Chapter 5; Day 2:: King confessed, part one.
Summary; Based on the movie She's all that. Same prom queen/bet stuff. He's the cool guy, she's the local nitwit. A bet brings them together. At least, that was the plan. Can Gohan make the stubborn girl this year's queen of the ball, or will Lime, Gohan's ex, beat her??!!
"Talking."
((( Changes every chapter)))
***Thinking of what he/she could say***
~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ Yes, this chap is split up in 2 parts. Probably cuz else that chap would be more than 40 pages long -_-` and cuz tha first part is Gohan's POV and that second part is Vi's POV. Then it's more fun to read..... ya will find out soon!!!! ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~
I found out it's quite difficult to base a fic on a movie or book. So remember this; "This fic has the big lines of the movie 'She's all that', and for the rest, it's my fic so I decide whether or not putting something totally different in!!!
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There are some Japanese words in every chap. For the people who don't know any Japanese words, here's the translation of them who are gonna be seen in this chap;
Hai; Yes.
Gomen nasai; Sorry.
Simatta; Shit.
Onnisan; Big brother.
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DBZ isn't mine blablabla.......... to bad. The idea of She's all that isn't mine either. The comicbook Spiderman isn't my idea also I'm starting to feel sad Though Benny and Damien, Laura, our president Donald and also some others are mine... don't sew me for that.... hey, someone has to be the bad guy/girl...... or in Donald's case the Duck.
Please enjoy reading and if you have time left, post me a review @_@.
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Was it me or did Vi didn't like the idea of stayin' at my house tonight?! She looked if she just met tha devil himself, which can't be true cuz Dabura is locked in the other world
(((((A.N.; There was no Buu cuz I hate the pink blob. But there were Babidi and Dabura and Gohan defeated them And Gohan can talk telepathically to King Kai and Goku!!)))))))
Since I didn't know how to react at Vi's terrified face, I just continued dinner. Now only hope Goten won't laugh........... never mind, he just did.
The first time he did that smile was when Lime came. Ya know, tha smile are teeth are fully covered with food. He never learned table-manners, so maybe that's why he does those f*ckin' things!
Luckily I saw that smile more than just 2 times. He always did that when he was happy. And since he was almost every day happy, I saw that smile always every time I stayed here the night.
But I think I'm trailing off. Where was I............ Oh yeah; Vi.
She was still in a shock, probably cuz nerds don't think staying somewhere else in a house of a cool guy is normal...... nerds aren't normal, so that had to be the reason why she didn't want to stay.
After I finished dinner I stood up and walked to Vi.
"Hey, I guess ya need to know where ya have to sleep eh?! C'mmon with me, I show ya." I said and walked to my room. If someone stays at my house they get my room, and then they sleep on a mattress at the floor.... only Lime didn't need that mattress cuz my bed was big enough ^_^`
(((((A.N.; EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!! I can't believe I wrote that!!!!!!))))))))
Videl nodded slowly and followed me, obviously thinking this was one big f*cking dream. When we entered my room I heard a 'wow' under Vi's breath... hmm, must never have been in a boy's room.
But I did wonder why she 'wowed' 'bout my room. It wasn't special, just a normal room. A bed, a bookcase, desk, computer, TV, yada-yadda-yadda. Maybe Vi expected more of my room, but in the end she was speechless.
~Girls are weird!~
((((((A.N.; HELL YEAH!!!!.... wait a sec.... that means... I also weird!!!!!!! NOOOO!))))))
"emmm..... Gohan?"
Her voice interrupted my thought.. ((((A.N.; Or tha author's thoughts!!)))) and I answered quickly; "Hai Vi?!"
BIG MISTAKE!!!!! ---- she HATES nicknames----- Luckily she wasn't like my mom, and had never heard of a frying pan, else this li'll teenage saiyan would be in TROUBLES!!!!!!!
She just scowled at my nickname, but didn't say anything 'bout it.
"I haven't got pajamas and stuff..... and also no bed." She continued, still thinking she could go home instead of sleeping here.... to bad she doesn't know how stubborn I am in these things.
Maybe ya don't know, but this morning I told my mom a bit of Vi. That she was my new girlfriend, but she didn't know she was my new girlfriend. And ya know my mom, after she heard Lime dumped me, she was suddenly all fan of getting me and Vi together. Normal when she tried getting me and some chick together I would be pissed off and don't stay at home I stayed at Scharpner's 'till she calmed down, but in this case it was just what I need. I mean, I knew Vi wouldn't yell at my mom, so tha first thing I did then was give mom Vi's phone-number and address.
