Disclaimer: Destiny's Child owns "Independent Women." Who do you think
owns Harry Potter? Come on, you should know this by now!
Scene: Hermione is fed up with students calling her a know-it-all, taking
advantage of her intelligence, etc.
-----Intelligent Student---
Question: Tell me what your opinion is of me
I study a lot and learning comes so easy
People mistake my intelligence for being showy
When class is all over I just get up and leave
Question: Ron, how do you feel about this
Try to copy my notes and soon you'll see my fist
Write my own papers, and read my own books
Always tryin to shift my attention away from looks
The A on my test
I've earned it
The badge on my chest
I display it
The class I'm rockin
Cuz I study
If I want to know something
I'll learn it
The hat for Dobby
I've knit it
The spell I'm using
I've practiced
Cuz I study
(cuz I study)
All the students who are intelligent
Raise your books up at me
All the ladies who are brilliant
Raise your books up at me
All the bookworms who have extra parchment
Hand them up this way please
All the students who truly understand me
Come join me in this chanting
Ginny, I didn't know you could get grades like that
Snape, how come I don't get grades like that?
Ginny, I didn't know you could get grades like that
Snape, how come I don't get grades like that?
Malfoy, tell me what your opinion is
About a girl who is the wisest?
I work hard to earn the marks that I get
Students, it ain't easy bein intelligent
Question: Are you jealous at the knowledge that I've got? [A/N: SheÕs talking to Malfoy]
I hear you insultin me when you think I'm outta earshot
If your gonna diss me, make sure you've got your bodyguards
You better have backup cuz I'll punch you hard
The A on my test
I've earned it
The badge on my chest
I display it
The class I'm rockin
Cuz I study
If I want to know something
I'll learn it
The hat for Dobby
I've knit it
The spell I'm using
I've practiced
Cuz I study
(Cuz I study)
All the students who are intelligent
Raise your books up at me
All the ladies who are brilliant
Raise your books up at me
All the bookworms who have extra parchment
Hand them up this way please
All the students who truly understand me
Come join me in this chanting
Ginny, I didn't know you could get grades like that
Snape, how come I don't get grades like that?
Ginny, I didn't know you could get grades like that
Snape, how come I don't get grades like that?
A/N: I think that went well. Although, if any of you come up with better lines
than: "Ginny, I didn't know you could get grades like that/Snape how come I
don't get grades like that" then by all means give me your suggestions. You'll
get credit, of course. I know these two lines are ridiculous since Hermione
always earns perfect grades even from Snape (as I remember anyway). But I
couldn't think of anything else, so just accept it or tell me how to fix it. Thanks!
Cookies to all my reviewers! * throws cookies *
owns Harry Potter? Come on, you should know this by now!
Scene: Hermione is fed up with students calling her a know-it-all, taking
advantage of her intelligence, etc.
-----Intelligent Student---
Question: Tell me what your opinion is of me
I study a lot and learning comes so easy
People mistake my intelligence for being showy
When class is all over I just get up and leave
Question: Ron, how do you feel about this
Try to copy my notes and soon you'll see my fist
Write my own papers, and read my own books
Always tryin to shift my attention away from looks
The A on my test
I've earned it
The badge on my chest
I display it
The class I'm rockin
Cuz I study
If I want to know something
I'll learn it
The hat for Dobby
I've knit it
The spell I'm using
I've practiced
Cuz I study
(cuz I study)
All the students who are intelligent
Raise your books up at me
All the ladies who are brilliant
Raise your books up at me
All the bookworms who have extra parchment
Hand them up this way please
All the students who truly understand me
Come join me in this chanting
Ginny, I didn't know you could get grades like that
Snape, how come I don't get grades like that?
Ginny, I didn't know you could get grades like that
Snape, how come I don't get grades like that?
Malfoy, tell me what your opinion is
About a girl who is the wisest?
I work hard to earn the marks that I get
Students, it ain't easy bein intelligent
Question: Are you jealous at the knowledge that I've got? [A/N: SheÕs talking to Malfoy]
I hear you insultin me when you think I'm outta earshot
If your gonna diss me, make sure you've got your bodyguards
You better have backup cuz I'll punch you hard
The A on my test
I've earned it
The badge on my chest
I display it
The class I'm rockin
Cuz I study
If I want to know something
I'll learn it
The hat for Dobby
I've knit it
The spell I'm using
I've practiced
Cuz I study
(Cuz I study)
All the students who are intelligent
Raise your books up at me
All the ladies who are brilliant
Raise your books up at me
All the bookworms who have extra parchment
Hand them up this way please
All the students who truly understand me
Come join me in this chanting
Ginny, I didn't know you could get grades like that
Snape, how come I don't get grades like that?
Ginny, I didn't know you could get grades like that
Snape, how come I don't get grades like that?
A/N: I think that went well. Although, if any of you come up with better lines
than: "Ginny, I didn't know you could get grades like that/Snape how come I
don't get grades like that" then by all means give me your suggestions. You'll
get credit, of course. I know these two lines are ridiculous since Hermione
always earns perfect grades even from Snape (as I remember anyway). But I
couldn't think of anything else, so just accept it or tell me how to fix it. Thanks!
Cookies to all my reviewers! * throws cookies *