suddenly she caught eye of someone who walked 200 feet behind me. She stuck up her nose and walked away without saying anythin' at me.
I turned around to see Lime walkin' to her best friend, who I hated because she was always gossipin', Laura.
I sighed silently and wanted to walk away from the spot where I was standing for almost a quarter, but was rudely interrupted by Scharpner.
"Heey loverboy!!" He said while a grin appeared at his face. Hmrf, he always had to appear when ya didn't want to see the f*cking guy.
"I am NOT a loverboy!!" I answered, stroking my short black hair away from my face. I was really angry 'bout everything now; Lime, Scharpner, the ball, my hair.... yadda-yadda-yadda.
"I know. She dumped ya, right?! I accidentally heard it all."
"NANI!!!!!" I yelled....... DAM THA F*CKING GUY.... he always finds something 'bout ya to make ya a complete nerd.
"Sorry loverboy. I guess ya need to find someone else for the ball right?!"
I sweatdropped, but recovered quickly and said as coolly as I could, but failing completely; "I don't need Lime. I'll just pick another girl!!!"
"Right loverboy. But maybe Lime's idea isn't that bad........ I want to see it also."
I looked at Scharpner in a shock; "WHAT IDEA????!!!! Lime's brain is completely empty. A girl can't have idea's!!!"
"She said that a minute ago. Geez Gohan, look who's playin' the monkey again.... can't ya remember a thing!! She said that she wanted to see ya make some nerd queen this year, instead of her. And I like the idea!!"
"Yeah right. Why not make a bet of it." I said sarcastic. This HAD to be one big joke, so why not make a good joke of it?
Suddenly Scharpner's eyes lit up. He said all happy; "THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!! We'll make a bet of it. You'll have to make a girl that I'll pick this year's queen of the ball."
I don't know what hit him that moment, but since I took it as a joke, I laughed while saying; " Yes, great idea...... great joke. What am I doin' if I lose?"
"Ummm....... Oh I know, You'll have to give your reputation to me!"
Dumm dumm dumm Scharpner, ya can't give a reputation away...... I guess his brain must have fallen out when he had PE of something.
"Okay..... and if I win?" I answered, still snickering.
To bad Scharpner noticed I thought this was a joke.
"Gohan, this is no joke I mean this for real. If ya succeed in that, ummm...... next school-football-match I'll run over the field, midway into the footballgame...... in a bunny-suit, singin' and dancin' the 'Cheeky song'!!! But more important; If ya win, ya'll get your reputation back!!" Scharpner said.
"HEEY!!!! I didn't lose my reputation ya know!!!! And that bet of ya is ONE BIG JOKE to me ya know!!!!!"
On that very moment the loudspeaker turned on and everyone could hear a female voice, known as Laura.
"Everyone please pay attention at this massage. We want to congratulate Lime, our famous star-head-cheerleader-which-is-also-the-most-popular-girl- at-school with her new boyfriend BENNY, he's a student from somewhere of Vegas and he's her hottest hot hunk on earth!!!!!!! I'd like to sorry Gohan, who was dumped by our famous cheerleader Lime just a minute ago. We all know how much Gohan-kun loved Lime, and he's probable dying cuz she dumped him. To show how bad we all think this is, I chose this song especially for our dumped-schoolfreak GOHAN, who now has nobody to take at the ball."
My cheeks turned out red as I heard the first sentence of the song 'Don't you want me baby' from Alcazar.
Scharpner snickered at me and said; "Maybe my idea wasn't that bad after all. And if ya're wise, ya'll take the bet. If ya don't, nobody wants to know ya anymore..... cuz who wants to know the biggest loser in the world who was to chicken to take on a stupid li'll bet!!!"
I could cry at that moment, first being dumped by Lime, then stuck up on a stupid bet. Suddenly my brains registered something; If I could win that bet, Lime might wants me back. And more important, then I'd have a life- time guarantee for being cool!!! But I guess Scharpner's right at one point. I definitely need to do something 'bout my reputation, else I end up like a complete loser!!!!! I looked up at Scharpner, who was still snickering.
Then I said; "Yeah, the bet sounds like a good idea. So....... which girl is tha lucky one?"
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We were walkin' for 10 minutes, but Scharpner hadn't picked out a girl yet.
Sure there was plenty of weird girls walking around Orange-star-highschool, but Scharpner wanted a complete nerd as victim for me. Someday I'd kill him..... and if he didn't hurry up that day would arrive very VERY soon!!!