"I have always pajamas here for in case a girl stays. And those other stuff ya can grab also. Since they were Lime's, who dumped me yesterday, ya can have them!" There, didn't that sound al nice and nerdy! Maybe a bit to corny.... hmmm, never mind.
A slight blush appeared at Vi's cheek. I think she hoped I wouldn't see it, but as cool as I was I smiled at her wisely.... o yeah, who's tha guy!!!
"Are you sure..... I can-
"Why would I say it if I didn't mean it?! Geez, girls are sometimes SO unpractical!" I answered irritated. Really, if I say 'I love bananas', why wouldn't it be true? I mean, it wasn't sarcastically said.
"Gomen nasai..... then where are those stuff?" She asked me.
"If ya look further than just your nose ya see a pink beauty-case at tha desk. And maybe you're able to think that doesn't belong to me!" I answered. GEEZ, she already wore those horrible f*cking glasses... and now she happened to be more blind than I thought.... great!
"O."
Vi walked to tha desk and checked tha beauty-case, which contained all stuff she obviously never used before; lipstick, mascara, eye-shadow, yadda- yadda.
Her eyes widened open as she looked at tha make-up.
"I don't use make-up...... I meant pajamas, toothbrush, towel and those stuff." She finally said, after closing the case.
NOOO!!! I was doomed to make a make-up-less girl prom queen!!!! Not only did she had to surpass Lime but also my image would be shrink enormous is she didn't look nice.
"Ya should wear at least SOME make-up sometimes. Then ya would look all nice and stuff and people would notice ya....... but 'bout tha stuff ya need. Towel in tha bathroom, toothbrush also. Although I don't know what ya mean with 'those stuff' but almost everytin' can be found in tha bathroom. And pajamas..... Lime didn't use our girl-pajamas here... so we gave them away..." I finished my sentence with a slight blush, but at some reason Vi didn't get tha clue.
"O, then she took her pajamas back when she dumped you, right?" She said, smiling because she thought she was right but maybe more of the fact I said something corny... knowing girls... they all LOVE corny things!!!! But to that pajamas-thing... dumm dumm dumm, she wasn't even close to tha real answer. But since she was still innocent and not-known 'bout fact of teenagers, although she was a nerd who always think they know better, I just lied an answer together.
"Yeah, ya can say that." There, that wasn't much of a lie. No only hope she doesn't get suspicious 'bout it.
She just stood there, probably thinking but after 5 minutes her eyes looked from the beauty-case to me and said nervously.... maybe she DID notice something's wrong; "If Lime dumped you yesterday, then how did she got her pajamas back... and why didn't she took the beauty-case with her... it is a very expensive one, isn't it?"
Clever girl!!! A normal girl would have noticed it right away, but since Vi was nerd... and probably had a slow brain.... or just an I.Q. of 0.01, she noticed it after 5 minutes!
"Hmmm." Note to myself; Is ya get stuck in an icky situation, just say 'hmmm', cuz no-one knows what that means... even I didn't know if that was an 'yes' or a 'no'.
Suddenly her cheeks turned out red, her eyes became bigger than normal and she stuttered; "you mean....... you... two...-
Y-E-S! YESYESYESYES!!!!! But now:::: What do I have to say at such a question! Although she didn't finish the question, I perfectly knew what she meant.
But since I was NOT going to tell 'bout my sex-life, although she probably didn't got one..... never mind. But how to tell ... or just not to tell..... just HOW do ya say two people don't sleep with their clothes on... no, excuse me, two people who do other things than sleep without their clothes on::::: ***Videl, I don't believe in sex after marriage.*** O yeah, she sees me coming.... no, that's not a good answer... ***Vi, I DO have a sex-life.*** NONONONO, that would ruin her not-known- fact-'bout-teenagers-and-their-hormones-which-makes-her-totally-sweet-and- above-all-totally-innocent. Then there's no other option then just .... yes, ya're right..... gulp!!!
((((((A.N.; SORRY!!!!!! I don't really like Lime, but since Gohan obviously liked her, I just made a funny point of *coughcough-sex-coughcough* between them))))))
So I gulped, and nodded goofy... yes, perfect answer!
She turned away her head, hoping I couldn't see she's blushing at my nod.
GEEZ, is she kept on goin' this way...... I would already kill Scharpner, but now.... that would be FAR to easy for him to get away from me and ...... THA VI-GIRL.....
((((((A.N.; ~LOL~, Gohan got a new nickname for Videl:::: THA VI- GIRL!!!.... I thought; make something original, not like 'del' or something like that))))))
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When it was bed-time ... most of the times I got to bed at 2, or 3 We got dressed. Vi got a shirt from me but she refused wear pans.... probably cuz she thought it was hot in my room.
