Disclaimer: I own nothing. The Cell and Frieza in this story are their final forms.

Home For Infinite Pranksters

Cell, Frieza, and Majin Buu were sitting around when they decided to make some prank phone calls.

Buu dialed the numbers 1-800-IMFAT and then his phone started ringing. "Give me that you fat pile of lard." Cell grabbed the phone and immediately stated pressing the buttons 555-YOUNGGOKU.

"Hello. This is Goten." Goten answered the phone with an annoying cheery smile.

"Are you fast?" Cell asked.

"Yep!" Goten nodded. "I fly so fast, I break the wind!"

"You may want to invest in some air fresheners." Cell hung up the phone. Frieza burst out laughing.

"Dude! That was frickin' genius!" Freiza kept laughing.

"Get a joke book man." Cell pushed the top of the ceiling out. He gave Frieza a book with the words "Obvious Jokes for Prank Calls" on the cover.

"Buu want another turn!" Buu grabbed the phone.

"Hello?" Vegeta answered. "This better be important. I'm practicing."

"You suck sissy girl!" Buu slammed down the phone.

"Damn freak. Interrupting my knitting." Vegeta grumbled.

"Oh! I know! Let's call the pizza place!" Frieza evilly smirked.

"Hello? Pizza for Infinite Losers? Do you serve Big Macs?" Frieza asked.

"No. This is a frickin' pizza place. You are SO stupid." The pizza guy said.

"Fine. I guess I'll go order McDonald's then." Freiza gave Cell the thumbs up.

"No! We serve Big Macs now. Just added them to the menu."

"Good. I'll take five grand pianos, a bar of soap, and a rabid squirrel." Frieza was struggling to contain the laughter.

"You just asked about the Big Mac. What about the Big Mac?" the pizza guy started getting irritated.

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did."

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did."

"No I didn't."

"Yes, you did."

"Tag! You're it! Press one for fried chicken, two for Martian." Frieza said.

"You need to be locked up in a home for the criminally insane." The pizza guy said, annoyed.

"IT'S NOT A HOME!!!!! IT'S NOT!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!" Frieza yelled and then hung up.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Buu like funny pizza guy!"

"Shut up Buu." Cell said.

"Yeah, shut up." Frieza said, taking a sip of his Dr. Loser soft drink.

End of chapter 1

So? Did you like it? If anyone wants the HFIL crew to prank call them, (in the story) let me know and I'll make it happen. R&R!

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