I was becoming tired from hearin' snickers behind my back. I was still mad Laura turned on that f*ckin' song. And I was even more mad at the people who were laughin' behind my back 'bout the song.
As tired as I was, I whined to Scharpner; " Can't you pick someone out a bit faster....Hey, why not pickin' out that girl." I pointed out in the direction where a girl stood. Her hair was purple with yellow lines in it and she had a butt that was even bigger than a elephant.
"Naaaaa, to easy." His answer was.
I gulped. What on earth was he looking for?? Suddenly I heard some footsteps behind me. I turned around to see Damien standing there with his club of cool-guys-but-not-as-cool-as-I-was who always were drooling over me and Scharpner to be part of our 'gang'... ya know, with the most popular guys.
"Hey Scharpner, Gohan. I heard Gohan here got stuck up with a bet. So, have ya found a girl yet?" Damien asked Scharpner.
"No, not yet." Scharpner said absent-minded, still lookin' for the right girl.
"We'll help you. Maybe that one over there." A guy, which I didn't know by name, said from behind Damien. He pointed his finger to a girl. I gulped for the who-knows-how-many time that day. I guess I like gulping.
The girl was a reflection of a hippo. She was bald, tiny ears wearing horrible clothes all in black colours. Her shoes, well if ya could call it shoes, were completely threadbare. Her face was like a hippo. Fat, ugly, fat, no make-up and did I mention ugly??!!!
But Scharpner didn't look up, he just mumbled; "No, that's also WAY to easy."
"Sorry Scharpner, " The guy drooled, hoping Scharpner and Damien weren't mad at his mistake.
"Hey, ya'll wet my T-shirt if you keep goin' like this!!!" I said angrily at the guy.
Suddenly Scharpner's face turned in my direction and said; "Wh....what did ya just say?!"
"Ummm....... ya'll wet my T-shirt if y-
"THAT'S IT.... I KNOW THE PERFECT GIRL FOR YA!!!!!" Scharpner screamed, so I couldn't finish my sentence. He grabbed my shirt and drag me into a corridor.
I silently sighed. If I knew Scharpner, which I did, he was pickin' out a girl what would be.... lets say difficult.....to put it mildly. And guess what.... I gulped again.
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Suddenly Scharpner didn't walk further but stood still and silently stared at the door in front if him.
I looked at the door as a large sweatdrop appeared at my forehead. Upon the door a word was painted in golden letters, in precise hand-writing, makin' me feel uneasy.
My mother once tried to get me in there, but I won and I've never been there. Well........ maybe when I was still young and stupid, like 5 years old.
But now I needed to go in there, 'cause Scharpner said the girl who he wanted to pick was in here. I hate Scharpner. If I ever get out of here alive, I kill him.
'Library' Said the sign. I gulped once more. Oooohhhh, I hated that word. Little did I know Scharpner wasn't that sure anymore of the ease for picking out a girl. He also hated this place.
But brave as I tried to stay, I opened the door, what caused me to gulp and what caused my eyes to become bigger than plates.
In there was a huge amount of books, way to many if ya'd ask me. Almost everywhere ya looked, were bookcases. Only in the middle of the horrible room were tables, where only nerds were studying on computers while books surround them. ((((A.N.; O yeah, I can really prescribe library's well huh......NOT @_@))))
I gulped before walkin' inside the room-of-doom (that was my li'll brothers appellation for the library).
Scharpner walked behind me, while a chill went down his spikes when the door closed behind us.
For a minute we didn't know what to say, but then Scharpner found back his voice and said; "Well, Now hope she's here......else we came here for nothing."..... I sure hoped the girl would be here.
We walked further inside the library, causin' some nerds to look up with questioning faces. 'What on earth were those two doing here??!!! This was private of the 'Orange-star-high-school-society for super-intelligent-human- objects ' and not for some teens who were too lazy to be serious at their school carrier.' some whispered to some other nerds. Since I was a saiyan I could hear people's whispers.
I felt how their eyes poked in my back, but as cool as I was, I stuck up my nose, like Lime did when she dumped me, and didn't look back.
Suddenly Scharpner stood still in front of a huge pile of books on a table. I stood still next to him, wonderin' who was hidden behind all those terrible books. I soon found out.
Scharpner shove away some books, so a face appeared. My mouth hit the ground, for the second time this day.
(((((((A.N.; I let ya'll guess now, who is tha mysterious person behind all those books??))))))
She was looking quit surprised at the sudden appearance of the two of us. But when she noticed me, she let out a growl.