(((((A.N.; SUMMER!!!! NOT ANYTHING DIRTY!!! YOU PERVERTS!!!!!)))))
She crawled into the sheets on the mattress, while I jumped in my bed. Since it was somewhere near summer it wasn't dark when I turned off the light at my desk.
After 10 minutes laying in my bed, Videl suddenly turned on the lights and put on those horrible glasses. She sat up straight at her mattress, looked directly at me.
I also sat up, not quit knowing what to do.
"Gohan..... you want to be friends with me, don't you?" She asked me.
NO, I want to be your personal human-dog. WOOF, puppy wants a cookie! WOOF, HEY, was that a cat?! If that's so he's one dead cat! BARK-BARK!!!!...... ok, never mind, I'm trailing off... but the idea is quit funny...... so........ ^_~
"Actually, I want to be your bestest best friend..... WOOF, doggy!!!!! Doggy wants a cookie! And ya can pet me if ya want to.... WOOF!!" I answered, grinning at Videl's dumbfounded face.
" -_-`.......I was serious about that question. Now tell me, you want to be friends with me, don't you?" She remained serious, but couldn't resist a giggle under het breath.
Grumble grumble....
"Hai." I sighed while I rolled my eyes, which caused her to scowl at me. If she couldn't laugh at my jokes, this would be one big stupid f*cking- horrible night!
"Then you should tell me your secrets!" She continued speaking, totally not caring I was looking bored and stuff......... wait a sec........ what tha heck was she talkin' off?
"Eh.. I kinda lost ya..... what'dya mean by 'secrets'?"
"You know, friends tell friends their secrets, like...... I don't know what.... But anyway, EVERYONE has secrets!" She answered at me, slight anger ranging through her voice.
Somewhere she got a point. Even I had secrets..... but that was NO excuse of tellin' them! Even Scharpner didn't know everything 'bout me... otherwise also.
"I don't have." I simple stated.
For a minute she looked at me strangely, but then we suddenly heard a knock at the door. 3 times guess who that was.
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Not only a sleeping bag, but also a big can of limonade Goten brought with him. He put the can at my desk and then sat down at his sleeping bag which was located 2 millimeters away from Vi's mattress.
GREAT!!!
"So.. what'dya doin' oniisan?" He asked innocent. If I didn't know him better, I'd feel sorry he almost never got friends who stayed here at night... but since I DID know him better, I didn't feel the slightest guild.
"Sleepin', until SOMEONE woke me up." I spoke. Now hope Goten would get away.
"Gohan, that is NOT true. We were talking about you!" Videl suddenly said angrily. Great, now Goten wants to stay here also tha rest of tha night.
"Yippy!!! I can talk 'bout oniisan too!!!! Can I talk with you guys, pwwweeaassee??!!!!" He asked as innocent as he could.
Before I could jumped out of my bed and yell 'no' Videl smiled at Goten and said; "Sure."
This was definitely tha worst day in my whole life!!!!!!! Dying would be more to look forward to than another day like this!!!
"Thanks Vi!!! Oniisan, can I stay?" And he did his trick again. Those stupid-f*cking-but-no-resisting-puppy-eyes which I hate..... And it didn't took long before I heard myself saying; "Sure squirt!"
Gimme a gun, I kill him. Gimme a rock, I drown him. Gimme nuttin, I kill him anyway..... but he's still a cute li'll guy IF he didn't got sugar.... and guess what.... he probably had sugar today.
Then I noticed the can full of limonade.... knowing Goten, those 5 liters of limonade where 90% sugar and 10% water...... never mind that sugar, he ruined our night anyway.
"So, what'dya talking 'bout?!" Goten cheered happily after he stood up and sat down next to Vi. Though it was NOT cool my li'll bro sat down next to her, tha face Vi made was absolutely amazing! Her eyes became bigger, which I could see perfectly behind those glasses off her, and she mouthed the word "no" but Goten didn't seem to notice that. I didn't think she could be ....fun...... sometimes!
Unluckily for me she recovered quickly and answered to Goten's question; "About Gohan... I want to be his friend, but I hardly know something about Gohan, so that is why I wanted to have a conversation with him about his life."
"... 'K, can I talk also.... I know things also 'bout oniisan too!" Goten said happily at Vi... great, now Vi makes friends with my tha li'll squirt.
"Great!" Vi said back. Ugh, now I was doomed talkin' 'bout me!
"Goten, please go away. I don't wanna talk, I wanna sleep!" I said angrily. Goten looked at me surprised.
