AN: Done in response to Phantom R's challenge of AXS. Hope you like it. I own nothing. Part two of five. A little bit of Alucard humiliation. Don't worry, it gets better soon.

Walter paused and looked up. Walking towards him was young Miss Seras, with what looked like a bundle of red cloth in her arms. She appeared to be...cuddling it?

"Miss Seras?"

"Oh, hello there, Walter, I didn't see you. Um...Sir Integra was looking up some spells and happened upon a size reduction one. Um...Alucard was the target, and...well..." she held out the swathed clothing.

Sure enough, there, nestled among the red and black, was a petit version of Alucard. He scowled up at Walter.

"Oh, my goodness..." trailed Walter.

"Garr..." said Alucard. "And as Police Girl here pointed out to me, it might take a while before Master comes up with the counter-curse."

Walter envisioned the tiny terror running around the Hellsing mansion like some kind of maniacal two-year old, only with a psychotic temper and magical powers. He closed his eyes and sighed, hoping and praying that Sir Integra would find out how to change him back soon.

"In the mean time," Alucard pressed on, "I'm starving."

"But Master..." began Seras. "The blood bags are bigger than your head!"

"Yes..." Alucard said, narrowing his eyes. "And so, what is your point?"

She set him down on the table, and looked at Walter.

"One of us is going to have to feed you."

Walter disappeared so fast it might have been magic.

Alucard took a deep breath, trying to keep calm.

"You are not going to feed me."

Seras only looked at him.

"I am not going to let some timid evening-walker like you ever feed me like a child!"

"Oh come on Master, it's not that bad..."

Alucard gurgled something incoherently.

The scene in the kitchens was thus: Seras was sitting on a table, with Alucard wrapped up in his jacket. She had found that the blood bags were far too big to ever fit in Alucard's mouth. And she wouldn't be able to spoon-feed him, that's for sure. So, she had found the one other solution she could think of.

Though God knew why one of these was in the kitchen.

It was a baby bottle.

"Mmmmf!" said mini-Alucard.

"I know, I know, but you're almost done!" said Seras cheerfully. "And when you're finished, we can do something fun!" Seras had been a baby-sitter for a long time before going through the academy, and Alucard made such an adorable child.

At this, Alucard's eyes narrowed so far that Seras didn't know how he could see. His little fangs bit down hard on the bottle and yanked it out of Seras' hand.

"I'm done now." Alucard said. "Let's not ever, ever do that again. Is that very clear?"

"Inescapably, Master." Seras said nervously, and righted the bottle.

He hopped down from the table and landed on the floor with a heavy 'thud'.

"Well, now that that's over..."

"You promised something fun." Alucard narrowed his eyes, and grinned. "What were you thinking?"

"Um..." said Seras.

Next: Something Fun!