She wasn't pretty dressed, putting it mildly. She wore a baggy black sweater so no female forms came out (you know, it looks all flat in front of her), descendant from her grandmother's time. Her pants were even worse, they had their best time a century ago. they were blue pants, and you could easily see they were frayed enormous. Her nails though were clean, but there was no sign of nail-polish. Her face was a totally different story. Although her lips were kinda gorgeous, they were untouched by lipstick, so you couldn't call them nice. Her eyes were light-blue, but hidden behind huge horrible glasses (((A.N.; Type; Gohan's glasses when he's around 30 years old..... you know, those horrible ones))))))). The glasses made the girl look already 25, while she was just 18. Her hair was tied up in a slovenly tail. And to make it even worse, the hair looked like it hadn't been washed in a week... no, make that a month!!!
Suddenly she looked back to the computer, and typed in some notes. When Scharpner coughed, she looked to the boys again. I was still staring at her. But then a whisper from the girl interrupted my thought rudely.
"Hello!!! This is a library. People go to this place to learn...... not to check out some girl." She whispered while she opened a book and noted down some notes on the computer.
......she was changed..... very much....... first she was ugly.... and now.... HORRIBLE, JUST F*CKING HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then it broke..... from my deepest inner-self. Dende hates me.... the next thing I knew I was screaming, causin' the whole library to hear it;
"VIDEL!!!! IS THAT YOU......MAN YOU LOOK F*CKING HORRIBLE!!!!!!"
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Amy; A brilliant great best-ever-made first chapter. Facilitated by our famous dork;;;;;; GOHAN-KUN!!!!!
Gohan; HEY!!! I'm not the dork.... that's Videl's part.
Amy; Don't talk mean 'bout MY Videl. She's way nicer than you!!!!
Gohan; lalala, Videl's a dork dork dork, with ssstttuuuuuuupppid glasses lalala!!!
Amy; Can someone lend my some cotton wool!! Gohan's singin' is reeeaaaaly falsely!!!!
Gohan; I don't sing falsely!!!
Amy; Yes you are!!! Gohan; AM NOT!!
# continue fighting #
Benny; what happens next time, you'll have to read then.
Gohan; Shut up
# Blasts energybal at Benny #
Benny; AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Amy; You see the button in the left corner, if you click on it, you'll be transferred to a whole other dimension, named to world of reviews!!!!!!!! Click it click it click it ... ... ... ... I know you want to.. @_@
Summary; Based on the movie She's all that. Same prom queen/bet stuff. He's the cool guy, she's the local nitwit. A bet brings them together. At least, that was the plan. Can Gohan make the stubborn girl this year's queen of the ball, or will Lime, Gohan's ex, beat her??!!
I want to dedicate this story to my bestes best friend Daphna, she also wrote a story equal to this one, only then in CSI-style. Maybe you can read it someday, she writes rrrrrreeeeeeeeaaaaaaallllllllyyyy good, I swear. Her nickname is Dawny. And Daphna, Mug luv, your wedgie, Marlenemeid @_@
Also thanks to Petra, Me Luvs u 2.......LOL!!!!!! Hell yeah, I LOVE YOU!!!!!! jajaja!!!!!!
"Talking." ((( Changes every chapter)))
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Konnichiwa; Hello. Gomen; Sorry. Nani; What. #$#$#$#$#$
Disclaimer ; DBZ isn't mine blablabla.......... to bad. The idea of She's all that isn't mine either. Though Benny and Damien and Laura and some others are mine... don't sew me for that.... hey, someone has to be the bad guy/girl.
Please enjoy reading and if you have time left, post me a review @_@.
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"Gohan, could you at least SHOW some interest, instead of sleeping whole lesson!" The teacher said angrily to me, cuz I was half asleep. I yawned once more before sittin' up straight again and opening the book in front of me. History was the most boring lesson of them all, I swear. I mean, who actually CARES about the world war 2 or when Columbus discovered America? Well, maybe a couple of dorks.... but that the only exeption of all students.
Suddenly I heard the teacher speak again, so with all my non-sleeping brain- cells I had left, I looked up at the middle-aged woman in the middle of the room and tried not to fall a sleep when she began to speak; "Well, if mister Sleepy pays attention again, we can go on with history. We were learning about Napoleon Who can say when he died?! Nobody............ Gohan, can you answer this question?" asked the teacher, having a 'pay-back-time' look at her face. Ug, I hate it when she does that.