"I thought I could stay here?!.... don't ya like me anymore oniisan?" Goten suddenly didn't smile anymore and ya could see tears forming in his puppy- eyes.
As a big brother, ya can do 2 things; 1::: Scream 'go away', get grounded and get a li'll brother who hates you. 2::: say 'sorry' and keep a sweet bro who loves ya. And since I wasn't tha bad guy, I choose number 2.
"Sorry.... I'm just tired." I said guilty. And believe it or not, it did the trick! Goten stopped his fake-crying and looked sweetly at me.
"That's OK!!! But ya need to talk also, 'K?!" Goten was at some 'strange' reason all happy again.
"So Gohan, why are you all cool and stuff at school and sweet at home?" Videl asked..... she probably couldn't choose a worse question to begin with.... HOW on earth do ya explain all that!!!!!
"Can't I tell somethin' else....... like.... ..... Fighting?!" I hoped this would do the trick, but Vi didn't seem interest in that subject.
"No! Gohan, please tell me why it looks like you are schizophrenic!" She suddenly raised her voice, so Goten backed away a few inches, only Vi didn't seem to notice...
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WAIT A SEC....... !!!!!
"I DON'T HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA!!!" I yelled after the quarter finally felt through. How on earth did she got that idea??!!!!!!
"Then why were you acting nice to your brother while you are a big mean cool guy at school?!" She yelled back at me.
"Because if I would be my REAL me then............. Simatta!" I cursed when I noticed I ran right into Vi's trap.
"Then what, Gohan?" She slowly asked me, completely noticing a large sweatdrop appearing at my forehead.
"I ummm...... nothing..-
"Onnisan.... what's Vi meanin'?" Goten interrupted my stuttering.
"NUTTIN!!!!" I said on a strange high pitchy voice, which didn't stay unnoticed by Videl.
Suddenly Videl's angry behavior disappeared and a sweet smile appeared at her face and said totally innocent and stuff-like-that; "Come on Gohan. You can tell it to me, your best friend! Or is it to sad for my sensitive feeling to hear such a sad story?"
Retch, Retch.... never mind.
But suddenly I understood it. She called me 'your best friend'. Did she really mean she liked me as a friend? YES, STILL HOPE!
So I decided to answer her question serious, for only this time then.
"Okay , I'll tell ya . I'm not as cool as it looks like.... in fact, the real me isn't cool at all I think....and at school I'm only cool cuz I don't want them to think I'm a nerd, but things got a bit out off hand, and that's why I got this way.... happy now?!" I stopped my speech to see their further reactions.
Goten didn't get it. He didn't know this was a secret, cuz he knew I acted different at school than at home...... and Videl......
She didn't look satisfied like I expected her to be, but more backed away. Probably cuz she didn't expected me to answer her question.
Videl just sat at her bed thinking of a good answer, but nuttin could escape her mouth....... LOL! ^_~
Maybe this was gonna be a cool night after all!!
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Amy; I really wanna quit this ridiculous chapter now!
Videl; You go girl!
Gohan; NOOOOOO, FINALLY it was fun..... and then you quit!!!!! You daft girl!
#Amy sticks out thong :p #
Gohan; I HATE YOU BOTH! YOU KNOW THAT! You........... you.... GIRLS!
Videl; hehe, couldn't you come up with something else?!
Gohan; NO!!!
#growls at Videl..... Videl ducks under blanket..... Goten is drinking his lemonade#
Amy; AAAAAH, you all are so annoying!
Gohan; hahaHA ^O^.
Amy; O_o
Videl; is the coast clear?
Gohan; NOOOOOOOO.
#throws pillow at Videl#
Goten; WATCH OUT, BRO! I almost dropped me lemonade!
Videl; NOT OVER MY BLANKET!!!!!!
#Runs to bathroom WITH blanket... Goten stays behind, with a question-icon sticking upon his head#
Gohan; Perhaps I was wrong... This IS gonna be a long LONG night!
Amy; BHAHAHAHAHA! [perfect imitation of laughing Herc]
#Videl sweatdrops from out of the bathroom#
Goten; ANYONE SOME LEM'NADE?
Gohan; AAAAAHHHHH, I KILL HIM!!!!
#Gohan chases after Goten, toward other end of the world, Vi's still hiding in bathroom WITH blanket#
Amy;....... AAAAHHH, I'M LONELY!!!!!!! HELP ME, COME HERE YOU!!!!!.... AT LEAST REVIEW ME!!!!!!!! THEN KNOW I'M NOT ALL ALONE....... HHHEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!!!!
[prefect imitation of a VERY lonely person.... wait, I AM LONELY, FORGET THE IMITATIONS..... THIS IS REAL!!!!!!!]
