Disclaimer: I'm tired if writing these things! Look, do you honestly believe a physics major wrote Harry Potter?
Yeah, I didn't think so! By the way, in case you have been living in a cave (or really do think I wrote Harry
potter), JK Rowling is the genius who wrote the Harry Potter series, NOT me.

Oh, and Pink owns "Get this Party Started."

Scene: Snape, being the horrid git that he is, has decided to give his poor Potions students a nice long exam on
Saturday night.

-Get this Exam Started-

Get this exam started on a Saturday night
Everybody's waiting for Snape to arrive
Sending out owls to the entire class
Seein' the note, we'd rather have a cardiac bypass
I got lots of quills, check out my supply of ink
I can write forever if you know what I mean

Snape's comin up, we'd better get this exam started
Snape's comin up, so we'd better get this exam started
Loading up the cauldron, slicing snails at a breakneck speed
Recording the results, I'm prayin for a C
Neville is freaking as his cauldron is spewing gas
Everyone ducks as we hear the blast
Brush off our robes, get out from beneath the desk
Everyone starts freakin since Neville looks grotesque (A/N: Neville is a bit disfigured after the blast)

Snape's comin up, we'd better get this exam
Snape's comin up, we'd better get this exam started
Get this exam started
Glaring as he enters the room
Everybody's trembling since he's in a bad mood
Our heart is pounding at a whole new beat
Looks like Snape is smirking and he's smirkin' at me
"I'm your professor; I can torment you anytime
You'll all pay if I see a toe out of line!"

Snape's comin up, we'd better get this exam started
Snape's comin up, we'd better get this exam started
Snape's comin up, we'd better get this exam started
Get this exam started right now

A/N:aLiE-fEIToN, I'll write a parody of Papa Don't Preach once I remember the tune. As for "Toxic," I'll write one as soon as I refresh my memory on the tune. Yes, I know. I should know these by heart, but exams have kind of ruined my brain. Thanks so much for your review!