I leaned more forwards checkin' my book for a second, but then looked serious at the teacher and said; "Well, recordin' to this book, the good man died on page 79."
A rumor of snickering people filled the classroom. Although the teacher tried to calm everyone down, it had no success. Hehe, own fault. Shouldn't she had to ask me that.
I smiled at no-one particularly and put my sunglasses on my nose. Maybe History wasn't that bad after all. Ya just needed to fill it up with somethin' hilarious.
That very moment we all heard a noise though the speakers on the ceiling. My smile grew to a big wide grin.
"FIRE TRAIL!!!!!!" We all yelled, while we stormed outside. O yeah, we were such a 'well-raised' class!!!!!
When I also headed outside I suddenly thought back of the very beginning of this school-year. Dunno why.... I'm strange sometimes.
o0~Flashback~0o
"Everyone. Let me introduce you all to Son Gohan. Emmm...... Gohan, why wouldn't you tell something about yourself." The teacher said at me.
I silently nodded, not letting a single emotion escape my face and walked up from my place near the door to the middle of the classroom.
"Konnichiwa y'all. My name's Son Gohan. I come from Mount Paozu, that's in 439 mountain-area." I said a happy and in the same time as cool as I could.
After that all kinds of whispers filled the room.
"I heard that name before." "Me too. Let me think." "I KNOW!!!!" came suddenly a yell from somewhere in the class, "You're the son of Goku. The martial artist who won the World Championships a couple of years ago."
That very moment the uproar disappeared and made place for an even bigger noise, 'cause now everyone was talkin'.
"WOW. Who would have guessed that." "Yes, now ya say..... I can see the results!!!" "No way. How could Son Goku have such a nerdy kid!!!"
That last reaction was Scharpner's I didn't know his name then, but I figured it out 10 minutes later
But as coolly as I tried to sound, I said instead of ignoring him; "At least everyone knows my dad. I can't say that of YOUR father!!!"
Some people snickered, causin' Scharpner to turn out red.... Hell yeah, I'm so good.
Then I continued talking; "Anyway, I wasn't done talkin' yet. Y'all are right -except Scharpner- my dad is Son Goku. But 'bout something else. I'm gettin' cramps in my feet. Right now I'm gonna sit down and watch the lesson."
And with that I walked up to an empty seat somewhere in the class. I sat down and leaned backwards, obviously not wantin' to hear the teacher say one more thing. Only I think the teacher didn't see that.
"Well, finally a new student with a good institution, instead of a lack to our rules.... right Scharpner!!" she looked up to give a glare at Scharpner, what made him feel uneasy, "So let the lesson begin. Students, grab your book at page 49 and read the lesson."
Everyone got their book and opened them, only I didn't. Why would I..... I said 'watching the lesson'.... not learnin' it. When the teacher saw it she asked me curiously; "Gohan, don't tell me you didn't receive the books yet.......... ummm, miss Videl, let him look in your book, then I will copy a few things."
I looked at my left side, to see a girl turning my side and sharing her books. But instead of lookin', I shoved the book to her side again and leaned more backwards.
"GOHAN!!! What's wrong with you. You seem all nice, why aren't you learning the lesson?!" The teacher said angrily, after watching us two.
"I said 'watchin' the lesson', not learnin' it!"
Several people snickered, while others laughed out loud. Only the Videl- girl, the teacher and some other nerds, didn't respond at my joke. Videl just kept on staring in her book, without paying attention at my comical jokes.
When I noticed that, I leaned forwards and put a hand on her shoulder.
Videl turned around at my direction in a shock, but then met my eyes nearly a centimeter away from her. She almost screamed, but managed not to yell. At least... it looked like she was 'bout to yell, but swallowed it just in time.
I snickered softly, but nobody saw that, even the Videl-girl didn't. Then I spoke; "If ya'd put a smile upon your face sometimes, it might get more beautiful.... and just a look at ya, it looks like you need it badly."
Videl turned around redder than a red-painted tomato. She quickly looked down into her books again, while a silent tears fell down her cheek. To bad for her, I noticed it..... I'm soooooooo mean, if I want to.
"Please don't go crying. I can't stand that." I said.
I don't know what she thought when I said that, but obviously it had to do something with me. Then she looked up while she wiped the tear away and softly smiled at me.
I put on a confused face as I saw the smile and said; "Why on earth the smile.... did ya really think it would make your face prettier? Like that's possible!!!! And don't start crying again, ya'll wet my T-shirt that way if ya keep goin' like that!"
