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Harry Potter
Scene: Ron tells Prof Binns what he thinks about his history lectures.
-History don't make sense to me-
You think you gotta lecture
You don't
You think I'll pay attention
I won't
Even if you were alive
History don't make sense to me
Think I wanna take notes
I don't
If I wanna learn, I'll figure it out on my own
History don't make sense to me
When you flew out from the wall
Saw that wand that you waved
Felt very sleepy when you looked at me
Began your lecture; it was really boring
Talked about the goblins and their quest for truth
Ignoring the snores; don't seem to care if we notice you
Your voice is dull
Think you outta know
Your monotony is getting out of control
All that matters is
That you give me an "A."
Give me all the marks I need
That I need to get by, yeah
You think you gotta lecture
You don't
You think I'll pay attention
I won't
Even if you were alive
History don't make sense to me
Think I wanna take notes
I don't
If I wanna learn, I'll figure it out on my own
History don't make sense to me
When I took a chance
Tried to stay awake
Couldn't help but daydream about the dance
Can't you see you're just wasting that voice of yours
What I need to know is outside of these doors
The way you teach history, I can't relate
You're too dull, rather be taught by Snape
If your speech doesn't change, gotta find a way to keep my sanity
Now I'm leaving, where's my wand?
I've got to escape
All that matters is
That you give me an "A."
Give me all the marks I need
That I need to get by, yeah
You think you gotta lecture
You don't
You think I'll pay attention
I won't
Even if you were alive
History don't make sense to me
Think I wanna take notes
I don't
If I wanna learn, I'll figure it out on my own
History don't make sense to me
Doesn't make sense to me
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You think the lectures you create
Can substitute the excitement you take
Take the keys to my mind
Then you can mold my mind and get the info in my mind
I think your lectures should take less time
And make the number of exams few
There will be students worshipping you
Then you can mold my mind, and get info in my mind
You think you gotta lecture
You don't
You think I'll pay attention
I won't
Even if you were alive
History don't make sense to me
Think I wanna take notes
I don't
If I wanna learn, I'll figure it out on my own
History don't make sense to me
Harry Potter
Scene: Ron tells Prof Binns what he thinks about his history lectures.
-History don't make sense to me-
You think you gotta lecture
You don't
You think I'll pay attention
I won't
Even if you were alive
History don't make sense to me
Think I wanna take notes
I don't
If I wanna learn, I'll figure it out on my own
History don't make sense to me
When you flew out from the wall
Saw that wand that you waved
Felt very sleepy when you looked at me
Began your lecture; it was really boring
Talked about the goblins and their quest for truth
Ignoring the snores; don't seem to care if we notice you
Your voice is dull
Think you outta know
Your monotony is getting out of control
All that matters is
That you give me an "A."
Give me all the marks I need
That I need to get by, yeah
You think you gotta lecture
You don't
You think I'll pay attention
I won't
Even if you were alive
History don't make sense to me
Think I wanna take notes
I don't
If I wanna learn, I'll figure it out on my own
History don't make sense to me
When I took a chance
Tried to stay awake
Couldn't help but daydream about the dance
Can't you see you're just wasting that voice of yours
What I need to know is outside of these doors
The way you teach history, I can't relate
You're too dull, rather be taught by Snape
If your speech doesn't change, gotta find a way to keep my sanity
Now I'm leaving, where's my wand?
I've got to escape
All that matters is
That you give me an "A."
Give me all the marks I need
That I need to get by, yeah
You think you gotta lecture
You don't
You think I'll pay attention
I won't
Even if you were alive
History don't make sense to me
Think I wanna take notes
I don't
If I wanna learn, I'll figure it out on my own
History don't make sense to me
Doesn't make sense to me
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You think the lectures you create
Can substitute the excitement you take
Take the keys to my mind
Then you can mold my mind and get the info in my mind
I think your lectures should take less time
And make the number of exams few
There will be students worshipping you
Then you can mold my mind, and get info in my mind
You think you gotta lecture
You don't
You think I'll pay attention
I won't
Even if you were alive
History don't make sense to me
Think I wanna take notes
I don't
If I wanna learn, I'll figure it out on my own
History don't make sense to me