Stupid Commercials, Part Two
Thanks to those people who reviewed. It seems as though the Trident of Ankohl Forges are quite popular.
Oh, and yes, these ads are getting lame. Blame it all on writer's block.
The Complete Lectures of Kraden, First Edition, Volumes I-MMMMMMMMMMMCLXIX (The Early Lectures)
Want to read the complete lectures of your favourite Alchemy sage, Kraden? Well, here are the first 11,169 volumes! Each book comes leather-bound and is anywhere from 2400 to 3600 pages long. Makes a great heirloom. ON SALE, ONLY $25.99!
The Complete Lectures of Kraden, First Edition, Volumes MMMMMMMMMMMCLXX- MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMDLXXXIII (The Later Lectures)
Here is volumes 11,170 to 20,583 of the famous and lengthy Lectures of Kraden. ON SALE! ONLY $15.49! BUY TODAY!
Master Feh's Kung Fu Training
Learn the art of Wind and Water, or Feng Shui as they call it. Learn about good home positions, how roads can make a difference in your luck, and learn about Chi as it affects your home and body.
Master Hama's Kung Fu Training
Learn from the master herself! Train in the art of self-defence! Forget Feh and his "Feng Shui"! For Jupiter Adepts only.
Piers and Mia Inc. Tours
Have you ever wanted to visit some of those exquisite towns and sanctums across the sea, but never have the time to do so? Well then, hop on board the only ship that bears the Wings of Anemos, fly over to your destination and have a good time! (Piers and Mia Inc. Tours is not responsible for returning any people back home. The customer must arrange for the trip back.)
Proxian Fashions
We know you want the Proxian look! From the hot skin colours to the thick robes, the Proxian style is in! Come on over to Proxian Fashions, your one-stop shop for skin dye, thick summer robes and everything else that's Proxian!
Jenna's Gourmet
Located in the heart of Vale, Jenna Gourmet is the latest hot spot for culinary aficionados! From the mouthwatering overcooked carrots to the juicy undercooked steaks, you are going to grovel and beg for more!
Felix's "I Hate My Annoying Sister/Brother" Club
Have a drink, sit around, relax and complain to your heart's content! Features weekly storytellings of Jenna annoying Felix to no end. People not allowed in: Anyone named Kay, Aaron or Isaac.
A Trident of Ankohl Forges Special!
For our hundredth anniversary, we are taking 50% off the price of any custom weapons or armor! Enjoy a 75% discount if you bring material for us to work with.
Djinn Car Wash!
Please support the United Djinn Sugar League! Car washes for only seven coins each! Enter with a dirty car, exit with a shining one! All funds go towards procuring sugar for Djinn.
I know, that was lame. Maybe the reviewers could suggest some things to put in the next update?