Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns anything associated with Harry Potter. Disney and
whoever wrote/sung "Part of that World" owns it. I own the lyrics to this parody.

Scene: Hermione feels socially awkward at school.

Part of That School

Look at this library
Knowledge untold
How many books can one library hold?
Looking around here you'd think,
Sure, the it has everything

It's got tables and quills aplenty.
It's got lights and chairs as well
You want some books? It has four hundred twenty.
But who cares?
No big deal.
I want more

I wanna be where the students are
I wanna be there, be there socializing
Walking amongst those dumb (whadya call-em?) oh- jocks
Reading here, you don't get too far
Half a brain is required for joking, giggling, running around and flying on those
(what's the word again?) brooms

Up where they fly
Up where they're getting clobbered without I
Stuck in the library
Wish I was with Harry
And part of that school

What could I have done
To have fun with my friends?
What would I pay
If I could spend a day lying in the sun
Betcha in muggle school, they don't tease
Bookworms, to the point they're crying on their knees
Bright young students
Sick of being socially deficient
Ready to stand

And ready to know as little as the others know
Gossip with them
And hear some laughter
Ask them what jokes are
And what subject they (what's the word?) hate?

On a scale from one to ten, how do I rate?
Wouldn't I love,
Love to be with the students above
Stuck in the library
Wish I was with Harry
And part of that school