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Chapter ten:
I am going to get back at her. He thought.
His heart was now beating, like, 600 pulses a minute/second.
The next morning, Hermione woke up hearing ringing in her ears.
She forgot to turn off that damn alarm clock.
She knocked it out of the table and shoved her head under the pillow.
"Hermione! Get your ass out here!" Draco shouted from the common room
"I own anna ah sill eepy!" she mumbled
"What?!"
"I don't wanna! I'm still sleepy!" She clearly stated
"Well, too bad. Don't make me drag you out here!"
"Try me, pure blood!" She said
Draco ran up the stairs and saw her under the covers and under the pillow.
Basically, she looked dead.
He pulled the covers off and saw her lying on her stomach and saw her under garments.
Then he slapped his hand across his eyes.
"what are you doing, Draco? You do this all the time!" he noted to himself.
"oh. Nice ass." He thought.
She was wearing a pink panty with writing that said 'bad ass bitch' on the back and she wore a purple spaghetti strapped top.
He went to the edge of the bed and held tightly on to her ankles and pulled.
Hermione didn't budge.
"shit! You're heavy for a girl!" he said struggling to pull even harder.
"are you blind?" she said sleepily.
Then he looked and saw her hugging the pole tightly.
"Let go!" He said
"What makes you think the words 'let go' will make me let go?" Hermione said hugging the pole even more tightly.
He let go for a while and stood on the edge of the bed [shoes still on] and then he held her feet and started pulling lie there' no tomorrow.
He looked like he was water skiing. And Hermione's feet was the rope.
His hair started falling on his face and started tickling his nose.
Then he started sniffling.
Then he felt a tingling sensation.
"Uh oh." He said like a seven year-old.
"ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He sneezed as he flew back and Hermione went with him.
He hit the dresser of Hermione and Hermione fell on him.
"Ouch!" They said in chorus.
"Oh great. Now, I have to get Dobby to fix my bed." Hermione said holding a plank of wood from the bed.
"Heard of magic?" Draco said sarcastically.
"Yup. But you know, I don't know if you heard of magic too, I mean you didn't even get the pillow to land on! How can I walk now?"
"excuse me! But you landed on me! I must say that is much more painful than falling of a broom a hundred feet above the ground during a Quidditch game!"
"Never mind." Then Hermione stood up.
She dusted her shirt and limped her way to the closet.
"Oh yeah. Nice ass by the way!" he shouted after her.
"Like no one's ever told me that before!" Hermione yelled back.
"Meet me in the common room in fifteen!" he said standing up.
"Ok!" she yelled back.
Fifteen minutes later, Hermione was going down the stairs in light blue jazz pants and a white tank top.
She was holding a towel and drying her hair.
"So, why so urgent?" she asked wiping her hair
"well, McGonagall has too many things on her hands and she has cases to clear up."
"whaddya mean?" she asked again going over to the couch
"trouble makers. She wants us to handle them and think of their punishments."
"I bet you're good at that. Yup, I've got a plan for the Patil twins and Brown."
"What did they do?" she asked at a shocked tone
"tried getting in Blaise's dormitory and sneak in."
"Why would they do that?" she asked once again
"-ehem-"he said knowingly
"Oh. Ok. Their school girl crushes are getting out of hand. So what do you have in store for them."
"I decided not to be too harsh since they're pretty close to you. So I'm thinking of letting them do Blaise's homework for a week."
"But that's not allowed!"
"McGonagall said WE'RE in charge, she also said we can do what we wish, as long as it doesn't ruin her plans."
"Cool! Ok! Let me do the next trouble maker!" Hermione said excitedly.
Draco handed her the paper with several names in them,
"Go and chose." He said smiling
"Ok. Omigosh! Ginny was caught streaking in Hogsmeade? Shoot!"
"Pretty shocking, what you'll see there. Go to number 23." Draco said slouching down on the couch.
She saw Harry and Ron's names. She saw that they had-----------
"Oh no. This is not like them! Did they just?"
"Believe it or not, I was the one that caught them. I can tell you every detail."
"But are you sure?"
"Sure. Very sure. I have three witnesses."
"But I was there! How can I not see that?"
"Invisibility cloak." He responded
"Then how did you see it?" she asked making sure that she didn't read it the wrong way."
"That's something I need to tell you."
"I don't' believe it! I WON'T!"
"Hermione! Calm down! Face it, it's true."
"It's not and I'll prove it!"
"Go ahead."
"They could have just come to me."
"They did, trust me, you won't like what I'm about to tell you." Draco said trailing off slowly.
