A/N: Hi everyone! Thank you so much for all of your reviews. [Sappy music playing in the background]
All of your reviews mean a lot. You have made my first experience with ff.net absolutely wonderful
[Sappy music stops abruptly] Ok, enough sappiness.

I have some bad news and some good news. The good news is that I'm almost done with my first
year at college! The bad news is that I don't have internet access at home, so I won't be able to
update until I return to school in September. So, before I leave for the summer, I will post all of my
finished parodies. If I think of some more parodies over the summer, I will post them when I return to
school.

Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns Harry Potter. Usher owns "U Remind Me."

Scene: Voldemort killed Harry's true love, Hermione. JerkÉ Ahem. Four years later Harry comes
across a girl who looks remarkably like Hermione. She is really attracted to him, but he turns her
down. Why, you ask? Read to find out!

U Remind Me (Usher)

See the thing about you that caught, my eye
Is the same thing that makes me, wanna cry
Kinda hard to explain, but this loss almost made, me die
Sit down cuz this may take a while.
See, this girl looks a lot, like you.
She even studies as much as, you do
We got together, my world consisted of just, us two
Life was so perfect, but this illusion got, me fooled
I'm reminded when I look at you

You remind me of a love that I, once knew
See her pretty face whenever I, I look at you.
This flood of memories brings tears to, my eyes
This is why I can't be your guy.

Thought that we would always, be together
Thought that life could get, no better
ÔTil one day the Dark Wizard took her, from me.
So girl, you and I can never be

You remind me of a love that I once knew
See her pretty face whenever I, I look at you.
This flood of memories brings tears to my eyes
This is why I can't be your guy.

I know you and her are not the same
But dating someone else would put, her memory to shame
Wish I could fall in love, again
But the most we could ever be is friends
Cuz you remind meeeeee

Whoa, whoa, whoaaaa

You remind me of a love that I once knew
See her pretty face whenever I look at you.
This flood of memories brings tears to my eyes
This is why I can't be your guy.

A/N: Once again, I thank you all for your support. I wish everyone the best with final exams, and I hope all
of you have a great summer!