Disclaimer: Britney Spears owns "Baby One More Time." JK Rowling owns
Harry Potter.

Scene: Uh, I donÕt know whatÕs going on in this song to be honest. What? You
want me to make something up? All right, fine. Uh, lets see. Hermione failed
an assignment and wants Snape to give her a make-up assignment. (Good
luck there, Hermione!)

SNAPE GIVE ME AN ESSAY ONE MORE TIME

Oh Sevvie, Sevvie
How was I supposed to know?
That you were gonna fail me?
Oh, Sevvie, Sevvie,
I shouldÕve turned you into a toad,
And now youÕve blinded my sight, yeah

Show me how you want the essay to be
Tell me Sevvie, cause I need to know now
Oh, because
My studiousness is taking over me
And I must confess
That I still believe (still believe)
That when you fail me I lose my mind
Just give me the "A" thatÕs mine
Snape give me an essay one more time

Oh greasy Sevvie
The reason I hate potions is you
Why canÕt you just give me another assignment?
Oh Sevvie, thereÕs no essay I wouldnÕt do
Please just let me redo it

Show me how you want the essay to be
Tell me Sevvie, cause I need to know now
Oh, because
My studiousness is taking over me
And I must confess
That I still believe (still believe)
That when you fail me I lose my mind
Just give me the "A" thatÕs mine
Snape give me an essay one more time

Oh Sevvie, Sevvie, I shouldÕve turned you into a toad
But I must confess
That my studiousness is taking over me
And I still believe
That when you fail me I lose my mind
Just give me the "A" thatÕs mine
Snape give me an essay one more time

A/N; Wow, that was lame! Eh, whatever. Read and review please!