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Summary; Based on the movie She's all that. Same prom queen/bet stuff. He's the cool guy, she's the local nitwit. A bet brings them together. At least, that was the plan. Can Gohan make the stubborn girl this year's queen of the ball, or will Lime, Gohan's ex, beat her??!!
"Talking."
((( Changes every chapter)))
***Thinking of what he/she could say***
~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ Yes, this chap is split up in 2 parts. Probably cuz else that chap would be more than 40 pages long -_-` and cuz tha first part is Gohan's POV and that second part is Vi's POV. Then it's more fun to read..... ya will find out soon!!!! ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~
I found out it's quite difficult to base a fic on a movie or book. So remember this; "This fic has the big lines of the movie 'She's all that', and for the rest, it's my fic so I decide whether or not putting something totally different in!!!
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There are some Japanese words in every chap. For the people who don't know any Japanese words, here's the translation of them who are gonna be seen in this chap;
Hai; Yes.
Gomen nasai; Sorry.
Simatta; Shit.
Onnisan; Big brother.
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DBZ isn't mine blablabla.......... to bad. The idea of She's all that isn't mine either. The comicbook Spiderman isn't my idea also I'm starting to feel sad Though Benny and Damien, Laura, our president Donald and also some others are mine... don't sew me for that.... hey, someone has to be the bad guy/girl...... or in Donald's case the Duck.
Please enjoy reading and if you have time left, post me a review @_@.
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Was it me or did Vi didn't like the idea of stayin' at my house tonight?! She looked if she just met tha devil himself, which can't be true cuz Dabura is locked in the other world
(((((A.N.; There was no Buu cuz I hate the pink blob. But there were Babidi and Dabura and Gohan defeated them And Gohan can talk telepathically to King Kai and Goku!!)))))))
Since I didn't know how to react at Vi's terrified face, I just continued dinner. Now only hope Goten won't laugh........... never mind, he just did.
The first time he did that smile was when Lime came. Ya know, tha smile are teeth are fully covered with food. He never learned table-manners, so maybe that's why he does those f*ckin' things!
Luckily I saw that smile more than just 2 times. He always did that when he was happy. And since he was almost every day happy, I saw that smile always every time I stayed here the night.
But I think I'm trailing off. Where was I............ Oh yeah; Vi.
She was still in a shock, probably cuz nerds don't think staying somewhere else in a house of a cool guy is normal...... nerds aren't normal, so that had to be the reason why she didn't want to stay.
After I finished dinner I stood up and walked to Vi.
"Hey, I guess ya need to know where ya have to sleep eh?! C'mmon with me, I show ya." I said and walked to my room. If someone stays at my house they get my room, and then they sleep on a mattress at the floor.... only Lime didn't need that mattress cuz my bed was big enough ^_^`
(((((A.N.; EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!! I can't believe I wrote that!!!!!!))))))))
Videl nodded slowly and followed me, obviously thinking this was one big f*cking dream. When we entered my room I heard a 'wow' under Vi's breath... hmm, must never have been in a boy's room.
But I did wonder why she 'wowed' 'bout my room. It wasn't special, just a normal room. A bed, a bookcase, desk, computer, TV, yada-yadda-yadda. Maybe Vi expected more of my room, but in the end she was speechless.
~Girls are weird!~
((((((A.N.; HELL YEAH!!!!.... wait a sec.... that means... I also weird!!!!!!! NOOOO!))))))
"emmm..... Gohan?"
Her voice interrupted my thought.. ((((A.N.; Or tha author's thoughts!!)))) and I answered quickly; "Hai Vi?!"
BIG MISTAKE!!!!! ---- she HATES nicknames----- Luckily she wasn't like my mom, and had never heard of a frying pan, else this li'll teenage saiyan would be in TROUBLES!!!!!!!
She just scowled at my nickname, but didn't say anything 'bout it.
"I haven't got pajamas and stuff..... and also no bed." She continued, still thinking she could go home instead of sleeping here.... to bad she doesn't know how stubborn I am in these things.
Maybe ya don't know, but this morning I told my mom a bit of Vi. That she was my new girlfriend, but she didn't know she was my new girlfriend. And ya know my mom, after she heard Lime dumped me, she was suddenly all fan of getting me and Vi together. Normal when she tried getting me and some chick together I would be pissed off and don't stay at home I stayed at Scharpner's 'till she calmed down, but in this case it was just what I need. I mean, I knew Vi wouldn't yell at my mom, so tha first thing I did then was give mom Vi's phone-number and address.
