Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns Harry Potter. Britney Spears owns "I'm a Slave 4 U."

Scene: Hermione is at the Yule Ball with Krum. Pansy attempts to humiliate Hermione and insults her. Little
does she know that Hermione has an attitude to back up her new look.

I Look Better Than You (Slave 4 U by Britney Spears)

All you Slytherins look at me like I'm a little know-it-all
Well Pansy did you ever think I'd look better than you at the ball?
Always saying,"Know-it-all can't look no better than a fruit fly."
Well, guess whose datin' the most popular guy?
Get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it
I know I may come off plain
I may come off shy
But now I look great and I'm dancing with my guy
What's in, what's out, what the hell who cares?
All I know is your ugly face is giving me a scare

I looook better than you
I cannot control it, so why should I hide it?
I looook better than you
No one would deny it, so no use fightin'

Pansy, don't you wanna throw another insult at me
It's the perfect time and place
Oh, Pansy go ahead and throw another insult at me
But beware of my uncontrollable rage
[throws goblet of pumpkin juice on Pansy's dress]
Like that. You like that?

Yeah. Now watch me
Get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it

I really wanna throw my fist at you
I really turn your face black 'n blue
I really wanna throw my fist at you
I really wanna turn your face black 'n blue

Pansy don't you wanna throw another insult at me
It's the perfect time and place
Oh, Pansy, go ahead and throw another insult at me
But beware of my uncontrollable rage

I looook better than you
I cannot control it, so why should I hide it?
I looook better than you
No one would deny it, so no use fightin'