Disclaimer: Jessica Simpson owns "Irresistible." I own nothing. JK Rowling owns Harry Potter. I
still own nothing. Life sucks

A/N: I saw the newest Azkaban trailer and it looks way better than the first two! After seeing
Hermione punch that little git, Malfoy, I became inspired to write this parody.

Scene: Malfoy has pushed Hermione too far by simply being himself. His insults are making our
poor little bookworm see red. Hermione is tempted to pound the little git, while Ron and Harry are
trying to restrain her.

-Mercurial-

Don't try to tell me I shouldn't fight
I'm gonna punch out his lights
Cuz I can't resist this desire
I know he's just a stupid prat
But getting revenge would definitely give me a laugh
You always say I should say no

But I'm just so mercurial
I've got to be physical
Make Malfoy's eyes turn blue and purple
I'm starting to seethe
C'mon he's the bloody devil
Let's have a chuckle
His words are hurtful
It's time to show whose powerful
He makes me so mercurial, can't you see?

Don't you think I'm trying to listen to the voice inside?
That I should walk away cuz it's the thing to do that's right
But I can't stop my fists from rolling (rolling)
Maybe I'll tell him I think he's lame
And give him a horrid nickname
Cuz when I see that sneering smile, you always say I should say no

But I'm just so mercurial
I've got to be physical
Make Malfoy's eyes turn blue and purple
I'm starting to seethe
C'mon he's the bloody devil
Let's have a chuckle
His words are hurtful
It's time to show who's powerful
He makes me so mercurial, can't you see?

But I'm just so mercurial
I've got to be physical
Make Malfoy's eyes turn blue and purple
I'm starting to seethe
C'mon he's the bloody devil
Let's have a chuckle
His words are hurtful
It's time to show who's powerful
He makes me so mercurial, can't you see?
He makes me
Mercurial