"I have always pajamas here for in case a girl stays. And those other stuff ya can grab also. Since they were Lime's, who dumped me yesterday, ya can have them!" There, didn't that sound al nice and nerdy! Maybe a bit to corny.... hmmm, never mind.
A slight blush appeared at Vi's cheek. I think she hoped I wouldn't see it, but as cool as I was I smiled at her wisely.... o yeah, who's tha guy!!!
"Are you sure..... I can-
"Why would I say it if I didn't mean it?! Geez, girls are sometimes SO unpractical!" I answered irritated. Really, if I say 'I love bananas', why wouldn't it be true? I mean, it wasn't sarcastically said.
"Gomen nasai..... then where are those stuff?" She asked me.
"If ya look further than just your nose ya see a pink beauty-case at tha desk. And maybe you're able to think that doesn't belong to me!" I answered. GEEZ, she already wore those horrible f*cking glasses... and now she happened to be more blind than I thought.... great!
"O."
Vi walked to tha desk and checked tha beauty-case, which contained all stuff she obviously never used before; lipstick, mascara, eye-shadow, yadda- yadda.
Her eyes widened open as she looked at tha make-up.
"I don't use make-up...... I meant pajamas, toothbrush, towel and those stuff." She finally said, after closing the case.
NOOO!!! I was doomed to make a make-up-less girl prom queen!!!! Not only did she had to surpass Lime but also my image would be shrink enormous is she didn't look nice.
"Ya should wear at least SOME make-up sometimes. Then ya would look all nice and stuff and people would notice ya....... but 'bout tha stuff ya need. Towel in tha bathroom, toothbrush also. Although I don't know what ya mean with 'those stuff' but almost everytin' can be found in tha bathroom. And pajamas..... Lime didn't use our girl-pajamas here... so we gave them away..." I finished my sentence with a slight blush, but at some reason Vi didn't get tha clue.
"O, then she took her pajamas back when she dumped you, right?" She said, smiling because she thought she was right but maybe more of the fact I said something corny... knowing girls... they all LOVE corny things!!!! But to that pajamas-thing... dumm dumm dumm, she wasn't even close to tha real answer. But since she was still innocent and not-known 'bout fact of teenagers, although she was a nerd who always think they know better, I just lied an answer together.
"Yeah, ya can say that." There, that wasn't much of a lie. No only hope she doesn't get suspicious 'bout it.
She just stood there, probably thinking but after 5 minutes her eyes looked from the beauty-case to me and said nervously.... maybe she DID notice something's wrong; "If Lime dumped you yesterday, then how did she got her pajamas back... and why didn't she took the beauty-case with her... it is a very expensive one, isn't it?"
Clever girl!!! A normal girl would have noticed it right away, but since Vi was nerd... and probably had a slow brain.... or just an I.Q. of 0.01, she noticed it after 5 minutes!
"Hmmm." Note to myself; Is ya get stuck in an icky situation, just say 'hmmm', cuz no-one knows what that means... even I didn't know if that was an 'yes' or a 'no'.
Suddenly her cheeks turned out red, her eyes became bigger than normal and she stuttered; "you mean....... you... two...-
Y-E-S! YESYESYESYES!!!!! But now:::: What do I have to say at such a question! Although she didn't finish the question, I perfectly knew what she meant.
But since I was NOT going to tell 'bout my sex-life, although she probably didn't got one..... never mind. But how to tell ... or just not to tell..... just HOW do ya say two people don't sleep with their clothes on... no, excuse me, two people who do other things than sleep without their clothes on::::: ***Videl, I don't believe in sex after marriage.*** O yeah, she sees me coming.... no, that's not a good answer... ***Vi, I DO have a sex-life.*** NONONONO, that would ruin her not-known- fact-'bout-teenagers-and-their-hormones-which-makes-her-totally-sweet-and- above-all-totally-innocent. Then there's no other option then just .... yes, ya're right..... gulp!!!
((((((A.N.; SORRY!!!!!! I don't really like Lime, but since Gohan obviously liked her, I just made a funny point of *coughcough-sex-coughcough* between them))))))
So I gulped, and nodded goofy... yes, perfect answer!
She turned away her head, hoping I couldn't see she's blushing at my nod.
GEEZ, is she kept on goin' this way...... I would already kill Scharpner, but now.... that would be FAR to easy for him to get away from me and ...... THA VI-GIRL.....
((((((A.N.; ~LOL~, Gohan got a new nickname for Videl:::: THA VI- GIRL!!!.... I thought; make something original, not like 'del' or something like that))))))
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When it was bed-time ... most of the times I got to bed at 2, or 3 We got dressed. Vi got a shirt from me but she refused wear pans.... probably cuz she thought it was hot in my room.