Videl swallowed once more before standing up and rushin' to the door while mumbling somethin' like 'need to pee' at the teacher.
After Videl was away, the class started to clap at me, while I already leaned backwards with a huge grin at my face. My work was done here.... my first impression at this school was succeed.
o0~ End flashback~0o
Yep. And that was only the beginning of this scholar. I still feel kinda stupid the way I react at Videl, but heey, a first impression is major important!! And after that, I never saw her again. Probably moved to another class. Not that I care where she is. I have my one girlfriend to worry 'bout. Speakin' of her, where tha f*ck did she go to?! I looked around but didn't saw the girl. Hmmm, probably hangin' up with her friends.
o0~Flashback~0o
"GOOOOHHHAAAAANNNN!!!!! Wait a minute!!!!" Scharpner yelled to me.
I looked around to see Scharpner and some other guys running in my direction. When they finally caught up with me Scharpner asked, still panting for breath; "Wh......what tha f... tha f*ck happened...... th... there??!!!"
My cheeks coloured lightly red. I could have known he'd ask this. I ignored the fact my cheeks were glowing red and tried to say as coolly as I could; "Ummm...... That's what I call 'go super'. It doesn't happen all the time."
"Okay, but that's not his question. Scharpner asked WHAT happened there, not what ya call it!" Another guy behind Scharpner said.
"SHUT UP DAMIEN!!! Who asked YOUR opinion!!!", Scharpner yelled at the poor boy, make him shake all over his body ,"Gohan, that wasn't my question. I asked WHAT happened there, not what ya call it!" He said.
"O well, I had years of training, so ya all won't be able to go super like me. It's just a sort of transformation into a stronger human. After it ya'll go back to your original form." I said, like it was the most normal case in the entire world. And for me... it was the most normal case in tha world. Also it wasn't much of a lie, more like a twist of the truth. But I was NOT going to tell my dad's an alien!!!
After a second of arguin' with myself, I said; "But enough talking 'bout me. I need to go home. See ya'll later!!" And I started to walk away.
But I didn't come very far, 'cause suddenly 2 hands grabbed my left arm, not lettin' me walk any further.
I turned around and was 'bout to yell 'MOVE ON SCHARPNER!!!' when I noticed it wasn't Scharpner who grabbed my arm. Not even a guy.
Yes, SOMEONE grabbed my arm alright.
Vaguely I remembered those eyes I was starin' at.
She was a few inches shorter than me, and had grace, beauty and charm. Long deep-brown hair curled around her face, makin' her even prettier. Her eyes were black as a dark night.
Perfect indeed, but something 'bout her I didn't like. Maybe it was the perfection.... I didn't know.
In the end I was speechless 'bout her appearance, so the only thing I could possibly do was stare.
After a full minute of staring at the beauty in front of me, my mouth finally opened and formed a word, known as her name.
"Lime?"
o0~ End flashback~0o
Our first met was stupid, 'cause both of us were to chicken to say a thing... except her name of course... Lime. But after that, we were practically every day together. And that's more than a year ago. And guess what, Lime was the one who knew my dad was a martial artist....... hmmm, maybe her grandfather told it.
Suddenly my thought were rudely interrupted by a yell.
"YOU HAVE NERVES MISTER!!!!"
I turned around to see an angry Lime standing there, looking pissed off. I gulped silently, but dared to ask, too bad my voice sounded strange; "Konnichiwa Lime, w..... what's up?!!"
"WELL, you wouldn't know that, would you Gohan!! I haven't seen you in a very long time even though we're dating. Something is up with you!!!" She yelled at me. On that moment I wanted to disappear, but I couldn't.
"Gomen Lime....... it wasn't THAT long ago....... was it?" I tried to say it as innocently as I could. To bad for me Lime was VERY pissed off and wouldn't change her mood soon.
"3 WHOLE WEEKS GOHAN!!!!! And to make things even WORSE, the ball will be in 2 weeks and if you won't change your behavior, I will make them chose someone else as king of the ball!!"
I gulped once more, but didn't say a thing. I just stood there, already knowing what would happen next. I just hoped she wouldn't have the guts to say it.
"But it seems I already have someone else to take to the ball......" Lime said, waiting for me to finish the sentence in my thoughts.
I already knew what was coming, but to make Lime even more angry, I made a face like 'AND...', so Lime let out a term of abuse under her breath.
Then Lime recovered quickly and said slowly, speaking out every word loud and clear; "You'll have to go a-l-o-n-e." The last word she spoke really slow to rub it in.