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Chapter ten:
I am going to get back at her. He thought.
His heart was now beating, like, 600 pulses a minute/second.
The next morning, Hermione woke up hearing ringing in her ears.
She forgot to turn off that damn alarm clock.
She knocked it out of the table and shoved her head under the pillow.
"Hermione! Get your ass out here!" Draco shouted from the common room
"I own anna ah sill eepy!" she mumbled
"What?!"
"I don't wanna! I'm still sleepy!" She clearly stated
"Well, too bad. Don't make me drag you out here!"
"Try me, pure blood!" She said
Draco ran up the stairs and saw her under the covers and under the pillow.
Basically, she looked dead.
He pulled the covers off and saw her lying on her stomach and saw her under garments.
Then he slapped his hand across his eyes.
"what are you doing, Draco? You do this all the time!" he noted to himself.
"oh. Nice ass." He thought.
She was wearing a pink panty with writing that said 'bad ass bitch' on the back and she wore a purple spaghetti strapped top.
He went to the edge of the bed and held tightly on to her ankles and pulled.
Hermione didn't budge.
"shit! You're heavy for a girl!" he said struggling to pull even harder.
"are you blind?" she said sleepily.
Then he looked and saw her hugging the pole tightly.
"Let go!" He said
"What makes you think the words 'let go' will make me let go?" Hermione said hugging the pole even more tightly.
He let go for a while and stood on the edge of the bed [shoes still on] and then he held her feet and started pulling lie there' no tomorrow.
He looked like he was water skiing. And Hermione's feet was the rope.
His hair started falling on his face and started tickling his nose.
Then he started sniffling.
Then he felt a tingling sensation.
"Uh oh." He said like a seven year-old.
"ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He sneezed as he flew back and Hermione went with him.
He hit the dresser of Hermione and Hermione fell on him.
"Ouch!" They said in chorus.
"Oh great. Now, I have to get Dobby to fix my bed." Hermione said holding a plank of wood from the bed.
"Heard of magic?" Draco said sarcastically.
"Yup. But you know, I don't know if you heard of magic too, I mean you didn't even get the pillow to land on! How can I walk now?"
"excuse me! But you landed on me! I must say that is much more painful than falling of a broom a hundred feet above the ground during a Quidditch game!"
"Never mind." Then Hermione stood up.
She dusted her shirt and limped her way to the closet.
"Oh yeah. Nice ass by the way!" he shouted after her.
"Like no one's ever told me that before!" Hermione yelled back.
"Meet me in the common room in fifteen!" he said standing up.
"Ok!" she yelled back.
Fifteen minutes later, Hermione was going down the stairs in light blue jazz pants and a white tank top.
She was holding a towel and drying her hair.
"So, why so urgent?" she asked wiping her hair
"well, McGonagall has too many things on her hands and she has cases to clear up."
"whaddya mean?" she asked again going over to the couch
"trouble makers. She wants us to handle them and think of their punishments."
"I bet you're good at that. Yup, I've got a plan for the Patil twins and Brown."
"What did they do?" she asked at a shocked tone
"tried getting in Blaise's dormitory and sneak in."
"Why would they do that?" she asked once again
"-ehem-"he said knowingly
"Oh. Ok. Their school girl crushes are getting out of hand. So what do you have in store for them."
"I decided not to be too harsh since they're pretty close to you. So I'm thinking of letting them do Blaise's homework for a week."
"But that's not allowed!"
"McGonagall said WE'RE in charge, she also said we can do what we wish, as long as it doesn't ruin her plans."
"Cool! Ok! Let me do the next trouble maker!" Hermione said excitedly.
Draco handed her the paper with several names in them,
"Go and chose." He said smiling
"Ok. Omigosh! Ginny was caught streaking in Hogsmeade? Shoot!"
"Pretty shocking, what you'll see there. Go to number 23." Draco said slouching down on the couch.
She saw Harry and Ron's names. She saw that they had-----------
"Oh no. This is not like them! Did they just?"
"Believe it or not, I was the one that caught them. I can tell you every detail."
"But are you sure?"
"Sure. Very sure. I have three witnesses."
"But I was there! How can I not see that?"
"Invisibility cloak." He responded
"Then how did you see it?" she asked making sure that she didn't read it the wrong way."
"That's something I need to tell you."
"I don't' believe it! I WON'T!"
"Hermione! Calm down! Face it, it's true."
"It's not and I'll prove it!"
"Go ahead."
"They could have just come to me."
"They did, trust me, you won't like what I'm about to tell you." Draco said trailing off slowly.