(((((A.N.; SUMMER!!!! NOT ANYTHING DIRTY!!! YOU PERVERTS!!!!!)))))
She crawled into the sheets on the mattress, while I jumped in my bed. Since it was somewhere near summer it wasn't dark when I turned off the light at my desk.
After 10 minutes laying in my bed, Videl suddenly turned on the lights and put on those horrible glasses. She sat up straight at her mattress, looked directly at me.
I also sat up, not quit knowing what to do.
"Gohan..... you want to be friends with me, don't you?" She asked me.
NO, I want to be your personal human-dog. WOOF, puppy wants a cookie! WOOF, HEY, was that a cat?! If that's so he's one dead cat! BARK-BARK!!!!...... ok, never mind, I'm trailing off... but the idea is quit funny...... so........ ^_~
"Actually, I want to be your bestest best friend..... WOOF, doggy!!!!! Doggy wants a cookie! And ya can pet me if ya want to.... WOOF!!" I answered, grinning at Videl's dumbfounded face.
" -_-`.......I was serious about that question. Now tell me, you want to be friends with me, don't you?" She remained serious, but couldn't resist a giggle under het breath.
Grumble grumble....
"Hai." I sighed while I rolled my eyes, which caused her to scowl at me. If she couldn't laugh at my jokes, this would be one big stupid f*cking- horrible night!
"Then you should tell me your secrets!" She continued speaking, totally not caring I was looking bored and stuff......... wait a sec........ what tha heck was she talkin' off?
"Eh.. I kinda lost ya..... what'dya mean by 'secrets'?"
"You know, friends tell friends their secrets, like...... I don't know what.... But anyway, EVERYONE has secrets!" She answered at me, slight anger ranging through her voice.
Somewhere she got a point. Even I had secrets..... but that was NO excuse of tellin' them! Even Scharpner didn't know everything 'bout me... otherwise also.
"I don't have." I simple stated.
For a minute she looked at me strangely, but then we suddenly heard a knock at the door. 3 times guess who that was.
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Not only a sleeping bag, but also a big can of limonade Goten brought with him. He put the can at my desk and then sat down at his sleeping bag which was located 2 millimeters away from Vi's mattress.
GREAT!!!
"So.. what'dya doin' oniisan?" He asked innocent. If I didn't know him better, I'd feel sorry he almost never got friends who stayed here at night... but since I DID know him better, I didn't feel the slightest guild.
"Sleepin', until SOMEONE woke me up." I spoke. Now hope Goten would get away.
"Gohan, that is NOT true. We were talking about you!" Videl suddenly said angrily. Great, now Goten wants to stay here also tha rest of tha night.
"Yippy!!! I can talk 'bout oniisan too!!!! Can I talk with you guys, pwwweeaassee??!!!!" He asked as innocent as he could.
Before I could jumped out of my bed and yell 'no' Videl smiled at Goten and said; "Sure."
This was definitely tha worst day in my whole life!!!!!!! Dying would be more to look forward to than another day like this!!!
"Thanks Vi!!! Oniisan, can I stay?" And he did his trick again. Those stupid-f*cking-but-no-resisting-puppy-eyes which I hate..... And it didn't took long before I heard myself saying; "Sure squirt!"
Gimme a gun, I kill him. Gimme a rock, I drown him. Gimme nuttin, I kill him anyway..... but he's still a cute li'll guy IF he didn't got sugar.... and guess what.... he probably had sugar today.
Then I noticed the can full of limonade.... knowing Goten, those 5 liters of limonade where 90% sugar and 10% water...... never mind that sugar, he ruined our night anyway.
"So, what'dya talking 'bout?!" Goten cheered happily after he stood up and sat down next to Vi. Though it was NOT cool my li'll bro sat down next to her, tha face Vi made was absolutely amazing! Her eyes became bigger, which I could see perfectly behind those glasses off her, and she mouthed the word "no" but Goten didn't seem to notice that. I didn't think she could be ....fun...... sometimes!
Unluckily for me she recovered quickly and answered to Goten's question; "About Gohan... I want to be his friend, but I hardly know something about Gohan, so that is why I wanted to have a conversation with him about his life."
"... 'K, can I talk also.... I know things also 'bout oniisan too!" Goten said happily at Vi... great, now Vi makes friends with my tha li'll squirt.
"Great!" Vi said back. Ugh, now I was doomed talkin' 'bout me!
"Goten, please go away. I don't wanna talk, I wanna sleep!" I said angrily. Goten looked at me surprised.
"I thought I could stay here?!.... don't ya like me anymore oniisan?" Goten suddenly didn't smile anymore and ya could see tears forming in his puppy- eyes.