It didn't miss its effect. My jaw hit the ground and my eyes became bigger than saucers.
NANI!!!!! D........did she just.. dump me??!! So she DID had the guts to ACTUALLY say it!!! But this can't be true.... I mean, I'm the most popular guy at school! This isn't good for my reputation.. being dumped by the most popular girl at school ........ AAAAHHHH, just wait 'till I get that guy Lime's takin' to the ball... Wait a minute.... Who IS that guy anyway??!! If he thinks he can get away with MY girl, then WHERE on earth did he find that much courage.... I mean, I'm the no.1 strongest guy in universe!!! I was still looking shocked at Lime, who was still pissed off.
Finally, after a moment of being shocked I found back my voice and asked Lime, trying not to lose my patience; "Who's tha f*ckin' guy!!!!"
"Why do you even care which guy is the lucky one who is gonna be the king of this year's ball??!" She answered angrily.
"NANI!!!!", I yelled, "Ya must be wrong. I'm goin' to be this year's king, just like last year."
"You only won last year 'cause you were my boyfriend and I knew half of the jury."
"Sweet dreams babe, I won 'cause I'm no.1 hunk. And I made YOU queen last year, not otherwise." I answered, getting slight angry at the girl in front of me.
"I am NOT your babe!!!!! But you mean you are saying that you made me queen. Haha, funny joke, Gohan-kun."
"Grrr, It's Gohan, and stop with tha nicknames, else your new -and unlucky- boyfriend will become mad. And yes, I made ya queen. Actually, I can make every girl queen. I'm tha most popular guy at school."
"Humph, Benny is unlike other guys not angry often. And I like to see if you can make a complete nerd this year's queen." Lime said becoming madder at the minute at me.
"Benny..... talking 'bout a dork's name!" I snickered while I spoke out Benny's name.
"GOHAN!!!! Don't talk mean about my Benny. Maybe it's a dumb name, but he is way sweeter than you!!!!" She said back angrily.
Suddenly she caught eye of someone who walked 200 feet behind me. She stuck up her nose and walked away without saying anythin' at me.
I turned around to see Lime walkin' to her best friend, who I hated because she was always gossipin', Laura.
I sighed silently and wanted to walk away from the spot where I was standing for almost a quarter, but was rudely interrupted by Scharpner.
"Heey loverboy!!" He said while a grin appeared at his face. Hmrf, he always had to appear when ya didn't want to see the f*cking guy.
"I am NOT a loverboy!!" I answered, stroking my short black hair away from my face. I was really angry 'bout everything now; Lime, Scharpner, the ball, my hair.... yadda-yadda-yadda.
"I know. She dumped ya, right?! I accidentally heard it all."
"NANI!!!!!" I yelled....... DAM THA F*CKING GUY.... he always finds something 'bout ya to make ya a complete nerd.
"Sorry loverboy. I guess ya need to find someone else for the ball right?!"
I sweatdropped, but recovered quickly and said as coolly as I could, but failing completely; "I don't need Lime. I'll just pick another girl!!!"
"Right loverboy. But maybe Lime's idea isn't that bad........ I want to see it also."
I looked at Scharpner in a shock; "WHAT IDEA????!!!! Lime's brain is completely empty. A girl can't have idea's!!!"
"She said that a minute ago. Geez Gohan, look who's playin' the monkey again.... can't ya remember a thing!! She said that she wanted to see ya make some nerd queen this year, instead of her. And I like the idea!!"
"Yeah right. Why not make a bet of it." I said sarcastic. This HAD to be one big joke, so why not make a good joke of it?
Suddenly Scharpner's eyes lit up. He said all happy; "THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!! We'll make a bet of it. You'll have to make a girl that I'll pick this year's queen of the ball."
I don't know what hit him that moment, but since I took it as a joke, I laughed while saying; " Yes, great idea...... great joke. What am I doin' if I lose?"
"Ummm....... Oh I know, You'll have to give your reputation to me!"
Dumm dumm dumm Scharpner, ya can't give a reputation away...... I guess his brain must have fallen out when he had PE of something.
"Okay..... and if I win?" I answered, still snickering.
To bad Scharpner noticed I thought this was a joke.
"Gohan, this is no joke I mean this for real. If ya succeed in that, ummm...... next school-football-match I'll run over the field, midway into the footballgame...... in a bunny-suit, singin' and dancin' the 'Cheeky song'!!! But more important; If ya win, ya'll get your reputation back!!" Scharpner said.
