Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns Harry Potter. This parody is based on S Club 7's
"Two in a Million."

Scene: Hermione tells Harry and Ron how much they mean to her.

-Three in a Million-

Out of all the boys, you guys are not like the others
From the very first day, you were like my brothers
In my wildest dreams, my darkest desire
Would I declare to you, your mischief, I never tire
Just when we thought we'd always be strangers
The wandering troll attacked and brought us together

We are three in a million
We got all the friendship that we could be given
If Voldemort should win
We'll still have each other
And no matter what, no matter what
We'll be forever as one

It's been a crazy four years, where everything's changing
One minute we're laughing, the next we're fighting
When my heart gets heavy, I know I'll be okay
The moment you guys are near me
No one would have guessed we'd be alive today
Scared of everything, but fighting the Death Eaters anyway

We are three in a million
We got all friendship that we could be given
If Voldemort should win
We'll still have each other
And no matter what, no matter what
We'll be forever as one

You guys are my friends
I'll be with you through the end
When I see you harmed, I get angry
Gathering up my courage, I'll save you and Harry
Just when I thought I almost lost you
I muttered a spell and sent Voldemort into the blue

We are three in a million
We got all friendship that we could be given
If Voldemort
We'll still have each other
And no matter what, no matter what
We'll be forever as one

A/N: Yes, I know that if Voldemort won, Harry would die and life would cease. Just focus on the symbolic meaning; it is not meant to be taken literally. Read and review please!