As a big brother, ya can do 2 things; 1::: Scream 'go away', get grounded and get a li'll brother who hates you. 2::: say 'sorry' and keep a sweet bro who loves ya. And since I wasn't tha bad guy, I choose number 2.
"Sorry.... I'm just tired." I said guilty. And believe it or not, it did the trick! Goten stopped his fake-crying and looked sweetly at me.
"That's OK!!! But ya need to talk also, 'K?!" Goten was at some 'strange' reason all happy again.
"So Gohan, why are you all cool and stuff at school and sweet at home?" Videl asked..... she probably couldn't choose a worse question to begin with.... HOW on earth do ya explain all that!!!!!
"Can't I tell somethin' else....... like.... ..... Fighting?!" I hoped this would do the trick, but Vi didn't seem interest in that subject.
"No! Gohan, please tell me why it looks like you are schizophrenic!" She suddenly raised her voice, so Goten backed away a few inches, only Vi didn't seem to notice...
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WAIT A SEC....... !!!!!
"I DON'T HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA!!!" I yelled after the quarter finally felt through. How on earth did she got that idea??!!!!!!
"Then why were you acting nice to your brother while you are a big mean cool guy at school?!" She yelled back at me.
"Because if I would be my REAL me then............. Simatta!" I cursed when I noticed I ran right into Vi's trap.
"Then what, Gohan?" She slowly asked me, completely noticing a large sweatdrop appearing at my forehead.
"I ummm...... nothing..-
"Onnisan.... what's Vi meanin'?" Goten interrupted my stuttering.
"NUTTIN!!!!" I said on a strange high pitchy voice, which didn't stay unnoticed by Videl.
Suddenly Videl's angry behavior disappeared and a sweet smile appeared at her face and said totally innocent and stuff-like-that; "Come on Gohan. You can tell it to me, your best friend! Or is it to sad for my sensitive feeling to hear such a sad story?"
Retch, Retch.... never mind.
But suddenly I understood it. She called me 'your best friend'. Did she really mean she liked me as a friend? YES, STILL HOPE!
So I decided to answer her question serious, for only this time then.
"Okay , I'll tell ya . I'm not as cool as it looks like.... in fact, the real me isn't cool at all I think....and at school I'm only cool cuz I don't want them to think I'm a nerd, but things got a bit out off hand, and that's why I got this way.... happy now?!" I stopped my speech to see their further reactions.
Goten didn't get it. He didn't know this was a secret, cuz he knew I acted different at school than at home...... and Videl......
She didn't look satisfied like I expected her to be, but more backed away. Probably cuz she didn't expected me to answer her question.
Videl just sat at her bed thinking of a good answer, but nuttin could escape her mouth....... LOL! ^_~
Maybe this was gonna be a cool night after all!!
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Amy; I really wanna quit this ridiculous chapter now!
Videl; You go girl!
Gohan; NOOOOOO, FINALLY it was fun..... and then you quit!!!!! You daft girl!
#Amy sticks out thong :p #
Gohan; I HATE YOU BOTH! YOU KNOW THAT! You........... you.... GIRLS!
Videl; hehe, couldn't you come up with something else?!
Gohan; NO!!!
#growls at Videl..... Videl ducks under blanket..... Goten is drinking his lemonade#
Amy; AAAAAH, you all are so annoying!
Gohan; hahaHA ^O^.
Amy; O_o
Videl; is the coast clear?
Gohan; NOOOOOOOO.
#throws pillow at Videl#
Goten; WATCH OUT, BRO! I almost dropped me lemonade!
Videl; NOT OVER MY BLANKET!!!!!!
#Runs to bathroom WITH blanket... Goten stays behind, with a question-icon sticking upon his head#
Gohan; Perhaps I was wrong... This IS gonna be a long LONG night!
Amy; BHAHAHAHAHA! [perfect imitation of laughing Herc]
#Videl sweatdrops from out of the bathroom#
Goten; ANYONE SOME LEM'NADE?
Gohan; AAAAAHHHHH, I KILL HIM!!!!
#Gohan chases after Goten, toward other end of the world, Vi's still hiding in bathroom WITH blanket#
Amy;....... AAAAHHH, I'M LONELY!!!!!!! HELP ME, COME HERE YOU!!!!!.... AT LEAST REVIEW ME!!!!!!!! THEN KNOW I'M NOT ALL ALONE....... HHHEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!!!!
[prefect imitation of a VERY lonely person.... wait, I AM LONELY, FORGET THE IMITATIONS..... THIS IS REAL!!!!!!!]
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