Guess what everyone! It's March 12 and that means ITS MY BIRTHDAY!
And now I shall launch into a ridiculous speech... ::clears throat::
My dear reviewers... My dear Ailsa Joys and chibi nekos, and my dear CStinis and Shlee Verdes, and aelfgifus, and Lady Lauras, QTPie-2488s, Bethy the Vampire Slayers, Elbereths, Bookworm2000s, crazytooks, Olivias, Tsevis, Ariels, Herald7s, Lady Jainas, Tersas, and ShireElfs...
"That's ShireElves!" ::shouts a voice from the audiance::
ShireElfs! I shall not keep you long. I have called you all here for a purpose. Indeed for three purposes! First of all I am immensely fond of you all, and that ::coughs:: these few weeks is too short a time to write among such excellent and admirable hobbits.. er I mean readers!
I don't know half of you as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!
Secondly to celebrate my birthday! Yeah I don't have an attractive... er I mean innocent little heir so it's just me.
And lastly! So that I may tell you that I have decided to celebrate in the true hobbit tradition! (If you haven't noticed) Yes I shall be giving YOU a gift. Not one but two new chapters will be added to my story so please enjoy! I'm going now! GOODBYE!
::poof::
And now I shall launch into a ridiculous speech... ::clears throat::
My dear reviewers... My dear Ailsa Joys and chibi nekos, and my dear CStinis and Shlee Verdes, and aelfgifus, and Lady Lauras, QTPie-2488s, Bethy the Vampire Slayers, Elbereths, Bookworm2000s, crazytooks, Olivias, Tsevis, Ariels, Herald7s, Lady Jainas, Tersas, and ShireElfs...
"That's ShireElves!" ::shouts a voice from the audiance::
ShireElfs! I shall not keep you long. I have called you all here for a purpose. Indeed for three purposes! First of all I am immensely fond of you all, and that ::coughs:: these few weeks is too short a time to write among such excellent and admirable hobbits.. er I mean readers!
I don't know half of you as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!
Secondly to celebrate my birthday! Yeah I don't have an attractive... er I mean innocent little heir so it's just me.
And lastly! So that I may tell you that I have decided to celebrate in the true hobbit tradition! (If you haven't noticed) Yes I shall be giving YOU a gift. Not one but two new chapters will be added to my story so please enjoy! I'm going now! GOODBYE!
::poof::