"HEEY!!!! I didn't lose my reputation ya know!!!! And that bet of ya is ONE BIG JOKE to me ya know!!!!!"
On that very moment the loudspeaker turned on and everyone could hear a female voice, known as Laura.
"Everyone please pay attention at this massage. We want to congratulate Lime, our famous star-head-cheerleader-which-is-also-the-most-popular-girl- at-school with her new boyfriend BENNY, he's a student from somewhere of Vegas and he's her hottest hot hunk on earth!!!!!!! I'd like to sorry Gohan, who was dumped by our famous cheerleader Lime just a minute ago. We all know how much Gohan-kun loved Lime, and he's probable dying cuz she dumped him. To show how bad we all think this is, I chose this song especially for our dumped-schoolfreak GOHAN, who now has nobody to take at the ball."
My cheeks turned out red as I heard the first sentence of the song 'Don't you want me baby' from Alcazar.
Scharpner snickered at me and said; "Maybe my idea wasn't that bad after all. And if ya're wise, ya'll take the bet. If ya don't, nobody wants to know ya anymore..... cuz who wants to know the biggest loser in the world who was to chicken to take on a stupid li'll bet!!!"
I could cry at that moment, first being dumped by Lime, then stuck up on a stupid bet. Suddenly my brains registered something; If I could win that bet, Lime might wants me back. And more important, then I'd have a life- time guarantee for being cool!!! But I guess Scharpner's right at one point. I definitely need to do something 'bout my reputation, else I end up like a complete loser!!!!! I looked up at Scharpner, who was still snickering.
Then I said; "Yeah, the bet sounds like a good idea. So....... which girl is tha lucky one?"
o0~0o
We were walkin' for 10 minutes, but Scharpner hadn't picked out a girl yet.
Sure there was plenty of weird girls walking around Orange-star-highschool, but Scharpner wanted a complete nerd as victim for me. Someday I'd kill him..... and if he didn't hurry up that day would arrive very VERY soon!!!
I was becoming tired from hearin' snickers behind my back. I was still mad Laura turned on that f*ckin' song. And I was even more mad at the people who were laughin' behind my back 'bout the song.
As tired as I was, I whined to Scharpner; " Can't you pick someone out a bit faster....Hey, why not pickin' out that girl." I pointed out in the direction where a girl stood. Her hair was purple with yellow lines in it and she had a butt that was even bigger than a elephant.
"Naaaaa, to easy." His answer was.
I gulped. What on earth was he looking for?? Suddenly I heard some footsteps behind me. I turned around to see Damien standing there with his club of cool-guys-but-not-as-cool-as-I-was who always were drooling over me and Scharpner to be part of our 'gang'... ya know, with the most popular guys.
"Hey Scharpner, Gohan. I heard Gohan here got stuck up with a bet. So, have ya found a girl yet?" Damien asked Scharpner.
"No, not yet." Scharpner said absent-minded, still lookin' for the right girl.
"We'll help you. Maybe that one over there." A guy, which I didn't know by name, said from behind Damien. He pointed his finger to a girl. I gulped for the who-knows-how-many time that day. I guess I like gulping.
The girl was a reflection of a hippo. She was bald, tiny ears wearing horrible clothes all in black colours. Her shoes, well if ya could call it shoes, were completely threadbare. Her face was like a hippo. Fat, ugly, fat, no make-up and did I mention ugly??!!!
But Scharpner didn't look up, he just mumbled; "No, that's also WAY to easy."
"Sorry Scharpner, " The guy drooled, hoping Scharpner and Damien weren't mad at his mistake.
"Hey, ya'll wet my T-shirt if you keep goin' like this!!!" I said angrily at the guy.
Suddenly Scharpner's face turned in my direction and said; "Wh....what did ya just say?!"
"Ummm....... ya'll wet my T-shirt if y-
"THAT'S IT.... I KNOW THE PERFECT GIRL FOR YA!!!!!" Scharpner screamed, so I couldn't finish my sentence. He grabbed my shirt and drag me into a corridor.
I silently sighed. If I knew Scharpner, which I did, he was pickin' out a girl what would be.... lets say difficult.....to put it mildly. And guess what.... I gulped again.
o0~0o
Suddenly Scharpner didn't walk further but stood still and silently stared at the door in front if him.
I looked at the door as a large sweatdrop appeared at my forehead. Upon the door a word was painted in golden letters, in precise hand-writing, makin' me feel uneasy.
My mother once tried to get me in there, but I won and I've never been there. Well........ maybe when I was still young and stupid, like 5 years old.
But now I needed to go in there, 'cause Scharpner said the girl who he wanted to pick was in here. I hate Scharpner. If I ever get out of here alive, I kill him.
'Library' Said the sign. I gulped once more. Oooohhhh, I hated that word. Little did I know Scharpner wasn't that sure anymore of the ease for picking out a girl. He also hated this place.
But brave as I tried to stay, I opened the door, what caused me to gulp and what caused my eyes to become bigger than plates.
In there was a huge amount of books, way to many if ya'd ask me. Almost everywhere ya looked, were bookcases. Only in the middle of the horrible room were tables, where only nerds were studying on computers while books surround them. ((((A.N.; O yeah, I can really prescribe library's well huh......NOT @_@))))
I gulped before walkin' inside the room-of-doom (that was my li'll brothers appellation for the library).
Scharpner walked behind me, while a chill went down his spikes when the door closed behind us.
For a minute we didn't know what to say, but then Scharpner found back his voice and said; "Well, Now hope she's here......else we came here for nothing."..... I sure hoped the girl would be here.
We walked further inside the library, causin' some nerds to look up with questioning faces. 'What on earth were those two doing here??!!! This was private of the 'Orange-star-high-school-society for super-intelligent-human- objects ' and not for some teens who were too lazy to be serious at their school carrier.' some whispered to some other nerds. Since I was a saiyan I could hear people's whispers.
I felt how their eyes poked in my back, but as cool as I was, I stuck up my nose, like Lime did when she dumped me, and didn't look back.
Suddenly Scharpner stood still in front of a huge pile of books on a table. I stood still next to him, wonderin' who was hidden behind all those terrible books. I soon found out.
Scharpner shove away some books, so a face appeared. My mouth hit the ground, for the second time this day.
(((((((A.N.; I let ya'll guess now, who is tha mysterious person behind all those books??))))))
She was looking quit surprised at the sudden appearance of the two of us. But when she noticed me, she let out a growl.
She wasn't pretty dressed, putting it mildly. She wore a baggy black sweater so no female forms came out (you know, it looks all flat in front of her), descendant from her grandmother's time. Her pants were even worse, they had their best time a century ago. they were blue pants, and you could easily see they were frayed enormous. Her nails though were clean, but there was no sign of nail-polish. Her face was a totally different story. Although her lips were kinda gorgeous, they were untouched by lipstick, so you couldn't call them nice. Her eyes were light-blue, but hidden behind huge horrible glasses (((A.N.; Type; Gohan's glasses when he's around 30 years old..... you know, those horrible ones))))))). The glasses made the girl look already 25, while she was just 18. Her hair was tied up in a slovenly tail. And to make it even worse, the hair looked like it hadn't been washed in a week... no, make that a month!!!
Suddenly she looked back to the computer, and typed in some notes. When Scharpner coughed, she looked to the boys again. I was still staring at her. But then a whisper from the girl interrupted my thought rudely.
"Hello!!! This is a library. People go to this place to learn...... not to check out some girl." She whispered while she opened a book and noted down some notes on the computer.
......she was changed..... very much....... first she was ugly.... and now.... HORRIBLE, JUST F*CKING HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then it broke..... from my deepest inner-self. Dende hates me.... the next thing I knew I was screaming, causin' the whole library to hear it;
"VIDEL!!!! IS THAT YOU......MAN YOU LOOK F*CKING HORRIBLE!!!!!!"
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Amy; A brilliant great best-ever-made first chapter. Facilitated by our famous dork;;;;;; GOHAN-KUN!!!!!
Gohan; HEY!!! I'm not the dork.... that's Videl's part.
Amy; Don't talk mean 'bout MY Videl. She's way nicer than you!!!!
Gohan; lalala, Videl's a dork dork dork, with ssstttuuuuuuupppid glasses lalala!!!
Amy; Can someone lend my some cotton wool!! Gohan's singin' is reeeaaaaly falsely!!!!
Gohan; I don't sing falsely!!!
Amy; Yes you are!!! Gohan; AM NOT!!
# continue fighting #
Benny; what happens next time, you'll have to read then.
Gohan; Shut up
# Blasts energybal at Benny #
Benny; AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Amy; You see the button in the left corner, if you click on it, you'll be transferred to a whole other dimension, named to world of reviews!!!!!!!! Click it click it click it ... ... ... ... I know you want to.. @_@